Krista @Krista_B_85 Twitter profile

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Krista

1 year

9 months ago he had spent a month sitting in the @reginahumane society with zero inquiries wondering if anyone would ever want him and today he ate a $7 ice cream cone in Banff. #AdoptDontShop

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Krista

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4 years

A while ago I posted a picture of a wheat field saying Saskatchewan was one of the most beautiful places on earth and some dude replied “LOLOLOL guessing you’ve never seen it in winter, bet you won’t post a pic THEN 😂😂” Here ya go buddy, pound sand.

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Krista

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3 years

Saskatchewan has some of the most beautiful places to pull over and pee in the entire world.

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Krista

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4 years

Saskatchewan is one of the most beautiful places in the world. Change my mind.

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Krista

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2 years

The fact that the Rider game went ahead with no moment of silence, no acknowledgement of lives lost and caused traffic, chaos, crowds and used additional police resources in the core while they were on a manhunt for two cold blooded murderers is absolutley cringe.

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Krista

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6 years

@RobLowe I know you’re talking about the West Wing, but man could this world use a little more @parksandrecnbc right now.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

4 years

I had to fly on the first day that distancing was no longer a thing on planes and was sure I’d be sitting next to a Karen who refused to wear a mask so imagine how excited I was to see Walter White roll up to the seat beside me. Will be rating this pandemic seat buddy a 17/10.

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Krista

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4 years

I work in a kindergarten class & a child came with his mom to see if there would be anybody in class (there wasn’t) so he picked up his belongings. He was dressed like a leprechaun just in case. I cried when he left. Teachers & support staff are heartbroken. They love your kids.

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Krista

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3 years

What brand of flu shot are we all getting and what are all the ingredients in alphabetical order and how proven is it and is there maybe a cat flea medication or aquarium algae removing chemical we could try instead

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Krista

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3 years

I will only be taking my weather reports in “minutes it takes to freeze raman” from now on.

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Krista

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3 years

There’s a lot of discussion about women not feeling safe and if you’ve never pinned dropped your friend, texted as soon as you were home safe, gone to the washroom in pairs or not let your drink out of your sight, maybe just sit this one out and listen. #SheWasJustWalkingHome

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Krista

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3 years

We can just go ahead and put Fort Qu’appelle in the rink burger hall of fame. Sesame seed buns, homemade patty, sautéed onions, real cheese, crinkle cut fries and gravy that could rival my grandmas. 10 stars.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

Going to bottle up this scent and make a candle that will sell at Bed, Bath & Beyond for $34.99.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

4 years

The weirdest thing happened to me today. A local business has requested all patrons wear a mask so I put one on and went inside without complaining to anyone and bought some beer and had friendly & appreciative service and now I’m at home drinking great beer. Wild!

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Krista

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3 years

Saskatchewan is looking like a Bob Ross painting full of happy little clouds today. #BeautyProvince

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Krista

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4 years

If we had a chance to predict what two events in Saskatchewan were going to fuck us with the Coronavirus I would’ve guessed a snowmobile rally and curling bonspeil 100 times out of 100.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

4 years

It was a tough blow to not go home for Christmas but my mom just sent my favourite dessert in the world 2000km so I wouldn’t have to miss out 😭

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

“Hey mom can I borrow your phone for a sec”

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

I hope we can give the helicopter ice cream cake guy a break. If I had a chopper you’d have to hold me back from landing at the Wadena Bakery for some Boston Creams on a regular basis. I get it. #IStandWithHelicopterIceCreamCakeGuy

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

Could you imagine the shitstorm we’d be in WITHOUT Dr Shahab’s patient and calm guidance. Charge and name every single one of those degenerates and make sure they can never get a job in this town again. #IStandWithShahab

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

4 years

When my son was 4 he was learning to skate and wanted to quit because he always fell and Sam Steel never did so like a totally normal mom I emailed the Pats and asked if they could tell him that Sam Steel had to start somewhere too and a few weeks later he got this in the mail.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

Hey kids, maybe if you didn’t ask me for 250 snacks a day and fight over the PlayStation constantly, you’d hear the F word a lot less.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

Good morning to everyone except @PremierScottMoe and Dr Shahab who know like 70% of the province is just wheezing with respitory infections but we can’t get into doctors or clinics so kids are sitting 10 hours in ER to get antibiotics and schools are half empty. Have a great day!

