Ba Bila🇨🇲 @King_Of_Nerds1 Twitter profile

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 months

As Cameroonians, "we have done so much for so long with so little, we are now qualified to do anything with nothing."

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

If you think this is not a red, you are delusional. Guy was 2 seconds away from being crippled.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Your twitter bio is not a CV! Your twitter bio is not a CV! Your twitter bio is not a CV! Your twitter bio is not a CV! Your twitter bio is not a CV! Your twitter bio is not a CV! Your twitter bio is not a CV! Your twitter bio is not a CV! Your twitter bio is not a CV!

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

@AugustFlare @ThandekaMdlul10 Bruh, I got angry at myself for watching this. They should have just made another superman movie.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

The kind of power Paul Biya has should be studied.😂😂

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Me: How much is that? Vendor: 25,000f. Me: Won't 10,000f work? Vendor: Gi money. Me in my head: This man don cheat me.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Quit trying to be masculine. Men and women are not equal. Wanting to be valued and respected, and pushing to be another man in the relationship are not the same thing.

Lesh 👸🏽❤

@LadyLionSA

2 years

Majita.. 😊👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

List of common taxes in Cameroon and their rates. (THREAD) Corporation tax 33% - Value added tax 19.25% - Personal income tax 16.5% - Registration of contracts/debts 5% of value of contract/debt. - Land and property tax 1% of annual market value.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

People are losing their retirement benefits in Cameroon, man! You'll work for 40+ years, retire and have to spend another 5 to 7 years chasing your benefits. Then losing more than 50% of it to bureaucracy and corrupt officials. What is this hell we are in?

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Vendor: 25k Me: I have 7k Vendor: Give money. Me in my head: Di man don cheat me.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

We don't even vote so, jokes on you.

Official_Prophet_Ikuku

@Zyyon_

3 years

Dear Cameroonians trolling me cus of this tweet after super eagles lost, you might troll me but you've never celebrated the joy of electing a new democratic president 😒😒

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

7 professionals you should have in your life, or at least have access to. 1). Doctor/medical practitioner. 2). A lawyer. 3). An accountant. 4). A politician. 5). A banker/finance expert/financial manager. 6). A Streets savvy person. 7). Cybersecurity expert.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Even the light at the end of the tunnel, Eneo don cut am.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

Dudes at the club shouting "Je ne suis pas dans les way des Njoh" but not paying for their own drinks.😂😂😂😂

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

My love language is bla bla bla. I love receiving gifts. I love words of affirmation. You love receiving gifts but never gives any. You don't encourage, appreciate, or complement anyone. So, you don't speak your own love languages? Thief. Undercover Prostitute.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

UK: Cook US: Chef. Cameroon: Chef cooker. 🤦🏿‍♂️

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Dear Kumba people, That thing is Kerosene. Not Krezeen. I come in peace.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Get angry all you want. The fact is, in the real sense of it, men are only loved for what they represent/provide. Normally, John Doe yi head no correct, but most of you vexed by him will leave your men if they go broke. Even your dads, you only think of them when in need.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

STROMAE is an artist from the soul of his soul.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

I think we need to form an association of first borns, where we just meet twice a year and cry. Because, why am I paying all these family bills?

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Cameroonian youths need to forget the presidency for now and focus on first getting themselves into positions of policymaking lawmaking. We need young parliamentarians and Senators. It should start in our constituency.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

Buttocks picture: 17k likes. Breast, cleavages, and clavicles picture: 9.8k likes. Post of your intelligent thoughts: 7 likes. In-depth analysis and discourse of life changing ideas: 1 like. Make the conclusions for yourself. This world is not my home. #KingOfNerds

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

So, in @Cameroon , I have to wait more than a year for the original of my identity card? A basic document I need everyday. But somehow a passport is available within 48hours and won't even be accepted locally as identification.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

11 months

If Cameroonians let Paul Biya run for president again in 2025, then we deserve everything that we've been getting.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

61 tweets and 58 are pictures. Sister, sister... Please go to Instagram.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

"My future husband must be this... My future husband must be that." Bold of you to assume that there's a man out there for you.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

A fat man is a fat man, but a fat woman is one that needs to be accepted and loved, otherwise, it's body shaming. Whatever is in this weed is winning.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

I could really use that igbo and shayo that Burna Boy talked about.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

I am healthy. I am debt free. My conscience is clean. I hold no grudge. Roof over my head. Cloth on my back. Food in my pot. Some money in my account. Almighty God, I am grateful.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

Guys will hang out for hours drinking and cruising, then separate with "bro, we go catch." No names, no contact, no detail. Best part is, they will actually catch, repeat the process like 3 or 4 more times before even knowing each other's names. I love my gender.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Smoke your weed, party hard, chase no dreams. Don't do anything productive. Just live your life. Be wayward. We need people to roast corn, plantains and plums for us.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

@Jamisko_ I just lost my focus focussing on this gorgeousness.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Hear me out! If we are dating. Like we're in love. As in we're a ting. You are my baby. You are legally and medically required to send me a minimum of 25 pictures of your fine self weekly. Fill my gallery. I don't care if we live together. SEND ME PICTURES OF YOU!

