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Joined August 2011
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@KessSaid
kess
1 year
Davido cooked in his new album. You don't have to skip any song!
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@KessSaid
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10 months
Ga di kgaolwe, re tsenya water pipeline from mokoboxane going all the way to Rakops, the pipeline will feed all Villages along that stretch (Mopipi, Xhumo, Mmadikola). So those machines are just parked there.
@CraCaloyvv
Mr Nice Lad 🇧🇼
10 months
Koore why!! Badi kgaolelang santse kere ketla go itsaa senepe lenna!!!
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@KessSaid
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2 years
P20 used to get you a pie and drink
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@KessSaid
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3 years
Was involved in interviews today, heish, ha go bonolo being interviewed, nna e bile ne e re ke bona gore motho yo o tshogile mme potential e teng looking at the CV, I structure my questions giving them ideas on how to answer
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Plate like this costs P25, if I eat this plate twice a day that's P50, multiply that by 7 days = P350, multiply the P350 ka 4 weeks then its P1400... Definitely cheaper to eat out if you stay alone!
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@KessSaid
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2 years
When Palesa arrived last time due to covid, ne go le moletlo, borankana all over. Now that she comes back empty handed, go itibisitswe go sele.. and we act surprised ha Nigel a tsaa tshwetso, hatshe lena go tletse bo mabina go tsholwa..
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@KessSaid
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2 years
I applied for a plot residential ka 2019 mo Maun (Matsaudi area) . Ke a go arabela setsha next week 🥳🥳
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@KessSaid
kess
9 months
Kana kgang ya Unemployment e botlhoko tota. O hella o tshwara tshwara kwa le kwa for survival, Then you spend years o ntse o batla a job related to your qualifications go pala. Kgantele you are there with a 10 years old certificate with 0 experience.
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@KessSaid
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2 years
This guy met this lady ka March, re ja lenyalo ka di 2 tsa Dec jaana
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@KessSaid
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2 years
This other guy I work with got married round May this year, he never eats out, whether we are in a workshop or meeting were lunch is provided, he always goes home to eat. If its a company night event, he packs food to go eat home
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@KessSaid
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3 years
I managed to sell off P2690 worth of Airtime after ke dira phoso ya go reka Airtime ya P3500... heish, nkile ka lwala 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️. Thank you to everyone that helped out 🙏🏾
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@KessSaid
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4 years
One guy in Maun had his business loan approved ka Feb to start off a mobile Safari, he had bought equipments and 2 Landcruisers. By March he had already marketed his mobile Safari to DMC's. Covid happened, the guy has lost it all, Bank auctioned the cars
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Already there is a case a dude that left a lady mo Lodge a re o bowa hale, knowing very well gore he is leaving maun, a sa duela di Bill. A tlogela ngwana wa batho ka di bill.. Ao gents !!!
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Been following HH closely ever since he took over Zambia. He is not one to go around seeking friendships from other heads of states, he is cementing his legacy on his people, whenever he speaks,he speaks about the number of jobs created and those to come. TARGET based President
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@KessSaid
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2 years
E tlo re bolaa Pula ya maun
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@KessSaid
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3 years
Ke sedisitse this Asian couple spache sa bone. Unsafe to carry such amounts
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@KessSaid
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2 years
The 2022 Forbes 30 under 30 magazine June/July issue is out is out and no Motswana entrepreneur is featured in the magazine.This comes after Botswana hosted the Forbes Under 30 Africa Summit in April.South Africa dominates the list with the most entrepreneurs.
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@KessSaid
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1 year
Di simolotse tsa Maun 😭
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@KessSaid
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3 years
BW ha gona employment guys, some people are applying for jobs abroad, just recently, UK due to Brexit wanted over 6K truck drivers. So I do understand when people wants vaccines which are recognized internationally
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@KessSaid
kess
1 year
Bontsi jwa nako ga go batle go nna e kare business e inankanya thata le letlakakore lengwe la sepolotiki. Bontsi jwa nako, polotiki e senya botsalano Jo o bo itiretseng le Batswana ka kakaretso go sa kgathalesege gore ke wa lekgamo lefe la sepolotiki
@collectionsbybk
Collections by Bk Proctor
1 year
The First Lady of Botswana Mrs Neo Masisi invited our team to her office this morning. Happy Easter Holidays!! ©️Collections by Bk Proctor
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Worth the 70 bux!
