BREAKING: As horrifying footage emerges of the
#NAFO
inflatable shark attack on Russian Embassy in London, Dmitry Medvedev threatens to nuke Brighton Sea Life Centre before collapsing over a half-empty bottle of vodka.
Terrified orc at
@RussianEmbassy
in London demanded police protection from a pair of inflatable plastic
#Fella
sharks their highly trained
#NAFO
shark wrangler yesterday:
@Daily_Express
Were the poor purple faced gammons expecting it to be written in ink using a quill, on genuine vellum and come rolled up, tied with a silk ribbon and fastened with a wax seal?
@redanblacattack
@CaptainBlackSe1
I've actually got one. It's surprisingly rugged and not a bad little radio if you upgrade the antenna.
But to have to rely on an un-encrypted thing like this in a war zone? No feckin way!
@SkyNews
Man travels through multiple time zones to attend climate change conference and suffers a few seconds of jet lag.
Was your tweet sponsored by Donald Trump, by any chance?
As a British citizen I just want to say that I support war with ruSSia in the case that they carry out a nuclear terrorism. If ruSSia attacks a nuclear power plant. The NATO response should be so fast and so severe that Ukraine wakes up the next day with an eastern coastline.
As a Norwegian citizen I just want to say that I support war with ruSSia in the case that they carry out a nuclear terrorism.
If ruSSia attacks a nuclear power plant. The NATO response should be so fast and so severe that Ukraine wakes up the next day with an eastern coastline.
@NikaMelkozerova
And knowing the context makes it just the coolest pic ever! Despite all the horrors of the past few weeks the Ukrainian people still manage to uplift the rest of the world. Thank you โค๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ
#StandWithUkraine
@David_Cameron
When we need the opinion of someone who screwed the entire UK because he was too spineless to stand up to his own party you might just be the person we would like to hear from. Until then
@usembbudapest
Some in
#Hungary
are paid to see
#Russia
as a friend rather than a threat. This is something which we have failed to address throughout the West for several years now. It's time we grasped this failure and dealt with it properly.
@LvivJournal
One day, when
#Russia
has been driven out of all
#Ukrainian
territory, many truths will come to light and many friends throughout the free world will be recognised and celebrated โค๏ธ๐ป๐บ๐ฆ
BREAKING: As horrifying footage emerges of the
#NAFO
inflatable shark attack on Russian Embassy in London, Dmitry Medvedev threatens to nuke Brighton Sea Life Centre before collapsing over a half-empty bottle of vodka.
@RabbiUkraine
Congressman Davidson needs to understand that Russia and China are two faces of the same problem. Here is a clear vision for him: To lose one is to lose both.
@U24_gov_ua
The basics before Euromaidan but have followed Ukraine ever since.
I've learned thelanguage is hard ๐ซ, Ukrainian food takes a week to make (I have cookbooks), your people are amazing and
#UkraineWillWin
Opinion was: I'm worried about Ukraine, now I bloody love Ukraine โค๏ธ๐บ๐ฆ
@itsMontaybaybay
@MarkHamill
I don't believe this!
Honestly, I watched Star Wars with a friend Friday night. It was the first time we'd seen it since it came out and it was still incredible and now it's trending.
@MarkHamill
, this is a sign.
Come and join us. The
#Fella
force needs you.
#SlavaUkraini
@_uid0
UK Gov's Small Business Export Advice and Simplified Regulations 2022 for Fish Products: Shellfish and Eels / Eel Derivatives (Excluding Whelks Harvested 1st January to 15th March), Volume 1 Part A, Sections I through IV
@may_talcott
False. American tax-payers understand that the US is making a staggering profit from showing how much better it's arms industry is than anyone else. You guys rock!
Glory to America, glory to Ukraine
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@BylineTV
They spend two weeks dossing on the beach in Spain and think they're international travellers. They've never organised working visa's or moved equipment across borders. Even if you beat them repeatedly around the head with a customs official's clip-board they'll never get it.
@AnonOpsSE
#Russia
and Olga Kovitidi admitting they already know the results of the fake referendums which haven't even been held yet.
Huge surprise.
Get rid of these liars
@kvistp
Dear
@Bundeskanzler
,
Germany has been an absolutely fantastic supporter of Ukraine. Decent people the world over are enormously grateful for what you have done.
But we must arm Ukraine for victory, not just survival.
Please further your leadership with
#TaurusForUkraine
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@Schiphol
@grahambower
But you gave us a wonderful opportunity to poke fun at the Brexiters, so thank you for that and hope the training went well ๐๐ช๐บ
@BBCNewsnight
@lewis_goodall
She's also suspicious of numbers above 7, childproof lids and matching shoes.
Looking forward to the day when you ask my cat his opinion of traditional Spanish dance.
@TheFigen
Unless it decides it prefers a different owner, or maybe a nicer holiday destination.
Watch as it scampers off for two weeks in Marmaris instead of your business trip to Brussels and doesn't even bother to send you a postcard! ๐๏ธ๐ธ๐ด๐
@travisakers
@mtracey
Am I wrong to open a nice bottle of red wine and watch this on loop for rest of Saturday evening?
No replies before Suday morning please ๐
@DunsPitcus
@faisalislam
Frost was at his intellectual limit playing Snap with a children's pack of farmyard animal cards. He had all of them, the whole set. He just failed to notice that the EU was playing chess...
@L84347930L
Eastbourne, on the south coast of the UK. A photo I took at sunrise many years ago which was already celebrating the colours of Ukraine ๐บ๐ฆโค๏ธ
@Flash43191300
I'm sure this is a great comfort to nervous
#Russian
tourists in
#Crimea
"Nothing to worry about, we have the situation under control" ๐คฃ๐คฃ
@Falkenlurch
@fasc1nate
They swim. Tey swim really well. If it was unhappy it would climb off the boat.
Koala's aren't bears. They're not even close to being bears except in a fluffy toy shop sort of way.
Perhaps you should expand your own diet, just for the sake of complexity you understand...
@SlavaUk30722777
True, but my old SLR and GPMG have just slunk off for a beer, to talk shit and have an ego massage. No inadequacy here at all... ๐คฃ๐คฃ
@Bolson1337
Really nice. They subtly match the jumper with just enough contrast to create a sense of interest in understanding that this is a modern woman who knows where she is going in the world. ๐
@akoz33
We must face up to the fact that we have to deal with the whole "Putin's Russia" problem. Many of us have been warning about it for years while politicians partied, but it's now slapping the West round the face. We cannot go back to normal.
#StandWithUkraine
๏ธ
#ArmUkraineNow
Proud to join Russian dissidents today to protest Putinโs murderous invasion of Ukraine in front of the Russian embassy in London. Many people say that Russians support Putin but there was a huge turnout of Russians who were chanting โPutin is a murdererโ over and over