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Kit Crimes ⚽️

@KitCrimes

10 months

Is it because he's a goalkeeper?

FC Barcelona

@FCBarcelona

10 months

Ter Stegen wears the number 1 for a reason 🥇

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@KitCrimes

8 months

ITV get the goalless draw they deserve for selecting a match that should never have been considered for live broadcast.

Everton

@Everton

8 months

FT. It ends level at Selhurst. The replay is set to be played on w/c 15 January. #EmiratesFACup

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@KitCrimes

6 years

Hi Matthew, those sour grapes you’re eating are making you very bitter about England’s progress. 🇩🇪 Germany’s route to the 2002 final: Group stage: 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia 8-0 🇮🇪 Ireland 1-1 🇨🇲 Cameroon 2-0 🇵🇾 2nd round: Paraguay 1-0 🇺🇸 QF: USA 1-0 🇰🇷 SF: South Korea 1-0

Matthew Lindsay

@MattLindsayHT

6 years

No country in World Cup history has ever had an easier route to the World Cup semi-final than England at Russia 2018. They've had to overcome Tunisia (poor), Panama (pub team), Colombia (no James Rodriguez) and Sweden (ordinary) to get to the last four.

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@KitCrimes

2 years

Bayern Munich's new kit pays tribute to Swansea City winning the League Cup in 2012-13.

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@KitCrimes

5 months

#kitkarma

Atlético de Madrid

@atletienglish

5 months

Fulltime.

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@KitCrimes

2 years

Wimbledon have revealed their new 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗲 away shirt, which will come in handy when they can't wear their 𝗯𝗹𝘂𝗲 home shirt...

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@KitCrimes

2 years

Which is your favourite face? 😮😱😂😅🤔😬

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@KitCrimes

6 months

Do you remember the riots of 2010 when Joey Barton and fellow patriots took to the streets in faux outrage about the St George's cross in four different colours...

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@KitCrimes

2 months

Germany should be in black shorts, we all know this. UEFA are erasing decades of tradition. #GERDEN 🇩🇪🇩🇰

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@KitCrimes

2 years

Watford have a better Newcastle kit than Newcastle.

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@KitCrimes

2 years

Here's a rare thing, Derby played Barnsley today and neither had a shirt sponsor.

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@KitCrimes

1 month

Loving the use of the old club crests. More of this please.

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@KitCrimes

6 months

A victory for Wimbledon, for football and for mankind.

AFC Wimbledon

@AFCWimbledon

6 months

FULL-TIME ⏰ 1-0, GET IN THERE, TAKE IT! ✊ #AFCW 🟡🔵

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@KitCrimes

3 years

Long sleeves > long sleeves with base layer. #savelongsleeves

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@KitCrimes

5 years

Great stuff from West Ham, giving fans the choice of buying their new shirt without the sponsor (usually this option is reserved for kids' shirts). Now that West Ham have done it, other clubs have no excuse not to offer the same option. #WHUFC

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@KitCrimes

1 month

Great to hear Luton are keeping their home kit for a second season, wish more clubs did the same instead of exploiting their fans' dedication.

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@KitCrimes

2 years

Barcelona x Sheffield Wednesday 🤝

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@KitCrimes

6 years

When I’m running FIFA, and it’s only a matter of time, this will happen: ▪️All kits will be used for a minimum of two seasons ▪️Football shirts will cost no more than £50 ▪️Third kits banned (exceptions can be made in an emergency) ▪️Half-and-half scarfs also banned

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@KitCrimes

6 months

If you find yourself agreeing with 30p Lee, Farage and the diminutive Joey Barton then you've got a problem.

Telegraph Football

@TeleFootball

6 months

Lee Anderson and Nigel Farage among those to criticise Nike’s ‘playful update’ to the England flag #TelegraphFootball

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@KitCrimes

4 years

Best of the new Nike releases is Norway away.

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23 days

We have a new contender for worst shirt of the season: Hamilton away 🤢

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@KitCrimes

2 years

The new @MitreSports ball for the FA Cup is sensational.

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@KitCrimes

3 years

"Knows where the badge is." Tidy bit of shithousing this morning from @Boro , mocking Trippier for pointing at nothing last week.

