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#Free spirit|Manchester United die hard fan ||God fearing| important thing Family | ProudCatholic💯

Harare, Zimbabwe
Joined January 2015
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@KuflexUshe
🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Have you ever gone out of your way to help someone and then find out ungrateful they really are😓😓😭
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Wauchida abate musoro here?
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President wedu abata maoko 😄😃😃😃
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munhu kungotenga worksuit akutozviti engineer kwanai imi!!🤭😂🤭
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I'm not okay my girlfriend just posted "chi babe chamhofu" apa ndinoyera MBIZI....😥😥😥chemai neni 🤣🤣🤣
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Kanonyeba ka blaz aka,hanzi "my head is under water but im breathing fine"ukuda kuti urayisa 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲🥲🥲
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When the hips n buttocks fail to grow, they start calling themselves models😂😂😂 Zvakangooma🙌
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Kuiswa pa status on your birthday muzimbabwe itori present iyoyo simple 😂 😂
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Peer pressure killed me izvezvi ndrii mutown nechando chino kutsvaga iPhone 4😅😅😇😢
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Nobody keeps secrets like a Zimbabwean traveling abroad for the first time. 👻👻😂😂👏
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To us vane ma babe ano organizer base🥂🤣🤣🤣
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I just wanna apologize to the people i called poor at 30 when i was 18.😷
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Wakamboisa phone pacharger husiku hwese omuka ine 1%...that's a heart break kwete zvenyu zvekunyeperana😂😂😂
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Zim twitter yakangooma mufunge I've just deleted a tweet yanga yane 3 days ...no like apa I've got mafollowers anotopfurawo Thousand mufunge😂😂😂😂👐
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Unoenda sei ku Zanzibar iwe uchidanana nemurume wemunhu anenge achidiwa kumba zve! 😂😂😂😂
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Hwahwa tonwa hedu asi drink iiri randinakira😇😇😇
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Hakuna virgin rine Twitter account😂😂😂😂
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Ungaigona Marriage iwe uchirwadziwa ne bluetick😂😂😂Itai easy😂😂😂!
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Finally my wife is pregnant😊...!!!
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Problem ine ma RTGS kungoita 500 followers haachatoite follow back 🙄🙄😂
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Dzingori nharo henyu vanhu vekuChitungwiza but kutown hamutodiwe😁😁🤣
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Tattoo rakanaka kana uine mari kana usina marii unenge wakuita kunge munhu ari dangerous 🤣🤣🤣 👐👐
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Stop acting like you hate relationships,we all know that the person you love doesn't love you back😈😈😂😂😂 #ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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Nhasi mukoma @terrymap1 vandisiira 1 huku yekugocha ne 2 mazambezi 🤣
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Kana Tauya ku sleepover please Mirai kutisvina Mapundu anenge achizikanwa kumba🤕🤕🗣🤝
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If Manchester United lose today I'm shooting my shot @FaffieManhuhwa this is for you😇😇🥰
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Black parents be like Depression yei iyo nyama yakazara mufridye UKWANE..!😂😂😂
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Nhasi I'm posting bae if I die I die🙃🙃😍🤣
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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A sibling of mine called a few mins ago hanzi mukoma ndawana basa mutown so pakuda $25 ye registration fee !!!ndangomuti ibva ipapo nekukasika🗣🗣 Ndatadza here??
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Being single is very hard guys...kungonzi dear wakutoda kuzama luck zvakaoma😅😅😅
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She said Ushe une passport unogona kungoerekana wanditiza...that was her reason yekundiramba💔😂😂😂kana ndimiwo!
