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@Kelhow77

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Dad X2, Friend Collector, KCMO WALDO, Royals, Mizzou, Chiefs, BBQ, 816, OlllllO Owner. Opinions are mine alone.

Kansas City, MO
Joined June 2009
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@Kelhow77
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2 years
@espn Hurts: Elite Defense Elite receiver Elite Offensive Line Mahomes: Bottom defense 0 Elite Receivers Middle of the pack Offensive Line Mahomes will throw for more yards and more TD’s. He will more than likely throw for 5500 yards as well.
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@SportsCenter Clark is still 10x better than Reese will ever be. Clark will also make Gar more money that Reese ever will.
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2 years
@rubensalinas43 @FootbaIIism Said the AK shooting profile picture having Raiders fan. Your feed is comically sad.
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3 years
@FootbaIIHead @SportsCenter No the Chiefs defense is an atrocity. If that’s what you mean by “the league figured them out” then yes.
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2 years
@ThePhillyPod Using one play as an example is a weird way to prove that point.
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5 years
@BigHern I always say “why not have two at twice the price”
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@AroundtheHorn @CourtneyRCronin So Bills lose to Chiefs and they wanted to overturn the overtime rules. The same rules that screwed Mahomes vs Brady. Now Bengals lose to Chiefs on an unsportsmanlike penalty and they want to change that rule. It never ends.
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4 years
@ModernWarzone The game was ruined with more camping places and the gulag. They tailored the game for noobs and campers. Blackout took skill and was a much better BO.
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3 years
@BWWings Literally, no one cares.
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5 years
@AndrewStoeten They had the best record in the league all season. Statistically, they had the best bullpen in the history of baseball. They had a pretty good lineup. How was this lucky again.
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7 years
@shannonwmbc @Larry_Lamb_MN @KathrynJAllyn @toddzwillich @jerseygirlangie So did President Bush, so did those in the current administration. All admitted to it. I mean Trump could set off nukes on accident and Fox News would still be running a Hillary server news banner or an Obama’s birth certificate news banner. No words.
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@ByKimberleyA @jbbrisco Literally NO ONE would know who Angel Reece is if Caitlin Clark doesn’t play in this game.
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3 years
@barstoolsports This video explains thier fan base. They are the same people that break down doors at Wal Mart for a 37” Acer 720p Sale TV
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@RGIII @Lj_era8 I find it fascinating that so many Ravens fans are all in on Lamar Jackson. He has played 5 seasons. In those 5 season, he has played ONE full season and he has won ONE playoff game. And now you want to go all in and wreck your cap for that. Crazy.
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@NFL_DovKleiman @AlbertBreer He will not go to the same division as Mahomes and the Chiefs. He's in the final years. I expect him to go to a perfect situation. Vegas isn't that.
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3 years
@QBDataMine Josh Allen had 4 dropped interceptions in the AFC Championship game.
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@NPerkins96 Is everyone just ignoring his situation? I mean, I know LITERALY NOTHING else matters in Alabama but college sports, but holy hell.
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7 years
@shannonwmbc @Larry_Lamb_MN @KathrynJAllyn @toddzwillich @jerseygirlangie Since we are on the subject of innocent until proven guilty, your honor, id like to introduce Hillary Clinton. Your hypocrisy is thick and sticky.
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2 years
@cwils15 Hoping you wouldn’t start a fight and walk away quickly when he gets there to defend you.
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2 years
@PFF_Jarad From a person that analyzes data for a living, what is this? Did you enter this incorrectly into PowerBi?
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@PFF_RalphWilson @NFLonFOX When either of these QB’s wins a SB and Multiple MVP’s, then we can have a discussion.
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@aaronladdtv It’s only fair they get the true Kansas City experience! BBQ and road construction: Visit KC!
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2 years
@tylerlaser17 @HaroldRKuntz3 THE SCHEDULE IS PRE-DETERMINED!! That’s how they can tell you after the last game who is playing. Twitter takes are about as disfunctional as Republicans voting on house leadership. Ridiculous.
