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Krista

@Kristasunshine1

4 years

4 years ago on this day I was diagnosed with cancer. I won.

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Krista

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2 years

I don't understand the gun. Did he have to shoot all of the squash?

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2 years

Am I the only one that thought this little piggy went to market meant it was going shopping?

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5 years

#ICantBeTheOnlyOne who has to dig the wrapper out of the trash because I forgot how long it has to cook.

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11 months

Have you ever had a crush on someone that had absolutely no idea?

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5 years

#MostAnnoyingThingAboutTwitter When it refreshes by itself when I'm trying to read something!

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Krista

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4 years

#ImNotAshamedToAdmit I love my dog more than most people.

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Krista

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3 years

The last thing you bought from Amazon is your weapon of choice in battle. What are you fighting with?

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Krista

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5 years

Do you remember the name of your first real crush?

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Krista

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6 months

Have you ever craved a person?

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Krista

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3 years

Do you ever wish you could unmeet someone?

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Krista

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5 years

#Ruin2020In4Words More bad eyebrow trends.

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5 years

#ICantBeTheOnlyOne who has to sing the alphabet to figure out whiich letter comes next.

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5 years

Do you think everyone gets only one great love?

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Krista

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4 years

Hospital. Kidney stone. So fucking painful. I don't recommend.

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4 years

What's the bravest thing you've ever done?

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Krista

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5 years

Do you ever look at your life and think what the fuck am I doing?

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Krista

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6 years

#IDontUnderstandPeopleWho are able to fall asleep as soon as they go to bed

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Krista

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5 years

Today is officially 9 yrs since I quit smoking!

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5 years

#NowIsNotTheTimeTo listen to the news 24/7.

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Krista

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4 years

Have you ever seen a ghost or had a paranormal experience?

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Krista

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4 years

If you could live forever, would you want to?

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Krista

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4 years

What's your mood? Show me with a gif. No words.

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Krista

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5 years

What's the first thing you notice about someone?

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Krista

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5 years

#MyUnpopularOpinionIs all babies are not cute.

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Krista

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4 years

Woke up to find some jerk in my DM saying it was too bad I had such an ugly scar on my neck under a nice face. Seriously? That star was from cancer and I wear it with pride. Kiss my I beat cancer ass. People are unfucking believable.

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5 years

#FlyMeToThe Moon. Frank Sinatra, probably.

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5 years

#IWasBornWithout coordination.

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Krista

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4 years

What was your dream job when you were a kid?

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5 years

#LiesOnMyResume It's not job hoping, it's exploring new opportunities.

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Krista

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5 years

What is one food that you absolutely will not eat? Beets for me.

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5 years

#SignsYouAreAnAdult If you drink too much, the hangover lasts 3 daysl and you are sure you're dying.

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Krista

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5 years

I love Twitter because sometimes randon shit like Miracle Whip trends.

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Krista

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4 years

Describe your perfect mate in just one word.

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5 years

#ForgottenOneHitWonders Pass the Dutchie.

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5 years

#The80sCalledAnd made it Purple Rain.

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4 years

Do you believe in soulmates?

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Krista

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4 years

Bob Ross is trending. You all have a happy little day.

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4 years

The world is ending. What would you eat as your last meal?

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5 years

#3PlacesToSeeBeforeIDie A place with no cancer A place where no child is overlooked A place where love has no strings

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2 years

1 or 2? 🤣

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Krista

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5 years

#WhatReallyPissesMeOff People who talk behind my back. I don't care if you think I'm a bitch, but you better say it to my face.

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Krista

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3 years

Squirrels in my yard watching me take the bird feeders down.

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Krista

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5 years

#BadAdviceForNewParents carseats aren't necessary. Just throw them all in the back.

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5 years

#TheSexGotWeirdWhen he said he liked reverse cowgirl, and then brought out a saddle.

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Krista

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4 years

Is it reasonable to have a sick day because my coffee maker broke?

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Krista

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2 years

Imagine how much self-control the people who make bubble wrap must have.

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Krista

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3 years

So apparently it is poor etiquette to ask that lady who is using a leash for her kid if he was a rescue.

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Krista

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3 years

He's getting big!

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Krista

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5 years

#AdmittedUnderOath I still kinda like this song.

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Krista

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4 years

@ThatEricAlper Jack Nicholson, The Shining

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Krista

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3 years

Corn dogs. Who says I can't cook? Good morning Twitter😊

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5 years

@AliseNavidad @BoorishKarloff He has crossed the fine line between plastic surgery and taxidermy.

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Krista

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5 years

I had cancer and #IAintBeenTheSameSince . But now I'm a survivor.

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Krista

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4 years

What's that one thing that's a deal breaker on a first date?

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Krista

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10 months

Damn it.☹️

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Krista

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4 years

This morning I watched my neighbor from my window talking to her cat. She looked like she thought the cat understood her. I told my dog and we had a good laugh.

