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3 years

If you're in Windhoek and you're job hunting i can make free copies for you, if you cannot afford. Job hunters really spend plenty of coins on copies plus it's stressful, draining and tiresome, leads to depression and sometimes to suicide, please don't hesitate to contact me.👊

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A partner who knows how to control their sexual cravings is a blessing. Not someone who will sleep with everyone when you're not around . Imagine a partner that gets horny by cold weather or booze. A considerate and mature partner knows how to put Self control is important.

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4 years

Namibian celebrities don’t respond to positive comments but only to negative ones on their posts.

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4 years

While sharing these HIV jokes remember that someone close to you is dying inside and can't disclose to you or anyone because of such behaviour. And that some actually contracted it from their mothers since birth.. Not bc they were sleeping around or anything absurd

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4 years

Tweeting from Windhoek, Namibia. Where are you seeing this tweet from?

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4 years

MEN HATE FEMALES WHO PARTY, BUT HATE A PARTY WITHOUT FEMALES

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4 years

Don't buy NATIS exam solutions. Read and familiarise yourself with road sign. You going to kill people

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4 years

This tweet started in Windhoek, Namibia at 09:33. Where is it now?

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4 years

Society has made the male child almost worthless without money

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4 years

Why do females drink a lot of water after sex? 😮

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4 years

The best thing with online learning is that when the lecturer asks a difficult question, you just switch off your data and sleep.

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4 years

Wamboes are the most corrupt ppl in NAMIBIA

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3 years

No one here can finish a whole 2 litre kakongo Tassenberg alone. No one!

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4 years

Men should be forced by law to marry the woman they impregnated.

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3 years

Have you ever slept hungry just to prove to your family that you are angry?😂

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4 years

What does "I'll fuck you up" in Oshiwambo mean?

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4 years

Is sucking a vagina good or bad?

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4 years

With the underwear u wearing now if they say lets go for a swim will u agree ?😛😅

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4 years

Omakwatho IPC otega adha peni to help the ppl in Walvis Bay?

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4 years

Have you ever went to bed without eating because someone you love broke your heart?

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4 years

Do you guys feel guilty when your parents wash the dishes ?☺

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4 years

He doesn't smoke, he doesn't drink, he sticks to one woman and doesn't cheat. What is he?

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4 years

Be honest have you ever told the taxi driver to keep the change?

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4 years

What advice would you give someone who is falling in love with you?😛

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3 years

“Tweet already exists” we need this on Twitter

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3 years

A movie you've watched three times or more?

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4 years

You ever rent the same car that you have, so you can switch the tires? 😂

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3 years

Cheating is waste of time. Start a business with your partner and start saving money for your kids . There's No trophy or certificate in sleeping around

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3 years

Your Biggest Problem When You're Drunk?

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4 years

Normalize not viewing your Ex's WhatsApp status.

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4 years

Between you and your age, who is older?

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4 years

Why do people hate our President His Excellency Dr Hage Geingob so much for no apparent reason? Like he did something. I don't understand!

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4 years

Man why don't girls buy alcohol? 😂 Everytime we must just buy for them alcohol.

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4 years

Apart from "life is short", what other lines do you use before you make a bad decision?

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4 years

Getting paid 12 times out of 365 days is not my destiny.

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4 years

Tag your male friend. Who you think if he was female he would be pregnant 😂

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2 years

Me Flirting with a white lady: First you stole our land😭, now my Heart 😍🥺😭

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4 years

You cannot need other people's money urgently

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4 years

My neighbor called the police on me for smoking weed on the balcony of my house. The police came, asked where all the weed was, I told em I smoked it all. They asked where I got it and I told em the next door neighbor, now they over there searching his house. 😂🙅

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4 years

So, KFC means "Kentucky Fried Chicken"? 😂

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3 years

Gun pointed on your head, mention one cloud.

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4 years

What is Satan's surname? If you answer it correctly I will ewallet u N$100.

