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Keizaron

@Keizaron

2 months

Look, I'm just saying, if you have a crush on me just admit it

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

4 years

If this tweet gets 69,420 likes, I will read the ENTIRE Animorphs book series on stream, and I will try to get a hold of @kaaauthor in some way shape or form for at least one of those streams.

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@Keizaron

2 years

NO FREAKING WAY #shiny #livingdex #PokemonScarletViolet #NintendoSwitch

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@Keizaron

2 years

Are we gonna talk about how there's only 10 women speedrunners in this GDQ despite the fact that some people have two runs, or am I supposed to not say anything about that?

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@Keizaron

3 years

This one hurt. I don't mind that I lost and was honestly rooting for Sky myself (she's sick!), but I hate that my legacy at GDQ is being the Animorphs guy who can't finish runs, or when I do it's forgettable because memes overtake the runs that do. Gonna be sad for a while. ✌

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@Keizaron

4 years

Thank you for over 11 years of love, little man. You were my rock at my darkest points and you saw past my bad side to give me unconditional love. I didn't save you, you saved me. I'll see you again one day. This isn't goodbye, this is just see you later.

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@Keizaron

2 years

Literally crying in my car right now. I got my splints removed and for the first time I can ever remember, I feel air through both my nostrils. I've literally not been able to fully breathe through my nose in over two decades. 😭

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@Keizaron

2 years

Matching shirts we're so cool

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@Keizaron

3 years

I expect this random tweet with no substance to hit 420 likes during the time I sleep. Prove me right, nerds. Goodnight.

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@Keizaron

2 years

YO THEY ACCEPTED MY OFFER, WE'RE GETTING A HOUSE (pending inspection ofc)

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@Keizaron

2 years

Let me be perfectly clear. I love being a part of GDQ. I love and respect my co-workers and peers. We do great work. But I'm also loud. I have a voice. So I will always use my voice even if it puts me in a position that looks negative.

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

3 years

Being public with what's happened the past few years has led to people giving positive words and MORE IMPORTANTLY people who have participated in it APOLOGIZING because they DIDN'T KNOW. Tell me again that I should ignore it and move on.

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

5 years

I started yesterday's stream @ 630 subs; hopes of hitting 700 subs for another emote slot while having a ton of fun with friends. 28 hours later, lots of laughs and 4 cries later, we unlocked 12 new emotes. I just... thank you. From the bottom of my heart.

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@Keizaron

4 years

Of course I propose to @Tanglenight right when pizza is on the way so I was overshadowed by doughy goodness. Honestly just our lives. 🤣

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@Keizaron

5 years

I'm banned

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@Keizaron

6 years

Oncologist told me it's stage 1 testicular cancer, which is as good as we could hope for right now. To spare everyone a long medical talk, the tl;dr is I'll be under observation for the next 5 years with occassional CAT scans. NO chemo. 98+% survival rate for this young hero.

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

4 years

Well, it's official. Sterling has one last appointment at 2:40 PM tomorrow. He'll get to be free from his pain, scratch as many couches up as he wants, eat all the food he wants, and hell, he won't have a Shiba to try and lick his ear... at least for another decade or so. <3

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

4 years

Racism is real. Police brutality is real. Unfollow me if you actually think otherwise.

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@Keizaron

5 years

So my local news will be interviewing me soon because of SGDQ's success and my role/involvement in that success. That's pretty neat, I'd say!

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@Keizaron

3 years

#AGDQ2022 #Preshow #lolhobzismad #lolkungfuissad

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@Keizaron

7 months

I am ALIVE because of all of you at home generously supporting @preventcancer . If there was ever any doubt on your impact, please remember that.

Games Done Quick 🔜 #FlameFatales

@GamesDoneQuick

7 months

Every word said by @MrGameAndShout is true. The amazing staff, crew, and volunteers that make these events happen are incredible. But we couldn't do it without YOU. #AGDQ2024

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@Keizaron

3 years

Not directed at one person but some replies kind of don't understand.

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@Keizaron

4 years

Speedrun accessibility > speedrun purity

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

6 years

I can now publicly say this. I am officially a full-time member of the Games Done Quick interview team! I want to thank the team for giving me the opportunity to continue to be involved with such an amazing group of people and everybody who's rooted for me and supported me! <3

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@Keizaron

5 years

Yes, those were real tears some of you saw. I'm so damn proud of all the hard work we at @GamesDoneQuick do every event, and this one was extra special. I'm still in disbelief that we raised THREE MILLION. Thank you all SO much. ❤️

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

3 years

Never, EVER, guilt somebody if their method of processing stress, depression and anxiety is different from yours. NEVER.

