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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@lindyli The govt could have done the project at NASA. Why didn’t they? I’ll wait while you explain who else is out there that has built reusable rockets. Let’s not get stupid and start using broad brushstrokes. I’m still a fan of yours.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@myeshachou Don’t worry, her kid will have her old nose.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@uche_blackstock Speaking as a non white person, she would be severely reprimanded if she worked at my company. It has nothing to do with who died and everything to do with us wanting to have a different decorum than that of a dive bar.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
4 months
@LissaJoStewart You couldn’t buy your own in 12 years?
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@DHaradaStone @lindyli Chip in a little? That’s cute. What they are wanting to do has never been done in US soil, tax unrealized gains. Are you too broke to understand that?
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@bocxtop You are the best weapon for the GOP. It’s a shame if you are not on the payroll.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@DHaradaStone @lindyli You can sell lemonade from your stand and live off the equity of Harada Lemonade Inc. Banks will lend money using that collateral. It just needs to be the kind of lemonade that launches you to space in the most efficient manner in history of mankind.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 months
@John_Hempton Most people I work with are up that much since start of 2020.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 months
@EMarie2222 Depends on whether self respect can be turned on and off like appliances.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@transscribe I didn’t get a tax cut in 2017 because my property deductions went away. I didn’t get a handout today not because I don’t have loans, I don’t qualify. Maybe this warms your heart that people like me are furious. Also, never voted Republican in my life.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
8 months
@Rick_Ferri I’ll do your colonoscopy for free. There is too much information available, I have my own internal camera, lube and it will be fine at rock bottom price.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
1 year
@RJRCapital Powell has personally said that 2% is not in the cards till ‘25. Not a good idea to pay attention to most people other than the horse’s mouth, regarding this.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@mattyglesias At any point, businesses are on the cusp of new debt issuance and cashflow and operations planning. Expectation management is key so that appropriate steps can be taken. Shocking the economy by aggressive hikes is far worse than shocking by communicating of future hikes.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@nickw84 @abbygov The LinkedIn post theme would all end with ‘I was that fallen tree once but now I have 50 thousand followers and 6 yoga studios’
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@RepCori Can you buy the parents small electric cars so they can take their kids to your ‘universal’ pre-k? Sure, they can buy their own but why bother. Also, maybe the parents might get hungry so perhaps, a cafeteria card for each parent?
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@AnnLesbyPhD That sucks she decided to be a she and not a non-she she or a he or better yet a he/she. Better luck next time.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@olex_scherba This is where Fox News gets its ideas from.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@briantylercohen Those aren’t net jobs. Other Ford capacities will be shuttered.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@ryanrakich @TechEmails I expected real estate, Floridian or crypto in your bio. Boy, the money sniffing sycophants can be seen from a mile away.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@volodarik Thought it’s success was it’s ability to burn VC money, be omnipresent in most of the developed world and pretend it will be profitable when it achieves scale?! What do I know.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@RealRobinToupin @JDCocchiarella Thanks for distinguishing yourself with the ‘real’ prefix to your Twitter name. I’d have mistaken you for the other garden variety assholes chiming in from afar.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@odinroot @eprican @ohheyjenna @AOC What child? Cluster of cells? You think you really really care about them or just repeated that nonsense for too long.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@MediumSizeMeech You don’t seem to have an obsession with her, at all. Very healthy. Evaluate.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@anneluty Ignore all the hysteria, Anne. If my daughters close ups as an adult look anything like yours, they won’t have to worry about getting impregnated. You are like a cold shower on demand. I thank you for sharing yourself with the world. Namaste.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@RobertMSterling She was trained at McKinsey for this very day, I assume.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@BWidow64 @Phyllis49208007 @mmcauliff @RexChapman Listen, Phyllis with 8 digits said so.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@briantylercohen Serious question? Does she look at herself in the mirror and say ‘I am attractive enough to pull off this abrasive demeanor’ or ‘got nothing so I’ll take it out on the world’?
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
10 months
@jcolesimpson Imagine how much faster you can grow your wealth if you convinced your wife for a few ‘I’ll watch’ sessions. You gotta maximize, bro. Always be monetizing. Also, dividends.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@FutCommissioner @ArmandDoma I always look for Christian, MAGA and shitcoins trace in their bio when I run into dollar menu assholes. Haven’t missed in 4 yrs.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@balajis Oh…honey!!
