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@Knives_x
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2 years
it really is too easy @imESAM
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@Knives_x
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4 years
there's an average of 7 plague cases in the US each year. it's treatable with antibiotics. i can't stand fear inducing headlines.
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4 years
California's first plague case in 5 years is confirmed in South Lake Tahoe
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@Knives_x
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4 years
i want to address a brief experience i had with anti during evo 2017. i met up with him and his group of friends to go to a party. the group split up because people wanted to go get ready beforehand. i didnt know anyone else in the group so i just went with anti to wait for him
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6 years
LMAO BURGER KING PETTY AF
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@Knives_x
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5 years
people are so desperate to find reasons to hate mvd. yall sound like "i once sneezed and mvd said bless you instead of GOD bless you. smh lost all my respect."
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@Knives_x
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5 years
no one: evo:
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@Knives_x
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5 years
what makes it hurt more is the kid had already started popping off before he realized what happened
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4 years
normalize wearing masks after the pandemic so i don't have to hear "you should smile more" ever again
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5 years
i'm gonna tell my kids this was @MVD731
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@Knives_x
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5 years
WHO SENT MY BOYFRIEND 5 CASES OF MONSTER HE ALREADY HAS TOO MUCH ENERGY
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@Knives_x
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4 years
this is how i'm tryna be when pokemon snap comes out
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5 years
i guess i should explain that this is a 1v1 tie breaker to make it into semifinals i wasnt expecting to win because its 200cc and i NEVER practice 200cc. i was ranked 21 in vegas and tacocat was ranked 19, so he outranked me that's why i'm happy that i won
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5 years
pick up your trash pls
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@Knives_x
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4 years
people playing to win in a tournament? unheard of. ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ
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@Knives_x
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6 years
ya'll aren't woke enough to realize captain toad and toadette should have been echo fighters for ice climbers
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@Knives_x
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4 years
i want to give my perspective on this and it is gonna get deeply personal. my dad is in prison for life for sexually abusing a minor for 4 years. sexual abuse isnt a result of lewds or hentai. my dad was a controlling person. he used abuse to control the people around him.
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@Knives_x
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6 years
these things were always so fun
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5 years
i'm in a kotaku article 👀
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5 years
Mario Kart 8 player wins tiebreaker with clutch last-second green shell
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@Knives_x
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5 years
got that "lead singer in an all girl punk band" hair cut
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5 years
LET ME SEE WHAT YOU HAVE A KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@Knives_x
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5 years
DO. NOT. DISREGARD. THE NONRANKERS. I THINK I MADE SEMIS TODAY!!! MY FIRST SEMIS.
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4 years
you can see in these DMs that the last time they spoke before this was in 2019.
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5 years
isabelle says dont be racist or else
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4 years
racists love calling us snowflakes but the moment we say black lives matter they throw a hissy fit a widdo tempow tantwum 🥺
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@Knives_x
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5 years
caption this
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3 years
i asked @sleepykokiri how i should come out as asexual on twitter and she said
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2 years
me on my birthday when its my birthday today
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4 years
i can kick ur ass in mario kart maybe 🥺 👉👈
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4 years
some mario kart 101
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4 years
screaming WHERE AWR YEWWWW in blink 182s "i miss you" will never not be funny
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@Knives_x
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6 years
he didnt even realize it was me
@HugS86
HugS (not a landlord)
6 years
So I decided to go to Shake Shack for dinner just now. An employee asks "Are you HugS??" I smile and say "ya" Then she points to the door and goes "In n Out is that way"
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@Knives_x
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5 years
"mvd is so disrespectful towards other competitors" shut ur mouth
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2 years
i heard the @multiversus alpha comes out today! can i get a jinkies in the chat? who are u gonna main?! #multiversus
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@Knives_x
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7 years
me @ all of u
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5 years
some dude commented on my mario kart clip saying "i would never lose to a woman. goth d***" and i said "you would easily lose to any man, woman, or child" and he blocked me LOL
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5 years
when grandpa and grandma discover facetime
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4 years
mvd asked why anti was asking and now mvd is softblocked from anti's account. never receiving any clarification from anti. in my point of view, if you know you havent wronged someone, you wouldn't need to ask.
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4 years
mvd just ordered taco bell 4 times
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5 years
caption this @MVD731
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4 years
pls validate my quarantine bangs
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3 years
please be nice to me it is my birthday
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4 years
POV: ur the charmeleon i'm trying to knock into lava with my apples so i can get a good pic of charizard
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4 years
eventually blocked. he did briefly try to make amends but i never received a formal apology. today, anti messaged mvd (my roommate/someone anti KNOWS im close to) asking if theres anyone mad at him that he is unaware of. anti & mvd arent close and dont talk often so why ask him?
