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self depreciating asset

Joined April 2018
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6 months
The secret to work life balance is generational wealth
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1 year
Orry is Narayan Murthy’s worst nightmare
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2 months
Can’t believe Coldplay’s tickets are half priced than Diljit’s
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1 month
Me tomorrow at 12 PM
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10 months
Uncultured.
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5 months
Mera mann jo karega mai toh wahi karungi, aise choti moti teams se mai nahi darungi
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1 month
bookmyshow did a cold play on us
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2 months
just gonna leave it here
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9 months
1250? Itne me poore mahine ke Bun Maska Chai aajayenge
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6 months
Nadaan parinda ghar nahi jaata tha kyuki uski leaves approve nahi hoti thi
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2 months
@chaiiwithkaran Sabke paas Pixel Card nahi hota Laxman
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7 months
All offices should have a room where employees can go and cry
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7 months
Gonna call my salary slip as reality cheque
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6 months
You’re either a Goibibo/Make My Trip person or a Booking/Sky Scanner person. There’s no in between
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5 months
Hard launch
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Call it Viva La Vida
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socialist cranberry
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Nsit mfers always amaze me😭
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2 months
Just wanna tell my teachers ki Mai ab khaana khaana bhi bhool jaati hu
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3 years
@HBOMaxPop Kuch nahi badla yaar, aaj bhi sab kuch waise ka waisa hi hai #FriendsReunion
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5 months
pradhan mantri favourite person se turant milao yojana
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what era are you in right now?
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6 months
I’m not great at the advice, can I interest you in a concert invite?
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6 months
Northern lights dekhne the, dust storm nahi
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6 months
Only road left for BMC to dig up is the Road Not Taken
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Viva La Alvida
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Hymn for the weekend? No I want him for the weekend
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4 months
If I can successfully organise, plan and execute a trip with 6+ people, I should just be made a Project Manager
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4 months
13 years of Ram Sampath’s cult classic
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5 months
wake up babe, it’s yoga day
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3 years
@ICC @ABdeVilliers17 @T20WorldCup 5 problems 1 solution ABD's International comeback
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Petition to have a Chris Martin litmus test before the payment gateway🙏🏻
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Booking Coldplay tickets with the vast knowledge of 4 songs is insane.
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10 months
@kadaipaneeeer Your Dad got oranges as if it’s a math problem
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5 months
Dil Dhadakne Do’s butter knife scene has a separate fan base
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10 months
Smiths predicted it way back
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can imagine modiji say “hanuman toh kind hi the”
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POV: BookMyShow today
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2 months
It’s called gross earnings because it’s gross to see what you could have made
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7 months
It’s Diljit Dosanjh’s world and we’re just living in it
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9 months
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And BMC has dug up both
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5 months
People in corporate have learnt to say EOD and haven’t shut up since
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3 months
Want someone who is as invested in me as much as Hindenburg is with Adani
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10 months
us bro us
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9 months
The Tortured Poets Department
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Bro promoted POETRY like nobody else ever could
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7 months
So you’re telling me 2 States was released 10 YEARS BACK?
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4 months
POV: Microsoft
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5 months
world cup me impact player nahi la sakte kya?
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4 months
We get it Microsoft, we get it (it’s a Friday)
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4 months
💎 (Heera)
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Office laptop kholte se hi Coldplay tickets ka tab open ho gaya😭
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10 months
Asked someone to play Mitwa and they played the one from Lagaan😭😭😭
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6 months
living in a constant fear of being asked a fun fact about me
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AIB Knockout walked so India’s Got Latent could run
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3 months
TDS - Tax Deducted by Sitharaman
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9 months
Relax blinkit, I literally had to order Pudina
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3 months
This and some reassurance
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Bring Back Traditional Indian Homes. 🙏
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6 months
Shit happens, SIP helps
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Are you telling me booking Coldplay is going to be tighter than booking Ind vs Pak?
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5 months
Woke up to a message saying ‘300 crossed’ Day = Ruined
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POV: Jio
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9 months
Zepto woke up and chose violence
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6 months
Only once you catch a bad cold you realise that breathing with two nostrils is such a luxury
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1 year
Mera dil nahi tootna chahiye Rohit bhai, mera dil nahi tootna chahiye #INDvsNZ
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3 months
more raksha, less bandhan for the women of this country
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6 months
🏠never disappoints
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9 months
Sunday mornings get 10x better at 🏠
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And I am Doctor Doom
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3 months
LinkedIn lost so many aura points after introducing reels feature
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5 months
This final could’ve been an email
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5 months
it’s going downhill (haven’t been to a concert in 2 months)
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4 months
Phir wahi Travis Head when the opposite team is in blue jersey
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3 months
The guys she told you not to worry about
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7 months
The impact player of my life is academic validation
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4 months
Anxiety sambhalein yaa career?
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2 minute ki baarish, 10 ghante ki humidity
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@herecomsthesan
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i need someone to look me in the eye and say ‘it’s not that deep’ at least 4-5 times a day
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2 months
The wooden ice cream spoon is a sensory nightmare
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5 months
Za’atar naan has rocked my world
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5 months
There are still 5 working days left in MAY??????
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6 months
Umm, I’m not judging you if you’re reading Colleen Hoover, but trust me everybody else is
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3 years
Two introverts in a room, they might talk. ( no they won't)
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The worst person you know has Taylor Swift as their favourite artist
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6 months
6 Years Ago? Then v/s N̶o̶w̶ Then
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5 months
My love language is saving their address on Swiggy
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7 months
My nani is keeping it cool at 75 with @Sprite 😎 Show me a more loyal Sprite enthusiast than her, I’ll wait 😉 #ThandRakh
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10 months
Normalise saying gg after a closure
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2 years
Disappointed that Modi didn't spin the coin, given that this was the only chance we could see the rupee go up by him #INDvAUS
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8 months
End of an era
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3 months
friEND boyfriEND girlfriEND chole bhature
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5 months
Suddenly started thinking about the dongle I used to have 10 years back and I can’t stop thinking about it
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5 months
Everything reminds you of him but does anything remind him of you?
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10 months
Having Mockingbird‘s lyrics by heart says a lot about you
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4 months
compound interest but for splitwise debts
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9 months
Same Energy @MercedesAMGF1
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Team Statement Scuderia Ferrari is pleased to announce that Lewis Hamilton will be joining the team in 2025, on a multi-year contract.
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8 months
Leap day this, Leap day that, I just want to take a leap back to 2019
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5 months
9XM releasing Zero Hour Mashups can fix me
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8 months
How many times more? Max: Yes.
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disliking chole bhature is a character flaw btw
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born to say “ab diwali ke baad dekhenge”, forced to say “sure we’ll share the same by eod”
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Can’t believe I’m gonna be closer to 25 than 18
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Mujhe chodh do mere haal pe, is my constant Monday Mood
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2 months
bombay folks hate delhi so much, i mean please have some taste. oh wait, you wouldn’t know about good food
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