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@MParis270 @cee_pain Lmao mixed babies is what you got outta this? That’s two whole men how they gonna have a baby lmao
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@MrsKhandiCoated Martin put on a dress that’s not all he’s known for Eddie put on multiple dresses not all he’s known for y’all be moving the goal post so much to fit yall agenda 😭😭😭
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People really think Drake and SZA was there for the birth of the baby is alarming yall THAT SHIT IS A MUSIC VIDEO NONE OF IT IS REAL 😭😭😭
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@russbengtson @Travonne Vince career is overrated he kinda went role player after 6 seasons lol
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@__Misssmarie @adladejon Lmao I be seeing people who “don’t fuck with me” watching my shit all the time
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@KingJosiah54 Angel Reese and Hailey Van Lith showing up on campus after shopping with all that NIL money
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@tylerhhk @russbengtson @Travonne Uhm 13x all star 3x champion 8x all nba 3x all defense Vince could never lmao
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Lmao I laugh to stop myself from crying
@KingJosiah54
Josiah Johnson
2 years
Lakers: “Who wanna make a blockbuster trade with us?” NBA teams:
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@FINEASSFATTY She was hot somebody saved the baby 💀💀
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@ForeverBlue_07 @Jade_Cargill It’s funny you say this because when she was in AEW she did 2 minute squash matches and WWE fans said she was “misused” 💀
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@Jverret23 @DetSportProphet @JLEdwardsIII @umichwolverine1 LMFAO coach didn’t even let him sniff Cade he know Jalen can’t guard a drill cone 🤣🤣🤣
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@aDrive_tK Nah they advertise the OLED in the Scarlet/Violet teaser. New switch easily 2 years out
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@NekiasNBA They had to let the people know he’s got experience dealing with women 😭
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@famouslos32 Nigga you say some wild shit too lmao
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@iimabeautty Over some buzz balls and cut waters??? You down bad 😭😭😭😭
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@AGE_________ Lmfaoooo that’s how much i need my girl off social media
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@Kylelogan34 @MrsKhandiCoated But Tyler Perry essentially is just Madea and a script writer maybe not everybody’s cup of tea script writer but he had his lane…discrediting him for his talents in screen writing and production with how many few blacks in Hollywood doing that is wild
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@adam22 Imagine he got thrown on the hibachi 🤣
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the dumbass world we live in and y’all was saying rip Lil Tay for what? The news even reported this off an instagram I swear y’all people so stupid and gullible these days 🤣🤣🤣
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@overtime Right handed Brandon Jennings
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@___Colb___ @hmfaigen He’s gonna iso at the top of they key and shoot a step back three and LeBron is gonna strip him of his uniform right there at half court 🤣
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@SirMichaelRocks Nah bro hit him with the donkey Kong down smash 😭😭😭😭
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@losangelesboog If my girl friends ask me for money I’m telling 🤣
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Turned Malik Beasley into a protestor 🤣
@DarthAmin
Chillin in my Bacta
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Dunk of the year. No question.
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Complain to a manager
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@SirMichaelRocks 10,000 rats and they black and they gray 😭
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@mblock29 @BillSimmons 11 points a game basically his rookie year on a team hopeful for the playoffs and he’s knocked down more 3’s then Ben Simmons give the kid time sheesh lol
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Stephen Curry fans the worst ever I’m a Kobe and I thought we was bad lmaooo
@KingJosiah54
Josiah Johnson
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Which NBA player or team has the most sensitive fans?
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@blaccmassxx Don’t nobody wanna be a girl bully lmao what’s this finna be mean girls? 😭
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@bomani_jones Probably because even when you watch him play you can’t see him behind the line all you see is a ball fly out lmao
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@dontcareitj @DesiraySamaya Yall never heard of Schizophrenia? And it can happen at late ages
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@maineventdiego @AdrianH456 @HaangEmHiigh Uhhh Dragon LEE maybe my racism was blinding me 💀💀💀💀
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@SirMichaelRocks Gotta teleport that’s the only way
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@ErinSaysSo Alyssa or Aja ain’t no other option Stewie has been good but Aces got the number 1 record and Sun made the playoffs behind Alyssas historic season
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@miakhalifa Mia you not black you gotta chill with the nigga
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@MichaelBlackson Idris Elba elbow got me dead 😭😭😭
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@_dennasiaa Im tryna be in yo hair like them rollers 😭😭😭😭😭
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@seanoconnz @talkhoops This corona thing shows me how it’s totally possible they’d be like “there’s Zombies outside and if you get bit you’ll become one” and some people would be like “but I gotta make happy hour” lmao
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@oohthatsKivia One way to get me to spend money is fat asses and vibes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@famouslos32 Remember Kyrie and love were hurt 2015 lmao
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Lmao nigga you over 30 still getting called Lil nobody take you serious
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Impossible Burger
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Zach Harper
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Jokic is still food on defense. It’s just leaner food than before.
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@JuiceMan3x @Beluba @LD2K Badge progress is hella trash all SF builds are trash and half the takeovers don’t even effect the game lol
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@Beluba @Nozy2Geeked These same people be complaining never ever put the game on Hall of Fame either 😂😂😂
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@BillSimmons These comments really show who just watches box scores and who actually watches basketball lol
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@cthagod @Akademiks Lmao big fella 😭😭😭
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Never heard of it referred to as a dimple people used to call that a booty chin 🤣
@Shez_theBEST
jasmine.
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fun fact: I love the dimple in my chin.
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@CallMeAgent00 When you grind all your hot spots in mycareer but can’t even get a shot off in the park
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They don’t know nothing about mihara they stuck on Ricks 🤣🤣🤣
@_HYPHYWIFEY
jazmyn.