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@KitCrimes

8 months

Middlesbrough, who have an all-red first-choice kit this season, tonight against Huddersfield chose to wear blue. Bonkers.

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@KitCrimes

2 years

Banner at Ipswich on Friday protesting against the absurd decision to showcase a black kit at home as the game was on Sky. Putting commercial interests ahead of identity, image and history. Thanks to @statto72 for the pic.

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@KitCrimes

2 years

See how good his longsleeve shirt looks compared to his mates wearing inferior short sleeves with a base layer.

Sheffield United

@SheffieldUnited

2 years

Pure emotion. Pure joy. 😍 Magic of the cup. ✨

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@KitCrimes

3 years

Fair play to these #SCO fans for clearing up some of the mess near Leicester Square. And full marks for wearing retro shirts. #ENGSCO

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@KitCrimes

28 days

Adidas' trefoil should be on these shirts too - the 'new' logo doesn't sit right alongside retro club badges.

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@KitCrimes

4 years

Nottingham Forest are so pleased to see Leeds United back in the Premier League that they're chosen Leeds colours for their away kit.

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@KitCrimes

4 years

@aaron1867 @wilfriedzaha @IanWright0 Congratulations on providing the day's most moronic take on the racism directed towards Zaha.

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@KitCrimes

6 years

Did it not cross anyone’s mind at @CambridgeUtdFC that the reason for the gap in the stripes is for the sponsor’s logo? Why on earth have they placed it so high!? 🤣🤣

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@KitCrimes

5 months

Came on as a sub when Man United were 3-0 up, VAR saved his team from an embarrassing defeat, didn't take a penalty, and this is how he reacts after after an extremely fortunate win. Horrible player. #Antony

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@KitCrimes

3 years

▫️Raheem Sterling celebrating ▫️Karen Carney in the background ▫️Two lads having a grapple on the canvas

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@KitCrimes

8 months

Lucky Rory. That's one of the worst sponsor logos in football.

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

8 months

15-year-old Rory Finneran couldn’t wear a sponsored shirt for Blackburn on his debut today as he's too young to vape 👀

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@KitCrimes

5 years

@benstokes38 @ChrisLupton220 #BoycottTheSun #DontBuyTheSun

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@KitCrimes

1 year

Liverpool next season, and Liverpool this season. Another gruelling day for the Nike designer...

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@KitCrimes

5 years

Against all the odds on a shoestring budget too...

Gary Neville

@GNev2

5 years

5 years and we’re in the Football League . Attack the Hell out of it @SalfordCityFC 🦁❤️

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@KitCrimes

2 years

The badge is sacrosanct, you don't replace it with a shape. Nice shirt, but what they've done with the badge is an insult to Everton fans.

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@KitCrimes

9 months

Chelsea have chosen not to wear their blue home kit today, so are wearing their blue away kit instead 🤷‍♂️

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@KitCrimes

2 years

Ipswich Town tonight wearing black at home against Derby County simply because they want to. What a farce. Derby don't come out of this sorry affair unscathed as they've also changed kit unnecessarily.

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@KitCrimes

6 months

There's going to be people raging because the new England away shirt... ... isn't red 🥱 ...or is same colour as Scotland 🥱 Ignore them. This is a quality piece of work. Love it. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@KitCrimes

2 months

Celebrating 20 years of consistently producing the dullest kits in football 👏

Milton Keynes Dons

@MKDonsFC

2 months

Introducing our 24/25 Home Kit, celebrating 2🔴 years at the heart of MK. Now available online and in-store. 🛍️

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@KitCrimes

4 years

As moronic, disgusting and embarrassing a kit decision we have seen. Arsenal shamefully in blue against Man City. #MCIARS

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@KitCrimes

3 years

What are Nike thinking with Portsmouth's third shirt? Why do the halves not meet in the middle? Shambles.

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@KitCrimes

5 years

People on here sometimes suggest a retro kit day, a once a season opportunity for clubs to wear one of their classics. Chelsea and Nike are today showing how it could be done. A simple idea executed superbly. #CHEFOR

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4 years

Sadness in his eyes, knows his mates are going to take the piss for having to model that horror show.

