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Kris 👻

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It’s harder for the Green Bay Packers to replace Mason Crosby than it is for them to find a franchise QB

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6 years

One of the best things about being left handed is having the ability to use the computer mouse and write notes simultaneously #lefthandedday

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2 years

@OldTakesExposed packer fans rn

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7 years

Being "raised right" doesn't mean you don't drink, party, and smoke. Being raised right is how you treat people, your manners and respect.

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3 years

@charlieINTEL No wonder why PC players get 20+ kills a game. I thought streamers had actual talent but it’s just FOV lol

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7 years

BREAKING: @packers sign QB Matt Saracen to a 1-year contract worth $12 million

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4 years

Gronk’s brain is fried.. 💀

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Kris 👻

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7 years

Your mcm will be at the same party as you for 3 hrs and not say a single word to you, and then will text you "wyd" as soon as you leave

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2 years

@BleacherReport

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2 years

@BleacherReport why is br tweeting this

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Kris 👻

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2 years

@BleacherReport Broncos trading for Russ:

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2 years

@BleacherReport Stetson Bennett was a senior in high school when the freshman on TCU were 5th graders

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6 years

@ShannonSharpe Since she deleted it...

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Kris 👻

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7 years

Y'all be taking advantage of ppl & treating em like shit because you know they have a genuine weak spot for you & that's really fucked up

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5 years

To anyone who hasn’t seen #TigerKing

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Kris 👻

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7 years

An Aaron Rodgers Hail Mary

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7 years

name a non sexual act that turns you on

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5 years

Me taking my frustration out on Carole Baskin while watching #TigerKing

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7 years

"Snap saw it first"

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Kris 👻

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2 years

@BleacherReport @NFL Siriani has such a punchable face it’s unreal

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Kris 👻

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6 months

Thanks Bakhtiari, fuckin cuck

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2 years

@BleacherReport that’s hella toxic

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2 years

@packers

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Kris 👻

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7 years

The worst feeling is feeling unwanted by the person you want the most

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7 years

I think as a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear is "I haven't started it either."

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2 years

@OldTakesExposed chargers fans

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5 years

@CorinnaKopf i find that highly unlikely

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7 years

Dating is like toy story. You consistently fear that you'll be replaced by a new toy

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7 years

"Class is cancelled"

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7 years

When post malone said "She told me that I'm not enough. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred." I felt that

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Kris 👻

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7 years

Find someone who motivates you to become a better person and shows you the potential that you don’t see in yourself

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Kris 👻

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7 years

People from Illinois will sit through a 3 hour Bears game, but won't take 3 seconds to use a blinker

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Kris 👻

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6 years

I just wanna lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread

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Kris 👻

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8 years

The worst feeling is feeling unwanted by the person you want most

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Kris 👻

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7 years

Peanut butter eggs taste better than peanut butter cups don’t @ me

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7 years

I wanna dive head first into a pool of Paneras broccoli cheddar soup

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7 years

Ppl who drive drunk gotta quit being cheap fucks and pay $5-$20 for an uber instead of endangering the lives of everyone around them

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7 years

I wish heaven implemented visiting hours

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7 years

Your mcm isn't waiting for you to get safely into the house after he drops you off. He texting some other girl "wyd"

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2 years

@BleacherReport @CBSSports

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7 years

Thank you Snapchat for making me feel like I was actually at summerfest last night for the Migos/Big Sean/ Future concert

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7 years

I'll never fucking apologize for doing what's best for me

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7 years

Nobody deserves to be treated like an option

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2 years

@barstoolsports @Starting9 This is the most A’s thing ever

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7 years

You either get a cheater, or someone who will only give you a piece of their broken heart because they're scared to get hurt again

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2 years

@BleacherReport

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Kris 👻

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7 years

*has gf/bf* *only talks to them via text* *awkwardly passes them in the halls without saying a word* *plans their first kiss together*

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What's the most middle school thing you remember

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7 years

If you don't say "bless you" to your dog after it sneezes you're low key rude

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Kris 👻

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6 years

If you don’t think Drake & Josh should be on Netflix delete your fucking account honestly

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Kris 👻

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6 years

I swear I overthink myself into a bad mood at least 8 times a day

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6 years

The only problem about being genuinely nice to everyone is that you end up feeling disappointed that people don’t treat you like you treat them