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

The @thelancaster_ca knows what’s up and you absolutely love to see it. “If you’re the type of person that needs to go to a restaurant and be shitty to the employees you’re no longer welcome. Zero tolerance. Get the fuck out of our bar.” 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

I am one step closer to getting on that airplane to hug my mama. So thankful for all the health care heroes that kept the line buzzing today and especially for my sweet nurse Michelle who I instantly wanted to be best friends with. In the words of Bill Nye, science rules.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

Live look at my replies today

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

Shoutout to the dad leaving evaluations with his kid at the Cooperators yesterday and when his son said he felt like he did well and asked his dads opinion he just said “you made me so proud the entire time, you worked as hard as any kid on that ice.” More of that please.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

5,000 weed shops in Regina and not a single one named The Pothole.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

4 years

Hottttttt take: if someone can get a tattoo on June 8 my kid should be able to hit a sheet of ice or stand in the middle of a baseball field.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

Thousands of us did what we needed to do to get the province through the pandemic. We stayed home, got our vaccines, wore masks, didn’t attend anti-mask rallies. We are the sole reason the @sskroughriders can have fans today. We earned the right to attend the games safely.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

I actually have two games I play every morning. Before I do the Wordle, I like to play a little game I call “is this sore throat Omicron or is my house just dry as shit.”

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

I would like the counter the “don’t lose a friend to Covid” line with go ahead and dust that friend who showed their true colours and now their beliefs, values & behaviours no longer align with yours. When someone shows you who they really are, believe them.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

Hot take: the Qu’appelle Valley in fall could go head to head with anywhere in Canada for beauty.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

4 years

Everything is terrible but here’s my 5 year old with the Teemu Selanne Sharpshooter Celly.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

4 years

Stop sharing the video of the anti-mask degenerate on a racist tirade on the steps of the Leg. This should’ve NEVER been allowed to happen. He does not represent Saskatchewan. He is not the news. Somebody get this asshole to the back of the ventilator line.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

Found this shirt at a thrift story today, and honestly I have no idea when I’m going to need it, but I do know that day will come and I’ll be ready.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

We have a rapidly growing Tent City popping up in one of the harshest climates of any province due to a horribly failed system on so many levels. Have compassion and respect for these residents. Every human deserves shelter, and we need to do better.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

Good morning to everyone except the Premier of Saskatchewan who I’m not convinced didn’t quietly retire a few months ago and forgot to tell anyone.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

Friendly reminder that if you don’t feel like you should be out on the roads tonight, you shouldn’t expect some 17 year old kid in a 1998 Pontiac Grand Prix to bring you your pizza.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

I’m grouchy today. It is my moms birthday, I haven’t seen her in a YEAR. She hasn’t seen her grandkids in a YEAR. Covid is stealing time from us - something we can never get back. Forgive me if I hate to see your pub dance parties or our premier chirping the Prime Minister. 🐦

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

4 years

If you ever went to the old Mosaic Stadium and drank pre-mixed vodka lemonades scooped out of an old 5 gallon Home Depot pail that almost definitely doubled as a mop bucket and a stool for smoke breaks, you don’t need to worry about a vaccine.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

4 years

I follow a lot of people in agriculture because a) it’s fascinating and b) my absolute favourite thing on twitter is their super specific tweets like “Does anybody have an oil box wobble head for a 1996 CASEih 2144 combine I could use” and they find like 20 people that can help.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

5 years

I know I’m not technically from Saskatchewn but I bought a lot of my Christmas presents at Peavy Mart this year so can you guys officially adopt me now?

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

6 months

I am fired up about what is happening to education. I’m a mother of two elementary kids, but I’m also an educational assistant. When teachers are begging and pleading for support - we are one of the supports they desperately need, and we are very few and far between.

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Krista

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4 years

My plans: 2020:

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Krista

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4 years

All the boys coming out of self-isolation after cutting their own hair for months. #TigerKing

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Krista

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6 years

Every night, my kids goof off and stall their bedtime and every night I angrily tell them to cut the shit and go to bed. Tonight it went on for hours because I desperately needed to hear them laugh. The province grieves with you, Humboldt. #PrayersForHumboldt

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Krista

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3 years

My mom keeps thanking me for spending the holidays with her and I don’t have the heart to tell her the real reason I continue to show up

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

Me showing my vaccine QR code to literally anybody that ever wants to see it

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

Good morning to everyone except the recent string of Snowbirds in the media who want Canadians to feel really sorry for them.