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@KitCrimes

4 years

Peter Schmeichel wants his goalkeeper shirt back from Bristol City.

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@KitCrimes

2 years

MASSIVE new shirt sponsor for Barnsley. Way too big and utterly hideous.

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@KitCrimes

2 years

England in orange at home against the Netherlands in white is absolute nonsense, even though it's only a friendly. #ENGNED

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@KitCrimes

4 years

Dear @EFL , is this a 12, 17, 72 or a 77? What a shambles.

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@KitCrimes

9 months

Piss poor from Everton, who usually wear blue whenever possible.

Dan Brown

@D4N_BR0WN

9 months

I don’t think ⁦ @KitCrimes ⁩ will be happy with this

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4 years

Just been sent this. To be fair, what a player Blank is for Celtic.

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@KitCrimes

2 years

Scott Brown with hair doesn't look right.

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@KitCrimes

1 year

Quirky one last night. Fin Cartwright made his Middlesbrough debut aged 16 years and 161 days (club's second youngest ever player) without the usual betting sponsor. Thanks to @Boroshirts for this one.

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@KitCrimes

6 years

New West Brom away/change kit hits the spot, a return to their traditional yellow and green colours and Puma have executed it brilliantly. Altering the colour of the sponsor’s logo makes all the difference. #WBA

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@KitCrimes

4 years

Happy Birthday to Steve McManaman, 49 today 🎈

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@KitCrimes

4 years

🚨 Double away kit klaxon, England and Denmark making a mockery of international football. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇩🇰 #ENGDEN

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@KitCrimes

4 years

New Everton home kit. A solid first effort from hummel, no major risks being taken, looks good.

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@KitCrimes

2 months

What the hell is going on at @BarnsleyFC ?! Wow! This is abysmal, truly one of the worst kits of all-time.

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@KitCrimes

3 years

What a celebration! 😂😂 #HUNFRA #HUN

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@KitCrimes

2 years

If you're going to wear that horror show kit then you get no sympathy. #RMAMCI

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@KitCrimes

6 months

No escaping the fact that the kit choices here make a mockery of the game: nothing more than a platform to encourage shirt sales. #ENGBEL 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇪

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@KitCrimes

1 year

Major downgrade, from Classic Shirts to a betting company with two logos.

Burnley FC

@BurnleyOfficial

1 year

We can confirm @w88football as our official shirt sponsor for the 2023/24 season 🤝

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@KitCrimes

6 years

It appears that @UnderArmourUK and Southampton have forgotten the fundamental basis for an away/third kit is to provide an alternative colour option to the home kit. Unbelievable.

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@KitCrimes

3 years

#savelongsleeves #FRA

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@KitCrimes

11 months

Should be immediately banned from all UEFA competitions until further notice.

Football on TNT Sports

@footballontnt

11 months

Man City's pre-game style has sparked some debate 👀😂 #UCL

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@KitCrimes

4 years

Just discovered these pics of Bobby Moore in his San Antonio Thunder kit in 1976 and now you should see them too. Sensational.

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@KitCrimes

4 years

Again Nike have produced a training shirt for England arguably better than the match shirt.

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@KitCrimes

6 months

Get back in the stand you gobshite.

HLTCO

@HLTCO

6 months

Yesterday, the Bundesliga’s bottom club Darmstadt lost 6-0 at home to Augsburg. At full-time, one of the club’s ultras went onto the pitch to address the players in front of the stand. They’re 12 points from safety with 10 games left to play.

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2 months

Was never a penalty tonight. No chance. Oh well. We'll call that karma for 1993. #NEDENG 🇳🇱🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@KitCrimes

6 months

Castore's quality shines through again... 😬

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@KitCrimes

6 years

Amusing to note that @FootyAccums have deleted their embarrassing tweet from last night about West Brom’s iconic away kit. Stick to what you know, which is encouraging people to burn money away gambling. If you missed it, here’s the crap @FootyAccums tweeted:

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@KitCrimes

3 years

Point made in Munich🏳️‍🌈 #GERHUN

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@KitCrimes

8 months

#kitkarma

Arsenal

@Arsenal

8 months

A disappointing day in west London.

