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Krissam

@Krissam

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Random geek who enjoys Linux, programming

Århus, Denmark
Joined May 2008
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3 months
@terminallyOL My boy didn't tell me he came out, he just started making "that's what he said" jokes instead of "that's what she said", until I got it.
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@ScottJund Is going into a game with the pre-existing decision to tunnel someone the best strategy? No. Will the best strategy involve occasionally tunneling someone out of the game? Yes.
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@mgs2master2 @LilySimpson1312 Where is he defending pedos?
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4 months
@FutureMarsArmy @PicturesFoIder There's a 0% chance this is real, there's no way she'd make the connection between the hydrophobia and the dog bite while simultaneously not knowing what's going on.
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3 months
@1owroller I had the same problem when I moved to the UK.
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1 year
@apeapebaby @WallStreetSilv Tell me you're a short person without telling me.
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2 years
@TundraEsports Wait, the first one wasn't a joke?
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3 years
@teamsecret @OGesports They're just following Puppey's orders
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1 year
@EndWokeness Here's a better picture of him
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3 months
@esjesjesj @jasonkilanski @InsaneCope Well, it seems like everyone is a Nazi, making your first question/observation pretty self-explanatory/redundant
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2 years
@shoe0nhead I don't care what they voted on, this is a chad move.
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2 years
@akiraktu @ApologyMan I might be making this up, but I could swear I read they were allowed to enter and was the immediately DQd for improper shuffling.
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3 months
@nawfsidetomas @mgs2master2 @LilySimpson1312 Even if that were true, that's a very different thing.
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4 months
@AlHendiify @universal_so Ironic considering you're the one asserting there's some grand plan for how the the Earth should look.
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4 months
@Kreevenant @FutureMarsArmy @PicturesFoIder You're completely right, but if you are unaware of rabies you're not gonna think "oh, maybe my 5 year old doesn't want water because he was bitten by a stray dog!"
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2 years
@dahvunn @HUN2R It's racist and it's a rant, how is that not a racist rant?
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1 year
@American617 @GoatRoper911 @JeffBullard16 Treason? Having differing political views from those in power is treason to you? In 2016 did you label everyone tweeting #NotMyPresident and rioted in the streets as traitors?
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1 year
@KatyMontgomerie So you've existed since dawn of time and few people had issues with it, but all of a sudden when you start demanding to be treated like royalty people don't like it? Almost like there's an obvious solution.
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3 years
@gowronseyes @coldxman How is it infuriating that someone isn't punished for not letting others murder him?
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3 years
@syndereNDota @iNsan1a Team Dragon: 2 NA players. 0% win rate Team Thunderhide: 0 NA players. 100% win rate Coincidence?
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2 years
@keepingitKyle Ah, so this is why your curse didn't work, you had an ongoing curse from earlier.
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2 years
@Kushbai @Timcast man means male adult human.
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@juleesssy @LocalBateman TFW your own racism blinded you to the fact they voted for the fat kid.
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1 year
@RoyalIntel_ @wyvern612 @BWay124 @InternetH0F If you went to college and don't make above average, while insisting on living somewhere with a high cost of living, that's not a society problem, that's a you problem.
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1 year
@Apexicus @EndWokeness @elonmusk Did he ever state he wouldn't? Because more than 1 of these people did and at least 2 more claimed they wouldn't even use twitter once Musk took over.
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7 months
@KlitgaardLaura @taenkEQUALIS @ginemalthak Hvordan har du tænkt dig at tvinge kvinder til at tage jobs de ikke ønsker?
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1 year
@MaltheBusk Det værste er at man er i tvivl om hvorvidt dette er satire.
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8 months
@ScottJund Legitimately, the dbd subreddit might be the worst subreddit in existence, I'm pretty sure the moderators have made it this way on purpose given how much they let people get away with while at the same time heavily overmoderating it.
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2 years
@JinxExMachina @Timcast @libsoftiktok Well, if the intent wasn't to doxx her, what would be the point in putting her personal information in the article?
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@dzlusion @AyrunTV tl;dr if the killer camps you, you can deli, even in stage 2.
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2 years
@thehill Sweden prepares for more clashes as the far right continues to get attacked, ftfy.
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2 years
@NigmaGalaxy @NigmaGh An announcement of an announcement :(
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@MonsterKillxDD These are obviously highly successful comp players doing fakes that you simply cannot comprehend, it's just that the killer is so good he's not falling for them.
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@Jungroan "If you want to enjoy your experience playing Path of Exile, avoid the subreddit." - @Lightee7 It's genuinely mind blowing that there's upvoted posts on the sub suggesting GGG is intentionally making the game worse.
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7 months
@_angara__ "accused"
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@StaidBubble12 Because shipping is cringe as fuck and dbdtwt is filled to the brim with that one in particular, it has nothing to do with homophobia, you'd have the exact same reaction if people's timelines were filled with people shipping Sable with some male survivor, but they aren't.
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1 year
@TrentPax Everyone: "GG are unbeatable 100% TI win" ana:
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3 months
@Tgrilnxtd00r @mgs2master2 @LilySimpson1312 There's reading between the lines and then there's inventing lines to read between. This screenshot is from way before this doc thing...
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@KaroLindgaard @mrefsgaard1 @moviatrafik Kvinde er ikke en minoritet, tvært imod.
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@TheJohnnyRage Killer players when survivors manage to finish a single gen.
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@DannyJWald @aryafpl @CindyHoedel @fawfulfan I mean, if you drink raw milk option one is gonna happen, so maybe they aren't completely wrong.
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@doordashqueen How are people getting these? I've reported multiple who tp'd around, insta downed survs, picked them up, tp'd to basement hooked them and tp'd to next surv to repeat. Never gotten any confirmation on actions taken.