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
1 year
@tibo_maker Hopefully you are getting paid to write nonsense like this. Or do you live in a bubble where you think that any meaningful cohort is going to trust this app with their bank info?
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@joncoopertweets Yet its way under 50%. Well intentioned, justice loving folks who believe karma is universal, will get a second taste of ‘Mueller will save us’ level disappointment. Manafort made the calculation to go to jail over flipping. Trump CFO: Rinse, repeat.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@cz_binance If you don’t understand circle jerk, follow Saylor and Binance.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
5 months
@gtconway3d @DougJBalloon AND, When I mentioned the above to my 6 old, he started crying!
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@stuartpstevens @donwinslow @KellyannePolls For the next few days, George will only tweet about corgis.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
4 years
@donwinslow @SarahHuckabee So all of the people blocked from writing for @Forbes can run for the top job in their respective States? Competence remains a prereq in the US but not for long unless something changes.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@goodthing_liker @transscribe I’m still paying it off as intended. It seems like I’ll now be assisting in paying of for 40 million others, not as intended.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@awealthofcs Zillow has been building up its traditional home flipping business which is now responsible for 75% of its revenues. Not a high flyer tech name when you peel the onion. I don’t want any company sitting on unsold inventory at these prices ahead of Fed taper.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@negrosubversive My suburban neighbors and I have children that play around the pond together, walk in the community park together and exchange notes and tips on maintaining our weekend cars. We are a pox on humanity.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@NightWatchman21 @JennyCafarella @TheStudyofWar You sound like you buy silver and gold as investments.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@Noahpinion Mughal empire history, culture and even buildings are generally a point of pride for all of India. It’s simply nationalism from the religious majority.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@AutismCapital This image is the most captivating NFT than anything I’ve seen peddled so far.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
5 months
@jossytweets You might think it’s aged neck skin. It’s actually a spawn egg incubator
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
1 year
@DougJBalloon Her parents founded Stratton Oakmont.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
1 year
So much mental retardation in the replies. We are fucked as a society.
@elonmusk
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I think we should have a psy op of the year contest
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@scrody13 @RepCori Nice try! My kid went to pre-k and now to a school that I pay for. Because it’s expensive I decided to only have 1 child. See how that works? Budgeting, buying only what you can afford and not having 3 kids and whining about affordability?
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@terrelljstarr I’ll want those groups to defend my home, over you. The idea that an invaded country has to not be on an aggressive posture 24/7 is a result of having spent one’s entire adult life in peace times.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
6 months
@MFHoz Translation: I missed the bull market and I’m going to blame everyone in new creative ways every day.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@ValKatayev Most Russian ‘businessmen’ in the States were doing exactly this 25 yrs ago. Oh, Anatoly, I miss you.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
5 months
@_ExMortis @historyrock_ Look up the guitar tab and then tell me ‘no other band’ nonsense.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 months
@EatonCox01 @SanteenaR I heard you eat a ton of cox. Is that true?
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@TristanSnell Inventors generally don’t/can’t run companies. Even Woz needed Jobs. Why do we keep pretending that executing a vision at trillion dollar market cap level is somehow skill less? Bezos is not the same as Koch, Al Franken not same as Weinstein. Fucks sake.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@DonaldJTrumpJr Your coke dealer may remember about 16 names.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
1 year
@gtconway3d @JeffreyToobin Sometimes head-spinning, sometimes head-tugging.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
10 months
@InvestmentTalkk Because everyone knows that zeroed out grantor trusts are perfect in low interest environments and they will know exactly when a charitable remainder trust is about to be negated because principal has dipped below 5% of initial value. Fintwit gurus keep telling on themselves.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
1 year
@atrupar Ozempic has side effects.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@APompliano As long as you do it with pomp and circumstance.
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Khoisan Kharab
3 months
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@ABarbashin @KofmanMichael @RiddleRussia Interesting that the number killed remains unchanged since March. No one knows anything, basically.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@calebsaysthings Her covers are phenomenal.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
10 months
@RJRCapital Guess someone chose to be a loser early on day 1 of a new year. Pin this tweet.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@ParikPatelCFA The merger required to overcome the fork in the road which was primarily that she needed bitcoincash ahead of the merger.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@saylor If you are under investigation, maybe you should
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 months
@market_sleuth The ‘they’ sounds stupid. Is that God talking to you again?