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@KessSaid
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3 years
Nivea body lotion I been using costing 29.95 now costs 42.95, the roll on that was going for 12.95 has gone to 17.00.. Re tshela ka go makala hela ha re tsena mo dishopong.
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@KessSaid
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1 year
Nna tota I will not subject myself to an uncomfortable life, I will do whatever is within my control to gather property, but will not live an uncomfortable life. We are not making it out of this life thing alive anyway, so while we are still here, we got to live!
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Dropped a resignation letter 2 days before I received an offer from the new employer 🤣🤣, that was a big risk. Am happy the offer is more lucrative though.
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@KessSaid
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2 years
A ko Duma Boko le Saleshando ba nne hatshe go buisanwe. BDP is at its weakest, Ever!
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@KessSaid
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3 years
Kana maloba jaana within a pandemic we bought armoured Vehicles gotwe HE's safety is compromised. HE thereafter drove himself in a standard GD6.
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1 year
I find a nigga urinating on my tyre, I confront him, he apologises and offers Car wash money. Guess what, its the lady who he is with up in arms.. "O tsaa gore re tsile ka dinao". Kante why basadi ba rata go nna ba re bona re lwa ? Cause gents re batho ba peace .
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3 years
Kante mme,do we understand how easy it is to get this virus?You might be doing your grocery and end up with Covid,you might be touching a surface and end up with Covid, you might be in public transport & end up with Covid.People r saying VACCINATE so that we minimise casualties
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Kgang ya that brother and the lady go batla ba itholaganya ba nne hatshe and get their issues off social. Ga gona selo se se utlwisang botlhoko like having personal issues di itsiwe ke total strangers. Don't be fooled by bo "sorry babe", it's all laughing materials to people
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@KessSaid
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3 years
Channel 100 ga e bad bad ka December mme
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Ready to start inviting my gents here for some chill matters
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Batho ba bolawa ke tlala betsho, if you are still able to put meals on your table, leboga modimo.
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@KessSaid
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6 months
We dont talk much bwt the beneficiaries tsa the corruption tht happend during SKI's presidency.Some talk a lot against corruption now because they arent beneficiaries anymore. And most are living their best lives outside Bots. But thats what corruption does, only a few benefit
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@KessSaid
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3 years
Zimbabwe extends tough lockdown for 2 weeks and aims to vaccinate 1 million people In that 2 weeks
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3 years
@KevinJWFrey @_GenUnlimited Which jobs ???we dont have jobs here in Botswana. A lot of youth are unemployed. As for entrepreneurial opportunities??? Maybe he meant tenderprenuership, only a few who are close to his circle have benefited.
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@KessSaid
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1 year
Got charged 1620 for overspeeding today, only realised now that the cop put down a wrong plate number. God works in mysterious ways indeed 🙏🏿
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@KessSaid
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4 years
Today I woke up to "Tswa mo mosading wame" and some insults.
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Dilo tsa BW, man wants to fight corruption,gets suspended for doing his duties
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1 year
Personally, I think Letsile has to start thinking about taking that USA offer, BW won't offer him anything! He has to look at what the BW sports system has done to the likes of bo Nigel.A tswe hela a ye go batla professional coaches and better facilities,with better indosements
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@KessSaid
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9 months
Rain ❤
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@KessSaid
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4 years
Maloba a taxi man shot dead a lady ko Moleps, we were up in arms, now that a lawyer has shot an EX girlfriend, we are here trying to find rosey words to use when talking about the perpetrator!!!!
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@KessSaid
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4 years
Dr Tshipayagae has left Government for Sidilega?
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@KessSaid
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3 years
Imagine SOE lasted 18 months, we exit it with the same deteriorating health sector we had before going into SOE, infact, the health sector is now worse than it was before.
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Sad situation in Maun, a father sold a family home, bana e rile ba iketlile ba bona go tsena people instructing them to have moved in 2 weeks. That's when the father told them he had financial difficulties and had to sell. Guy is a former Councillor, o jelwe ke hlopho tsa 2019
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@KessSaid
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1 year
Ha o le mosha mo motseng, go botlhokwa gore o botse banni ba motse pele gore o ka rwalela dikgong kae. Ga se dikgong dingwe le dingwe tse di oregang
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Anyone o dirileng Public Relations and looking for a Job? Job is in Lobatse
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2 years
White people hle ga ba itwese morwalo, this other lady got married today, invited her friends and colleagues ko ga Molaodi, after that a bo e nna "Thank you for coming " and everyone went back to their business, no lunch, nothing!