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

I met this lady in August 2021 at the height of my shit. On top of dealing with a nasty heartbreak, I had just lost a 6mil francs investment. My kid brother was facing an 8years jail term. I was Stressed, angry, frustrated, under pressure, unsure of what I was doing with my life.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

@hazfcb_ "How hard is it to find space?"

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

@iamborisandreev @LFCTransfersUK "Trust me, bro."😂😂

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

With this hand do I labour, that me and mine may never lack.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

If you die today, people will post you on one slide of their story, and post memes or advertise business on the next. You are not that important. Live for yourself.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Dear Cameroon... Why do I have to wait 2 to 3 business days days for money to leave NFC bank to UBA bank?

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

"Coming back home to me." They don do small thing for your head? Or na homelessness and destress don show?

Lana's Uppity Child 🎶🤎✨

@ModesteSirri

1 year

He texted me from the office, said he was having a tough day but he'll get back home to me soon 🥺

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

"If I were Annie, I'd leave Tuface." From someone who just gave her boyfriend the 48th second chance this year.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

I have the responsibility to be a good man. Not a nice man.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

Blanche Bailly just wasted Joeboy like that. Because what is that song?

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

All small girl them for Limbe na Mami boy. They born for this town na by presidential decree or how?

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Good morning, 237Twitter. Finally got to @Tee_of_life . She's alright. Going through some Personal issues that will be duly "HANDLED." She sends her thanks. Thank you guys for that swift response. @KingJt07 , your place dey. That said, Tee and God are forgiving. I'm NOT.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

Fhish was a genius by the way. Continue resting, King.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

11 months

Men are this, men are that. I hate men. Men don't deserve this. Men don't deserve that. 3 baby daddies though?

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Nobody's daughter gon be needing your son's weak ass 2k anyways.

👑KING OF BUEA👑

@theo_swagg

2 years

y’all teach your daughters to get a job cuz My son won’t be sending anybody urgent 2k

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Pretty on the outside. Fabulous smile. But you're dying inside. You're losing your damn mind. And nobody cares. Let me be your listening and helping friend from across the web. Reach out. I got you.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

God saw my inner struggles this week and gave me Omah Lay.🙌🏿

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Dad once said "As a man. If somebody asks you for 100frs, Send them exactly 100frs. Even If you have 10,000,000frs that has no use, send them exactly what they asked for." And that was a lesson in financial discipline and healthy wickedness.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

How do you reach the point of wearing matching outfit with a man to church, then reject his proposal in front of the congregation? Why get to that point?😂😂😂

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

11 months

If you have a criminal case and your lawyer graduated in Cameroon anytime between 2010 and now, best believe you're going to jail. All lawyers from UB have turned to house agents.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

This is not Facebook. Stop tagging people on your photo tweets. We don't know you, and we actually don't care like that.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

A text without an emoji suddenly feels like a threat. "Don't worry, I'll find you." Is definitely a different text from "Don't worry, I'll find you.😂😊🥰"

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

Sent grandma 100k and this woman sent 80k back, then called and said I should add it and get married. That that's her contribution.😂😂 That she will use the 20k to buy her dress for the wedding. I almost cried. She's still raising me after all these years yo.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

As my girlfriend! As my babe! As the Love of My Life! When I say send me a selfie, I expect at least 193 of them.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

This is by far one of my favorite chats with this man.

JabulaniSocials

@JayRSocials

1 year

quote this with a conversation with your parent

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

In a town like #Buea with Cholera outbreak, there's not been running water for 5days. #Cameroon is a joke. Governance by advice and words. No real concern for public welfare whatsoever. Wash your hands. Wash your hands. With which water?

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

11 months

You're shaking your ugly ass back on the Internet to promote your dreadful music and have the courage to call my life miserable. This audacity is wild.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Dear #237twitter , I tweeted 7 professionals one should at least have access to and noticed that most of us don't have those. How about today, we quote/reply to this with our professions? That way we who cannot afford them privately (yet) can know who to contact in case of need.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

"I'm in my soft girl era." Translation: "I'm going to be a hoe for the foreseeable future. I might stop around 30, I might not. I might also go pro."