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@TroutmanZak @ericeager_ TOP 5 ALL -TIME TEAM? Where do people pull this from? The Eagles are a very good team that is propped up by a $1.6 Million rookie QB deal. This team is a fart in the wind. The moment that QB extension is signed, they are upper tier NFC and middle of the pack NFL.
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@TorresonBama Man we are truly in the golden age of doubling down.
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3 years
@NotTheFakeCR7 @XboxStockAlerts I mean, you’re a Jets fan. I’m actually happy that you found something to bring you joy. Probably won’t see joy wearing that uniform for 20+ years, if not longer.
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6 years
@EsotericCD @JeremyMcLellan Huh a publication with a conservative political stance posts an article that conservatives cling to. Hard to believe. It’s like a bat signal sent out to all the middle aged conservative suburbia white males.
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3 years
@eliass209 @TheActualCC I would look into a chiropractor if I were you. As a Raiders fan you might need more adjustments from constantly looking up in the division. Might want to get the 12 years plan while you’re at it.
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2 years
@shunsicker @bruce_macksoud @GOPLeader Remember when the Republicans tried this? They spent $7 million and had 33 separate hearings to investigate Clinton.
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7 years
@shannonwmbc @Larry_Lamb_MN @KathrynJAllyn @toddzwillich @jerseygirlangie I didn’t realize that you are a pastor who sold his soul to Trump. Good to know.
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@ArrowheadLive @bborovetz28 That is completely false.
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2 years
@4WhomJBellTolls So let me get this straight. Patrick has to actually break long held passing records every season and Josh has to win 1 head to head game. And that settles it? What a weird world we live in. Who comes up with this stuff?
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2 years
@JoeGoodberry This is pretty sad. Two teams getting ready to play a really big game and their minds are out West.
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1 year
@AliceRHamilton I think Will Smiths personal life is far far more toxic than literally anything that has come out of Chris Rocks mouth.
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2 years
@NFLonFOX That rookie deal ending in 2023 for the Bengals.
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@volumeKC @Jeremy_Danner Hot take from a Twitter handle that looks like it’s managed by a 14 year old.
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@MitchSchwartz71 Man he’s on a rookie deal with 2 of the best recovers in the league. It’s really hard to rank that moving forward after watching Mahomes throw to the Justin Watson of the world and win an MVP
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6 years
@msinger @TheSchiffMan Shortly after this video, MPJ suffered a season ending injury.
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3 years
@ChiefsJohn What the difference between Arrowhead and Argosy Casino on Saturday night? Argosy is probably a little more classy.
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@CL8819 @espn If you have been watching games, the o line is not good. The RT and LT are an atrocity. Defense gave up 27 to the DENVER BRONCOS. No matter how good Kelce is, Mahomes can only make so many great plays. If Mahomes had a great o line and A.J . Brown, he would throw for 6k yards.
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5 years
@RyanLogan43 @Nick_Herrera34 @Lalokera913 @Mathieu_Era @CoachLesMiles Ever been to Brookside or Waldo. Driven down ward Parkway. I feel like those areas are pretty nice. Not everyone wants the live in the pasty white burbs with the same floor plan.
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@BengalsGenius I mean, with all of the horrific things happening in Ohio, this is what your focus is on? Absolutely weird people.
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@timallensblues @secupp Trump is basically our parents generations last gasp at relevancy. Their last hold on traditions. Traditions of hate, bigotry and little man syndrome. Traditions are for the dead. The generation of sociopaths are in their twilight and so is this abomination they created.
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@JesseKellyDC I’ve never in my life read so many ignorant posts. You are the true epitome of low frequency AM radio idiots that will die with our parents sociopathic generation. Apparently yelling nonsense louder than the idiot next to you meets the BQ’s for AM radio equivocator.
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2 years
@tvieuxx @MLB @CleGuardians Speaking of payrolls. How about putting any effort into the media budget of your podcast. Your avatar is a 6th grade Microsoft Paint project.
