Oh, what?~ My butt smells?~🍑
Well that's because I've been walking all day and I'm VERY tired, so I'm also gonna have to use my full weight and sink into my new chair~ (That's you!)
*GgLlLuUrRGgLLeE*🦨
-BbBLlLrRbBLLppllOorrbLlLPpPTtt!!!-
Did you just gag?~🤢
*gGlLLrrnNn*💜
If you're brave enough, you can stuff your face in my fat, swampy cheeks and try guess when the last time I showered was~
(Wrong guesses get hot dairy farts forced down their throats~)
You wouldn't guess wrong on PURPOSE, would you?~🖤🖤🖤