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Krista

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3 years

Looking gorgeous tonight, Regina

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Krista

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3 years

Credit where it’s due, the @sskroughriders made a bold move to keep our community & kids safe. It made a statement & we needed that badly. I’m disappointed I won’t get to sit next to guys like Chad644765433256 or Kevin6432578874322 but they will be with us in spirit I’m sure.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

Is today our first day as a nation within a nation and do we have our own flag and anthem yet and ohmygod it’s going to be a Pilsner flag and Last Saskatchewan Pirate isn’t it

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

What a dark and tragic day. I can’t stop thinking of the families and tight knit communities of James Smith Cree Nation & Weldon. Saskatchewan and Canada mourn with you. 🧡

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

Last week I thought it would be cute to take the boys to look at the dogs at the @reginahumane and then leave…anyways it didn’t go as planned and we fell in love with the sweetest boy that we went back and adopted today. Welcome to the squad, Bauer!

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

I’m starting a Pfizer + Moderna club and our first meeting is in Pil Country August 6. #LFGsaskatchewan

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Krista

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3 years

Something really cool that not many know about is that if you vote for one political party for years because you respect their policies and leadership, and then that changes and they’ve let you down, you don’t need to still vote for them every election for the rest of your life.

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Krista

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3 years

I lost my dad in 1993 but I remember at a hotel once he was showering and not impressed with the pressure and yelled from the shower “I COULD PISS IN THE WIND AND GET WETTER THAN THIS.” I’ve used that saying my whole life. Never underestimate the power of a good dad joke.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

My doctors office said they won’t be doing phone appointments anymore after a solid year of very, very convenient appointments where I didn’t need to wait two hours in a waiting room. Covid made a lot of things so convenient and streamlined and they shouldn’t just disappear.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

6 months

Even if *the only* things teachers were asking for was a moderately higher salary (it’s not)- like bro we’re paying $14 for a bag of grapes and teachers are buying their own dry erase markers and your kid just sneezed in their mouth - I think it’s fair.

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Krista

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2 years

I wish I loved anything as much as Saskatchewan loves a good booze basket raffle fundraiser for minor sports teams.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

Is there a chance that many aren’t actually being stigmatized because of vaccine status but more because a whole whack of them are loud-mouthed redneck pricks?

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3 years

Saskatchewan’s premier is calling for an end to the stigmatization of those who remain unvaccinated in the province.

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Krista

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3 years

Do you ever wonder if we’re the only city in Canada where our biker bar is actually just a Tim Hortons on Albert Street?

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Krista

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4 years

My son found out his team for novice today because his new coach called and asked to speak to him directly. Very cool gesture and an awesome way for him to learn he achieved his goal he worked hard for. People that step up to coach are so awesome.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

Last time I went to Costco I made an impulse purchase that has 10/10 improved this Saskatchewan blizzard day. #Kegerator

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Krista

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3 years

Saskatchewan, I love you but I don’t like you right now.

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Krista

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2 years

Good morning to everyone except those that attend youth sports games and yell at the umps/refs/coaches/kids and think they’re doing the lords work but are actually greatly contributing to the overwhelming shortage of umps/refs/coaches/kids.

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Krista

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2 years

I am going to be the half time show and it is me on stage talking about everything that is wrong with Saskatchewan drivers and my finale is a 5 minute video on the MaxTron demonstrating how to properly merge and the benefits of a zipper merge followed by a couple of fireworks.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

Here’s another one for you all to support. @pileobonesbrews has been a favourite of mine since I was buying beer out of their back alley basement brewery on Scarth. Great people, great vibe, GREAT beer. I have 20/10 HAD it with this shit.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

Facebook reminded me of the time 7 years ago I sat next to the 🐐 of premiers on a flight to Phoenix and @BradWall306 offered to hold my baby so I could get my luggage out of the overhead bin.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

Hit the rink burger jackpot in Strasbourg today. Must’ve been Gordon Ramsey grilling this bad boy, because it was cooked to perfection. Beef from Duval & fresh AF buns from the Bulyea Co-op. Was going to dock them for having ketchup packets, but the rink had heaters. 10 stars. ⭐️

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

5 months

Your entire personality is built around talking shit about Trudeau and then pretending like you’re going to really stick it to the man when he doesn’t give you what you want. That’s it. That’s all you do. Another expensive pissing match nobody asked for to add to your resume.

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My response to the federal government threatening to take away the Carbon Tax Rebate for Saskatchewan families.

