Remember when Eurovision had a FAQ section for Russia being in Eurovision when they waged war on Ukraine, and broke countless EBU rules?
No, because they got suspended from the fucking EBU for breaking the EBU's fucking rules.
#Eurovision
Predictions 2033:
• The winning song will be 3 minutes long or shorter
• The winning performer will have a central nervous system
• The winning country will be a member (or associate member) of the European Broadcasting Union
Bookmark this. You'll see I'm right
@AdamIanKing
I know I say this as a man who is never going to experience an abortion, but I’m pretty sure nobody is going to go through an abortion for convenience.
$0.003 x Plays =
🇸🇪 Tattoo - $2940
🇮🇹 Due vite - $1610
🇳🇴 Queen of Kings - $1203
🇫🇮 Cha Cha Cha - $729
🇬🇧 I Wrote a Song - $648
🇮🇱 Unicorn - $362
🇦🇹 Who the Hell Is Edgar? - $289
🇫🇷 Évidemment - $275
Most-streamed
#Eurovision
2023 songs on Spotify (March 11):
🇸🇪 Tattoo - 980,156
🇮🇹 Due vite - 536,721
🇳🇴 Queen of Kings - 401,296
🇫🇮 Cha Cha Cha - 243,305
🇬🇧 I Wrote a Song - 216,103
🇮🇱 Unicorn - 120,690
🇦🇹 Who the Hell Is Edgar? - 96,564
🇫🇷 Évidemment - 91,710
@Anarchopixie
@BiNetUSA
@JayneBShea
No. I own all the rights to this image because I decided to do so based on a dream I had that I owned the copyright for it (but yeah, go for it)
@MaddyMorphosis
I wonder if any people criticising the flats have tried standing hunched in the position you were in, whilst wearing heels. For possibly an hour or two (or more)
The physics of that just sounds so painful, if not near impossible
The EBU today condemns the record number of
#journalists
killed in 2023
A CPJ report shows the horrifying global total is a 44% increase on 2022. 3 out of 4 journalists died during the Israel-Gaza conflict
Our statement
↪️
#OurJournalistsOurFreedom
Also, I'm already seeing a lot of Käärijä was the real winner tweets.
I didn't like those tweets with Chanel (and Sam) last year. I don't like them with Käärijä this year.
Loreen won fairly. Music is subjective and all that. Even for juries..
This is the sort of thing we should all be tweeting about. Joyous moments like this are what make Eurovision special.
And yet, the reputation of the contest has been ruined
This applause. The outpouring of love from an arena of people who just want to see the UK do well again.
So, tell me again, with a straight face that the reason we don't win is because Europe hates us
We’re not talking enough about how well James took his "nul point" and made happiness out of it. This was a great moment. Not to talk about everyone who got zero points who handled it like a professional! 👏
@chr0nicallycute
I'm so northern I read "can you fuck" as if they were replying to somebody asking them for something they couldn't have.
"Can I have that last Yorkshire pudding?"
"Can you fuck!?"
Omg can't wait to hang my Eurovision 2023 bunting featuring ALL 32 COUNTRIES, so I can show my support for such entries as Canada, Wales and *checks notes* Stretched Out Switzerland
@Metro_Ents
@piersmorgan
Good on him! He was there to talk about something positive happening. It's not the job of black people to be constantly educating white people on racism. Google exists for a reason.
Oh sweet Jesus.
We've already tried sending people who had chart success over a decade ago before, and it didn't work in 2013, it won't work in 2024.
The Eurovision audience is skewing younger & many won't know who she is!
@BluHydrangea_
Hey Blu, have you heard of greygender? It's a non-binary gender identity that I identify as.
Dunno if this will help you on your own voyage of discovery
This handsome fella greeted me from his perch on top of a wheelie bin on my way to the doctors. Immediately interested in scritches and fusses. Would pet again 10/10
@thecatreviewer
Russel T Davies, when he came up with the idea to cast an actor called Susan TWIST, to play a character called SUSAN, with a company that's an anagram of TARDIS, with a full company name that can be condensed to SUE TECH which sounds like SUTEKH:
Today I found out Joost was a volunteer at Eurovision in Copenhagen 2014, serving drinks. “I was a fan and I saw a job opportunity.” 🍻
(🎥 full video VRT NWS )
Amanda really could just walk into the round table room, banging a drum, shouting "I am a traitor, I am a traitor" and nobody would suspect her of being a traitor.
I bloody love her
#TheTraitors
@guyverhofstadt
I am so glad to see you are still putting this idea out there! I was worried it had come and gone!
I'd happily pay a fee to keep the right to live and work in Europe!
@harrisonjbrock
I really struggle with faces, and if somebody looks drastically different to the way I'm used to seeing them, I genuinely can't tell if it's the same person.
So I ask, in all sincerity, is that actually Bimini, or is this a meme/shitpost and it's someone who looks like them?
@Tony_Diver
Hey
@cllrnadeemahmed
you say "one bad apple" twice in this video.
I feel like there is a saying that uses that phrase, please could you remind me? It's on the tip of my tongue but I just can't recall, I'm sure you'll know it, though.
Get ready for
#Eurovision
2023!
Join
@Rylan
and
@AJOdudu
for the Handover and Allocation Draw, where we'll find out which countries are competing in which Semi-Final 🎉
Live from Liverpool, Tuesday 31st January at 7pm on
@BBCTwo
and
@BBCiPlayer
🥳
I've found the shittiest, most gatekeeping take on Eurovision in the whole land over on the OGAE Facebook group. You'll be glad to know that OP is getting ROASTED in the comments
This. We've got synth prog metal, indie, gothic glam rock, performance art punk, stadium anthemic rock and classic rock! All wildly different sounding!
People saying there’s a huge lack of diversity this year as if rock music isn’t arguably the most diverse genre of music? Rock music isn’t simply rock music.