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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

1 month

I thought of something sexier than 26.

I’ve Been Dating Someone Else’s Boyfriend for a Year

It may be the healthiest relationship I’ve ever been in.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Tbh I never thought I’d do one of these but… SOME NEWS! One week from today I will be starting as @Cosmopolitan ’s new Associate Sex & Relationships Editor! Obviously nothing short of a dream and I am beyond excited to be joining such a talented team at this iconic publication.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

5 years

An important milestone in every young woman's life is the day she realizes she's older than Leonardo DiCaprio's current girlfriend.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

3 years

Had a lovely little chat with Small Penis Fall founder @MeganBitchell about Small Penis Fall, the season that it currently is.

Welcome to Small Penis Fall. Uh, What Is Small Penis Fall?

Come one, come all to the internet's latest and surprisingly wholesome seasonal meme

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Just because I am a sex writer in New York DOES NOT mean I am “just like Carrie Bradshaw.” I am just like Carrie Bradshaw because I’m in credit card debt and have a bad personality.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

8 months

Do I know any sex writers who are also big movie buffs? Looking to assign some freelance stories, HMU if you’re interested!

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Wrote about Sylvia Plath’s Food Diary ( @whatsylviaate ), which provides a uniquely peaceful kind of pleasure that is hard to come by — especially on Twitter. Thanks for the interview @rebeccaebrill

Sylvia Plath's Food Diary Is… the Happiest Place on Twitter?

A Twitter account documenting Sylvia Plath's every mention of food reveals a side of the poet we rarely see

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Remember, you’re never too old to lie to your parents about your whereabouts.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

One of the many things I’m super excited about re: Cosmo is I now get to edit Cosmo’s Confessay series!! (AKA, personal essays about particularly hot/wild/out there sexual experiences.) Pitch me your sexiest sex stories: kayla.kibbe @hearst .com!

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

As far as I can tell the main benefit of being in a relationship is having something normal to say when your coworkers ask about your weekend. You can be like “Joe and I went for a hike upstate!” instead of like “I had unprotected sex with a stranger from the internet.”

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

3 years

I tried to headline this “I Want Timothy Dalton to Fuck the Living Daylights Out of Me.”

James Bond Didn't Deserve Timothy Dalton

Timothy Dalton was Daniel Craig's Bond before Daniel Craig was Daniel Craig's Bond. It's time to show him the respect he deserves.

www.insidehook.com

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Sorry but until you’ve had to google “If you have sex with two guys in one night and take plan b after the first guy do you have to take it again after the second guy” you have not had a “slut era.”

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

4 years

My first for @BitchMedia . Many thanks to @joweldon @Maggie_McNeill and @tylerthebadwolf , among others, for sharing their time and insight, and to @freeblackgirl for the edits.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

11 months

Brb, throwing myself to the wolves.

What I’ve Learned From Sleeping With (a Lot of) Married Men

The most complicated thing about cheating is how uncomplicated it often is. The more you do it, the more you realize everyone’s kind of doing it.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

1 year

Are you a person who has somehow managed to meet a romantic partner in real life? (i.e. not on a dating app/in a DM slide/otherwise on the internet.) Hit me up at kayla.kibbe @hearst .com with your cutest meet cute for a chance to be quoted in Cosmo.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

9 months

I am once again asking you to pitch me CONFESSAYS for Cosmo! For the uninitiated, Confessays are erotic personal essays detailing real-life sexperiences—ideally of a particularly hot, surprising, out-there, or otherwise memorable nature. Pitch me at Kayla.Kibbe @hearst .com

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

1 year

You gotta give the occasional car blowjob. Keeps a girl young.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

New year, same me (which you know, probably not ideal but it is what it is!!) But: NEW CONFESSAY PITCH CALL FOR COSMO! If you have an IRL steamy sexperience you’d like to write about, pitch me your hottest personal essays at Kayla.Kibbe @Hearst .com.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

5 years

When CNN’s new intern is a creative writing major.

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5 years

On the evening Robert Mueller submitted his report to the Justice Department, President Trump was on the tiled patio of Mar-a-Lago, bathed in golden light, with his wife and son Barron, who had reached teenagerhood two days earlier

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Seducing dads by not understanding fax machines.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

8 months

Sometimes the column is about banging old dudes and sometimes it’s about how ugly and mentally ill I am, I don’t make the rules. (JK I literally make the rules and the rules are: it’s my column and I’ll do whatever the hell I want with it.)

I Used to Want to Be Hot So Men Would Like Me. Now I Just Want to Be So Hot, They Can’t Hurt Me.