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@KessSaid
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4 years
Maloba Vee said they were currently having talks with Govy and all was going well e bile go tla binwa ka nako. Ba mo iteile 2 fingers gape
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@KessSaid
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2 years
A full tank for a 1.4 TSi..
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Letsile should take heed of Makwala's advice, Sports mo BW ga sena madi. He is still at his youthful prime, America would easily open its doors to him. Essentially, his talent is his way to a bright future and a comfortable life
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@KessSaid
kess
8 months
Sad indeed. But where was this transparency you seek when you were party to those who allowed a media blackout for your salary adjustments debate? You have decided to go mute on issues surrounding the hefty adjustments because its more money for and your family
@keorapetsedlk
Dithapelo Keorapetse
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Sad day for democracy. How can a whole Court of Appeal rule against transparency? What harm is there in observing election registration process? Why did Botswana accede to international Instruments on same?
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@KessSaid
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1 year
Maun , pone tseo!
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1 year
This guy a re o hile bagolo budget ya 70K for his wedding, if they want to do anything beyond that they will have to pay . Kea mo utlwa!
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Starting a small collection
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@KessSaid
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4 years
I remember in 2016, ke na le Minister of Youth Hon Rakgare infront of Parliament, e le di struggle hela.. Gompieno jaana the same Minister who understands the struggle is against empowerment ya Youth!
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@KessSaid
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3 years
Guy tried to get away with our Jojo at night. Unfortunately for him, only 4 x 4 can maneuver the terrain
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Been decades since I lost my mother, but sometimes I sit in the car and wish I could just have an hour with her. This life we are leading nowadays just needs a mother's pat on one's back and a voice giving you assurances that you are doing just fine!
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@KessSaid
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3 years
We crossed the River, Ford couldn't go any further. The Hilux was boasting all over
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@KessSaid
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3 years
This other guy, since 2019, ha re kopanang teng go nna monate, beer after beer, but we dont know each other's name. Thing is we meet by coincidence but the mood is always like we are long term friends. E bile ha re itse gore re kopane kae lantlha
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@KessSaid
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2 years
When Sol asked ATI how he has managed to make it in Africa where we are expected to conform to the status quo of being reserved and behave a certain way, I knew he was now understanding the kind of person ATI is
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Reason why I stay off mo go rumolaneng or di remarka'nyana ke gore I know nna nka latela motho quick and deal with them face to face.
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@KessSaid
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9 months
Tota if Youth Unemployment and Underemployment don't move the youth, nothing will ever move them. And it really so appears that the youth are comfortable in the state they find themselves in.
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@KessSaid
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9 months
Ke tseo! Still standing strong!
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@KessSaid
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8 months
Botswana ❤
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Scar gave a dope performance at the Ghanzi invasion show,, it was great to see! Still one of the top makhete mo BW. O mblockile, tell him big ups to him for he gave a 🔥🔥🔥 performance
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Yesterday a mate we were with ko maitisong had an asthma attack, the nearest health facility (Maun General) had no oxygen. The Dr on duty simply said "Re berekela mo letlhokong" , we had to rush to Letsholathebe, at that point this guy's condition was getting worse
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Going over that video and you can tell AKA's security detail let him down. No one appears to be on the look out,he has his back towards the street, someone walks to a point blank shooting range on a person who has bodyguards! Anyway, bare ha e le nako ya gago,nothing makes sense
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@KessSaid
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1 year
But this is not a bad spot as it had been suggested mo Twitter. Building even looks better than the previous location.
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@KessSaid
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4 years
This old man gets into FOURS, "E kae combo ya 300 ke ye go jesa bananyana ba latlhilweng ke bo rraabo ba, basetsanyana ba ba mpheletsa sheleng" 💀💀💀💀
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@KessSaid
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6 months
Never thought someday i would be giving answers to NOTICE OF QUESTIONS from the Botswana National Assembly. The Minister will be reading out my answers at the National Assembly. This part of my career, i love it!