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Krista

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1 year

I think there are people that you love and miss forever. No matter how long they are gone. No matter why. Some people never leave our hearts.

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Krista

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4 years

#SomethingPositiveAbout2020 I have rediscovered the joy of a root beer float. With vodka. Without ice cream. Or root beer.

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Krista

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5 years

#MyBedtimeRoutineIncludes thanking god for giving me another cancer free day.

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Krista

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3 years

That expression "Just say no to drugs" always cracks me up. If you are already talking to your drugs its probably way past the just say no thing.

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Krista

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4 years

You can have dinner with one movie or television star. Who is it?

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Krista

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3 years

My breeder texted me this morning. Look what I get to bring home in 6 weeks ❤❤

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Krista

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3 years

If you had only 24 hrs to live what would you do?

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Krista

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5 years

#ItDidntGoWithTheTurkey That weird homemade cranberry sauce with orange peel crap. I want the jelly stuff with can lines.

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Krista

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4 years

I just found out my Aunt is in the hospital with Covid. Say a prayer for her please. Breaks my heart.

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Krista

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4 years

I have come to realize that some people will only like you if you fit inside their box. Never be afraid to shove that box up their ass.

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Krista

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3 years

😂😂 I can't stop laughing. 😂😂

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Krista

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2 years

I'm done wishing for a Prince. Just give me all the woodland animals that will clean my house.

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Krista

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5 years

Do you think that you can love and hate someone at the same time?

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Krista

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4 years

Potatoes make fries, chips and vodka. It's like the other vegetables aren't even fucking trying.

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Krista

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5 years

I don’t think of it as eating grapes so much as preventing future raisins. Some call me a hero.

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Krista

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3 years

I decided to get a 2nd opinion instead of the lung biopsy. I have a repeat CT this afternoon. Fingers crossed. Who am I kidding. EVERYTHING is crossed.

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Krista

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4 years

Have you ever had a near death experience?

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Krista

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3 years

🤣🤣

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Krista

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3 years

Good morning Twitter. If you have the power to make someone happy today, do it. The world needs more of that.

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Krista

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5 years

PET scan tomorrow morning for the mass they saw in my lung on the chest CT a few weeks ago. Could use some crossed fingers if you all have a few to spare.

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5 years

#IKnewItWasAScamWhen "Ryan Seacrest" followed me, had only 2 followers and proposed marriage without ever talking to me.

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5 years

#MyUnpopularOpinionIs watching Harry Potter is only slightly more interesting than watching paint dry.

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Krista

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4 years

Why is this man swimming with chickens?

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Krista

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2 years

@MadScientistFF Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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Krista

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3 years

Happy vibes only today. Hope you're having a great Sunday😊

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Krista

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4 years

You cannot be a smart ass unless you are first smart. Otherwise, you are just an ass.

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Krista

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2 years

@JJSingleton1 You've had the fight of your life. I'm a cancer survivor. My nephew had advanced stage osteosarcoma diagnosed at age 15. He is cancer free after years of treatment and is starting college soon. Keep fighting. I wish you remission and peace. 🙏🙏

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Krista

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5 months

@introvertsmemes You will survive

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Krista

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3 years

I get to pick him up Oct 23rd. Any ideas for names?

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Krista

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5 years

I don't understand why some people on here choose to be so unkind. What do they hope to accomplish?

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Krista

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6 years

Since St. Louis decided to change up the bagel, I thought a new style bloody mary was in order. #BAGELGATE

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Krista

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3 years

I don't like to brag about expensive trips but I am planning to put gas in my car and go grocery shopping.

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Krista

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5 years

#PastimesFromThe90s Stop, collaborate, and listen.

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Krista

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3 years

Put some protein bars in the garbage and now there's a racoon on my deck bench pressing a squirrel.

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Krista

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3 years

Scar across my neck? That's because I survived cancer. Scar on my back? Spine surgery. Hip to hip scar? Hysterectomy. Before you make a snide remark,check yourself. You don't know all the pain that comes with those scars. And just so it's clear, my scars are bad ass. So are yours

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Krista

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3 years

Is it Omicron season already? I still have my Delta decorations up.

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Krista

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4 years

Getting my first Covid vaccine injection tomorrow. A little nervous. Wish me luck!

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Krista

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3 years

That excruciating moment when you really understand that the person you lost is never coming back.

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Krista

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5 years

I don't look 20 anymore, #AndIDontGiveAFluck

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Krista

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3 years

Do people still use ice cube trays?

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Krista

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3 years

When I was a kid our home had a 3 story spiral staircase. At Christmas the tree went in the center all the way to the 3rd floor. I would grab tinsel, run up the stairs with my dad and drop it watching it fall down to the bottom of the tree. One of my best memories. I miss my dad.

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Krista

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4 years

Wouldn't it be cool if we could convert stupidity into a useable energy source?

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