Where can I unsubscribe from the male gaze?

www.cosmopolitan.com

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

10 years

College essay coming along nicely http://t.co/x0GKkaG5c2

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

I love drinking wine and waiting for men to disappoint me.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Dude responded to my nudes with “Nice! You look great!!” so unfortunately I have to kms now.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

9 months

In honor of daylight savings time I too will get darker and cause you misery.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

RIP to these Louboutins, who perished the most Carrie Bradshaw-esque death imaginable.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

8 years

When he hasn't texted in four days.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

It is my professional opinion as a sex and relationships editor that more people should be titty fucking.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

8 years

Mother-daughter relationship goals

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

1 year

Look, this mental breakdown isn’t gonna have itself.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Unfortunately I had a pleasant interaction with a baby on the subway today and now I have to rethink my entire life plan, which was to die alone.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Hi hi. Are you someone who has experience selling feet pics? Want to talk to me about it for COSMO? Email me at Kayla.Kibbe @hearst .com. ✨👠

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

1 year

The rumors are true, I am 26. Oh, and also I have a new @Cosmopolitan column. First up: everyone’s favorite, age-gap relationships. Have at it.

The Real Reason I Sleep With Men Old Enough to Be My Dad

Introducing “Sex at 26,” a column that explores dating and power in a youth-obsessed world.

www.cosmopolitan.com

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

6 years

For a long time I thought the Property Brothers were an attractive gay couple despite the fact that their relationship is defined in the title and also they are obviously identical twins.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

To clarify, I am not now, nor have I ever been, selling fresh breast milk

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

At 25 you have to choose between getting married and buying a house or regressing to your 10th grade personality and I have chosen 10th grade.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

1 year

No one on the planet is more married than a man who claims to be “separated.”

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

7 years

Bless Me Última got a shoutout today and my professor mistook my Mprep nostalgia as an indication that I had something intelligent to say.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

5 years

I came, I saw, I felt awkward and left.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

3 years

Publicly mourning a celebrity death goes against everything I believe in but I have some very fond memories of my dad driving me to school circa 5th grade and playing his bat out of hell cassette and that is all.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Celebrating thanksgiving the only way I know how: sending nudes from my childhood bedroom.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

4 years

This pandemic has stripped me of my constitutional right to get drunk and have mediocre sex in a stranger’s apartment.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Brb, time to go back to my hometown for the holidays and realize I love Christmas more than my big city magazine job.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

4 years

Hey everyone, look at this sexist piece of shit who just emailed my entire editorial team to let them know, “with all due respect” to my dumb “female journalist” brain, that I can’t possibly understand sex BECAUSE I’M “NOT A GUY” WHO’S “WIRED TO BE HORNY” ?????????????????

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

4 years

In college I got paid to ghostwrite those long recipe intros everyone hates. We hate them too. They’re not even real. We also don’t care about this cutesy story about our husband and kids. There is no husband and kids. They’ve been dead for years.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

6 years

I got banned from Tinder and it felt like coming home and realizing my spouse of five years had changed the locks to our house.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Now that I have found career success beyond my wildest dreams I’m ready to refocus on my true passion: having a crush on every boy.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

If you, a kind stranger on the Amtrak, help me put my bag in the overhead storage thing, we had sex. That’s what sex is.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

No offense but can you all stop getting married already it is 2022.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

4 years

Everyone needs to know about my objectively flawless new shirt, in which I hope to someday be buried.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

9 years

Today my English professor referenced Things Fall Apart and no one even shouted anything about yams.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

I liked Girls after it was cool but before it was cool again.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Actual footage of me simping.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

9 years

Deleting my twitter and moving somewhere far away where dresses are one color and one color only

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

4 years

Recently started selling my nudes so if I’ve ever sent them to you you’ll be receiving an invoice.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

5 years

I made some dude on Bumble buy the @sosadtoday book and it’s definitely the most good I’ve ever done on a dating app / the most competent thing I’ve ever witnessed a man do.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

PITCH CALL: Halloween is over which means the horniest time of year (aka hometown hookup season!) is upon us. For Cosmo’s Confessay series, I’d love to hear about your hottest holiday hometown hookup experiences. Pitch your personal essays to me at: Kayla.Kibbe @hearst .com.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

3 years

My fans ❤️❤️❤️🥰

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

3 years

Got catcalled in Times Square. New York is back baby.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

For @Cosmopolitan , I’m looking to hear from women and non-binary people about what’s turning you on rn. New fantasies, kinks, turn-ons etc. Bonus points for wild/kinky/unexpected, but most importantly, I’m looking for REAL! DMs open & yes, you can be anon!

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

4 years

Guess we finally reached this stage of 2020.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Guys think it’s sooo hot when you’re not wearing underwear on a date but what they don’t realize is that actually I just haven’t done laundry in weeks and there is simply no underwear to be had.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

6 years

A flight getting cancelled is a lot like getting broken up with. It’s upsetting and confusing and you feel like you deserve an explanation but you’re probably not going to get one.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

8 years

I just want everyone to know that I officially have haters and I'm handling the pressures of fame really well.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

One of my favorite broke bitch behaviors from when I first moved to New York as an intern was going to the nearest Sephora before a date and spraying myself with the perfume samples and sometimes I kind of miss it. (I’m still broke btw I’m just financially irresponsible now.)

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

6 years

I don’t respect people who have to listen to music in the shower. Like really? You’re that scared of being alone with your thoughts? Get in there and face the void like an adult.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

6 years

So glad I bullied this teacher in high school.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

1 year

Date someone else’s boyfriend! It’s less work than being responsible for your own!

