LFC supporter since early 90s. Ex Kop regular, now occasional match go-er. Fully trusted ticket exchanger helped thousands get to the match between 2011 - 2020.
Some of you will remember my daughter, Elsie.
She has a complicated medical history, back at the start of it thousands of you supported us through hard days.
I don’t write about it much anymore but wanted to let you know that Elsie just turned 2 and she’s doing brilliantly. ❤️
While most of my Twitter page are having the time of their lives. My wife and I are unfortunately having the worst day of ours. I dont know why I’m writing this. Struggling for words and not sure how to cope. Those of my followers who are religious please pray for our baby.
@LisaMHancox
@Kleenex_UK
Hi
@LisaMHancox
&
@BurgerKing
. My 4yo son asked me what was written here. Then he asked, why is it called Burger King? Can girls, boys & mummies eat the burgers too? I said: I don’t know & yes of course. He suggests you should call it “The Burger Monarchy”. It is 2018.
I think we need some sort of fan committee at Anfield to sort this fucking terrible atmosphere out.
@spiritofshankly
@SpionKop1906
is there anything either of you can do?
You know when your a kid and want a tattoo but your ma would go mad, so you get it done, so then when she finds out you’ve got “well it’s too late it’s done now isn’t it”.
I’m using the same strategy for missing Valentine’s Day and my Anniversary by sending a postcard from Porto
Your life can completley change in a single moment and if you’re like me and wasted time stressing over insignificant things. Stop doing that. God forbid something happens that makes you realise nothing else matters.
I’m waking around Rome in a full fucking Liverpool home kit on Wednesday, red flare burning, flag waving - socks and all - if I die, put a flag on the Kop for me. I don’t give a shit what they do with my body but fly a flag on the Kop.
Weird isn’t it, how football changes you. I was born in the South of England and grew up a Liverpool fan. Before you know it I feel like an Egyptian Lazio suporter with a soft spot for Rangers.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. But I’m officially done with tickets now. Here’s what I’ve learnt over the last 9 years, a bit of advice for you below, if you want to take it:
if I think of more shit I’ll post it later but now I’ve got to get back to work.
@rickygervais
Rick what would you be:
A frog boy - you had to go BLERP & leap onto a house. You’re known as Frog Boy. Right?
Amploid, where you’ve got your hands are microphones.
Or Saddo - that means that you can go up to anyone and go “Alright?” and they just get fed up for a whole day.
@theJeremyVine
Why have you become this serial community support officer. It’s weird, these videos every day of minor incidents, like some sort of cyclist rights extremist. On your last video you cycled on pavement & crossed while the light was red. Stick to radio JV, people don’t like this.
@richardajkeys
WRONG.
Nick Pope faked an injury and took 94 seconds for play to restart.
Liverpools corner from which they scored the winner was won at 96:34, some 94 seconds after the original 5 minutes was up…
Flag day tomorrow. Just a reminder despite what Twitter says, wearing colours & taking a scarf doesnt make you a nonce. Anfield used to be famous for its atmosphere and believe or not contributed to us winning football matches. I’d rather be called a wool than sit in a silent kop
Philipe Coutinho left Liverpool on the 6th of January.
He has stills despite this, scored 6 more goals for Liverpool, than Paul Pogba has scored for United all season.
Wow.
I’m telling you now. In all seriousness, if we get Sevilla in the next round. Do not under any circumstances involve Moreno. Send him on holiday for a fortnight.
@_MB_6
@ROUNDTH3BEND
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 all this random shit just going to be left at Wembley there’s going to be some fucking confused people cleaning up after
@PINDERLFC94
It’s that first one when you arrive. First drop of whatever local lager at the hotel make you fall in love with the country a whole new way. Usually some random fucking pilsner with a bird on the label.
Can we get Spion Kop 1906 to put a fucking big “JÜRGEN KLOPPS LIVERPOOL” across the kop for the next home game. Plenty on here will chip in to pay for it
Thanks to my mate
@Johnjohano1983
, sorted me every single home game last 2 seasons in a row & now he manage to sort me tickets for Ed Sheeran at the Etihad. Some of you on here know about the rough time she has had recently in and out of hospital so special night for us 👍🏼👍🏼
We went to Hoffenheim and Maribor, Moscow and Saville, then we went to Portugal and twatted them 5 Nil! Then we went to Manchester, You’ll Never Walk Alone, then we went to Vatican taking over Roooooooome!! Taking over Rooooooooome!!
Won’t mention their name as they asked to remain anon but had msg on here off a good lad whos giving away free tickets to someone who can’t afford to go the game as a Christmas present. Tickets been moved on to a deserving recipient now. Thought it was nice enough to post about
@CharIieLFC
@ellatrow
They literally haven’t got any other songs. It’s their only one. That’s not exaggerating that’s just true they honestly don’t have any others at all
3 more days. Hope they hurry up, im useless to the world at the moment, honestly. My Mrs said good morning when I woke up and I replied allez allez allez
Ladies and gentlemen sorry that I’ve been ignoring everyone. I got banned for a week for calling
@HKane
a cunt. Which is bang out of order I think because it’s absolutely true. Anyway I’m back now so I’ll stop ignoring you all.
Thank you to everyone (as always) who either bought or sold tickets through me today. Sorry couldn't be there but we're already in Spain. 3 points for the reds, get in!! Roll on Seville!! 🍻🇪🇸⚽️
Robertson little fucking wonder kid as well boss at the back. And Gomez too. Strange feeling rating the back four int it. Top class keeper between the sticks please and the reds are boss
Their whole home end will be full of reds literally. Think how many empty seats they usually have. Way more than half. There won’t even be a home end it’s just going to be a few city fans dotted around an 80% scouse Etihad
@EFCFansCorner
Loved how much you enjoyed those few minutes when it was 1-1 😂 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
@GaryLineker
@LFC
19th League Title Gary, you should know that. I thought football was your thing? If football started in 1992 as you imply, it writes off your illustrious career all bar 4 goals for that Japanese club, Nagoya Grampus Eight.
Premier league fixtures tomorrow morning. Please continue to bare me in mind for all of your spares/games you can’t make, I have a long standing reputation as trusted with your cards which I will either use myself or find a good home for. Thanks 👍🏼
LOOK - I don’t mean to say anything negative while we 5 nil up in the 50th minute, but JUST LOOK, we are so much better without Henderson in the side! I’m really really sorry but we are 😂👍🏼
We're back in hospital for her second operation - needless to say, no I won't be traveling to Stoke later. My other half can't catch a break, bless her. 😔🙏🏼
DON’T make an atmosphere! Not on a European night! It’s not allowed!!
@PeterMooreLFC
this is so frustrating mate its like us against you, I thought we all wanted the same thing. Can you tell these jobsworth to get a life and let us be the twelfth man as we have always been before
Last night was amazing. But I can’t wait to get home. Rome is an absolute fucking shit hole and no chance I’m ever coming back. Dirty streets and nasty people. Get me out this dive