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Mix the chrome wit the mihara 👾
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Lakers shouldn't retire a number just hang a picture of Kobe with the underbite up
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Zach Harper
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Lakers definitely retiring both Kobe numbers. You can book that. If I’m wrong, I’ll look at this tweet while eating a delicious sushi dinner
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@Jverret23 @DetSportProphet @JLEdwardsIII @umichwolverine1 What? Cade 1-0 so far they East and West won’t be many matchups Jalen is a great scorer but he doesn’t play much defense Cade is the total package team player and defender Cade is a Big point/Point forward Jalen is a SG scorer like Zach Lavine Bradley Beal Cade more Luka light
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@nfldraftscout NFL teams drafting this year
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It’s not a lick it’s all hard work
@OfficialFBMA
Faithful Black Men Association
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Hitting a generational lick with your sons has to be one of the most satisfying feelings in this world 😂
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@T_0_N_E__ @_TonyFromTheSix @CallMeAgent00 19 was definitely fire looking back lol
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@Coldh4rt Nah Little Mac going crazy lol
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@MartinoPuccio @BillSimmons He plays Grant Williams every game lmao
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@astromamii_ Okay Sailor Poon 😭
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@NBADraftWass 6’7 play shot no finishing 🤣🤣
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@ayexrob
Rob
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What y’all be doing when you find out that fine Latina said nigga before?
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Add Me
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@famouslos32 Refs make bad calls all game just shut up and play
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@ImDukeDennis Everybody plays the same on every 2k lmao because of y’all YOUTUBERS who make videos like “BEST BUILD ON 2K...BEST DRIBBLE MOVES ON 2K...BEST JUMPSHOTS ON 2K” it’s y’all fault and that’s no cap lmao
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Them biscuits gonna get you married 😭
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This what Isaiah Stewart did the other night 💀💀💀
@SKTheKingYT
Shawn K The King 
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This man gonna get somebody killed one day
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Looking at this picture wondering how many techs Dahntay Jones got in a pick up game
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@famouslos32 Wemby got the dub and dominated down the stretch tho? 😭😭😭
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@TheyCallMeHimay @GGGSLH20 @RipSlumpy @MulhollandL0ver @auntienae95 Bro on god they really don’t understand that part and when she tells them she pays no attention they’re so confused to how she does it 😭😭😭😭
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@AnthonyIrwinLA You’ve become a Laker pessimist lmao
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@russbengtson @Travonne I’m not saying Vince wasn’t good but he on that Pierce level you feel me? Lol
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@Legendary_JT @KaiiiiiPower What defense? Bro has no lateral movement all he can do is chuck threes 😭😭😭😭
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She tryna let you know you gonna be her next pup 😭😭😭😭
@Ye_Ali
TraphouseJodeci
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cougar tryna bag me at this bar lol showing pics of her dogs
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@mxrvssa NLE fumbled 😭😩
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@Nefe_Ig Nah it crosses over to on court performance and you can tell I remember earlier this season they played and Dijonai did something to Kelsey Mitchell and she tried to get in her face but Alyssa told her no? Like who team are you on lmfao
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@NBADraftWass Kentucky just lying 😭😭😭
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@Yougogg1 When you a celebrity at a young age you bound to grow up a little different Lindsay just think she above everything lol Brittney legit got mental issues
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Nigga look like a Small Soldier
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@bomani_jones Roster was horrible once Horford and Kyrie left and they replaced them with 40% Kemba Walker and Grant Williams held all those picks ended up with solid All Stars tho I mean they could’ve did worst but hey they could’ve been better going all in on vets when they had a chance
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Angel Reese out here with these big ass lashes and big ass weave her ass need to get big in this paint and grab these 7 rebounds 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@iimabeautty Well first off dummy you said you gotta leave your type alone if your “type” ain’t buying you buzz balls and cutwaters at the least the YOU are down bad I ain’t talking about her and bitch im far from a bum bitch I’m legit…you dreaming for a gift basket
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@mblock29 @BillSimmons Lol going from not playing his first two years to not missing a game and being an actual factor on the floor is a comeback
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@hoopz777 @NextProScouts @ClutchPoints @SportsCenter Yall some real bitches thinking fighting for a loose ball is equivalent to getting checked on an inbound play that’s how I know yall don’t play ball forreal 😭
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@Travonne It’s not fetish this literally acting men been putting on dresses since acting began they didn’t even let women act at one point people think men in dresses is funny we not gonna act like Mrs Doubtfire wasn’t funny shit they even put Bugs Bunny in a dress 😭
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I think we look cute together I think we should try something
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@Lexiebrown Nigga said lock-in 😭😭😭😭😭
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@bomani_jones what would take longer? Explaining the difference between your and you're or him explaining the cross face zero?
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@courtsidekenny Most WNBA coaches suck the Aces are good because they have a NBA coach the too rough point guard is a thing for most WNBA guards Arike struggles Jewel Lloyd struggled KP and Jackie Young struggled WNBA spacing sucks but the Aces got a good coach who knows about space
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@Travonne Amin left ESPN?! We bout to get the real Amin 🤣
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They bought boost before the game
@Travonne
Travonne Edwards
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sliders up for white and horford bc boy ain’t no way
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@Ovrnundr This nigga make cotton picking sweatsuits and got the nerve lmao
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Men don’t want to be courted we just want to know if you want us to put are all into a lot of dudes be willing to do the most for a woman they like but gotta be cautious not to be used…women will say they like persistence but won’t tell which nigga to be persistent 🤣
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@itskayreion Men thinking they’re the ones being courted.
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@Steve_OS Idgaf about this is everybody gonna be playshots again and did they fix the modded controller situation because they made shooting ridiculous
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This bro
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@Travonne
Travonne Edwards
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bro look like he was built with a sand castle bucket
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