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@KitCrimes

17 days

Forest pay tribute to Coventry City with their latest kit.

Nottingham Forest

@NFFC

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🩵🇧🇷

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@KitCrimes

3 years

There's a lot of love for this Finland kit, being worn at #EURO2020 today. #FINRUS

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@KitCrimes

6 years

See that @888sport have deleted their misjudged tweet from last night about West Brom’s brilliant away kit. Unfortunately for them, managed to get a screenshot of their offending tweet. Clearly the kid looking after their social media knows nothing about WBA’s history.

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@KitCrimes

3 years

1996: Agony 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2021: Ecstasy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@KitCrimes

4 years

Not impressed with the new @EFL numbers.

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@KitCrimes

4 years

The last three West Brom home/away kits: same supplier, same sponsor, same badge, same colours. #WBA Keep them for two years, save the fans some money, allow kits time to burn their way into the consciousness, don't bin really good designs (especially 2018-19) after 12 months.

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@KitCrimes

5 years

Premier League 2019-20.

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@KitCrimes

2 years

The sad demise of Barcelona: from a club which once refused shirt sponsorship, to one so strapped for cash they'll happily carry a pic of Drake's owl logo in #ElClasico .

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@KitCrimes

6 years

Mate. Take your scarf and fuck off.

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@KitCrimes

4 years

Football in the gutter, part 289: England in blue against Republic of Ireland in white. #ENGIRL

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@KitCrimes

5 years

Which clubs are keeping their kit (home, away or third) from last season? Need to give credit where it's due. Accrington Stanley will wear the same home kit for the third season in a row!

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@KitCrimes

4 years

Such an insufferable bellend, this fella.

Zlatan Ibrahimović

@Ibra_official

4 years

God and his students

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@KitCrimes

5 years

Pay £12.66 for the new Southend United shirt without a badge or £45 for one with it.

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@KitCrimes

3 months

Sorry folks, didn't get chance to tweet disgust at the ridiculous kit choices in the Germany v Hungary game yesterday. 🇩🇪🇭🇺 And I'm very suspicious of DFB/Adidas claiming it's their fastest-selling away shirt ever. Marketing bullshit.

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@KitCrimes

5 years

Finally @TrueColoursKits has created the wallpaper we've always wanted. Brilliant stuff.

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@KitCrimes

2 years

This is getting silly now. These were the socks of Viktor Johansson yesterday, Rotherham's keeper.

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@KitCrimes

5 years

That Stevenage kit then...Jesus Christ. The stripes are so narrow it'll look pink from afar. Bully would've loved it, but he's dead now and somewhat ironically was eaten in a Burger King restaurant.

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@KitCrimes

3 years

Haha @_DeclanRice 😂 🍻

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@KitCrimes

5 years

Great stuff from Huddersfield Town today, a free shirt to each of their fans who travelled to their game at Southampton. “A thank you for your amazing support,” they said. Suspect these were unsold stock, and it will not have cost much, but still a grand gesture. #SOUHUD

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@KitCrimes

3 years

Well done @officialgtfc . In response to The Super League bollocks, they're holding a shirt amnesty - hand in your shirt from one of the money-hungry wankers for a Grimsby shirt. 👉

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@KitCrimes

4 years

For the away kit, Nike have given Portugal a kids t-shirt from Primark.

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@KitCrimes

1 year

Wonder if this moment will end up on his GoPro? Mind, nobody wants to see Milton Keynes winning. Ever.

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@KitCrimes

6 years

Name a Twitter account that encourages gambling and knows fuck all about football kits. Spoiler: The answer is @FootyAccums

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@KitCrimes

3 years

Let this be a lesson to anyone old enough to tie their own shoelaces: stop begging for shirts.

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@KitCrimes

1 month

Love this one! Brilliant shirt by Hummel for @Eskisehirspor . 👉 Available here:

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@KitCrimes

2 years

Class by Jack Grealish, after scoring he did the celebration he promised this young fan ⬇️

Premier League

@premierleague

2 years

"It is my dream to meet you in real life. Imagine meeting your idol." @ManCity mad Finlay wrote an emotional letter to his favourite player and hero, @JackGrealish . What followed was a moment he'll never forget.

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