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Ukaona relationship yakunzi ndaona iwewe wanyarara ndikati rega ndinyararewo ibva waziya kuti yakuenda kumaKUVA😂😂😂
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Kudanana nema Sugar Mummy sometimes zvinogumbura because kana manetsana waakupopota unonzwa aakuti nhai mwanangu wadii kunoitira noise panze hapana wezera rako pano🤣🤣🤣👏👏
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Confirmed munhu waDecember ndanaye 🤩🤩🤣🤣🤣
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Ndafunga kurega mbanje ndichengete huku dzemukaka🤣🤣🤣
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Hunger can make you think you have feelings for the person who just bought you food 😂🤣🤣
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Murume hachisi chinhu chekutamba nacho ndosaka muchiona kusina chidhori chechirume😇😇😇😂😂 #ZimbabweanLivesMatter
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Nomatter how bad the situation is..DO NOT QUIT ALCOHOL!!!😊😊😊
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Did you know that ukahetsura uchimama unofa?😂😂😂
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Before posting maBundles of joy enyu , VAGEZESEIWO please..😂
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Ndadedzwa kuti ndibatsire my little brother homework he is in grade 5 ndangoti ndichiona number 1 ....I faked to answer a call ndobva ndatotiza mumba imomo 🤣🤣🤣😇vapfana vakudzidziswa zvakaoma ava iih😪
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Relationships nowadays 🤗if you go offline the whole day you have to come back with an affidavit😎😂😂
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Mamwe tweets ndongo liker because I follow you or you follow me but deep down ndenge ndisingade 😅moyo wekubereka ndounozondibata!!!🙄
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Hanzi unobhowa kutaura newe uda kuti ndikunakidze kuti wakandi subscriber here 😂 😂 😂 😂???
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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She can post you on Social Media and still cheat on you with the same guy that commented "God bless this union". 😅😁😁😂😂
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Imagine wopinda fight nengochani,obva ati "ehe ndozvaunogona kaa izvozvo, zvekurova vakadzi"🤣🤣🙄
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Chero ukanzi unoimba sei haufe wakaimbirana nemukadzi anoda mufundisi muchurch....😂😂😂 GoodMorning Y'all 😇😇
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Did you know kuti babe raukurwarira vamwe man havachatode kuriona😅😅😅😂😂
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I got balloons today😉😉!
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I'm not okay my crush ataura kuti "laptop ye iphone"😅😅
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Mambonzwa kuti vamukasei here Mr JamTree?💔🤣🥲🥲
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Holy Ten is trending zvii zvikuitika???🤔
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SKIRI REKUPFEKA HEMBE DZE MAZAMBIA DZAKAFANANA ZVARICHATOBUDA MU STAERA TISATI TAWANA....🤣🤣🤣
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I'm about to get tested wish me luck!😂😂😂😇😇
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Muchaziva here kuti vanhu vakambotengeserwa chidhinha 1 ne 100usd vachinzi next week unenge wavaka yako imba🤣🤣🤣zvakangooma hazvo😉😅
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Ndinotsvagawo basa chero ripi zvaro kwandaishanda rakapera nenyaya yekuba🤣🤣🤣
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Ndashaya Black label😪😣😣
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I swear when making beer they add a voice that tells you to call your ex or crush when you're drunk 🤔😓😪😂😂
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Why do us men find it so hard to cheat in relationships?🤔🤔🤔❗
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Asi munhu anotenga nduwe mubhero anenge achizama kurevei?🤔🤔🤔
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Problem yatakaita takamusekerera pakutanga iye VanChoga😁😁
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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When you finally become their type, don't date them☺☺☺....please don't😂
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I have a feeling that once l buy Econet Data 10 of their staff will be using it with me 😏😏
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Prophet Madungwe remains undefeated hanzi Satan Asungwa😂😂😂😂😂ah zvakaoma
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Vanhu vane ma dimples vakarumurwa nemauyu!🤣🤣🤣asi kaa!
