Sonyyy 🐋 @KalyugKiDevii Twitter profile

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Sonyyy 🐋

@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Maalik itani thand kar hi rahe toh thodi burf bhi gira do Manali wali feel ghar baithe baithe ho jati

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Sonyyy 🐋

@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Ask a guy to suggest a series and he will say "peaky blinders" 🤡

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Tera toh boyfriend hoga bolke sab ladke ne reject kar daala🤡

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Male version of me??😭😭

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3 years

TVF's Aspirants is now my second motivation to prepare for UPSC, being a Bihari is still on top

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

My parents are paying college fees so that I can do self-study and get anxiety

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

After three years of my college life, I realised that it was an expensive way to make just two friends

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

all gujarati men are so hot why

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Aadhe ladke singlehood se pareshan hai, aur aadhe Virat Kohli ki performance se

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@KalyugKiDevii

2 years

Why are boys so obsessed with "apani ek pic bhejo na"???

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

I'm so happy Aryan Khan has gotten bail, now we can watch real issues on news channels

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Bhaut shauk tha humen ishq karne ka, fir hua yun ki dosti se bhi gaye ~ every indian boys

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Hum ladkiyon ka sahi hai, bina mange hi nudes mil jaate hai🥰

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Boys, what's something girls do that gives you butterflies?

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Ye no nut november ka kamal hai kya jo ye itana achha khele hai? 🌝 #INDvsAFG

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Sonyyy 🐋

@KalyugKiDevii

2 years

Ladko se katwane ki age mein machharo se katwa rahi hu main 😭

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@KalyugKiDevii

2 years

In ladko ko Inception-tenet jaisi movies samjh ajayegi par hume unmein interest hai wo nahi 🤡

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Achhi khasi padhai chal rahi thi meri, fir kisi se attachment hogyi 🤡🤡🤡

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Boards tha isaliye cancel kar diya, Election hota toh kal hi karwa dete

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Naa koi apana naa koi gair, area of circle πr²

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Calling "catch pakad" was the weirdest thing we all did back in school

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Twinkle Twinkle little star why handsome boys are so boring yaar

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

I love you bola tha maine, I know bol ke chala gaya wo🙂

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Do you guys believe in ghosts?🤡

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Mujhe agar koi IAS chai ke liye poochhata toh meri shaadi hi karwa dete gharwale usse🌝

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Sonyyy 🐋

@KalyugKiDevii

2 years

*Ghar se nikalte hi kuchh dur chalte hi*

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Ladko raat mein train mein travel nahi karte kya?? Sirf uncle aunty bhare pade hai idhar😭

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Tell me a bigger scam than "India is my country & all Indians are my brothers and sisters"

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Tell me the funniest password you've ever had?

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Padhna toh aise chhod diya maine jaise love marriage hone ki ummeed

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Sonyyy 🐋

@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Tell me a more dumb question than "ye dp mein aap hain?"

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Boys after 3 days of relationship, "Dekh ke delete kar dunga baby"

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

What is something that you can say in cricket and also during sex?

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Lagta hai bhabhi sunne ka sapana shaadi ke baad hi poora hoga 😩

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Exam ki itani tension nahi hai jitani examination centre time par pahunchane ki hai

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Mahindra Thar aur isko kharidane wale log, dono hi sexy hote hai🥵

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@KalyugKiDevii

4 years

Boys who can cook, what are you doing right now?

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Yaar ye WhatsApp pe jaate hi baatein band ya bigad kyun jaati hai???🙂

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Why Shark Tank India is so addictive yaar😭

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Tell me a difficult task more than washing dishes in winters

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Dard dilon ke kam ho jaate, main aur tum agar jaldi so jaate

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Sonyyy 🐋

@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Tell me a more addictive show than "Shark Tank"

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Ye ex hume birthday wish kyun karte hai?😾

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Jab tumhen mujh mein interest tha hi nahi toh Instagram pe request kyun bheja??

