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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
2 years
Lori Harvey just does regular dating things for a woman her age. It’s just her lineup is not of the average person, which it shouldn’t be. Idk why her lifestyle have y’all in shambles like this every time.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
9 months
When the backshots already going crazy then he slide a lil thumb in the butt:
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
8 months
This is THE WILDEST JANUARY OF ANY YEAR I THEN SEENT!!!! Katt Williams and his 3 hour interview, Nicki Minaj been tweeting for 3 days, Meg at a party twerking on a stud named Victoria Monet after dropping a diss, Chrisean tatted Bluface ON HER FACE, Neyo still ugly. I canna!!!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
Summer Walker gonna say she tried her best to be “Jayda Wayda”….I don’t recall jayda having 3 kids, 2 baby daddies, 13 failed relationships, and being a 4th baby mama. Summer that’s all you. Leave her alone🥱😭
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 months
Yall might think I’m crazy. But I journaled the other night. I wrote down all of the things I want/see for myself, marriage being high on the list. I described in detail, the man I want, wedding, and ring. Why did I have a client come in today with the exact ring on I described…
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
10 months
As a woman who hates being bothered….if you don’t want to be accessible to people you will make yourself NOT BE. She likes it. She likes the attention and his conversation. She’s an airhead and a loser. A married man with children who left me 5 years ago couldn’t reach me.
@MrsJellySantos
Jelly Santos
10 months
Her ex from 5 yrs ago won’t stop hitting her up. He’s married. He even named his child after her. She posted screenshots. His wife seen the videos about him and sent her a message. I am speechless.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
4 months
Me and my man could be busy from sun up to sun down. We’re still gonna communicate throughout the day. No matter if it’s a quick text, a 2 min phone call, it’s always something. Stop letting people hate you out loud and lie and say they were too busy for you.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
4 months
Idk how to break it to y’all, but it’s no such thing as a nonchalant man. He literally does not like you.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 months
Neyo so fucking ugly, omfg.
@LessyJantjie
Lessy Leseg⭕️ 👑
3 months
Whose the King of RnB?
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
Soon as a nigga make you lay flat on your stomach and tell you to close your legs??? Myyyy loorddddd😭😭😭he’s about to go to work!!!!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
10 months
It’s Monday again……
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
5 years
I don’t understand Jason Lee trying to shade big girls when he’s a big girl himself....the irony.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 months
I couldn’t stop staring, I complimented her 1,000x, y’all why did she ask me “do you want to try it on” “go ahead” “I insist” “let’s see how it looks on you”…a 28 carat diamond tear drop ring!!!!😭of course I didn’t go this big in detail, but GOD!! We think too small!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 months
If you don’t think God is real, or he doesn’t hear you, or knows the desires of your heart. I promise he does, and he shows us in the most crazy ways. Go journal, pray, release, and most importantly THANK! And don’t be afraid to ask! He knows the desire already anyway.
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@KrissyTheMua
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3 years
I’m surprisingly at peace with a lot. I’m not mad or angry anymore. I’m healing and that’s all that matters.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 years
-130lbs later🥺💕the things that can happen in a calendar year. Happy birthday to me🥳🎊
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
7 months
Is it girthy???
@imthatguy4r
𝗪:)
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First date question?
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 years
I’m such a nurturing woman😩I always want to make sure you’re okay, fed, relaxed. I will go above and beyond for a man who’s making me happy. Literally anything you need I got you!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 years
This man sent me an Apple Pay for lunch and said “go put something in your stomach until I can be in there”😭😭😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂I KNOW THAT’S FUCKING RIGHT!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 month
Come girthed up or stay home.
@jiggyjayy2
MAY18TH
1 month
Dont ever come around me with no scrawny d*ck. Are you crazy!!? Idc how man inches you got, come with some weight to it!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 years
I deserve so much. I owe it to myself to go hard and never settle.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
7 months
I’m about to start sliding in yall dms just like them niggas who can’t spell😮‍💨😭😂I said I WONT YHU!!!!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
6 months
And be poor af and sorry af in both.
@__brih
Bri💗
6 months
Niggas really be living double lives 😭😂😂😂😂
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
Instead of trying to justify Taina, just say you hate Ari. It’s way easier. Because there’s no way y’all are spinning this bitter bm narrative. No one in their fucking life would ever have my child and block me from contacting/checking up on my damn kid while she’s away from me.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
No, I let him stretch me out.
@_Tgoody
Tgoody
1 year
Y’all don’t stretch before sex?
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
@amour_celese Has she not done the same????
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
2 years
Tuesdays are for transformations🙂remember, the only thing stopping you is actually starting!!!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
10 months
That’s least season, let me put y’all on. Christmas isn’t the time for general fragrances, invest in him a niche brand.