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@Keizaron

2 years

I would actualy genuinely fly down to @Twitch HQ and riot if these rumored changes happen. This is why partners need a union. I worked hard for multiple years to get the contract I have and these changes would slash my income significantly. What a ridiculous proposal.

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@Keizaron

2 years

Yo fuck Golbat

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@Keizaron

2 years

Saying wizard game isn't supporting transphobia because there's a trans character is the modern day equivalent of saying you aren't racist because you have a black friend. Use your brains.

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@Keizaron

2 years

It didn't take 8 hours. High fives all around.

emray

@emrayquaza

2 years

@basedtiles @Keizaron I can assure you I am almost definitely going to fuck him, probably in the next 8 hours, and that is a threat

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@Keizaron

2 years

WE CLOSE ON THE HOUSE TODAY WE MOVE INTO THE HOUSE TOMORROW WE CLOSE ON THE HOUSE TODAY WE MOVE INTO THE HOUSE TOMORROW WE CLOSE ON THE HOUSE TODAY WE MOVE INTO THE HOUSE TOMORROW WE CLOSE ON THE HOUSE TODAY WE MOVE INTO THE HOUSE TOMORROW WE CLOSE ON THE HOUSE TODAY WE MOVE INTO

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

5 years

This is still probably the best/worst sequence of words that came out of my mouth at SGDQ.

Streams with splits on the wrong side

@NCSpeedrunners

5 years

Runner: @Keizaron (at SGDQ 2019)

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@Keizaron

2 years

My final shift at SGDQ 2022 happened with my interview for Celeste.SMC. Incredibly proud of my coworkers for working through rust to help put together this event. I'm here until Sunday morning, but I'm done. Say hi when you see me, hug me, etc. ❤️👍

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@Keizaron

2 years

Streamers: let's unite for a Bad Layout Day on April 1st. Make the worst layout you can, have a regular ass stream and make ZERO mention of it. (Yes, I know this gives it away but you know damn well people can't read)

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

4 years

Sterling is getting fluids and an anti-nausea shot and coming home with me. I'm going to be spending the next couple days with him so he can have a comfortable end, but he's at his end. He has kidney failure among a slew of other problems. I love you, little man.

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

3 years

YOU WILL BE BLESSED IF YOU LIKE THIS TWEET. GOD IS GOOD.

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

5 years

Unacceptable. How has this not been met yet? It's the 10th anniversary of @GamesDoneQuick , let's ruin it by getting Animorphs in. #AGDQ2020

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

2 years

I may have adopted an older cat named Amapola who needs one last forever home.

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

5 years

Animorphs is a BONUS game, so it'll be a donation incentive. However, if it gets met... I want to have the largest stage/back couch in Awful Block HISTORY. Main "couch" will be decided eventually but I want everybody involved since Animorphs jump-start my career. Retweet pls.

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@Keizaron

2 years

Fuck these old people in charge of this country.

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@Keizaron

4 years

I'M BEING BULLIED

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@Keizaron

3 years

Seeing messages and getting some DMs about hurtful/unfunny stuff and things I want to move on from finally took its toll this morning. It's something that comes up multiple times a week, consistently, for over FIVE years.

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@Keizaron

5 years

$60,000 met for Animorphs. L. M. A. O.

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

7 months

Hey to any new followers from GDQ. You've made a mistake and I will probably post something you violently disagree with at some point. You've been warned.

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@Keizaron

3 years

Hey, this is gross and disgusting. I don't get why @YouTube would allow someone to have that name outside of actual organizations, but please report this channel by going here (can see my reasoning in second screenshot) :

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@Keizaron

2 years

Frame Fatales is a fantastic thing to help represent the non-male side of speedrunning, but it amounts to *nothing* if numbers still end up skewed. Whether it's a lack of submissions or a lack of acceptance, it isn't right.

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@Keizaron

2 years

Someone at Walmart today pointed at me (probably because I still wear my mask), turned to their kid and was like "that homo liberal is why we had to [unintelligible from here]" I want to know what my gay human activist self ruined for this conservative in general.

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@Keizaron

3 years

Sure wish people would actually read the pinned tweet and stop with the incredibly stupid overestimate jokes though. It hasn't been funny for years now.

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@Keizaron

3 years

FUN FACT ABOUT THE #SGDQ2021 PRE-SHOW Hobz and I had his bleeped rant about Dark Souls III secretly planned out so there would be genuine reactions from spike and Fu; they did NOT know he was going to do that. So they have genuine looks of confusion and I was dying of laughter.

