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@KevinSmithAF

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Fuck it, we ball. 🌲👽🌲

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@KevinSmithAF
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Construction workers can hoop. Don’t disrespect them @stephenasmith
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@hen_ease At least 5-7 bowl packs.
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We got our shortstop.
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Ancient sea turtle housed at Boston aquarium for more than 50 years passes another physical
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@EvanFourmizz Did somebody say pp.
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@stoolpresidente #classless behavior showing up the officials like this.
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Widespread Panic is so back.
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Nude man nabbed by police after 'cannonball' plunge into giant aquarium at Bass Pro Shop in Alabama
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@PFTCommenter Eric is a beacon in stormy seas.
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Phish albums The Suez Canal 🤝 Big boat is bad
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@GrantGoldberg @smarttommypoint (At a rave) “I need to practice my footwork”
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@JohnWRichKid @cryptunez Lead with it. Alpha move.
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@PardonMyMeme Still alive person OTY?
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Babe what’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your shoeshi.
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@Billyhottakes It won’t. But I love the sentiment.
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When the 🍄 is kicking in and you still haven’t found a ticket.
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@KevinSmithAF
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60lb tank
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what are you supposed to put here?
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@Gritty20202 We calling guillotines "unions" now?
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@Maxhoma You should win the Masters, as a bit.
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@ItsBrendanTime @LeBatardShow Dolea-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac-ac
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@kingDiaws Even if we win a ring I want Joe gone before the parade tbh.
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@MichaelRyanRuiz They definitely would have won if they didn’t lose.
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@hen_ease Gulag Lockwood 🙀
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Hell yeah Boulder, hell yeah Biscuits!
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Mindless Dribble.
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𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
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beyoncé agrees to perform ONE song at your birthday party. what song would you choose😭?
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Share a fire Nugs/Spotify WSP show and I’ll be bookmarking this thread for future use.
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@elonmusk @JeffTutorials It's just Elon in overalls and a toolbox.
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@bobsredmilf
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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes
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Anyways, B4L.
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Hey @nugsnet there’s gotta be a better way for you to run your streams. I can’t pull up the audio after a certain time for a show that’s currently still going on. I just re-up’d a year subscription, it’d be cool if you made this app a little better. -Wooks
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If twitter dies lets all meet up in the trip reports on erowid.
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My bracket Naked guy at Phish 🤝 Too much L
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Starting a gofundme for the trauma I endured reading about Goose fans on the internet.
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Was searching through old pictures and lmao
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I'm old enough to remember the real passing of the torch.
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D I C K I N B L E N D E R
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Jumping to scenarios where the Celtics make a deep playoff run fueled by nuclear Tatum, Nesmith, and Fast PP.
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Barber: “do you wanna play 42?” @Marc_Brownstein :
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It’s rare that a jamband drops this many new bangers, who has it better than us?
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Phish fans watching the weather channel until someone says -7
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Relaxing (against the pole) with the Disco Biscuits.
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Evan was the first friend I made outside my bubble when I moved to CO. He saw me standing alone at a DJ event and introduced himself and was instantly the nicest dude. I’d see him at shows and parties after that but mostly stayed in touch via dms and eventually here as the..
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@elijahwood @thelastglaciers Mister Frodo, would you please help my pony?
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@SteveMerkle9 For like 2-3 days after I thought Bin Laden was going to kill me personally.
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Ja Morant preparing breakfast (2023)
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@LawnMemo Somebody got invited to the orgy...
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I love the Disco Biscuit community so much (you, all of you). Tonight’s show is going to be medicine for a lot of hurting friends.
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Brownie on social media / tDB official acct
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Bonk
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Bartender asked to see my ID after serving me four drinks. Handed it back with her number. That’s some sly shit, I gotta respect that.
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Without saying your age, venmo me $40
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@HahaWhoaWhat Look... nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli.
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When you take a huge wack of horsey sauce the second you notice Brownie playing Orch Theme:
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@PMTsportsbiz @JonRothstein Catamounts "Hey guys, it's..." 🤝 Big Cat
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@PMTsportsbiz Billy 100% used to have this acct lmao
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Biscuits fans entering the UNTZ Dungeon:
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@ThatGuyAstro Hmmmm yes. The stonk appears to be made of stonk. Splendid.
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@bertkreischer Corn dog holster. Glad to help!
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Ah yes, the 5-8PM nap. The most dangerous and psychedelic of the sleep varieties.
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When you’re the only one at afters with a bag:
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Concerning!
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@spidadmitchell Always against the Yankees. Always.
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I’m inventing a hat that’s going to change the world
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When you lie on your resume and get the job:
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In honor of Boston sports legends David Ortiz and Paul Pierce, I have decided to turn 34.
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It’s a tough job listening to last night’s Biscuits show, but somebody gotta do it.
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@KevinSmithAF
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I feel like we, as a nation, aren’t laughing at the Yankees hard enough…
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@_rone 1/81/1 is a very DeSean Jackson stat line.
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VIBRATING WITH LOVE AND LIGHT PULSATING WITH LOVE AND LIGHT
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Ok fine, make it illegal again.
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@PFTCommenter If you get suspended you literally have no class. #classless
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The Kirk Cousins special at Magic City:
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@br_betting @FDSportsbook Glad to know once you get rich you're still chasing parlays.
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One thing I know about the Disco Biscuits is, they’re gonna get you where you wanna go.
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Getting hurt working out is the worst feeling. Like bro, I’m doing this for you.
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@disco_biscuits
The Disco Biscuits 🌲👽🌲
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→ Photograph #tdbsetlist
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For the culture.
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🚀
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You’re hearing it more and more @disco_biscuits
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who’s the funniest rapper that could somehow get involved in the Drake-Kendrick beef
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