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Imagine you die then go to hell and then, Satan plays you a video uchiimba" ndomuponda Satan hiya"😂😂😂 @TMupangure @breezy_wacho @timiretimzzy @Chikonaz9
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Guys be honest, at what age did you build the confidence to approach a girl without being shy? 😊
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Harare CBD ndaitadza umwe akutodya sadza ne beans izvezvi...vanhu munenge marara kupiko😂😂😂🙌
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Uri busy kuti "nothing can come between us "ndopatinobva tauya hedu isu ana. nothing😂😂😂😂
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Ndanyenga munhu mistake abva abvuma handichaziye zvekuita😂😂😭
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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This kuroora thing is just SCAM ko vangu vabereki vachapiwawo nani marii yavakandirera nayo😂😂😂🚮🚮🚮
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#dontleavemechallenge Hope I'm not late😂😂😂
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Kutunda kwemurume ndokupera kwebonde ,izvo zvako abhigero zvekuti hauna kuguta ....bika sadza.🤣🤣🤣 #WA streets👐👐👐
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Ndazvinzwa🤣🤣🍺
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Behind every successful student ..there is a teacher who told you that you won't achieve anything in life😑😑😑
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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I once spent Xmas with school shoes 💔toughees😅😢😢😢
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Muyedzo yaJuly yatotanga 😓 nhasi ndapotsa ndageza.... 😂😂😂😂
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
4 years
Tomboti wasungwa zvonzi tichakubudisa kana bae wako afona unobuda after how long?🤣🤣🤣
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
4 years
2021 ndiku namatira vana ve Zimbabwe vamire chihure .. kana kungo dzorawo volume mbijana🤣🤣🤣ndiri kutaura Nemi ana musoro bhangu🤣🤔
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only in AFRICA were someone buys a dog and name it TIGER!!!😅😅😅 #ZimbabaweanLivesMatter
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
3 years
Hanzi Every girl has a"Tamba nayo inomuka"story to tell...ndachema zvangu!🤣🤣🤣
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
4 years
If you still want your wife or your bae don't go Ku Buluwayo for more than 2 weeks my guy unoramba mukadzi😂😂😂😂ndikutokuudzai😇😇!!!
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Hustle to fight poverty not to compete with friends👃👏
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I saw her in person 😣😣😣i want all my likes and my wcw's back.....😂😂😂😠
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
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Chimwana cheshamwari yangu chatanga grade 0 nhasi chirikuramba kupfeka bib hanzi handitengese airtime.. 😂😂😂😂😂 #chabiwa
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Ginimbi =EPL😉😉😉 Passion = MABHUZA😁😁😁 Please musandipikise inini handina kana cent😂😂😂😇😇
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My crush just send me a text hanzii Twitter is overrated 😪😷mukati pane future ipapa 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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My brothers and sisters shave your armpits please😭😭😭!
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Niggas will beg for a free beat then rap about money ,life of a producer😂
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If I was SIR WICKNELL mangwana ndaingomuka ndichiti Stunner enda unoona Victor ndoona hangu kupera kwenyaya Yacho😂😂😂🤞
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
6 years
With this whisky Price's niggas will be like munongoishora zvenyu TWO KEYS but its not bad💯🍻😂😂😂😂 @TMupangure @breezy_wacho
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
2 years
In ZIMBABWE once you go abroad you're already rich....!🤣🤣🤣unofonerwa daily vachiti imboisai mbichana ...mwana arwara😅
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
4 years
FALSE RAPE ACCUSATION IS A CRIME😠😠😡🙌
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
5 months
KuZimbabwe holiday means zuva rekuita washen 🚮🚮🚮🤣🤣🤞
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
3 years
Social media got 22 year olds thinking they already failed In life...🙄life begins at 40 bafethu..🙃😅
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
7 months
Ya'll now taking loans kuti munoroora amana kaa🙌🙌💔
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
5 years
Only 90s kids knows the importance of rice back then....kwete zvarakuitwa mazuvano😂😂😂🙄
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
5 years
Hello would you allow COCA COLA Company to put a small sticker on your vehicle and get $500 Weekly.if you are interested type INFO😃
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
5 years
Kana remote yekumba kwenyu isiri muplastic ....usataura patinotaura😂😂😂😂
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
4 years
😂😂 Pain is when you approach a pretty Zimbabwean woman wonzi "Ehh bhudhi mukuendepi" 😂😂
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🦓OneMazvimbakupa🦓👣🔞🇿🇼
3 years
One thing I love about the catholic church is that tese tinenge tine bhabharasi kubva kuna father vacho 🤣🤣🤣!!!
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