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Bitcoiner | Braai master | Minister of 'Western Imperialist Propoganda'

Free State, 🇿🇦
Joined December 2012
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1 year
@DrLoupis We should jail the surgeons who perform these
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10 months
So funny to see South Africans crying about the Rand being "manipulated"😂🤡 Sorry to say, but your Rand isn't down 60% over the last 10 years because of some grand scheme by a few banks Your Rand is down 60% because your South African Reserve Bank has more than doubled the
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4 months
How low does your IQ have to be to believe that NHI will actually work ?💀🇿🇦
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8 months
The International Court of Justice findings for today: 1. No ceasefire 2. The South African government wasted R200 Million to save zero lives in another country. RIP to the South African people who thought the ANC was doing something good🤣😂🤡
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7 months
This is the best reply to #SONA2024 I have heard so far🔥
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1 year
"If you don't understand #bitcoin you don't understand money." Price of iPhone flagship models in SA : iPhone 4 (2010) 🇿🇦 R11,999 | 2857 #BTC     iPhone 5 (2012) 🇿🇦 R14,999 | 16.6 #BTC     iPhone 6 (2014) 🇿🇦 R18,999 | 2.17 #BTC     iPhone 7 (2016) 🇿🇦 R19,999 | 1.28 #BTC
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7 months
We lost a family member yesterday. She was the most beautiful, magnificent, and loving animal😞
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1 year
@todayyearsoldig If you lean back even slightly tho🤣😅
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1 year
@brutalfightz Equal rights equal fights🤣
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5 months
Does anyone need a lift to the white people meeting this week?
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7 months
'Whites' have been trending every day so far in 2024🇿🇦 I guess we just are the coolest cucumbers in town
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1 year
. @CyrilRamaphosa is worth an estimated $500 million / R10 billion. Apparently, he is "an excellent businessman", but somehow, in just 5 years: - ZAR down ~40% since he took office (15 February 2018 - R11.61/$ to R18.90/$ now) -SA Junk Status - SA FATF Greylisting - Fuel
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9 months
Are you ready to get locked up for your posts on Social Media ?🚨🇿🇦
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8 months
You will own nothing, but will you be happy South Africa?🇿🇦
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8 months
The UFC has its first African Champion in History! I hope we get a day off for this one, too, @CyrilRamaphosa ? Dricus Du Plessis, World Champion 🏆 WAKANDA FOREVER
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11 months
@WallStreetSilv It's all fraud - Max Keizer (2011)
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4 months
"Why don't you use South African labor and stop employing foreigners!?" South African labor:
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10 months
@TheInsiderPaper 𝕏 isn't an airport, I don't know why people always feel the need to announce their departure when they're going to return in a few months anyway
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8 months
How is what is happening in Palestine like apartheid ? Can someone please explain to me ? Also, when did the NP government drop 15 000 bombs on the townships ?
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8 months
Some africans build rockets in 5 days, Other africans can't even build a school in 5 years. What kind of African are you ?
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9 months
What a stupid, ignorant thing to say on a live broadcast. This boy made his own bed and will pay dearly for saying this. However, it makes zero sense for the EFF to target Hoërskool Ben Voster for this, Typical example of EFF color fascination, white boy said something, so now
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8 months
At the ICJ, they scream, "racism, genocide, apartheid!" Meanwhile, back at home, they are the ones enforcing racism🤡🇿🇦
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8 months
🚨 JUST IN 🚨 SA U19 captain David Teeger has been relieved of his duties ahead of the U19 showpiece event set to be held in SA. A new captain will be announced in due course. #CricketTwitter
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10 months
Less than 3 million people pay 97% of personal income tax in SA🇿🇦 19 million people receive monthly social grants.