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

9 months

"My husband/wife won't like that" is a very valid excuse and such a powerful statement.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

9 months

"My personality on social media is not my personality in real life." STFU, foo. You's a loud nasty ass, empty headed person through and through.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

So, a bag of flour went from XAF18000 straight to XAF26000. That's a 45% hike. We are finally paying for that #TotalEnergiesAFCON2021

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Discovered a book Café 1.6km from where I live. God really loves me.🥺🥰

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

I personally think that military service, or some type of public service should be mandatory in Cameroon after graduation. It will help the discipline and professionalism of these half baked graduates.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

A girl once asked me to be honest and tell her why men don't love her for long. I told her she radiates a significant lack of self love, immense dark negativity, bitterness, and thinks she is the prize when in effect she isn't. She hasn't texted me since.😂

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Setting up your camera in the morning to go and lay back down to pretend you're just waking up should be a symptom of some sort of mental disorder.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Am I the only man who has never sat next to a beautiful woman while traveling?

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

@1ml3e @DaveOCKOP He was called to the national team and he he declined, stating that he would like to use the break to adjust to life in Liverpool, or something like that. Koeman didn't like that he skipped national duties, so, he went on air and cooked him.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Most of you are trashing the "fix him" idea here on twitter while looking for spare parts for your men offline. Double standards, but if I talk ei go be say Bila get bad mop.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

The bitterness that young women carry. You are 22 and carrying so much pain and hurt and bitterness towards men. What kind of men are y'all out here meeting?

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

So, my undergrad supervisor reached out with news that my undergrad research has been pear reviewed and approved for publication. I didn't even know he sent it in. Says it was too good to be left on the shelves in school. 4th publication coming up yo. This year is lit!

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

8 months

Today may be the last day you see someone. Be kind. Be gentle, be graceful, be forgiving. Make memories and enjoy life. Don't take yourself too seriously.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

We can talk and laugh here, but you cross the line the moment you come to my DM to insult me over a tweet. Say whatever you want on the timeline and leave it there. People are far easier to find than you think. If you have the not so bright idea to do this, please don't.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

You have 31 tweets since May 2021 and your bio reads "influencer and promoter." What exactly are you promoting and influencing?

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

At the slightest sight of inconvenience, you jump ship. Explains how you're 21 with 64 exes. No sense of commitment whatsoever.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Only in Cameroon will you hear that a minister went to inaugurate an ATM. Sometimes, it's incredibly hard to introduce yourself as a Cameroonian.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

My Twitter Interaction Circle Generate yours at ⠀

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Rice should be classified as a light snack. Y'all get filled from eating rice?

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Un-following and following me won't get me to follow you back. I've seen your profile. Your content is abhorrent, small minded, excruciatingly vulgar and is not something I want on my feed. Rest.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

The government is this and that. You left a bin right before you and dropped banana peel on the road. Na government do that one?

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Hear me out!!!! Date night, but we order takeout and drive around aimlessly while eating, vibbing to all our favourite music, and talking about all the things we will achieve together.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

17 failed relationships at 24? No, hunie, you don't need a man. You need therapy.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Ugly people and back and white pictures:

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Your girl liking your flirtatious comment under another girls tweet so that you know she has seen your buffoonery and it's on when you get home.😂😂

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

😅😅😅😅😅 @naise_solii , in court, this is called leading the witness.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Stop starting relationships with sekks.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

11 months

Cameroonian rappers keep dropping "I'm a better rapper than you" tracks with no actual raps to show for it.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Sense of humor is a very important thing in a relationship.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Twitting it into existence again: A lot of great things will happen in two years.🤞🏿🙌🏿

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Sapiosexual on the internet, 1.8GPA boyfriend in real life. Who are you deceiving?

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

If you went into a coma today, who will sit by your hospital bed? Call them and let them know you are grateful for them. If you can, hug them everyday before you leave the house.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

10 months

Person: Bila, find me something make I hold skin nor pa? Me, sends 20k. Few moments later; Person: Di man you no send charges? Na me fuck up.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

You'll think getting a girl's number is hard until you have to get her to text back or take your call. Man them be texting. "Good morning, beautiful" back to back for 3 months and getting aired. 😂😂

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Every Media player volume maxes at 100. Except this mf.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

3 years

One onion for 100f. Because I want fry egg? I beg gettout.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

11 months

I agree with Chimamanda. Men have for far too long put women in a position to be the only ones who get pregnant and bear children. It's time they got pregnant too. As we're all moving mad.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

2 years

Looks like I'm the only one with a balanced inner cycle. If you are in the innermost cycle, drop your momo number. I will also drop mine so that we can both have each other's. Just in case.

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Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Okay. I want to give out two copies of this book. Comment your location and I'll randomly select two beneficiaries.

Ba Bila🇨🇲

@King_Of_Nerds1

1 year

Rereading for the 17th time... Because why not?

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