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Never have I ever seen an AC better than the one in ATMs

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

So I helped this guy to get over his ex aur uska ek message aate hi iss gadhe ne patchup kar liya🙂

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Especially ladko ki😤😤😤

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

I can't believe this is the same brain that used to remember the multiplication tables from 1 to 20 back then

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

people who prefer haldi wala dhoodh are elite

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

My Monday motivation is ROSE se ROSEy-roti nahi milti ROSEgaar se milti hai

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

India jeeti toh par waisi khushi nahi hui jaisi honi chahiye thi :(

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Sundays in Indian households are meant for cooking non-vegetarian food

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

The way Yuzi is being ignored, I think he should retire and pursue a chess career instead

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Tum ek tarfa pyaar ki kya baat kar rahe ho, yaha hum ek tarfa dosti nibha rahe hai🙂

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Describe your current situation with a meme dialogue/template

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Yaar galti se jiske chat ki screenshots li thi ussi ko bhej di maine😭😭😭

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Boys who wear kada look hot AF

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

When I was in college I used to think that studying about stock market is hard lekin nahi, investing in it is! 🙂

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Katwane mein agar guinness world record hota toh wo mere naam hota🤡

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Stress and I had sex and gave birth to anxiety and depression

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Reply and I'll say what comes to my mind when I see you 😋

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Boys have all the rights to send their Holi pics in my dm 😚👉🏻👈🏻

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@KalyugKiDevii

2 years

The only dates I'm getting are exam dates 😩

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Sonyyy 🐋

@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Dekhte hi dekhte ye saal bhi nikal gaya aur dil se kuchh log bhi 🥲

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

That's what she said🌚

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Sad to admit but I've never held any guy's hand romantically

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Dhanteras ke naam par sirf bartan aur jhaadu kharid ke laya gaya hai mere ghar 🤡

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@KalyugKiDevii

4 years

How much sanskari you are?

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Ladko se guzarish hai ki bhejana hai toh voice note bhejo, texting mein kuchh nahi rakha hai🥺🤲🏻

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

men with deep voice will wonder why we fall for them

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Ye shaam hote hi lonely feel kyun hone lagta hai?🙂

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@KalyugKiDevii

4 years

Type "I'm marrying an" and let your keyboard reveal it.

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Train mein toh neend aane se rahi koi raat bhar free hai toh batao thodi guftagu kar lungi😩

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Gautam Gambhir ji se darkhwast hai ki wo ek baari bol de ki New Zealand jeetegi 🥺🤲🏻

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Hey bhagwan, shakl na sahi toh akal hi dey deta༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Boys are more attached to their bikes/cars than they'll be to you. And that's a fact

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Bahut takleef hoti hai jab log #WeMetOnTwitter karte hai aur aapke saath ye hashtag karne wala koi nahi 🙂

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Kaise dost bana rakhe hai maine ek ne bhi 10k hone par cake nahi bheja😩

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Socha tha 14 ke baad thand kam hogi ye toh aur badh gayi 😭

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Why don't maths leave me like everyone else???😭😭

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Lucky are those who don't have sinus 🙂

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Pyaar se darr nahi lagta sahab, calculus solve karne se lagata hai

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Roz inbox check karti hu ki kahi message aya ho uska par shayad barbad ho chuki hu main 🙂

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Everyone talks about how online relationship is bad for your mental health but what about maths?

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@KalyugKiDevii

4 years

Fuck nudes, just remind me to study

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Bhyii ek ladke ke t-shirt par likha tha,"Pen is more yours than mine"😭😭😭

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Aajtak itana kisi ladke ne nahi rulaya hoga mujhe, jitana ye maths rula rahi

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Itani khushi ho rahi aisa lag raha India jeet ke gayi ho final mein😭😭 #PAKVSAUS

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

What weird food combinations do you like to eat?

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4 years

How much kanjoos you are?

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3 years

You aren't a real gamer unless you've played these games

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

What's that one thing that everyone loves but you don't? I'll start, pizza

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Best one sided love story ever world has witnessed is of RCB and IPL trophy

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3 years

Girls, when you get teddy bears toh mummy nahi poochhati kaha se aya?? kisne diya???

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Drop 🥵 and I'll ask would you rather questions

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

CSK walo pension ke liye paise bacha rahe kya??🤡

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

People forget their friends after getting into the relationship aisa kyun?

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@KalyugKiDevii

2 years

*Buss IPL cancel karwa do bhagwanji*

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@KalyugKiDevii

2 years

Khushi iss baat ki nahi ki CSK jeet gayi, khushi iss baat ki hai ki MI se jeeti hai🤭

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@KalyugKiDevii

3 years

Sleeper ko bhi general bogie bana rakha hai logo ne😭

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