an account dedicated to the praise of Kozeki Ui | ☸️Shin Buddhist | the
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Ui fan this side of the mississippi | All the world is subject to British Columbia
goodnight, ui bros. I'm already late for bed, if I'm late for work too it's joever
I hate sleep schedules or whatever it is. why can't I just sleep on command or something.
anyways everyone better sleep good or i will show up under your bed and pelt you with rocks
Making Ui work a part-time job as a shrine maiden to pay off the debt she incurred by blowing through the Library Committee's funds on more old books. I loiter around the shrine grounds every time she's on duty to kiss & flirt with her in full view of the worshipers. (punitive!!)
Ui, with her eyes closed, musters the courage to pucker her lips, waiting in suspense for a kiss from above. (not realizing I'd left the room 13 seconds before to look for the vending machine. It would take a further 21 nerve-wracking seconds for her to peek open her eyes.)
Almost nobody pays any attention to the old library, and those who do are quickly chased away. Trinity doesn't concern themselves with inspecting the building or anything, so stop worrying, you nerd. Nobody will notice an odd stain here and there.💢💢💢💢💢
For some reason, I feel very little drive to do fun things. I have to force myself to watch anime or movies or to read books. When I do, it's very enjoyable, I just have no idea why it is that I'm not motivated to do it on my own without forcing it. It's very weird.
I need to learn Blue Archive's crafting system. Honestly, I just dump every keystone I get into making cafe furniture occasionally, but mostly gifts to give to Ui. I wanna spoil her with lots of presents, but I also wanna craft good stuff. It's a tough situation.
I should learn to draw. Artists are an unimaginably powerful group of people. I don't know if I could control myself if I were capable of simply deciding to draw Ui and then doing it. I have no idea how to get started though and my handiwork with a pencil has always been abysmal.
In the Make-up Work Club's chapter, Koharu 'accidentally' brings a lewd book with her. After making an excuse about managing taken goods, Hanako recalls a rumor that there are stacks of forbidden books in the old library's basement.
I wonder if Ui curates this collection, too...
I feel like a stalker refreshing my following feed and liking a tweet posted 20 seconds ago, but if I wait a while to look less unusual I end up forgetting
feel free to tag me / dm me if you see something ui related (assuming i haven't already rt'd or replied)
i am only one man and as much as i'd like to, i cannot see every bit of ui content by myself
listening to Ui excitedly talk to me about a book she recently finished and seeing how many times I can pretend I didn't hear something and ask her to repeat herself before she swats me
I'm quite happy with the Ui figure announcement, though isn't it odd they went right for the swimsuit version? It's her first proper figure, right? I sorta wish they'd just done her regular clothes. I really can't complain, though. It's still Ui, and this is a victory.
Ui is considerably tall in Blue Archive, but still pretty tiny overall. I'm nearly a full foot taller than her. (only off by one inch or so) Of course, this is erotic.
Contrary to common depictions, I don't think Ui would be shy about her aroma, as the only person close enough to smell it is her favorite. If anything, she'd find a fixation on her scent endearing. She'd feign embarrassment and put up ostensible resistance, but she wouldn't mind.
not many uiposts as of late................. partly because i've been busy, partly because my head is like an old industrial machine that hasn't been serviced in decades
I'm considering making a list of my favourite Ui artworks, but I don't know if it'd make for a good Ui post. There wouldn't be much to it beyond the list format. I could explain why I like them above the rest, but I think it'd mostly come down to "it's cute"
Kozeki Ui, light of my life, sun of my sky, my dearly beloved above all. My gilded waters below a soft summer twilight; my falling snow above a field of purity and familiarity. An impossible perfection unrivalled under heaven. I cannot put into words my adoration for this nerd.
truly pains me to check my "Kozeki Ui Avatars" list & see traitors who've changed their icons since being added. then I have to remove them, & I feel like a mob boss forced to whack his brother after learning he's an informant. stop changing!!! & if you don't have one, get one!!!
what the fuck is going on. are these bots? how did i ratio the original artist. where are they coming from and why are none of them responding to dms. what the fuck. i was only away for an hour or so and the 'silly nerd wife' tweet went from like 50 to nearly 600 likes
Ui would be excited to be a mother, I think she'd have strong maternal instincts. She'd love having a child to read to at night before bedtime. If left unchecked, she'd get overeager and go straight from reading them books like "Max & Ruby" to "Romance of the Three Kingdoms".
Call me a heretic, but I don't much like the Ui smelly meme. I dislike the narrative of her being like grossly odorous or a sweat-drenched slob. She sits around in a presumably cold library with no physical exertion. Lots of art and people exaggerate it to an unpleasant extent.
my day was ok overall, but it was fucking hot!!!!! it's like it wasn't even the dignity of a full-on scorch, but a slow roast. worse than muggy. I don't recall how baked potatoes are made, but that's how I figure it goes. canadians aren't built for this; species extinct by 2040
Sorry about the lack of Ui posts today, lads. I spent the day in the valley to see something about the signing of a treaty between the local tribe and the crown or whatever. I couldn't really see from where I sat, but they fed us crabs and fry bread so it was a fine day.
I wonder about how Ui's name is translated. Different translators seem to have wildly differing opinions. Some of them make no sense to me & I only know are referring to her from the context.
Variants I've seen so far include;
Wi
Wee
Oui
Wei
Wuyi
Wooyit
Whisky
Furuseki
Kosekiwui
I've recently become curious, how did you come to love Ui? When, why, etc.
Personally, it just hit me a few days before the New Year. Knowing nothing about Ui or Blue Archive, I was struck with an unexplainable infatuation. It's why I've joked about it being ordered by heaven.
I feel rude speaking to my Japanese Ui brothers in English. (Especially when they reply back in English!!!!!!!!!!). It's like you're making them come to you, to do you a favour. Perhaps I'll just use a translator to reply once in a while for ease of reading. It seems more polite.
I don't think I'll ever understand the appeal of yuri. No matter how I spin it, I just don't get it. What makes people so fanatical about it? Maybe I'll try watching a yuri anime to study, like a nature documentary.
Goodnight, Ui friends! May we all rest well tonight to praise Ui fervently tomorrow. I love you all. Though, I'd love you a lot more if everybody had Ui icons!!!!!
After all, can you really call yourself an Ui fan if you can't even set her as your profile picture?! (°ロ°)
I went to bed too late and woke up too early, so I was particularly scatterbrained today. This led to the stupid slip-up of trying to eat very hot potatoes as soon as I sat down, and I ended up burning the utter shit out of the roof of my mouth. I want Ui to lick my burns better.
I really like these parts of Ui's hair. I'm too stupid to describe it, so I marked it on MS Paint.
It would be super nice to run your fingers through there. I think it'd be especially fragrant here, too.
I had thought long and hard to come up with a caption for this, but nothing I can say could match just looking and noting how unbelievably kissable she is.
( ´ ω ` )Minor announcement, I've made myself a private account. I'm not entirely sure what posting there will consist of, but don't expect anything exciting. I'd simply like to avoid clogging this account with boring things. You follow me for Ui, after all.
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