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3 years

When the lecturer uses you as an example... "Ask this man here, he was here last year" 😂🙆‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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4 years

Do women also HIT n RUN? 😮 She s no more replying my SMS or picking up my calls. Did I do something wrong?

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4 years

Government's money is behind every expensive car in Namibia. 😛

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3 years

Not in jail ✔ Not in a Hospital ✔ Not in a Grave✔ Thanks God for another day

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4 years

Mbwitis at a funeral be like: Tangi sho mwiitete koshitayi mwa ronda ko opo muthike pehara mpa 😅

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4 years

A CAR is a CAR. A JOB is a JOB. Don't let people belittle you. Remain HUMBLE

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4 years

Open discussion: Ladies whats the first thing you look when a guy approaches you?😛

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4 years

People be like, “she dates older guys for money” , anditi ngwee why are you broke with such information ? 😂😂

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4 years

We will vote Dr Job Amupanda if he becomes Mayor of Windhoek but he must make sure and I mean make sure that he fulfils his promise and he must be reachable to everyone. We look forward 🚶

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4 years

You can be educated & still be broke, making money is a different curriculum.

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4 years

Ignore your woman for 5 days .you'll find her in a 7 months relationship

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4 years

Sho watala, oto vulu ngaa okulala mokabashu? 😛

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4 years

Ano why are all politicians fat and overweight?

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4 years

Being a baby must be scary. Imagine going to sleep and waking up in Checkers.

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4 years

Sending love to anyone in a dark place right now. Hang tight, you got this.

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3 years

What is the saddest truth about life?

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4 years

Soccer, cars and alcohol keeps men together. Cartoons and toys keeps children together. What keeps women together ??

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3 years

Between your age and your body who is older?

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4 years

Wallet yes Phone yes Mask mask mask....

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bomboclaat

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Have you ever forgotten the spelling of a word during an exam? What was the word???

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3 years

Why is it that there is no radio/music in women's salons?

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2 years

Which company do you wish to work for? Tag 🏷 them

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Having a horny girlfriend is a blessing 😋

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4 years

When you are a married man commenting on other lady's post, you must say " I and my wife are saying Nice pics!"

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4 years

some Namibian guys will buy a lacosté shirt and wear it till the crocodile dies..😀

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4 years

Which lie did you believe as kid?

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4 years

A woman who loves you unconditionally can also hate you unbelievably, a beautiful mirror becomes a dangerous weapon when broken! 😊

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3 years

Which house will you visit most? Free food Free sex Free wi-fi

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4 years

Apart from "Its fine." Which other death threats threats do women use?

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4 years

Another problem with having a good heart is, people think you’re stupid

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1 year

FOUR people you MUST have when buying land; 1. A Lawyer 2. A Surveyor 3. A Land Valuer 4. A Local drunkard from the Area who will tell you the truth and history that's not available in official records

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4 years

Maara if I give you pussy and you give me dick, oshimaliwa osha shike? 😀

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4 years

Those who know English, okandemuteya moshiingilisa oshike?😂

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4 years

They can't post their boyfriends because other guys will stop giving them money.

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4 years

You are not going to be broke forever ,one day you will die and rest 😂

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4 years

Elders will act like they know everything until it's time to load airtime.... You can even send them water while you are busy 😀

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4 years

Us men are no longer safe 😐

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4 years

A 21-year-old man was allegedly attacked and raped in Windhoek’s Okuryangava on Saturday. According to the police, the man who was walking home, was allegedly attacked by two unknown men who were armed with knives. They then had sexual intercourse with him, without his consent.

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I hate bartenders that take advantage of ppl when they get drunk then say we didn't pay. I was made to pay N$170 but I was sure I already paid. Never going back to that place ever

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4 years

Taxi= 14 Energy drink= 10 Are you guys thinking what I’m thinking 😛 🚶🚶🏃

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4 years

A movie that you can repeat 10 times?

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3 years

Those kids who graduated at UNAM in April, where are you working now? You first month's salary is for your mother. The second month's one is for your father. Remember that

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