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Kris 👻

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1 year

@Brewers @UWCreditUnion

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Kris 👻

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7 years

LEAVE THOSE BEARS THE FUCK ALONE

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8 years

The U.S. government is making it legal to shoot hibernating bear families in their dens

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Kris 👻

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2 years

@AdamSchefter It’s time

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Kris 👻

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8 years

@SexualGif she probably said no to that ring cause it looks like that dude made it metals class or some shit lmao 😂

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Kris 👻

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7 years

If he doesn't ask or care about how your day went, he ain't your mcm

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Kris 👻

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3 years

@BleacherReport @BRWalkoff @MLB looks safe

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Kris 👻

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7 years

BASEBALL ISNT BORING. ANYONE WHO SAYS IT IS SUCKED AT A YOUNG AGE AND NEVER PUT THE TIME OR EFFORT IT TAKES TO PLAY THE MOST DIFFICULT SPORT

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7 years

Speak tf up for what you believe in

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2 years

@BleacherReport BREAKING: Georgia leads TCU by Stetson Bennett’s age at half

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Kris 👻

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7 years

It doesn't matter how nice you are because as soon as you leave the room other people will start to talk about you

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Kris 👻

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7 years

Your wcw got a hickey on her neck from some dude at summerfest and tried telling you it was a burn mark from her curling iron

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2 years

@BleacherReport

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2 years

@AdamSchefter bro ain’t even on the team anymore 💀

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3 years

@xoticsmgz @BleacherReport @NFL 56 yard FG goal in the wind and rain ain’t a “simple” kick lmao

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Kris 👻

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4 years

Fuck white people

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4 years

No covid concerns at the lake of the ozarks😳 #loto

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2 years

@packers Dude cannot catch a break

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7 years

Nah they just wanna get laid

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2 years

@BleacherReport the greatest and only 32 year old qb in college football history

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2 years

@Brewers @UWCreditUnion Imagine paying your lineup half a billion dollars and they can’t score a run 💀💀💀

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7 years

The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

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2 years

@BleacherReport @NFL 49ers could put spongebob at QB and win games

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7 years

She's addicted to the song lyrics that spill her heart out for her

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@BleacherReport

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@BleacherReport

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@BleacherReport

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@MikeRupes_ @BleacherReport @BRWalkoff @MLB

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2 years

@BleacherReport @NFL Broncos trading for Russ:

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7 years

It only takes one slow-walking person in the grocery store to destroy the illusion that I’m a nice person

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Kris 👻

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1 year

@BleacherReport why bro built like that 😭😭

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2 years

@brgridiron @BleacherReport @Raiders tae adams when he heard the news:

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Kris 👻

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7 years

The only people I owe my loyalty to are the people that never made me question theirs

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7 years

The best feeling in the whole world is watching things finally fall into place after watching them fall apart for so long

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Kris 👻

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2 years

@Padres Imagine paying your lineup half a billion dollars and they can’t score a run 💀💀💀

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7 years

If you want me in your life, put me there. I shouldn’t have to fight for a spot

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4 years

@investvoyager Tell us you’re scamming us without actually telling us:

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7 years

When the characters on shameless rip you a new ass hole for not watching the week before <<

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7 years

I just wanna be someone's person

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2 years

@AdamSchefter this dude owns miami 💀🤣💀

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7 years

I feel heartbroken for the families who lost a loved one today

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Kris 👻

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2 years

@BleacherReport @celtics Giannis got a ring tho

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7 years

You save a lot of money being single

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7 years

Issa jam @HoodieAllen

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7 years

Having a good heart can put you in some fucked up situations

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3 years

@therealselena23 @BleacherReport @ufc

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7 years

Actions speak louder than words so believe what you see and fuck what you heard

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Kris 👻

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3 years

@packers Justin Fields has really made a difference for the Bears.. 💀💀

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Kris 👻

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7 years

Your mcm used to hump the ground on vine while listening to the song "Ride" by SoMo.. Its me, I'm your mcm

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@BleacherReport

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7 years

Too many thoughts going through my brain

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7 years

Dogs make life better

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7 years

At this point in my life, if it doesn't make me better, make me happy, or make me money, I don't make time for it

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3 years

@BleacherReport @TheTraeYoung

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