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4 years
a bop
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3 years
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5 years
ive never cursed in front of my mom and i regret to announce that her first time experiencing this is when i screamed FUCK YOUUUUUUU at mvd while playing jackbox on thanksgiving
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@Knives_x
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6 years
i'm retiring the thotty pose for my new spider pose
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6 years
i have officially Snapped
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@Knives_x
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4 years
but said i should kiss him before i left. i kissed him bc i didnt know if the situation would escalate or not if i refused. i walked out of the room, hurried to the elevator, and started crying. at some point that night, anti messaged me expressing his disappointment and i was
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5 years
the most infuriating part of not being ticklish is after when someones first attempt at tickling u has failed and they try to go in again WITH LIKE 10X THE AMOUNT OF FORCE and theyre like "haha u squirmed, ur ticklish" no u FOOL u just PIERCED MY RIBCAGE i was WRITHING in PAIN
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@Knives_x
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4 years
to get ready in his room. i sat and waited while he was showering. once he finished getting ready, he came out of the bathroom and i recall him touching my shoulder. i immediately figured he had the wrong idea and i came up with a lie to get out of his room. he knew i was lying
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5 years
scary monster under the bed caught on camera
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@Knives_x
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7 years
rt if you're not ashamed to have god on your timeline
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4 years
happy birthday stupidhead!!!!!!!
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5 years
i told mvd that the jonas brothers are old now and he called them the "jonas men"
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6 years
this is how detective pikachu should have been cast
@_AlexHirsch
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6 years
Excited to announce the Gravity Falls LIVE ACTION REBOOT starring Danny DeVito as Grunkle Stan, Danny DeVito as Dipper, Danny DeVito as Mabel, Danny DeVito as
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7 years
This image is blessed by @LocusSK
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5 years
i can't believe @MVD731 is a peach main now
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6 years
i just witnessed a girl accidentally bump into a trash can and apologize to it.
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4 years
how it started vs. how its going. cheese pull ft. @MVD731
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4 years
the biggest perk of being 5'2" is everyone looks at you from a perfect myspace angle
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3 years
i look like i could beat someone up
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4 years
makin boo-scuits
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@MVD731 ur mad bc u aint poppin off lately WASHED
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5 years
since people wanna get mad that i won against a kid, have this clip of me getting absolutely demolished. u happy now????
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4 years
only the real ones know
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6 years
GOOD MORNING EVERYONE DID YOU KNOW @Weezer BLESSED THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA?????
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2 years
when i was like 13 i got in trouble at church bc they were making all the teens wash eachothers feet but i refused to participate and i stopped believing in god
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@Knives_x
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4 years
ben schwartz beat us at mario kart.
@rejectedjokes
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@blumenfeld @egoraptor Guess again blooms.
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5 years
hes goin in @MVD731
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3 years
im in my joker era
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7 years
i accidentally kicked @PG_ESAM while we were sleeping and he woke up and said "pika" and went back to sleep
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4 years
ive drank hose water before, im not scared of the covid vaccine
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6 years
never let an anime profile pic tell u youre not cute
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5 years
i'm not letting @MVD731 stay at our house anymore every time he comes over he puts the a/c at 69 degrees as if hes payin the bills
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2 years
esports illustrated
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5 years
today, someone who isnt from my culture told me that the pastries from my culture aren't from my culture
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BEAR TOLD ME TO "HELP HIM FIND SOMETHING" AND "CHECK THE BOTTOM DRAWER" I'M DED
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4 years
im not claiming that i felt abused. this is just an example if anti being sleazy and its not just a big conspiracy that women dont like him.
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4 years
mvd bet that i didnt know luigis ballad so i recited the entire song for our group chat via voice call. i hope he has learned to never challenge me again.
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6 years
i took a huge risk & hopped on a bus to see what the future holds for @BearUNLV & me. 3 days later, i couldn't be happier with my decision. i'm sobbing on my way home bc i can't believe i scored someone so supportive, considerate, & GOOD all around. the bag is secured, yall.
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7 years
Ok locus just tried to money match 8 of us at Rock Paper Scissors for $1 each and he LOST $8 LMFAO
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5 years
when u lock down the perfect triple t spin
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6 years
toads entire body is shaped like a dick delete this
@ybbaaabby
abby russell
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Toad has No Dick Energy.
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@Knives_x
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2 years
i got new salt and pepper shakers. they are in love.
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3 years
feelin a lil funny
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5 years
just gonna say if u think abortions should be illegal then unfollow me real quick
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7 years
Eric gave me $20 to gamble and I'd say I did ok ty @PG_ESAM :3
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i used to work at an arcade that had smash tournaments and @MVD731 was my coworker. i didnt like him at first.
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3 years
lookin like grandma's kitchen floor
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