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3 months
Domestic workers might not realize this, but many of them are about to lose their jobs
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7 months
Julius Malema: under EFF leadership, after matric, everyone will get R2000 per month grant After graduating university R5000 Imagine how quickly this place would turn into Zimbabwe🤡😂🤦‍♂️
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8 months
SOUTH AFRICA V ISRAEL ICJ HEARING: A pathetic display of virtue signaling by a failing state.👇🧵
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10 months
Never miss a good opportunity to protest about things you know nothing about - South African proverb
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8 months
I hate it when people put EFF stickers on their car just so they can park in the disabled space🤡
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1 year
@DrLoupis Doctors will do anything for money. Trust no one kids✌️
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5 months
Why build a prosperous natuon when you can loot everything and just blame it on the wyt pepo🤷🏼‍♂️
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10 months
Every time I see a fancy car in SA worth over R50 million, I think to myself: "What a sophisticated idiot 🤡 Man spent R50 million to look 'cool.'" Or "Probably some Cadre" I don't look at it as a symbol of status at all. Is it just me or?
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7 months
Elon Musk is probably so powerful by now that he is capable of re-colonizing South Africa and keeping it all to himself.
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1 year
Drop your favorite EFF memes below ?😅🤣
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7 months
3rd place in Africa/55th in the world. Bafana Bafana deserves a funeral, not a welcoming party😂 Welcoming parties should be reserved for world champions only🤡🌍
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@OliLondonTV What kind of man just watches as this happens ?!
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9 months
You are a special kind of fool if you believe you are going to vote yourself out of this.😂🇿🇦
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10 months
One day, my son will ask: "How did SA end up like Zimbabwe?" And I will tell him: "Big money influenced small minds to be leniant on looters, thieves, criminals, and rapists. Letting them run amock and terrorise society. "👇 -Ngizwe Mchunu/Zuma
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7 months
How do people afford cars like this in our country ? Do you really think these people worked that much harder than you ?😂🇿🇦
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@ChrisExcel102 Then South African will ask: "Why is our country so messed up?" It's because we teach childran that liquor and pussy is the most important part of a life experience
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3 months
Do you really think Africa would've ever developed without being colonized?
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8 months
South Africans can't afford even half the food that they usually could, but lucky for the ANC, no one in this country can do maths, especially grant dependents: In 1994 the price of bread was R1.80 each. The Old age Grant was R390. Therefore you could buy around 216 loafs of
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You are 100% wasting your time🎯
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9 months
South Africa is definitely not the smartest nation on earth🤡
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8 months
What does a man have to smoke to do this ?🤔
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6 months
@iamyesyouareno Does anyone know the price of a sailboat?
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8 months
Not for sensitive viewers 🚨🤣😂
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5 months
They should've added one bmw there at the end😂
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6 months
We could have Tesla and Starlink in our country, Instead, we have "struggle icons" and BEEE😒
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11 months
According to the 2023/24 South African National Budget, the total budget for the year is R2.1 trillion. Of this, R1.2 trillion, 57%, is allocated to salaries. According to the US budget for 2023, the US is estimated to spend $286 billion on salaries, or about 4.6% of the budget.
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Which one of these supervilians resemble Naledi Pandor best ? A. Vogons (Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy) B. Jabba the Hutt (Star Wars) Please cast your vote below to help me settle this mental dispute👇😋
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1 year
Worried about cancer, alzheimers, and parkinsons? Stop supporting farmers who use Roundup/glyphosate❗️ ~850 million tons of Roundup used every year since 1991 <1% ends up killing weeds >99% ends up contaminating our water supply. Cancer incidence up >100% since 91 Alzheimer
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8 months
"If there are idiots in power, it means those who elected them are well represented." -Mahatma Ghandi
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8 months
Maybe if we underpaid Politicians and overpaid Teachers, there would be more smart people and less stupid laws
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11 months
Congrats, bokke.🏆 What an ugly picture, though. There must be a special place in hell for Cyril Ramaphosa. Evil Scum.
