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@Kris_toffee

4 years

my boo is so strong 🥰

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6 years

I actually survived! #co2019

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5 years

Our principal is like Thanos. She snaps and half the seniors go missing

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3 years

Must be love on the brain

tatyana 🐆

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3 years

me keeping all these thoughts to myself

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5 years

THE GAY MAGICIANS FROM SANDCASTLE SAID WE WERE THE CUTEST COUPLE THEN OFFERED US TO WATCH THEIR SHOW. BEING GAY HAS ITS BENEFITS YALL SHOULD TRY IT

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2 years

Yesterday’s pump was nice

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5 years

MY FUCKING BABY WON SING GUÅHAN S2 😍😍😍😍 IM SO PROUDDD @NoahJCastro

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2 years

Cant have sex with music from YouTube bc that damn Bikini Islands Club ad will pop up every damn minute

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3 years

@WholesomeMeme Squidward’s house is actually based on the Moai statues of Easter Island

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3 years

Remy the Rat found grocery shopping at Payless for his next recipe

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3 years

Found my dad’s pogs collection

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5 years

Just me and my girls 📣 (also since we werent in the yearbook...)

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5 years

"We didn't choose this life. We're just living in it." - Number 5. Happy halloween 🎃

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1 year

Oh wow my bills. In need of a sugar daddy #2 😭

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6 years

So fetch! (Winter Bash performance w some friends) 🎄

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4 years

ig saw first 🌻🌻

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4 years

How it started: How it’s going:

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5 years

Hey Twitter!!! As you know college is pretty dang pricey and I’m broke, so I wanted to share my works of art with y’all. I’m starting commissions so dm and follow my ig: kris_does_art for more info. Spread the word! Here’s some examples:

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4 years

I miss going to the mall lowkey

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2 years

hi 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

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5 years

I'll keep you in my mind @jfernand19

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5 years

saw someone do this so we gave it a try. Iykyk 😏 @NoahJCastro

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4 years

Did anyone else called them “sticky birds” instead of “sicky burrs” like I did or are you normal

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11 months

Sunday funday

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4 years

okay but why does Cost u Less have the best cakes?? I swear these fuckers taste better than most bakeries

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4 years

You just had to be there 😪

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5 years

The sun is my friend ☀️

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6 years

If i get arrested on Black Friday, will criminal charges be half off too?

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5 years

In art class drawing animal combinations Classmate: An elephant and butterfly Me: Elefly C: Penguin n cat Me: Pengcat C: Goldfish n peacock Me: Goldcock ... Teacher: im gonna walk away now

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5 years

I look back at my old crush and think "wow you werent even that cute"

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4 years

Update: i feel like fire

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4 years

My mom didnt have enough ppl for her makeup brush challenge so i agreed to be part of it lol shes getting my dresses ready

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2 years

scroll for free nip pics 👅

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4 years

Im a goofy goober, bitch ⭐️

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4 years

I wonder how the girls who offered me hot Cheetos w sinagang mix back in elementary school are doing today

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4 years

My mom didnt have enough ppl for her makeup brush challenge so i agreed to be part of it lol shes getting my dresses ready

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2 years

The holy angel fell for the fallen angel

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6 years

Feeling like a celebrity with these guys. Here are some of my favorite photos from Junior Prom~ 💐🌹 #SECRETGARDEN 🌻🌼

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1 year

I miss the gym 😭😭 fuck this typhoon man

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5 years

Why is it easier to deepthroat but harder to swallow a big pill?? 😫

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2 years

Half of the locker room lighting went out

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5 years

(Part 2) ❤

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1 year

I like putting my hair up

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6 years

didnt get to do meme day but i did something else

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2 years

coochie coo

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6 years

lemme pose like a straight boy rq 😛

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5 years

He's still gay tho (beginning vs end of the decade)

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6 years

Vampire Vibes 🌌🌙 (btw its not a hickey)

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1 year

@sheilabeef @BuzzingPop I think SZA would make a great Muse actually

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6 years

How lame 🏳️‍🌈 (might delete this)

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3 years

Happy Weenie Day 🧡🎃 #luca

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3 years

Silence reticence, Be taciturn, Strive to be, Laconic to the point where we don’t speak, you and me commUNICATE STRICTLY BY TELEPATHY

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7 months

legs b pumpin

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2 years

I love it when we match gym clothes 🫰🏼

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5 years

I cant believe my mom gave up "going to the gym" for Lent season

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1 year

Gym was empty so I decided to get half nakey 🤭

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4 years

Got bored of studying and did the #WAPChallenge ✌🏼

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5 years

tbh, i shouldve played Elsa 🤷🏻‍♂️❄(Makeup by @jai_natividad )

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6 years

College fair is on Halloween too? Damn im gonna arrive with a bag in costume and trick or treat for a scholarship

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5 years

(Gets allowance) Me: i gotta save all this valuable cash for emergencies ONLY. No spending on nonsense items. (Hours later...) Me: yes, i would like to make that a meal please

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5 years

If you rlly wanna be scary for halloween, dress up as a giant mosquito. Everyone will run away from u guaranteed

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5 years

my dentist told me that i may have a "grinding problem". Sis, im single who you tryna-

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6 years

Its Mean Girls day AND national boyfriend day? Well, shit

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7 years

When you're at THE GOOD PART of a dream and SOMEBODY WAKES U UP SO U TRY TO CONTINUE IT BUT ITS NOT THE SAME 😠

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4 years

We evolved from trading bracelets, pokemon cards, and pogs to trading whatsapp stickers

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5 months

back 2 back

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5 years

If you accidentally spelled ‘malfunction’ as ‘malafunction’ as a kid like I did, you are from def from Guam

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6 years

Gregor Samsa when his sister fed him:

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6 years

Hey look im posting selfies here

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4 years

I miss the thrill of running late to school bc im too busy getting breakfast from Taco Bell 😔

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6 years

Me to my math teacher: Will we be using pre cal in our future? Math teacher: Yes, for calculus Me: -_-

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5 years

My mom is finally getting along w our neighbor. 2 years ago she was calling the cops on her. Look at them now, character development 💕

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5 years

my homework can fuck me in the ass

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4 years

I was planning on skipping school and staying home tomorrow but I forgot my classes are online. There is no escape

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6 years

I catfish ppl with my pics. Im uglier in real life hehe

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1 year

love leg day

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2 years

I REFUSE to eat rotisserie chicken without Mang Tomas All-Purpose Sauce

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1 year

6yrs ago vs now

major glazer

@major_glazer

1 year

6yrs ago vs. now :o

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5 years

sigh.. i need a bigger butt

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3 years

Businesses reopening at 100% in a few weeks? Nah imma social distance and wear my mask still

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6 years

I cant believe im saying this but i wanted to go school

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5 years

make my friend's dog Chico famous yall

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1 year

I wish Twitter wouldn’t reveal my thirsty replies 💔

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6 months

zitties

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6 years

if u enjoy drinking unsweetened iced tea we cannot be friends im sorry #sweetener

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4 years

My bf and I got bored and made this lol

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4 years

I love my classmates ❤️

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3 years

SpongeBob SpongeBob Patrick Patrick Sandy Sandy Sandy Mr Krabs Mr Krabs Mr Krabs Squidward Squidward Squidward Plankton Plankton Plankton Plankton Plankton Gary Gary

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2 years

Summertime OnlyFans?? About to do it 👀

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