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3 years
@KhaledBeydoun You mean, exactly like what happened to Rittenhouse?
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2 years
@Timcast It's like when they were having an absolute meltdown trying to convince the world they weren't triggered to hell when people said "let's go Brandon"
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4 months
@BrianMork Det er godt nok sindssygt den hæder kan gå til andre end Clemens, LOC eller Suspekt drengene.
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@jyllandsposten "Det har aldrig handlet om, hvorvidt mænd kan menstruere eller ej." Jo, det er præcis det det handler om, jeg er pisse ligeglad med om Helle hellere vil gå i jeans og hoodie og kaldes Henrik. Det må hun selv ligge og rode med. Men ordet mand betyder voksen person af hankøn.
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2 years
@soulone1978 That's not what Rittenhouse did and you know it.
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1 year
@KatyMontgomerie Imagine tweeting this and not asking yourself "why does mixed double exist in the first place?"
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2 years
@CynthiaHarless1 That's not okay, but it's not what happened either, so you point kinda falls flat.
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@Linda611 @ReduxxMag Could you show me one?
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@NigmaGalaxy The asymmetri in this picture makes me uncomfortable.
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@CaptBullshot @jimebacker @MSNBC @thereidout It's however incredibly misleading to say that it wasn't where he lived, because while true, it's A close to where he lived B where he worked and C where half his family lived. He killed 2 people, both of whom would've killed him if he hadn't, how is stopping murders bad?
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@FutureMarsArmy @PicturesFoIder Yes, but moronic people wouldn't make the connection.
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2 years
@mikkelradicke @HemmingsenAllan Efter at have læst 2 af dine tweets kan jeg hurtigt fortælle dig at hvordan du bliver behandlet næppe har noget med din seksualitet at gøre.
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@PixelHir Average iPhone user.
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@fajs @JammersMinde Kan du forklare hvordan det er transfobisk at være glad for Harry Potter?
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3 years
@ACLU "Kids deserve to play sports" you say as an easy way garner support against a bill that tries to make sure that keeps happening.
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@SlingersPookie Feng player dodged? Nothing of value was lost.
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@bunny_hutt @TheOnlyChoy You see this chart and conclude that more usage = better perk?
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@jmorepoker @Hbomberguy These people are so caught up in their left vs right bullshit that they think the judge liking America means he's biased because Trump likes America
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@Walcandy1 @CollinRugg Being woke has more in common with being a fascist than it has differences.
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@Diablo4_News @Zizaran from a server perspective, that makes sense, it doesn't make sense from a client perspective.
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@R_G_Wallenberg @CaratacusNick @Kingbingo_ @RolandHoglett Why are you assuming he's talking about Jews?
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@OGesports @SoniqsEsports Story as old as time.
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@justvini_ @haveumetbi @terminallyOL No idea, I just noticed he said it once and was like "he?"
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@redmercy @RodFergusson @TheSagaYoutube It's crazy that every time I learn more about the game my excitement to play it decreases.
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2 years
@pepperfreed @kittypurrzog Where do you live? If stealing doesn't hurt anyone I'd love to pay you a visit.
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@GmanLives Me at age 11: I get it, it's raining blood and vampires don't find that to be disgusting because it's just food for them. Me at 34: WTF imagine going to a club and gravy starts pouring from the ceiling.
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@DBDLeague It's honestly crazy how you can act like a complete lunatic and because you put a flag in your bio people will defend you till the edge of the earth in doing so.
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@AlanDettlaff No, it falls under the category of "conspiracy theory"
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@PeterFranz4 @amuse You're right, European men aren't the problem, but not in the way you meant it.
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@strwrstnh @josephj60 @ForgiatoBlow47 If it isn't happening, what's the problem in not allowing it?
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@OlumekoC @partietDD ... i et forsøg på at stoppe barnebrude.
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@AverageKevorki1 @ChuckCallesto By what? The kid running away as fast as he could?
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@ChekovMacGuffin @FTFDesert @ElianaRubashkyn @LadyNightscale Actually, NZ made it clear they *are* the fascists.
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@Upliftingvision @InternetH0F Reminder: This was during peak GPU shortage MF prolly spent like $10k+
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1 year
@SimonScarrow @Con_Tomlinson She literally said that men should be terrified of women rescinding consent.
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@KatyMontgomerie "clearly transphobia motivated" I'm sure you have a source for that one.
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@AgentCucco @ThatGcBich @heterodorx She made a shelter for people with vaginas that excludes people with a penis. I don't know what that has to do with trans people.
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@ArabiYa86 Du quote tweeter en organisation der aktivt deltog i det største terrorangreb i 20 år....
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@AISafetyMemes @PicturesFoIder Post-capitalist society time travelers: you guys have things to pay for?
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@com_jimmee @leftistbeard The left has been doing that globally for years.....
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@JackLucenay @Aku_700 @PicturesFoIder They never implied otherwise....
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@OGesports @TopsonDota @anadota99 Funny how things work out, Ana and Topson answer the call, then a few months later Ceb gets the call of his lifetime, as 3 dead now on LGD no buybacks.
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@pathofexile LocalIdentity TAKE MY ENERGY
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@g0rejira He didn't say he would bring BPs, there's no lie!
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2 years
@TreeNunes @RedWingGrips What gave you that idea?
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@d3mi_17 @toffluv @siminom8s That's kinda of the point, men can't have their own spaces, there's women's spaces and "spaces for all".
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@DeanFeliciano @cheeky_meeky17 @SteeveTM @20sheartthrob @FightHaven So if a small dude walks up to a bigger dude and attacks him, the large dude isn't allowed to defend himself?
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