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If you haven't read the EFF peoples's manifesto yet: I highly recommend it 😂 Best piece of comedy ever🤡 Blockchain, AI, R1 million grant for black doctorates. I am sure Robert Mugabe also told fairytales like this before the food ran out😆
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1 year
@nypost So Kristen Bell threatened @rustyrockets for no reason whatsoever but somehow Russell is the bad guy ?🤦‍♂️
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10 months
50% of Rands in existence was printed within the last decade by the South African Reserve Bank Now, the ANC wants to cry about "currency manipulation"🤡 And to think there's people that actually buy this🐑🤦‍♂️😂
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8 months
. @MbalulaFikile when he arrives at the Gucci store
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10 months
Why are these people paid so well? The country is a mess, and the politicians get to feast while everyone else is basically starving. Proudly South African🤦‍♂️🤡
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"Corruption happens only because of white people" "Black people can't do business." -Julius Malema, EFF🤡
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@Julius_S_Malema I would delete this if I were you Posts like this only show just how little you know about money
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Julius "I blame white people" Malema: If you hate white people so much, why do you still drive a BMW ? You should switch to an African car manufacturer. If you hate white people so much, why do you wear clothes that were designed by them ? You should switch to traditional
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MALEMA: THE SPRINGBOK MUST FALL. That National Team - we will get it a new name, and the new colours, and the new Emblem, which will represent our democracy #CICwithGroundForces
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🫡 God bless Elon Musk
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@bennyjohnson They are openly pushing for genocide of white people in South Africa. @CyrilRamaphosa , why do you say nothing?
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Imagine having labor that doesn't have to attend 16 funerals a year ?
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9 months
@stillgray There are some individuals in this world who think colors are the most important aspect of life and then there are people who aren't complete losers
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South African parenting just hits differently🍗
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The only thing the ANC achieved with their buffoonery at the ICJ🚨: Hello Sanctions and Goodbye AGOA,
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"Why would the WEF fund the EFF ?" Someone asked me the other day Simple really: If the EFF ever wins and starts forcefully taking people's property, the economy will crash, millions will die, and then the WEF can come from Europe and buy everything cheap, just like in
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Typical example of the results of BEE. South African Reserve Bank Governer thinks unemployed people are unaffected by interest rates. And then people will ask why SA is in such a bad situation? It's because we appoint imbiciles based on the color of their skin.
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Starship view from Mexico 🇲🇽 🤯
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Am I the only one who had to double take on this one?😂 "As we stand here - three dickheads"
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African leaders will always ensure that Africans never succeed. Then they try and blame it on everyone else but themselves @edmnangagwa 🤡😂
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@ChrisExcel102 Colors, colors, colors😂
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Financial advice to all my communist/socialist friends in 🇿🇦: The average South african spends around R200 per month on toilet paper, but for R200 you can buy up to $5 Million Venezuelan Bolivar and wipe your butt for a full year with pure communist pride🤣 Follow me for more
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South Africans trying to understand economics:
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@CyrilRamaphosa 😂😅 best comedian on 𝕏 with another banger this morning It's your fault that nothing is safe, clean or vribrant. You have allowed this Maybe if the country was more important to you than your BMW/mercedes you could've done a decent job😋
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10 months
What "good story"😂?
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President Cyril Ramaphosa wants South Africans to be “messengers” and tell the ANC government’s good story instead of “badmouthing” the country.
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11 months
Why do we allow this ?🇿🇦
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@wiseconnector A woman who respects and loves you unconditionally
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11 months
If you think fuel is expensive now, you are in for a huge surprise 😅 Next month will be a R2 increase. The month after will be a R4 increase. By December, you will most likely pay R30/liter Bookmark this post.
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@LibertyCappy Just saw a "cisgender" "male", gen Z lib for the first time yesterday😅
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@nickmangwana @KMutisi She looks like the inside of a china shop😅🤣
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1 year
Graduates are seeking an R4500 grant for unemployment.🤦‍♂️ If that degree actually meant anything, they would be able to acknowledge that grants, BEEE, and state sponsorship of useless degrees are the very reason they are unemployed 😂
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When you ask the South African government why the country is in such a poor state, they will pull up their shoulders and say : "apartheid" Then, they will turn around and create racist laws in order to destroy the few entrepreneurs who still function.🤡🇿🇦
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Grok Roasts @Julius_S_Malema 🔥😂 What would you add ?
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@WallStreetSilv Everything is basically one big scam at this point
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@MYANC The ANC has always supported murder and rape. Look at the stats in SA as a prime example. No surprise here
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@CharlieDance18 @SuperiorZulu 😂🤦‍♂️ we have some color fascinated clowns in the house!
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Cape Independence is the only way to change the South African political landscape in a meaningful way. Please sign the petition below to be a part of this🔽 (It doesn't matter where you live 🇿🇦)
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