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omoge.

@KhloeUmoh

2 years

As I dey see myself like this, anything outside doingz no concern me o.

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

‘Do you need me to send you on a vacation’ is how I would like to be comforted going forward.

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1 year

Law Roach reveals Zendaya’s reaction to his retirement: “She called and said, ‘Girl, I thought we make big decisions together.’ She, of course, supported me. She's like, ‘do you need me to send you on a vacation? Like tell me what you're going through.’”

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

This is the most convincing argument in favor of pregnancy I have ever seen.

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1 year

You’re Welcome. 🖤

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

People died for women to be able to go to school. People died for women to drive cars. People died for women to live without being married. People died for women to be married and not have children. Guard your autonomy jealously. It did not come cheap.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 months

My mother has taught me that ‘love is showing up’, and I hold on to that lesson with all my strength. Love reminds you that it’s there. It makes space, it makes time, it honors, it forgives, it respects, it corrects, it serves. Love is an action word - it requires doing.

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@KhloeUmoh

4 months

Lately I’ve been reminding myself that people - my friends, family members, my colleagues, myself - are human beings. They are supposed to be complex, annoying, layered, and products of their unique circumstances. This has significantly reduced the friction in my -

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@KhloeUmoh

4 months

I believe in sitting with sadness and anger in the same way I sit with joy. I don’t like ‘moving on’ quickly just because negative emotions are stressful. I want to stay there and ask questions and more importantly, ensure that the cause is addressed and happens less.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

This time last year, I was fighting for my life. Today, I’m fighting for my life, however, there’s a significant change in the quality of the fight and the quality of the life I’m fighting for.

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@KhloeUmoh

18 days

There is much evil in the world, but there is also rice and beans with chicken stew and plantain.

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@KhloeUmoh

6 months

Big S/O to Flo for being right 90% of the time. Won’t get the premium but I appreciate the effort. 🫶🏾

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@KhloeUmoh

2 months

Advocating for women??? Even if it’s 3am, wake me.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

I genuinely think that women should complain more. Express your discomfort loudly and continuously until it’s addressed. Don’t allow yourself to endure unnecessary stress because you’re trying to be ‘chill’. Open your mouth and complain about whatever is making you uncomfortable.

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@KhloeUmoh

10 months

A woman returned from a psychiatric hospital where she was admitted for manic depression. Her husband never visited her once. When she went home to take her things and move in with her aged mother and primary caregiver, her husband asked her ‘if you leave, how will I eat?’

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@KhloeUmoh

7 months

‘You do not know how fast you have been running, how hard you have been working, how truly exhausted you are, until someone stands behind you and says, "It's OK, you can fall down now. I'll catch you".’ - The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo

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7 months

What's your favourite quote from a book?

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

One of the most awkward Nigerianisms for me is asking people to ‘join me’ when I’m eating. I don’t want to ask and I don’t want to be joined, plis.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

A happening babe.

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@KhloeUmoh

10 months

I’m pleased to share that I got admitted to the University of Oxford to pursue an MBA as a recipient of a SAÏD Foundation Scholarship AND the MasterCard-AfOx Scholarship. Grateful to have also been offered admission and a generous bursary from Cambridge Judge Business School.

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@KhloeUmoh

8 months

My theory is that the quality of your life is improved when the little things that make up your day-to-day are pleasurable. Good coffee, nice clothes, nice pots and pans, great sleep, etc., all compound to make you that much happier.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Gave my hair to my stylist to dye. Just called him and he said ‘I’ve finished with your hair. No be the color wey you choose but the color fine.’ Brethren.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

I hope it’s album release o.

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@KhloeUmoh

3 years

This is my favorite flex of 2020.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Waiter, abeg give me Moët et Chandon. You don’t have Moët et Chandon? Ah ah no be Moët et Chandon you just give that table?

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

The way I scroll past any personal posts is even hilarious to me. I don’t want to see your scented candle, Ijeoma, they are trying to steal Nigeria’s future.

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@KhloeUmoh

3 years

22 in ‘21 because I stay one step ahead.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Best Graduating Student, Department of Sociology ✨✨✨✨✨

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@KhloeUmoh

6 months

Very little water was involved in the making of this park.

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@yourfreshbread

6 months

A new water park in Lagos 😍🥳🥳

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

Dear Edidiong, Congratulations!!!!❤️❤️

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Left my room a mess and came back and met it that way. Need a husband.

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@KhloeUmoh

3 years

I’m actually incapable of beef. After two hours, I’m not mad anymore plis, I miss you.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Some of you need to sign NDAs with yourselves. Remain small of your gist for yourself. 😭😭

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

This fit >>>>>

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

A Mega Superstar.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Na like this I fine today.

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

Look at my pretty elephant mug!!

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@KhloeUmoh

1 month

You don’t understand, I can’t leave Twitter because I don’t know where else I’d see things like this, okay?😂

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1 month

Help! Eba dey kill cats?

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@KhloeUmoh

2 months

Ask people (partners, preachers, new friends) what they think about things like abortion, menstruation, single women in their 30s, women with children in the workplace, etc. You might be disappointed by the answers but at least now you know.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

The theme is ‘Resort Wear’.