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@Keizaron

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@Keizaron

5 years

I am trying to get to everybody's tweets. Thank you SO MUCH for watching and supporting. We raised OVER 100K during that run alone. I feel so honored to have been a part of this.

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@Keizaron

2 years

Life is hilarious timing. So I'm wearing a Pikachu shirt and a Twitch hoodie at my allergy appointment. Nurse: Oh, do you stream Pokemon? My son loves it and got me into it! Me: Yeah! It's my job! Nurse: Sounds fun! Do you have to deal with haters and jerks online though? Me: 😐

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

4 years

If this tweet gets 1000 likes, I will make an ASMR channel using my demon voice modulator.

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@Keizaron

6 months

BRO WHAT THIS IS MY STARTER FOR MY RANDOMIZER TODAY WTF ARE THE CHANCES

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@Keizaron

4 years

To anybody that voted for the cheetoh: Thanks, my minority family (including myself) get to live in fear, and my POC fiancée and I get to worry about marrying in fear. Exactly what two high anxiety individuals crave! You're the best!

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@Keizaron

4 years

To my fans that are disappointed I didn't get a game into SGDQ: 1) I'm on the interview team, you'll still get your dose of nonsense! 2) Celebrate our friends that got in! I know I am! 3) This is an opportunity for those that might not be able to make it to physical events!

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@Keizaron

5 months

Stop using cancer as an insult and use what little brainpower you probably have to find a different word. Signed, Cancer Survivor

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@Keizaron

2 years

Oh yeah?? @spikevegeta @kungfufruitcup are we fighting now??

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@Keizaron

5 years

Hey look I'm the greatest runner of all time.

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@Keizaron

3 years

Heads up, I tested positive for COVID, which means emray probably also has it. Probably got it when we had to go to the ER last week. I *am* vaxxed, but not boosted since availability for me hasn't been the greatest. Really mild symptoms, feel fine enough to stream.

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@Keizaron

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@Keizaron

4 years

Also thanks for all the congrats and good vibes and whatnot. I've been nervous for weeks and I'm glad she said yes. We'll have a cute as fuck picture of it when she gets back and we get our nails prettied up. :3

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@Keizaron

1 year

If I don't have a picture with you, please use this template.

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@Keizaron

3 years

Ah, yes, "cancelled" because you... *checks notes* Were incapable of apologizing for hurting and marginalizing the existence of people. You had several months to publicly say something remotely apologetic but instead decided to publicly cry foul. Good look.

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@craftedite

3 years

I was cancelled from the PSR marathon by a vocal minority due to my opinions which they disagreed with. Many people agree my opinions are completely reasonable, but can't say anything due to fear of being ostracized. We need to eliminate this culture of intolerance from PSR.

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@Keizaron

1 year

Red and purple

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@Keizaron

3 years

Just covid test things

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@Keizaron

1 year

Hey if you're gonna hate and harass someone at GDQ you probably (1) shouldn't do that (2) shouldn't be here and (3) pay attention to who you're harassing lmao

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@Keizaron

5 years

For years, I've shit on shiny hunting. Then I saw what GMax Shiny Grimmsnarl looks like. And now I caught a Shiny Oranguru. I am the biggest hypocrite, I want more Shinies.

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@Keizaron

5 years

Unacceptable. Meet this or else. #AGDQ2020

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@Keizaron

3 years

I'm not sure if I can hit 10 even with distortions (do not tell me or I will insta-block you), but I got to 9 without ever leaving area 1 yet. This has been the dumbest challenge.

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@Keizaron

2 years

Friendly reminder there is a GDQ Hotfix show called The First Step hosted by @J_Hobz and myself where we actively teach and encourage you to pick up speedrunning at your own pace. Don't let leaderboards fool you into thinking they're actually important to your enjoyment.

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@Keizaron

4 years

I love you

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@Keizaron

3 years

I've been a plenty good sport about being "overestimate" all the time but fuck am I sick of it at this point, especially when I actually have a positive ratio. Like, piss off already.

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@Keizaron

5 years

This is slander

Games Done Quick 🔜 #FlameFatales

@GamesDoneQuick

5 years

Pine get! Wait, wrong game No matter if you think it belongs on pizza or not, pineapple most certainly belongs on @Keizaron #AGDQ2020

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Keizaron

@Keizaron

4 years

I know there are people that care. I know there are people that will always be there for me. But when your mind decides to mess with you, you feel like you're on your own island, with nobody but yourself. I keep feeling like I'm getting better, but then this happens again.