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@Fearlesslori___
✨fєαяℓєѕѕℓσяι✨
10 months
The BEST Men’s colognes out right now ‼️🔥😮‍💨 Great Christmas Gift 🌲
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@KrissyTheMua
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1 month
Tuson better go get his CDL’s.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
10 months
This lady played a cat/mouse game with a married man, feeding into his antics when he asked can he send her flowers. Playing a game with him, sending him an address to a morgue, replying to him nonstop, and y’all feel bad because she’s being “stalked”….children left behind!!!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
21 days
Grown woman🙂‍↕️
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
10 months
Idk, a lil gut never hurt nobody.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
Pisces give people chance, after chance, after a chance. Just in the hopes like maybe I’m tweaking, maybe they aren’t who brain is really telling me they’re. It could be big…it could be small. But it’s always that ONE THING that’ll make us never speak to you again.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 month
It’s some niggas you gotta thank God everyday you got away with no baby. No matter if it was voluntary or involuntary.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
6 months
I’ll go kill whoever made bacon right now.
@JellYGAF
Mayor of Dorchester
6 months
EID Mubarak 🖤🤲🏿
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
I know a man who be drilling it just like this
@MrMekzy_
Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑
1 year
Sigh!😞
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
Getting “niggas” don’t count if none of them are quality men. Just a roster full of bums. That’s embarrassing actually.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
2 months
What a view🙂‍↕️
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
2 months
You makeup bitches not off the hook either. Makeup doesn’t last 24hrs. It doesn’t ever need to be over $100 for a makeup application. And y’all love lying talking about “product usage” majority of yall kits be drug store with high end here and there. Bring back $50-$75 faces.
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@KrissyTheMua
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1 month
The freaks of the zodiacs are Pisces, it’s not Scorpios guys.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
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Today, I decided to put the damn backless dress on and go outside. Idc about body dysmorphia anymore🙂‍↔️
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
7 months
“Get it Sexyy” is a masterpiece. Summer is unthawingggg!!!!!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 years
If you cheat on EVERY women you get with I suggest maybe…men??
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
2 months
If you’re dating a cancer, scorpio, or pisces man? It’s about an 88% chance you’re currently in a unknown polygamous relationship.
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@KrissyTheMua
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8 months
@prettyvssbri Af actually!!!
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@KrissyTheMua
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4 months
@cozartii_ Absolutely, nonchalant people exist. But it’s rarely ever in a romantic sense. Nonchalant just sounds nicer than “uninterested”.
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@KrissyTheMua
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3 months
Art.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
4 months
Niggas will spin the block and bother anybody whose self esteem is low enough to entertain it. It’s nothing to feel flattered about.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 months
Dislike bd’s so bad, especially the ones who complain about doing the bare minimum. You literally wouldn’t last a day in a full time parent’s shoes.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
10 months
@Fungalkkk1 And she replies majority of the time. Why even entertain him if you don’t want to be bothered?
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@KrissyTheMua
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18 days
This is definitely my color.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
Dior dresses and J’s…not school activities, childcare, medical, where she lives, what she eats, or nothing. This how you know who’s the part-time parent. Claim to parenthood is outfits.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
9 months
@TheRealDrePapi And the over exaggerated lips….and big red nose…..
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
5 months
Sometimes, the only thing that’s stopping you is yourself🫶🏽
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 years
January was definitely a free trial. Happy new year everybody🥳
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
@MarthaGHernand3 It’s public dumb ass
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
5 months
I’m not tricking anymore during the dating phase lol I’m such a gift giver that’s how I love to show my appreciation. I like to buy things I heard you mention or from your interest. But I have to save that for the boyfriend stage. These hoes got me fucked up🫠😂
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
In honor of Wednesday🤸🏽‍♀️
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
10 months
@_TheBandolorian See how simple it is???? I turned off ways to message me on social media, if you don’t follow me you can’t contact me, silence unknown callers, block people and the people associated with them. It’s not that hard.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
10 months
Would’ve took everybody in the salon to get me up off you….
@Tanslay
1800Toebae 💕
10 months
Because she got boat party I made her press on
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
11 days
Switch up.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
9 months
My shape after dropping 167lbs>>>>
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@JEhBillionaire
Jeh
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Wait, why yall think Neyo gay?
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 months
@Godd3ssKi Twin I literally wanted to cry because I knew it was a sign😭he hears me!!
