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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

9 years

an hour on the treadmill is not so bad if you don't turn it on.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

10 years

not to brag but i finished this 14 day diet in 3 hours and 38 minutes.

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kauaibride

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8 years

i can totally parallel park as long as there aren't any other cars there.

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kauaibride

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11 years

Doctor told me I need glasses. So I'm having several tonite.

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11 years

when i do something, i like to give it my almost

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5 years

2 months and 2 biopsies later and i got the best news today that it is benign! i am so happy, relieved and grateful!🌸

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

11 years

my relationship with vodka is on the rocks

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

11 years

diet tip: your pants will never get too tight if you don't wear any.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

11 years

settle down twitter crush. i didn't ask your last name to google you. i wanted to see how it sounded with the names i've picked for our kids

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

today i lost my mom and best friend. sometimes 94 years isn’t long enough. she will forever be loved and remembered. the love and prayers i have received over the past few days has been overwhelming. i am so grateful💗

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

11 years

i'm shy at first but once i get to know you i'm very stalkative

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@Kauaibride

11 years

those 99 cent tacos aren't so cheap when none of your clothes fit anymore.

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@Kauaibride

11 years

this cop is taking follow friday a little too seriously

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

9 years

training for a half of a half of a half of a half of a half of half of a half of a half marathon.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

11 years

it's not always your tweets i'm favoriting. sometimes it's you.

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kauaibride

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9 years

starting to think my starbucks boyfriend is asking other girls their name too.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

10 years

some people bring out your vulnerable side. others protect it. find the person that does both.

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@Kauaibride

11 years

so apparently there is no such thing as a valentine santa and i'm not sure whose lap i just sat on at the mall.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

8 years

you are a stay at home mom driving a range rover. please stop complaining about how much your husband works.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

welcome to your 50’s. you have an upstairs and a downstairs advil now.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

4 years

years ago i bought a candle that smelled so amazing and i never wanted to burn it because i wanted it to last forever and then one day i realized i’d waited too long and the smell was gone. that candle taught me everything about life.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

3 years

make sunsets a priority.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

11 years

you call the shots. i'll drink them.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

8 years

husband: how much did you spend? me: i earned us 4,759 miles.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

8 years

nothing makes me feel more athletic than falling off a paddle board 31 times when some chick is doing yoga on hers with her dog on it.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

11 years

if you have to put the cork back into the bottle of wine, we probably aren't going to get along.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

9 years

please stop calling that oatmeal raisin thing a cookie. it's a round granola bar.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

“as you move this life and this world you change things slightly, you leave marks behind, however small. and in return life -and travel- leave marks on you. most of the time those marks -on your body or on your heart- are beautiful. often though, they hurt”. -Anthony Bourdain

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

11 years

just posted my recipe for disaster on pinterest

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@Kauaibride

11 years

when someone "gets" you. that.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

10 years

never lose your trusting nature. lose the people that take advantage of it.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

what do you mean your dog doesn’t have a middle name?

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

husband retired after 30 yrs i left my job after 29 yrs we left only state we had both ever lived in moved 800 miles north to new home, new climate, new circle lost my sweet mom all within last 5 months. it takes new chapters to make a great story.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

4 years

we have all this pressure to find our purpose in life but maybe we just need to get out there and live and love and enjoy life and maybe it just found us.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

11 years

i think your needs and my needs need to meet.

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kauaibride

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6 years

protect your quiet. the calm. the simplicity. you’ve worked hard for it.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

9 years

he said he adored my imperfections. and i was like WHAT IMPERFECTIONS????

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

11 years

life is short. drink, don't sip. ~inspirational tweet

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

i drove 12 hours to CA today to be with my mom. she is in ICU and not able to communicate much, but she knew i was there. your prayers and well wishes mean everything. my sincere gratitude 💗

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

7 years

never underestimate the gift of people who are lighthearted and easy to be with.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

3 years

well for starters i’m taking the day off. i’m gonna do some painting, maybe go shopping, get caught up on my real housewives shows and drink champagne. tonite out to a cool steakhouse. this is 55 and i’m welcoming it!🥂🎉

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

beauty tip: be kind.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

i got the job : ) i will be working for the organization i have spent 30 years with, and i could not be happier!