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@KessSaid
kess
3 years
Kgonne go simolla ngwaga sentle
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@KessSaid
kess
2 years
Budget ya Entertainment for Dec ke P3000.00 hela, ga ke hete hoo le ha go ka diragala eng!
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@KessSaid
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3 years
So for the past 18 months re le mo SOE, Public Health Act ne e le sharp hela e sena mathata? Saleshando thoroughly debated on this and some MP's were heard saying "Ha go sena SOE, batho ba tlo tsamaa ba sa rwala di mask". How convenient @BWGovernment
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3 years
Hopefully you watched BTV & saw the amount of alcohol there is on the ground,lots of money in the black market. Very soon more of your law enforcement will be in on it & it will be hard to control. Just open up the alcohol industry, save jobs & livelihoods @OfficialMasisi
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3 years
The way things are expensive!! Ke gore o tsamaa o tshikinya hlogo shop yotlhe
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4 years
Eeeeh?
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7 months
Bafana ba heist ya Maun!
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@KessSaid
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3 years
Ke bone bo Chilly boy, ne ba robetse dilo di tsamaa sentle, jaanong ba lebeletse dilo ga di vae sharp.
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@KessSaid
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2 years
Ke gore mo Twitter ha o botsa potso to understand an issue of national interest, you are automatically frowned upon. Nnyaa some of us re botsa re batla go hlaloganya, not that we are against or whatsoever
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@KessSaid
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9 years
I think Gloria Kgosi is still battling with the fact that she's no longer considered 'youth'.still trying to remain relevant!
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@KessSaid
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4 years
Guys, Gordon's e monate o e mixer ka eng?
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@KessSaid
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1 year
Won't be going to that Maun entertainment establishment anymore until they clear allegations that the owner o hira bana and requests them to sleep with him and his friends, if they decline, he fires them. I been wondering why I see new faces tsa staff every month
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2 years
Current employer ticks all the boxes
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@KessSaid
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3 years
Maabane after taking vaccine, chipi ne e sa nne le any reaction, but today morning, ke fa e le machine hela go supa gore go phakela.. so guys, kgang tsa gore vaccine hewee hewee ga Dina nnete e ntsi, go tswa hela
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1 year
Why are people not using PMTCT, 7000 is a big number in the era we living in
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3 years
Ba tlo itirela ya bone CookOff o tle o bone,
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4 years
Batho ba fitlhelang le ignorer your mentions, le kgona jang? Tota nna I feel its rude to ignore a mention waitse, ke a palelwa to just ignore.
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2 years
Rain 🥺
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1 year
🤤
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1 year
Sundays are for mogodu and pap
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@KessSaid
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3 years
Botshelo jwa Twitter bo mohlofo, bo a tobetsega.
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@KessSaid
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2 years
That's not a penalty at all, what is the keeper supposed to do there?
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3 years
@OfficialMasisi Most of us who are youth will not be 'young people' by 2030, most of us turn 40 re sena le ha e le yone pension fund, most of us will be educated but poor by retirement age, yet we would have never had a P&P job or a good paying job.
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3 years
Saleshando to table a motion of no confidence on President, will be interesting to watch this one
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@KessSaid
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4 years
Maun is definitely in shortage of Proper multi Residentials, the Toteng mine is going to bring in a need for proper accomo, a few new shopping malls coming up. But mathata ga rena land to get that CEDA money
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kess
7 months
Stop being petty, you are having an interaction with me and you rush here with nonsense subs. Wa NYELA Leatile! very quick papa
@Leatile_kowa
TravelBug
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 legale papa gaana setsha mo delta
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3 years
Le itlhokomele, ba Maun mapodisi ba rata tami mo go maswe, they dont negotiate. if you are lodging anywhere around New Mall-Sedie route, ke yone hotspot. Avoid moving around once you start drinking, leave Lunar a bit early if o ya stadium.
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4 years
People think Government is doing us a favour delivering services!!
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@KessSaid
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3 years
@Scar_BW That ArmReady cheque did a number on you.. o buwa zero hela nowadays, total nonsense!
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3 years
Ramaphosa a re SOE ke ya irresponsible Governments, he cannot impose that on South Africans
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2 years
🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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