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@KhloeUmoh

5 years

Can I be your man? I want to give you money — You can give me money, can’t really read the other stuff right now, I’m in a noisy place.

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@KhloeUmoh

3 years

Man, look at how I bodied that.

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

Sitting on top like I’m raised to power. 🙏🏾

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

The sun reporting for duty ✨

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

This dress is so perfect.

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

Buttercup.

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@KhloeUmoh

3 years

I love rich people so much. I just be looking at their posts like ‘eh ehnn, which one is this one again?’

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@omowo

3 years

Best Pairing IMO

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

I sabi road na why goodness and mercy dey follow me.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

There’s a babe sitting by me at this wedding and I just want to say ‘babes deyyyyyyyy!!’

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@KhloeUmoh

3 years

I want soft love. Not the one that will be making me think, or making me wonder if this is how things are supposed to be.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

If na only this beauty I do today, e do.

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

Yesterday I saw a skit with a man flogging a lady for dressing in a way he thought was objectionable. People were in the quotes laughing but I need us to understand how dangerous ANY narrative of that sort is. We must take every threat to autonomy very seriously.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Blue is the warmest color.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Thread of my favorite pictures from my sister’s wedding ✨✨✨

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Good morning this morning.

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@KhloeUmoh

4 years

‘I can’t believe you still collect money from your parents’ Ask the Lord to help your unbelief. 🙏🏾

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

My mother’s daughters.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 months

I feel like as a people we should be making more videos of each other. How can you and your friends dress up and go out and at the end of the day, there’s no candid or planned footage?? I mean, it’s provocative. You and your friends should record each other more.

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@KhloeUmoh

3 years

I really wept because of acne lmao. I sat in my room and just cried. My dad sent me to the dermatologist, got there and couldn’t even look in her face. My head was bowed the entire consultation. If you’re struggling with acne, I wish you strength; so much strength.

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@KhloeUmoh

3 years

That child that was making eba in the morning was on to something. What is the difference between Eba and cornflakes?? I’ll tell you, colonialism.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

In a recent interview, Asake talked about how these days everyone just loves him no matter what. Those jeans were an experiment to prove a point and he’s right. My boy is a scientist.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Good morning. ✨✨

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@KhloeUmoh

3 years

Own goal because she’s linking everyone and still won’t link you.

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@Lolade4PF

3 years

“You’re lucky if we link” - a woman that be everywhere linking everyone

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

Her. ✨

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@KhloeUmoh

3 years

I’ve always wanted to wear these colors together.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

I sabi say I fine but una no tell me say I fine reach like this.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Borrowed my dad’s suitcase for this trip and I like it so much. I hope he finds something similar when he goes to buy his own.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Wedding guest-ing.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

KBaby no go minus.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

An abusive person being nice doesn’t make them ‘less abusive’. Niceness doesn’t cancel out abuse, it only complicates it. It complicates it because it makes it easier for the victim and other people to justify ignoring or enduring the abuse.

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

We dey roll dice, na God dey bring double six. 🙏🏾

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@KhloeUmoh

3 months

I really really really like the concept of community. Doing life together?? Count me in.

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@KhloeUmoh

3 months

No competition.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

KBaby Baddest 🤩

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

New day, new beauty.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

The theme is goddess so I’m just being myself.

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@KhloeUmoh

9 months

Nothing is too good for you. Absolutely nothing. You are so worthy, so so worthy.

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

24, can you do a lil rich flex for me?

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@KhloeUmoh

3 years

Honestly, picking [large amounts of] money off the floor has no downside. Whether I turn to yam or not, my troubles are over. Some might even say that there’s more to be gained by turning to yam. Yam doesn’t pay rent, it only makes people happy.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Hello.

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

I fine sotey I put am for CV.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Out of office. If found, put a glass of whiskey in my hand. 🙏🏾

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Something I enjoy inordinately is lying down. I always feel better when I lie down.

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

Please find attached this beauty 🤌🏾✨

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Always in awe of my beauty.

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@KhloeUmoh

10 months

Quick selfie for my darlings who chose B 🤭

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@KhloeUmoh

1 year

Good morning to this beauty ✨✨

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Fineee girl. 😍

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@KhloeUmoh

8 months

I’m constantly making a list lmao. To do list, shopping list, inventory list - I’m always making a list.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Zero days off 🤩

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@KhloeUmoh

4 years

Na me fuck up but make it KJV

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@KhloeUmoh

3 years

My resignation letter: I’ve got to move on and be who I am. I just don’t belong here, I hope you understand. We might find our place in this world someday, but at least for now, I gotta go my own way. Best regards, K. Umoh.

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@KhloeUmoh

3 years

I was a feminist before I knew what feminism was. Life outside gender equality makes absolutely no sense to me. One gender has to cook, and take care of children, and be proper, and keep themselves safe, and the other gender simply doesn’t. It has never made sense.

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@KhloeUmoh

2 years

Outside for a bit.