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

11 years

Bartender, may I have a retweet on my cocktail please?

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

10 years

i make my smoothies with a handful of kale, parsley, cabbage, broccoli, lemon zest and ice and blend it all in the garbage disposal.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

you can’t go wrong by being respectful.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

chase what wows you.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

11 years

i just changed my facebook status to say happy birthday so now i don't have to go on there anymore

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

never apologize for keeping some parts of you, just for you.

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kauaibride

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5 years

when you stay real, you’ll attract the right people.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

8 years

staying kind when life is not. that is grace.

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kauaibride

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6 years

in my world, intentions and effort matter.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

7 years

sometimes it's another person that introduces you to yourself.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

7 years

women: omg he’s so romantic we got married on valentine’s day! men: one date to remember. one gift.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

4 years

i miss the days when all it took for friendship was being a kid and living on the same street.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

8 years

not to brag but i went for a run and all these people in their cars flirted with me by slowing down and yelling miss can i call for help.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

9 years

that one's dancer. -me every time i see a reindeer with glitter on it.

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kauaibride

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10 years

i finished the marathon in just under 4 miles.

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6 years

don’t be afraid to be rare.

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kauaibride

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9 years

you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow.

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7 years

have the confidence to be uncommon.

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7 years

learn that standing alone is beautiful too.

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kauaibride

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10 years

when you both feel like you're the lucky one. hold on to that.

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@Kauaibride

5 years

this is your life. you are in charge of the guest list.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

9 years

not to brag but i can run a 7 minute mile in 52 minutes.

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5 years

today i’m having mohs surgery to remove skin cancer on my face. it could take a couple hours or it could be most of the day. i’ve got snacks, magazines and all of you. here’s to it being ok no matter what.💗

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

9 years

create the life you don't feel the need to escape from.

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3 years

gratitude is everything.

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@Kauaibride

6 years

*buys 72 bottles of wine* cashier: what’s the occasion? me: they were on the shelf.

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@Kauaibride

4 years

another sunrise. another chance. how lucky we are.

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@Kauaibride

6 years

funny how one person getting you makes up for all the others that didn’t.

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@Kauaibride

10 years

i'm 5'2. until i need to reach a wine glass. then i'm 6'7.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

7 years

surround yourself with people that believe kindness is a strength. not a weakness.

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5 years

stay where you smile.

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4 years

if you don’t like the chapter you’re in, start a new one. you’re the author.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

my dog hates it when people say that i don’t have kids.

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4 years

treat people like they are the favorite part of your day.

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@Kauaibride

7 years

when old fashioned, loyal and consistent become popular, i'm gonna be unstoppable.

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@Kauaibride

10 years

the best things in life get your hair messed up.

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6 years

you deserve bliss.

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@Kauaibride

4 years

it was my purpose to give her the best life. and she ended up giving me mine.💗

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

someone just told me my kindness didn’t seem genuine. that it’s better to be real and tell people you don’t like them. i was raised to be kind to all. to not hurt people. and if that makes me seem fake, so be it. i will never apologize for being kind.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

6 years

choose people that you smile with.

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@Kauaibride

5 years

i had 2 skin biopsies last week, and learned today both are skin cancer. this makes 3. even after being vigilant after the 1st one 3 years ago, they are still popping up. wear sunscreen. see your dermatologist. i wish i had. ⛱

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

8 years

followed by 22k strangers on twitter. gets a FB friend request from someone i don't know. OMG who the hell is that?? calls the police.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

11 years

Zones to avoid: 1. Danger 2. O 3. Friend

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@Kauaibride

6 years

there is no greater compliment than someone noticing your substance.

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kauaibride

@Kauaibride

5 years

today we have to make the most heartbreaking decision of our lives. tiki you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. and i have loved every second of you.