An Enthusiastic Endorsement for Dating Someone in an Open Relationship

Yes, I’m telling you to go out with someone else’s boyfriend.

www.cosmopolitan.com

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Putting emergen-C in my bottomless mimosas

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

5 years

YES I’m drunk at a Sephora spraying on perfume testers before a date again NO I don’t “need any help” YES I’m “just browsing.”

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

9 years

Yeah, we needed more carpet around here.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Polyamorous/non-monogamous folks: What are your favorite dating apps?

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

The cute doctor who just scraped out my cervix really said, “Is this gonna be an article.” Like yes, I actually got HPV for the plot. Anyway I hope he thought my cervix was sexy.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

3 years

If it doesn’t make you want to listen to Kesha’s 2010 masterpiece “Your Love Is My Drug” on repeat it’s not love.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

1 year

@GigiEngle Also if they were just like…nice to us

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

1 year

Beginning to think it was a mistake to bully men into skincare. Last thing I need is dudes trying to explain vitamin c serum to me.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

4 years

Some random bitch on Instagram with 24 followers and her wedding date in her bio just commented on one of my posts from 7 months ago to tell me I “look 39 years old” and this is the most random, cold-blooded act of violence I have ever witnessed.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

4 years

Me submitting a No Nut November pitch to my editors

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

5 years

Little girl across from me on the train just pointed to me and said “I would NEVER paint my nails black.” Like bitch hate to break it to you but just you fucking wait.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Loved working with @tophtaylor on his review of one of my all-time favorite sexual wellness brands

Review: I Tried Pure for Men’s Stay Ready Fiber Supplements

One sex educator/OnlyFans star puts Pure for Men's prep-time-reducing fiber regimen to the test

www.insidehook.com

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

3 years

Never in my wildest sex writer dreams did I foresee the day THE @GigiEngle would call me a “brilliant freaky weirdo.” If anyone needs me, I’ll be dying in peace (right after I finish editing her piece about alien dildos)

Gigi Engle

@GigiEngle

3 years

May have implied that if @Kay_Kibbe doesn’t laugh at this I will end my life. Yes, this brilliant freaky werido is editing my piece on alien dildos m - and it is in fabulous hands, when I pitched it her response was “aliens dildos? How can I resist.” My dream gal.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

4 years

Excited to announce I am going to stop being a little bitch about everything and instead start being a huge bitch about a few things.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

10 years

I passed!! 🚗🚙 http://t.co/AfG050cvJV

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

8 years

Professor said, "Lets break into groups... Actually never mind" and it felt like being rescued from the brink of death.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

8 years

Professor's "report card" comment: "Strange, dark, awkward, intense, probing, wrought, and absolutely delightful to be around."

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

5 years

Is it hot girl summer to throw up into a trash can on the side of a very busy street in midtown while hungover at 9 AM on your way to work? Asking for myself.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Nothing more humiliating than being a single woman alone in her apartment unable to open a pickle jar

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

One very realistic thing about Sex and the City is that every publicist actually is named Samantha.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

4 years

I’m two glasses of wine and one more depressing headline away from posting nudes on Instagram.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

5 years

I know that I love New York because I no longer notice the large piles of garbage that frequently line the streets and that’s how I imagine marriage must work.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

3 years

In the saddest pizza place in the saddest strip mall on earth, which is what being home for the holidays is all about.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

1 year

CONFESSAY PITCH CALL: SUMMER The horniest time of the year is upon us, and I would love to hear about your sultriest summer sexcapades. (They don’t necessarily *have* to be summer-themed, BTW, send me whatever you got, just make it hot 🔥.) Pitch me at Kayla.Kibbe @hearst .com.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

5 years

All coffee shops need to play their music like 40% quieter. The cool millennial customers you're trying to attract don't actually want an "all the noise of the club at your local coffee shop at 9AM" vibe, we just want a quiet place to do work away from our 17 roommates.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

You’re in his dms I’m stalking him on Zillow and know exactly how much he paid for his 5-bed, 3-bath single family home in 2002.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

3 years

I just know on my deathbed I’m gonna regret not doing more drugs

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Oops!… I Did It Again (broke up with a guy who has a pool and lives near the beach right before summer.)

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

4 years

Reader, I didn’t post the nudes. I wrote an article about wanting to post the nudes instead.

Coronavirus Is Changing the Rules of Internet Horniness

In quarantine, we are all horny on main

www.insidehook.com

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

2 years

Get in loser, we’re 69ing.

If You Don't Like 69ing, You’re Doing It Wrong

How to turn a "better on paper" sex position into an actually good sexual experience

www.insidehook.com

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

5 years

Well, looks like my biggest accomplishment of 2019 was fucking a guy famous enough to have a Wikipedia page.

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Kayla Kibbe

@Kay_Kibbe

3 years

Wrote about how the “girl next door” image so integral to the Playboy brand was mostly a bunch of whorephobic nonsense designed to control and exploit female sexuality under the guise of liberation.

Playboy and the Problematic Appeal of the Girl Next Door

Interrogating a symbol integral to the Playboy brand as A&E’s “Secrets of Playboy” unveils the dark side of Hugh Hefner’s glamorous empire

www.insidehook.com

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