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Simipour's strongest soldier. I never lie. I believe everything I read online.

Joined October 2022
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@KeyBladeGX
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@aquatic_ambi I miss using bombs to chop down trees. Now we have to use an axe like cavemen. 😦
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@Bulbagarden They are all odd because they are not Simipour
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@aquatic_ambi Tbh it doesn't seem very hard to me.
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@HardDriveMag I'm sick of this game! *Plays for 700 more hours*
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@Bulbagarden The answer is Simipour
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@HardDriveMag If I ask for 3 Doritos can I bypass the No Triforce rule?
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1 year
@JonComms Sold everything to have a PS Vita UI in her face 24/7 I kinda get it ngl
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2 years
@Wario64 5 year old me banning people from playing on my swings cuz they went home for their dinner.
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1 year
@aquatic_ambi They looked like they were having fun! One of them even bolted off to spread the word!
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@aquatic_ambi In the dark you can't see my tears.
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1 year
@aquatic_ambi Even the haters can't hate this trailer.
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2 years
@GoNintendoTweet This looks like something a Nintendo YouTuber in 15 years will buy off you for $100,000.
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3 months
@Bulbagarden Simipour fan club memberships?
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1 year
@aquatic_ambi Link: *broken back, 6 broken ribs, knee cap hanging out* Zelda: Thanks Link I need you to run some errands for me.
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11 months
@kitosan Geoff will address all the layoffs right? Right?
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@HardDriveMag Isn't this the stuff that blinded those NFT Bros?
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@Sony Bloodborne always wins ✌️
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1 year
@aquatic_ambi My sleep paralysis demon popping in to check on me.
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@historyinmemes I can only speak English but I can barely speak English.
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@HardDriveMag Devs: Sir we can't have someone getting showered in piss in every game...it's weird... Kojima: I quit.
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1 year
@HardDriveMag Okay but did he ever check those Hello Neighbor DMs?
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1 year
@HardDriveMag Jesus was white and loved America with all his red, white and blue heart.
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1 year
@JonComms I want to try it will I have to play F-Zero 1-98 to understand the story?
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@Wario64 We want Simipour in Tekken
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@greentexts_bot Sharks are avians you silly billy.
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1 year
@HardDriveMag I just keep spamming A on False Swipe until it finishes them off.
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@kenzieclarksxo @LocalBateman In case you want to shoot a mouse.
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@HardDriveMag I hope that guy from that thing is in it.
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@OrwellNGoode For a few years after my mom died I could swear I could still hear her talking sometimes. Like if I was playing a game I could hear her downstairs talking but when I realized what I was hearing she would instantly stop. It's hard to explain what I mean, lol
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@Bulbagarden Me trying to finish them off with False Swipe
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@Kirvyx @NintendoAmerica @illumination @UniversalPics Join them at 2:00 p.m. PT on 11/29 for the world premiere of The Super Mario Bros. Movie's second trailer! No game information will be included in this #NintendoDirect .
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@Pokemon The face Keiran sees in his Nightmares.
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2 years
@deadspace 30fps doesn't exist to me if there is a 60fps option, lol
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2 years
@Wario64 I never leave the house without my emotional support Luigi amiibo.
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1 year
@VGC_News They should hire 50 people to help.
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11 months
@HardDriveMag Rename to Hard Kojima and he'll give you infinite time.
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1 year
@geoffkeighley I was just looking for a game to play on August 25, 2023.
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@Bulbapedia Simipour is back on top where he belongs!
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@TheNCSmaster People forgot they can pick their own GOTY. 😭
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@SYACVG This is like when you walk around New Bark Town clockwise 10 times before visiting his lab, Professor Elm will give you a Pichu as a starter. It's real, try it.
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@aquatic_ambi "Wah wah I died."- Link the big baby, 2023 🙄
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@SYACVG *Me hiding in the bushes wondering why that 8 year old hasn't come back with my $100,000 of Pokémon cards*
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@Nintendeal You don't care you just wanted to post the butt bag. 🫥
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@tomwarren Nice that more people can play that niche game.
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@TheNCSmaster I feel like people only want them to be exclusive so people on other consoles can't play their games, not because they want to play their games, lol
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@Bulbagarden None cuz I don't want to lose to 10 year olds. 😭
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1 year
@MatttGFX The NES Godzilla Creepypastas is so funny cuz the guy goes on about how evil the game is and how no one should ever play it but then he sells it on eBay to get rid of it. 😭
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@Wario64 Me trying to find Bloodborne Remaster
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@AltHistCody Now that Destiny is dead it's Anthems time to shine.
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@Pokemon I'm saving my Rare Candies for later. Narrator: They never used the Rare Candies
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@Wario64 Finally we can play as the Princess and not that Zelda guy
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@GoNintendoTweet Yeah Nintendo fans usually like good games.
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@HardDriveMag One time I took 1 extra cookie from the jar so of course I'm hell bound.
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@NSuperGamerGuy The west has fallen.
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11 months
@HardDriveMag When I am President video games will be free.
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@UltimaShadowX Another game that is dead on arrival 😮‍💨
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@HardDriveMag It's Up and B just as the ball opens!
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@VGC_News PlayStation please stop being weird challenge.
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2 years
@Wario64 My ex girlfriend will take me back when she can't use my Netflix password anymore I win
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@shinobi602 Take those live service games, cancel them and put that money into Bloodborne.
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@Bulbapedia I will single handedly get Simipour to take Eevees number 1 spot. 🫡
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@Linalatinaa @LocalBateman Yeah then we have sword fights with our penises. Can't say no to a duel.
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@HardDriveMag Does someone rip off their heads and put them on the other body at some point?
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@fasc1nate A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON!
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@Lateralus42093 @Wario64 Game Boy Micro is best but I'll allow this to be a distant second best.
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@greentexts_bot This reads like every journal you find in Resident Evil
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@SYACVG I hope little known Mr. Pratt can find work somewhere else.
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@geoffkeighley Do you think he was called Matt Butt in school? 😦
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@Lewchube Understandable when everyone needs to go to sleep to test if it's working.
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@nintendolife What would you give it if he was wearing a Mario hat?
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@TheNCSmaster It's dead on arrival unless they release it on Wii U. 🫥
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@aquatic_ambi You're world famous now. You have to do one of those horse stunts irl to celebrate.
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@HardDriveMag More time to win a Steam Deck
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@SYACVG New Game+ is real you start off with a big shotgun.
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@Wario64 Gonna get these and share them with myself.
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@GenePark What are you guys building first with Aloys magic arm in Horizon 3?
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@Wario64 Wario you can get free gum by searching under benches at the park. Let everyone know.
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@HardDriveMag This is the 50th last time I'm buying a Pokémon game!
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@Wario64 I didn't want it but now that egs is broken I want it.
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@Wario64 This or Balan Wonderworld for my girlfriend? I'm trying to end things.
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@Firstname272618 @HardDriveMag And he drove around in a Dodge Charger.
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@Bulbagarden So we can dislike the Simipour haters, right?
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@JonComms This is definitely someone just leaving the game on while they do other stuff. It has to be. 😭
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@HardDriveMag When everyone gets to watch the 1/10 movie you bought on VHS for $68,000. 🙄
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@Wario64 Bought this for all my friends last Christmas. I haven't heard from any of them since... I guess they are just really into the game they don't have time for other things anymore.
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@Bulbapedia Simipour wins again
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