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@Mitchlightfoot Man you are basically the J.J. Reddick of Kansas basketball. All the smugness and arrogance minus the NBA service time. Who knew?
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@TheBryceMac3 @Chiefs247365 Bengals fans are different. Burrow has 3 of the top 5 WR’s in the AFC, yet he has never thrown for 5000 yards. He’s never thrown for 50 TDs and has never won a SB or MVP. Mahomes won both throwing to Juju Smith-Shuster and Mecole Hardman. Look up their stats this year.
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2 years
@southernthrax @LanceTHESPOKEN Allen and Buffalo hobbling out of a 3 point win to the Dolphins. They are about to get curb stomped by the Bengals and then the Salary Cap.
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8 months
@BengalsCaptain Bengals SB Trophy case and football relevance. A Thread......
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2 years
@CBSSports @chargers @oregonfootball Stop using this stat. This is the medias way of giving someone relevance because of the 1 game that Mahomes played in 2017 to end the season.
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@Buccaneers @ShaquilBarrett Man, this hasn’t aged well.
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@espn Almost as good as this one after another playoffs loss
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@CBSSports Ray Finkle
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@BillsMafiaOlive @getnickwright Yeah the Justin Watson, Kadarious Toney, Travis Kelce connnection is soo stout. 🤦‍♂️
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@SportsCenter I’m just happy a Ravens player hasn’t murdered anyone lately.
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@BearcatMta @katyyyknapp This needs to be reversed. Mahomes already in the big boy deal. We traded our #1 WR and now have 6 rookie defensive starters. Good luck with Burrows big boy deal.
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@1_ChiefsKingdom @DailyCaller Quick question. Where did you get your hooker data from? I would argue that people that live in areas like Manhattan aren’t utilizing sleezy hookers. Sleezy hookers seem more like a KCK or Olathe thing.
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Matt Nagy currently doing his best to show Eric Bienemy was the actual reason we were good on offense. #Chiefs
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1 year
@SECNetwork @dawnstaley @GamecockWBB This game showed how women’s college basketball is kind of broken. All you need is three 6’5” players who can rebound and have a shooting range of 9 feet. That is until you meet up with someone that can shoot the lights out and has pure athleticism.
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@shieldfan002 @NFL_Memes This is the dumbest meme in the history of the internet.
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2 years
@BillSimmons They have 3 #1 WR’s, a full defense and a rookie deal. Mahomes has literally no one. Sometimes I wonder if Bill watches games or is just doing Rewatchables movies homework.
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@AjKicks401 @DarrylFranke @DaveT94939741 @stoolpresidente Patriots fans are basically trust fund kids who's parents just told them they filed for bankruptcy. They have been used to the good life and now will be giving handos in an alley for a 3 day old lobster roll. Life comes at you fast.
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2 years
@NateGearySports These were all tough things. Add the Salary Cap monster to the list for next season.
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3 years
@Ice11Trae @SportsCenter Raising hand!!! He’s 1-4 against Mahomes. Has 0 AFC Championship appearances. 0 Super Bowl appearances. 0 rings. 1 playoff win. We are still here hating.
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@CNN @CNNOpinion They shouldn’t be in office long enough to evolve.
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3 years
@royalsreview Remember, someone once said “Pitching is the currency of baseball”. Well the Royals are eating Ramen noodles living under an overpass. They have no idea how to draft or develop talent. 14/15 was an absolute fluke.
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@BigBurn513 Imagine considering yourself a sports media personality and posting something like this. 2 of the 3 biggest calls in last nights game were against the Chiefs. The safety call was a terrible call and was against the Chiefs.
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@WincinnatiPod @CarsonPalmer @JwPalms I would be willing to listen to this conversation if it weren't for statistics and accolades.
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@otherprofootguy @ericeager_ I mean to be fair. I cant imagine being a Padres or Chargers fan. A lot of downtime to discredit a one legged QB performance that won an MVP, Super Bowl. All while throwing to a horrendous WR group. If Mahomes had Keenan Allen, he would would win 15 games every year.