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@Keizaron

4 years

It should be abundantly clear, but I'll make an announcement just to be safe. I won't be participating in TFS this week, and I don't know when I'll be back to streaming. I will obviously need time to heal and process life without my boy. Thank you for understanding.

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@Keizaron

2 years

Guess I have to learn Legends Arceus

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@Keizaron

2 years

I really hope everybody enjoyed the #AGDQ2023 Pre-Show. We worked SO hard and had such a tight schedule to get everything done.

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@Keizaron

4 years

If you're ever feeling any sort of way, please remember that people DO love you and people DO care about you. If suicide prevention hotlines intimidate you, and if you're scared to talk to friends or family, my DMs are open, and many people in my community are willing to listen.

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@Keizaron

5 years

Animorphs is in this LMAO

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@Twitch

5 years

There's over 3 million reasons why #AGDQ2020 was the best one yet.

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@Keizaron

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@Keizaron

2 years

Gonna make a thread talking about how things newly taste and smell since my surgery quite literally changed my life. Feel free to follow along.

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@Keizaron

5 years

GUYS WHAT

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@Keizaron

3 years

I am pleased to announce I am available for speedrun and speedrun-adjacent coaching. For low rates of any and all your money, I will belittle you publicly on stream while I do terribly at runs myself and blame everything BUT me.

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@Keizaron

5 years

Animorphs

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@Keizaron

5 years

Like/retweet this and I will either give you one (1) compliment or one (1) insult. Godspeed.

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@Keizaron

5 years

I have an exciting announcement, everybody! @J_Hobz and I are starting a brand new GDQ Hotfix show called The First Step! We'll be racing different games every week with very little prep time (8 hours or less) to show how easy it is to get into speedrunning! SUPER STOKED!

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@Keizaron

5 years

By the way, e-sports teams, not only am I on screen at GDQ like, 40 hours a day, but I am the hottest speedrunning free agent right now. Let's talk. 😂

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@Keizaron

4 years

Okay, so like, I heard Sterling meow. Like, it wasn't any of the other cats, it was 100% his meow. If he's gonna haunt me, it better be a funny haunting and not a spooky haunting.

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@Keizaron

2 years

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@Keizaron

3 years

The fact that it's 2021 and we still have to explain why people feeling safe and comfortable is more valuable than bowing down to shitty "opinions" on identity is incredible.

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@Keizaron

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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@Keizaron

2 years

I don't typically get upset about GDQ games list, but I'm genuinely bummed that @emrayquaza just never gets Hollow Knight in. Y'all let her in for FF and Hotfix all the time but can't give a skilled, veteran runner a shot on the main stage? I'm not happy about it, tbh.

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@Keizaron

4 years

Or, and hear me out, people can stop being pieces of crap and assume they're allowed to interact with WOMEN in any way/shape/form they want despite their comfort levels. That's a pretty damn good start to solving the problem.

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4 years

Gaming entertainers will have to get written contracts with females in the future before they even start flirting. Thats the only way to solve this problem.

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@Keizaron

7 months

Always a pleasure to interview the wonderful people who work with @preventcancer . Was very pleased to publicly announce I am OFFICIALLY cancer free during this segment, and Heather is a kickass person!

Prevent Cancer Foundation

@preventcancer

7 months

Who caught @preventcancer 's Senior Director of Cancer Prevention and Early Detection, Heather Mackey, on the livestream this morning?! Thanks for a great interview, @Keizaron ! 🎮🎉 #gdqmom #agdq2024 @GamesDoneQuick

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@Keizaron

2 years

Run today. Should be okay.

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@Keizaron

2 months

The realization that I was one tweet away from anime tiddies when I pulled up Twitter during the interview

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@Keizaron

2 years

I can show you a piece of shit. Go to your mirror.

Dorelu Lu Floare

@Cristian_Eugene

2 years

@Keizaron 😂😂😂😂 Ok, show me a woman that's better than a man who's competing OR has more experience but didn't qualify

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@Keizaron

3 years

It's extremely likely my grandpa won't make it later than tomorrow morning. I'm gonna try to live out normal days the next few days because I know he wouldn't want me to wallow, but please understand that I might be offline at various times in the following days.

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@Keizaron

3 years

HoW cOuLd KeIz WiN iF hE cAnT fInIsH uNdErEsTiMaTe

Games Done Quick 🔜 #FlameFatales

@GamesDoneQuick

3 years

Also, @Keizaron is the winner of the race!

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@Keizaron

3 years

Nuclear take: BDSP glitched runs are super boring. The discovery aspect the community is going through is infinitely cooler than the run itself.

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