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@joncoopertweets XYZ publication: Trump Org hauled billions. Some forensic guy: Trump is losing millions from most of his properties ABC pub: Trump minting money off the old Post Office and billing secret service etc etc Other tax accountants: Trump can’t pay his debt 😵‍💫
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@MollyJongFast Did DeSantis ruin himself by becoming the defacto front runner in 2024? They all know what they are doing. They are elevating themselves in the eyes of 45% of Americans.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@business We too can dismantle democracy here, all we have to do is accept Bitcoin.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@MikeMasco @davidsirota Allow me to show you the new part of my building I added during the pandemic. I consider the building my employee. It’s completely fine. Just like it says ‘Paycheck Protection Program’, as the nation lost 20 million jobs.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@lolennui There is no human explanation for Natasha Lyonne.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
5 months
@magipaw @MFHoz He hates himself and it manifests itself on Twitter.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
1 year
@ArmandDoma Wrong show. It’s Friends.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 months
@MacroAlf If you are not accounting for M1 and home equity during this time, you are either not bright or a propagandist.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@vtchakarova We coined so far: Toys’r’Us Jennifer & Ben: Bennifer Brad & Angelina: Branjelina NWA : N with Attitude USA: United States of America
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 months
@AngryBlackLady As a South Asian, sit this one out, sister.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
10 months
@iamcoriarnold Respectfully, I work with several 8 figure net worth individuals and they rarely use cash for their top 5 purchases unless the arbitrage is there. This Ramseyfication nonsense wouldn’t be so irritating if it didn’t come with the religious-fervor-like smugness.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@NonoNkele1 @uche_blackstock Not a fan of ‘zero to Putin in 3 seconds’ calibre of analogies. Poor premise if you have to substitute one person for another to make a point.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
10 months
@seattle_tax It’s a good way to weed out those that slept through ‘compounding on Uncle Sam’s dime’ class.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@D_Scott1118 @tommyisascorpio @ABC It would be wage theft if @nra doesn’t pay you.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@michelletandler The both sideism of this thread is breathtaking.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
1 year
@4lisaguerrero @Target Think we have a new profile pic here.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
1 year
@Kimberl69490204 @donmoyn There was no end to the virtue signaling from perfect humans like @ryangrim and some @propublica nerds, when the disinfo was being planted before the elections.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@RobinBrooksIIF @ulrichspeck The chart says last data point is end of 2021.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
10 months
@RalphWaldo77 @svg_floris @BottleBell He just needs a regular corner store beating in the US.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@Loridjordan3 @ReneeVoiceBrand @RBReich Great. So you should be able to do it then. Let me know where to send angel investor money.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@lovedoveclarke Sorry, it was a low point of my day to tweet out something senseless and mean. Enjoy your day.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@JennyCafarella Great command of facts and clear analysis, Jennifer. 🙏🏼
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
1 year
@NorthmanTrader Maybe he should chop some wood to reclaim his bearhood! (just joshing with you)
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
10 months
@BillWinterberg CFP accreditation must be going down hill.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
6 months
@AndrewHilaryUS Shut yo mouth.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@BillyM2k Energy is approximate 12% of the inflation basket, did and energy close to 20%. Therefore 50% energy spike translates close to half of the total 8.5%. I’m sure you know this yet you talk like someone who has newsmax on at all times.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@PaoloBellomo10 @bronwynwilliams @ScottAdamsSays @ChrisWillx Actually, it takes years to take a personality borne from smarts to be ready for prime time. The lack of intercourse is not from the boys getting bored of girls but very much the other way around. I think you know that but chose a misogynistic message instead.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
11 months
@NorthmanTrader Cheers. You are a great follow!
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@scottmelker It will be worth more than 95% of crypto.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@robintran04 This thread represents the absolute opposite of whatever ‘work ethic’, ‘go getter’ phrases means. It brings me profound sadness but then I remember that thankfully this is twitter world.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
3 years
@georgehahn This is clearly not her. She is not as photogenic.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
10 months
@ChrisCillizza I struggle mentally when I’m reminded of you.
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@gtconway3d @KateBennett_DC Why would he hide this 👇🏽under those clothes?!
Tweet media one
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
8 months
@MFHoz Isn’t it great that your outlook means nothing!
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@KharabKhoisan
Khoisan Kharab
2 years
@rccurby @defstef @chefjoseandres @elonmusk I imagined this guy 👆🏽to have either Christian, Real Estate or Florida in his bio. These fucks all talk as if they were inbred.
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