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Krista

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2 years

I’ve heard way too many people this week mention they’re going to try and put an onion in their kids room because they’ve heard it helps with illness because they can’t find meds or antibiotics… so if anyone wants to mention to Dr Shahab we’ve resorted to weird voodoo shit..🦗

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

4 years

I know I’m not technically from here but can we finally stop declaring Pilsner the official beer of Saskatchewan yet?

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

My kid had the opportunity to take in the Jets & Wild morning skate this morning with his team and his all time favourite good guy knocked on the glass and waved him over to come get his jersey signed. He’s been on cloud 9 all day. 🥹🥹

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

We need to find someone that attended the chamber of commerce lunch in North Battleford to find out if it was worth it or if Donna Harpaur fell asleep in her soup as soon as she got there. #donnaharpauertired

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

4 years

I won’t tweet about politics I won’t tweet about politics I won’t tweet about politics they came up with $3 mill pretty quick when it was for football.

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Krista

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3 years

I vote so I can complain.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

I think the most naive I’ve ever been in my life is when I first moved to Regina and was freshly driving down Lewvan and thought wow someone really needs to fix the timing on these lights I just hit like 14 red lights in a row. That was 11 years ago and nobody ever did.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

it’s that time of year when I get all my Christmas shopping done for everyone on my list in one single stop. If @PeaveyMart doesn’t have it, you don’t need it.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

Is it because we all need two jobs now?

Scott Moe

@PremierScottMoe

2 years

There are more people working in Saskatchewan than ever before!

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

2 years

You know when the inside of the rink has a windchill you are in for a treat. Toasted sesame bun, grilled onions, perfectly seasoned patty combined with all the flavours coming off that 30+ year old grill. Do not sleep on the burgers in Sedley. 10 stars ⭐️ . #breakfastburger

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

Today my little guy had his second covid birthday and loved them both so you can mark me down for never doing another expensive loud birthday party ever again. Normalize kids just doing whatever they want with their family on their birthdays.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

I would like to buy this journalist a beer please

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

3 years

A couple of weeks ago a guy resembling Joe Exotic knocked on my door at 8PM, no mask, displaying a box of knives he was selling hoping to come in to discuss. Of all the industries taking a beating this year I think a door-to-door maskless knife salesman has to be hit the hardest.

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4 years

Covid hiding in a bar waiting for the clock to strike 10PM.

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2 years

Love always wins. Nicely done Regina. ❤️

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11 months

If your kid has teachers that are using their preferred pronouns that you aren’t aware of the problem isn’t inside the school.

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Krista

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3 years

Shoutout to the fella that hit the ditch today & when me and a guy offered to push said “you’re a girl, you should hop in the driver seat.” If you were being a gentleman, thanks, I stayed nice & toasty. If you were being sexist, take a seat pal, I wasn’t the one in the snowbank

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3 years

Roll on, Saskatchewan. 🌅

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3 years

If any of you out there were crazy enough to donate this absolute heater of a vintage @sskroughriders jacket to a thrift store, just letting you know that I found it and I WILL be wearing it in Pil Country soon.

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Krista

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3 years

Sundown in the Paris of the prairies.

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Krista

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3 years

I’m not “eligible” for 2nd dose yet, but do I have this right that the reason I’m still waiting is because they’re trying to bait people with cutesy incentives like ice cream and lemonade to get their first dose to hit a 🎯? You’ve had your chance for 5 weeks, get out of my way.

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1 year

Home after driving 4112 kilometres with this guys head sticking out the back window. He didn’t care where we were going or how long it took to get there, he was just so happy to be included and along for the ride.

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Krista

@Krista_B_85

4 years

Show of hands if your kids are currently involved in sports and you, the kids and the other parents are playing by the rules and doing everything that is being asked of you to keep everyone safe and active. It’s not youth sports, @PremierScottMoe .

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4 years

The best part of wearing a mask at Costco is you can say things like “why don’t you two just call each other and arrange a better time to stop and chat.” or “That’s so weird you brought your entire family shopping during a pandemic.” and nobody knows it was you.

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4 years

Hopefully he’s not too hard to find and he faces some really stiff penalties.

Armed man steals 'undisclosed amount' of Viagra, other medications from Saskatoon pharmacy

Police are investigating after an alleged armed robbery at a Saskatoon pharmacy.

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3 years

I asked my mom when she would like to come for a visit to Saskatchewan to see her grandkids and she laughed, and I laughed and then she said “how about I send money for you to fly my grandkids out of there instead” anyways I’m sure tourism is doing great.

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