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KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
@LVJONJON215 Love her down!!!! But don’t be nasty when you put up with much worse!!!!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 months
Leaving people alone is the best thing you can do for your mental health. And I know it hurts, but sometimes you have to leave without an explanation or goodbye. I promise in due time it’ll all make sense. You may never get that apology, but you left. That’s all that matters.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
When y’all be calling bitches ugly trying to get your friends to agree….do you feel stupid when they don’t?😂😭because one thing about it, I’m not calling somebody ugly if they’re not, because we dislike each other, or dealt with the same person. I’m very fair!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
9 months
@chubbbbbbbbbb Congratulationssssss😭😭😭😭
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
2 years
Talking about some “Nick Cannon isn’t my sugar daddy”…wellll you’re his sister wife. So asking for a nanny sounds like a fair exchange to me.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
I really hate that grown ass people don’t take their children’s adult life into consideration. Why tf would you name that boy Amiri Dior Palm Angel Johnson???
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 years
Niggas just be too boring for me. Like I know we at dinner but take me to the bathroom real quick🙂come in the dressing room and help me try this on, pull over real quick. Spur of moment gives me an adrenaline rush😂
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
6 months
It’s bout time we have an honest conversation and admit white was never the superior color on toes, y’all only over do it because men act like they love it. Time to dissect that.
@thatgirlbamz
DHGATE TISHA CAMPBELL
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I hope the girlies get FUN toe colors this year.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
I am telling you…RIGHT NOW. Carlee Russel and her abduction is NOT REAL.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
5 months
Heartbreak after your bd be easy af😂if you can get over that you can get over anybody!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
6 months
We could get very deep into this conversation. But you know, y’all don’t want to hear it…..
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 years
100lbs later🥳 I kicked 2021 ass🥰🙌🏽
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 years
One day I’m just gonna post a newborn and a marriage license and log out.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
2 months
You can’t pay me to tell anyone my personal business moving forward. It’s certain things about my life I don’t mind sharing with people, but I’d rather keep majority of it between me and God.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
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Pregnancy is supposed to be the happiest time of your life. You’re supposed to be showered with love and support the entire 9 months. I hate to see people not experience that or to see others try to take their joy. People are really evil.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
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This man showed me his credit score and it was 790, pulled up his checking account and had $137,000 in that mf. AND STILLLLL you’re corny🫠😭😂if you have to do allll thaattttt to pull a woman? There’s clearly something wrong with you. Red flags be red flagging chile!!!!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
4 months
Fuck you and him.
@AalexisKeona
lex.
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at this big age i’m not disliking no woman over a man.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
5 months
Bouta go dip an Open Pitt wing in Lake Erie.
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KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
Cleveland is the kind of place that’ll put “celebrity guest appearance” on a flyer and it’s the lady who ate the chicken salad, like please don’t piss me off….
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
5 months
I don’t complain about what my child’s father does or does not do, because regardless if women want to admit it or not? We picked these people to procreate with. And 9/10 signs of inconsistency were there prior to the kid being involved. Accountability is necessary.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
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As a woman, it’s important to have men in your life who’ll show up for you. In whatever area that may be. It’s nice to have.
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
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I don’t think anyone has fumbled me. They were just extremely unhappy with themselves and had no business dating or pursuing anyone. Learning to detach myself from other peoples problems. It has everything to do with them and nothing to do with me.
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KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
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People who don’t show up for their kids couldn’t be in my circle. Not a lover, friend, acquaintance, coworker, nothing!! And yall actually befriend, date, marry, and procreate further with these bums.
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KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 years
My client today told me how she was with her ex bf for 8 years and he never further committed to her. Well today is her wedding day. And her and the fiancé courted/dated for 6 months and are finally making it official today. Like wow🥺😭❤️time means NOTHING!!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
Women don’t lie and flex like it’s real, we tell everybody we got our Cuban links from fashion nova. Men be the ones lying saying they just left “Ice box”. Knowing you was in the middle of the mall getting hustled by Hassan.
Why women never get called out for fake jewelry? Lol
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KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
2 months
In your dreams🥀
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KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 years
Invisible ink me that dick🤩😂
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
1 year
Y’all be getting ATE UP on here then start tweeting irrelevant shit like “damn what’s for dinner🤔” no baby, what’s the gay rumors about? FUCK DINNER😭😂
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
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This literally all we be saying then it’s “no one cares about black men mental health” .....YOU don’t even care😭😂
@_benjvmins_
❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥
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black men be blaming the trauma they cause black women on their childhoods. bitch take accountability and take your big grown adult ass to therapy. you’re not responsible for what you learned as a child, but you are responsible for how you behave as an adult
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
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After all these years I still get courted. I still get flowers, asked on dates, surprises, I never touch a door or my wallet😭😂moral of the story is just never stop dating your partner🥰all the things you did during the chase/dating stage? Continue!!
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@KrissyTheMua
KrissyTheMua🎨🖌
3 years
Once I cry it out and process my emotions I be straight. Not to say things don’t hit you again sporadically. But I no longer care to dwell on things that aren’t positive. Takes too much of my energy.
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