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2 years

English student only, what's the past tense of speed 🙄.

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Can $1M burn your NYSC Certifi.........

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Who run pass?

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1 year

@Lillian_dt Another pickup line secured.

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2 years

If you are good in English, begin a sentence with "or".

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How do you politely tell someone his/her mouth is smelling abeg?

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What's the correct English for "Omo"

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3 years

You become Daniel Regha

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3 years

After studying philosophy for 4 yrs what next?

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I already hate the boy that will date my daughter💀.

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2 years

When iPhone users want to send media and you tell them Xender.

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1 year

@MrBlackOG The mystery behind black people having this dog is because the cost of living is not expensive.. nothing this dog no dey chop just give am indomie or eba with okro.

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Which one is worse bad breath or body odour?

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I and my mom be laughing nowadays like she didn't try to beat me to death when I was a kid.

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One question I can never answer confidently... "What is today's date?"

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Give us this day, the whole bakery.

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Forget break up ever came to know your friends have an another group chat with same members except you.

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Smallie. Beards

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Another Monday to look very serious and walk very fast.

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Your third @ will describe you in one word.

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The reason why many of you're still single is because you can't even spell gorjoeous.

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He better not be doing what I'm thinking 🤧😂😂.

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Mention on thing that makes your heart beat faster?

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I hate lying to my parents but it's for their own good.

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1 year

@Wizarab10 The remaining four people……. Should just begin intense fasting and prayer.

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@MaryPearl_ @Wizarab10 If you ever need a hand.

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Sorry I didn't text you back I was pretending I didn't see it and I ended up actually forgetting 😔.

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1 year

@Wizarab10 My brother if you want to run. This is how you run.

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2 years

everything is 10x funnier when you're not supposed to laugh.

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Putting perfume as I go to bed in case there is any event to attend in the dream😌

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A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame 👽.

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The 'D' in Nigeria stands for DEVELOPMENT.

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Can’t believe I hurried to become an adult. Mumu me.

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I can't speak English fluently doesn't mean I can't advise you... No matter what your father has done to you forgive her, she's your mother.

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Some people will never like you cause your spirit irritates their demons.

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Once bitten, bite your own back Be assertive.

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This morning I tried to separate my neighbor fighting with his wife and I mistakenly entered their kitchen to prepare breakfast 😔.

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@jollofboygram @DanielRegha @abbietayo Daniel still wear this Ankara.

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Name a scam worst than "Just asking for a friend"

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@Oloyedey4u @King_David165

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You have three matchsticks. How do you Convert them into a number 6?.

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Please if you're arguing loudly on your phone in public, please put it on loudspeaker. I need to hear both side of the story 🥺.

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Eminem Emi lo kan

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Jesus: one of you is going to betray me Judas:

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Sending lolz is understandable imagine someone saying it to you 😂.

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That awkward moment when you realize people are laughing at you, not with you.

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GIVE UP SOCIAL MEDIA OR EAT THE SAME DINNER FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?

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Have you ever had the urge to tell someone to shut up even when they aren't talking 🥲.

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You know you're the ugliest when you get handed the camera everytime they take a group photo.

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Such irony, I was listening to ‘stay’ when she left💔

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8 months

@sanaamarieee I just be like thanks for the $50. You can keep that mint though

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2 years

Mood: I want to skydive without parachute 🥺

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@SolomonSesugh4 @DooshDennis Werey 😂

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@Oloyedey4u ❤️

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Adulthood will make you want to know God yourself. There are certain challenges you will face as an adult that will make you say, "No I need God for this, I can't do it. You will realize that if God doesn't come through for you, there's no way you will survive.

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Another Monday to motivate you guys I started my police station as thief. Believe and do better✊🏽

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Once you've collected don't come again Me:

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Doctor:. Watch the way you eat Me:

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@yabaleftonline Ruger pity that remaining eye now…. He should better be careful.

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Study tip in Nigeria: Stand up, Stretch, take a walk. Go to the airport, get on a plane, never return 😎. #EndASUUStrike .

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When you switch off the light, the light goes on, when you switch it on, it goes off, that's to tell you that when you wear a shoe and see the cloud before asking whether to pour tomato juice by just asking a question, you might just see your messiah "woo give up".

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@Grachidex @King_David165

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Me looking for the perfect song that will match the energy of chores I'm about to do.

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@TheMahleek “I can tell she’s feeling the pressure”

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@Oloyedey4u ❤️

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Are you in a talking Stage or he/she is awaiting result?

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Nigeria mosquito's will not just suck blood and go they will sing there occultic song first.

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Eyin to laye boxer no even dey size person again 😔.

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@Wizarab10 Something that femi will do without any surgery

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Who hate you doesn't really matter but who loves you does. "Not everyone think you're a big deal" When you find someone who truly loves pay more attention to them.

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What is one thing that became more clear as you got older?

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@nikkyville @drpenking Had to leave my sick babe in the hospital to witness this cooking.

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@Grachidex @King_David165 ifb

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Glad I don’t have to rely on motivation to do some things, because they’ll never be done.

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Please we are all going through a lot don't come and put your a lot on my a lot 😒.

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I’m sorry I can’t take you seriously If you believe in Zodiac Signs😂😂 What’s your sign ko? I’m full of signs and wonders😌.

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Getting 0 likes on a tweet means I had a thought so original that no one could relate 🥲.

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@Irunnia_ @yabaleftonline 😂😂😂

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Another morning to remind you. What will be, be will Stay motivated.

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If God is for you, I just pity who dey against you.

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Today is the happiest day of my life. I saw myself on TV when I switched it off.

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I post “chats cleared”. Resend last messages. My ex come resend where she serve me breakfast💔 😔😭

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@symplyDAPO 💙

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Nigerians tends to take their lives very serious on Mondays, then take their life unserious on Friday.

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2 years

When the lecturer walks up to you during an exam and looks at your paper then shouts out " guys please make sure you read the question carefully"

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1 year

@anjolao3 @bobby_turner1 Wdym it’s not that deep?.

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2 years

Good morning Dear Helper, Until I die abi?

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@Phundon3 @mo_neeeaaa 👜

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Once I come out of this a lot wey I dey go through. Omo I go wicked like 😠.

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@ariaartizte Medium ugly girls >>>

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2 years

As you enter this new week, go with this consciousness that Men, systems, structures and every other thing might fail you, except the love of God. Go with this consciousness.

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Many unplanned marriages today, but who are we to question, make the food Sha sweet Ni Koko.

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Dear God, I and the person reading this are ready, blow the trumpet today 🙏🙏🙏.

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Isn't it funny how all trust goes away When you're looking for the remote "Are you sitting on the remote - "No" "Stand up" 😂

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One of the strategic tools the devil uses is depression, when you feel depressed you become 'silent' he's assignment is to make you silent. In this kingdom we reign by words, speak! Your words carry power.

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@PrincessUkoko Okay you're right . "but 16k spag on a first date" At least since it's the first date they be should some sense of etiquette now.

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