Mamma Mia! Eat at my restaurant Uncle Pete’s Pizza Pit! And come check out my cult themed country club! I’m an Aztec god, CEO, and The Uncle of Flarp. (Parody)
From Pizza Pit.
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Least favorite type of twitter user, fr just soft-core porn bate for likes. There is so many kids on here as well so this is just unacceptable behavior.
The sad truth about being in flarp is that unless you are a popular skin or a new skin, it’s very hard to make it. I’ve been struggling for 600 followers since 2023.
some of you guys are fucking freaks. I’m so close to not even blurring the names because this is to fucking gross you stupid degenerate losers. I hope that some of you that act like this realize that you were born for a purpose and you are wasting it. It is not normal do this.
List of my opinions that flarp people might hate:
• Raven Team Leader isn’t “silly” or “cute.”
• I don’t like “:3”
• I don’t like
#meowskullsfeetfreaks
And that’s it.
Hey guys! I know that you all have been doing good for me with all the recent sacrifices in my name and stuff so I thought I’d give back like a cool god! If you want this weapon wrap just make a comment and in some amount of hours from now I will announce the winner! Stay saucy!
Oh, you think you can just become a flarp account? You think you can just act out a character? Huh? NO, YOU CANT. YOU HAVE TO MAKE VIDEOS, ART, AND OCCASIONAL GOOD LOOKING FORTOGRAPHY. AND THEN, AND ONLY THEN WILL YOU GET A SLIGHT AMOUNT OF ATTENTION. WELCOME TO HELL BUDDY.
NEW CONSTELLATION TEASERS 👀
Similar ones were used for the Chapter 5 - Season 2 Battle Pass, and these ones are probably used for the Greek summer event 🔥
(via
@FN_Assist
)
S-S-S-S SIX HUNDRED BIG ONES‼️‼️‼️ SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE, THATS SIX HUNDRED PEOPLE THAT WANT TO LISTEN TO MY NONSENSE‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ thank you guys. (Large pizza eating will happen later tonight. Maybe)
Ok. I just thought I’d say this to get it out of the way. I in no way shape or form follow beliefs with Hothouse. He is an evil man and I’ve never liked him. He betrayed my family and now he’s doing this? He’s a real piece of work. I’m planning on stopping him soon.
“What kind of man talks to the IO?”
*silence*
“A crippled little default., What a reputation to leave behind.”
“Is that how you want to be remembered?”
*silence*
“Last chance to look at me Guaco.”
*Taco Time song*
“AAAAHHH!”
*Fire alarm*
“If you try to interfere, this becomes a much simpler matter.
I will eliminate your duo partner, I will destroy your skybase, I will shoot you while you are emoting.”
Hey guys! I know that you all have been doing good for me with all the recent sacrifices in my name and stuff so I thought I’d give back like a cool god! If you want this weapon wrap just make a comment and in some amount of hours from now I will announce the winner! Stay saucy!