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@Zirksee Luck is real!!!
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@Quartz87 @NFLonFOX @tkelce @Chiefs This is a really really dumb tweet.
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@Jackets614Life @Farzin21 The NFL had to make a statement after this. Warning teams not to be like the Bengals
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@Ravens Remember when people actually thought the Revens won the Orlando Brown Trade? Hilarious.
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@FerdaCityKC @ByPatForde I doubt Pat murdered anyone.
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@camrynbaylee The fact that you tweeted this shows me that you are using the “Political Analyst” title very loosely.
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@RussellShackle @SonsOfTuscon @MikeTomasco @DailyCaller I would Google the definition of mass exodus.
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@Tucker_TnL -Alexander the Great conquered countries at 18 -Augustus Caesar became a Roman Senator at age 20 -Blaise Pascal developed a calculator at 19 -Mozart wrote his first symphony at 8 -William Pitt became prime minister of England at 24 Fun game.. Whats the point of this?
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@shelovesjj1 @AdamSchefter @RosenhausSports Not done. They have 10 + years of embarrassing the Raiders still. Be patient.
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@3_Putt_Bogey_ @TJMoe28 @dannykanell Here's a fun exercise. Google The crusades.
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@YankeePlug @pantaremixz @DailyLoud Maybe you could take the $5 you are paying for that check mark and download a better meme app.
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@mctait @TheFakeNed @nickkrug Based on the turn around time on NCAA violations, Kansas punishments might arrive in 2026 for this.
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@Rightexan @EdgeofSports You lost me at Lifestyle. And by lost, I mean disgusted.
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@Farzin21 How are the Chiefs not cutting Brown at halftime?
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4 years
@AnthonyWbu @NimbleCryptic @ModernWarzone What a bad ass. Do you lead off with this line in job interviews. It this your bumble profile line?
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@_bigbam_ Is this where we get shot?
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@Farzin21 Does anyone find it hilarious that people are in an uproar over watered down piss? It took a social media campaign to make people aware. Now they have moved on to other watered down piss.
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@TheRealCoach_JB You’re the Alex Jones of football takes.
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@hawkins235 @espn @Lj_era8 @megatronnie Take a class in marketing. I’m sure Rolex is fronting a few out of the marketing budget.
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@minneso00991 @BleacherReport @PatrickMahomes @brgridiron @Chiefs Imagine being someone from Minnesota throwing sports shade.
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@UberHansen @quinten182 Romo did the same thing with Allen. You should really think about your posts. This sounds tent free and tacky.
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@MLB @MaxFried32 @Jack9Flaherty @LGio27 That’s a proper shirt to wear to an Astros game.
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@BMill24Burner Alabama, great in college sports, really really bad at literally everything else.
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4 years
@Speros_OG We need another blackout. I’m over the building camping, load out crutch, random gulag death atrocity.
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2 years
@Nickytreatz @danfetes Is it me or am I seeing a surprising amount of football analyst and writers from Buffalo that are tweeting the craziest takes. It can’t be a total lack of football knowledge, but it really feels like it. A lot of emotion and horrible takes.
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@tommybbn @Mustafa_salimb Hey Tom, we have been the major contributor to all of the foreign conflicts we have been involved in. We created Osama Bin Laden, we destabilized the region and created chaos. Every time we get involved, we create another problem. No one wants our help.
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@BarstoolAlabama I mean, he’s not wrong. Your state’s GDP is based off of 2 universities. That’s all you have. Of course it’s going to be a little currupt.
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@Jbm1055 @RealBirdLawyer @tKCyclone Hey give this guys some credit. It takes some stones to post shade on a team that you haven’t beaten since 2015. In comparing the two organizations, the Broncos would need the James Webb telescope to get a glimpse of where the Chiefs are right now.
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@Tropical1k @espn This is the dumbest Twitter post I’ve ever seen. Yes, that includes all tweets from Donald Trump.
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