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@Kaleya_108

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@Kaleya_108
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2 hours
Peer pressure has nothing on me. All my bad decisions are made single handedly and with clear eyes.
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
@girlfighttv She deserved it
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
@girlfight_tv I felt sorry for her 😭
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
2 months
Ukiambiwa weka password na unipee simu unafaa kufanya nini?
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
Sasa two minutes ndio ilifanya uombe keja
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
@zero_mind8 I need to unsee this
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
@girlfighttv The woman on red isn't joking
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
2 months
Kuchat imeanza kuwa ngumu ama ni mimi nimezeeka
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
Being babied by the man you love is the best feeling ever
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
Unasema tuwork hard na wewe unauza
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
21 days
Kuna sura ukiangalia tu hivi unajua huyu hawezi kosa lighter kwa mfuko
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@Kaleya_108
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25 days
@girlfighttv @girlfight_tv She did it very perfectly 😂
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
I wanna twerk for someone's son but I have insufficient ass
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
16 days
In my prime masaa kama hii ningekuwa natafuta missing marks na lecturer kwa lodging 😂😋
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
1 month
@girlfight_tv @girlfighttv The gal beat her so well
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
2 months
Love is not a scam ni wewe ulidate fala
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
28 days
Wanaume itabidi mtuambie kazi ya matako kubwa kwa mechi hukuwa nini
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
Travel because money returns and time does not
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
2 months
"Juu sitaki" is a valid reason
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
1 month
Kwa mara ya mwisho mnatoa wapi pesa?
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
Mi nikichwa ngumu am not made for the weak
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
@girlfight_tv She is a bully
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@Kaleya_108
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20 days
Ata ukuwe umesota aje usiwai kula rent ama fees always draw a line for those two
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
Na ukiomoka usisahau ule msichana hukutoa dryspell
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
Combination ya ulimi na vidole hukuwa noma ukihesabu pesa
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
@girlfight_tv Why force someone to dance
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
@girlfight_tv She was ready to fight 😂
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
Sikatai maisha ni ngumu lakini mbona unajispray air freshener
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
Nimeenda kwake nikapata dera akasema ye huvaa akipika pilau
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
Unpopular opinion: Kugongewa si lazima dem yako ndio malaya
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
If money doesn't bring happiness more money will
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
Everything in September feels good, God is great
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
Hakuna cha small win.. win is a win celebrate vile inafaa
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
Eat that money,,, hakuna range rover ya thao
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@Kaleya_108
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20 days
Kuamka nayo nimeamka lakini chenye nimeamka kufanya ata sijui
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
18 days
Hio attention kidogo isikudanganye labda wamekosana na mtu wake
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
Are you dating for marriage or just having fun?
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@Kaleya_108
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12 days
This chapter in my life hurts a little but I'm gonna keep going
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
2 months
Ata umyonye aje,,, si wewe anapenda
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
Low quality camera will make you live a private life
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
13 days
Huyu na muambia tactics mi hutumia kuosha watu alafu naona anatoa pigu kwa mfuko .... Namna gani rafiki
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@Kaleya_108
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27 days
Exposure will save you from being impressed by nonsense
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
1 month
Rejection ni kawaida usitusi watu
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
2 months
Kumbe Maproso ndio alimtext am sorry
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
11 days
Comrade ameambiwa chapo imeisha akatoa inhaler
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
27 days
Am I the only person with zero body count in this TL or we are many
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
18 days
Hiyo chakula unakula bila kupost ndio yako sasa
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
21 days
Ebu meza mate mara tatu zikifuatana then umeze ya nne uone kenye itafanyika
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@Kaleya_108
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25 days
To those who are heartbroken... Sisi hatukukutuma huko
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
Don't get shocked when life gets good... You deserve it
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@Kaleya_108
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17 days
Simps to simps:
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
1 month
Kusema ukweli heartbreak ni kali kushinda chrome
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@Kaleya_108
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24 days
Usipige luku sana daily utarogwa na huna pesa
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
Unazungusha kinembe kushinda mtu wa kahawa
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
Obsessed with upgrading my life since I deserve everything
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
23 days
Send Ksh 1000 to my mpesa nikutabirie nyota
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
Kunona nayo labda nipulizwe
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@Kaleya_108
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1 month
Ndio naingia online naona mko na makasiriko kwani hamja kula?
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
2 months
What are you eating for lunch
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
By all means don't appear desperate and needy
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
12 days
Usipopata bibi mrembo wengine wakisema my beautiful wife wewe utakuwa unasema my hardworking wife
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
2 months
1 or 2 missed calls are enough, you can't keep calling me as if I'm the reason you are single 💀
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
1 month
Kunipata kama nimejam ni ngumu sana unless naskia njaa
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
15 days
In my prime saii ningekuwa department ya CRE nikipewa malavidavi 🤣
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
1 month
Shida yako ni kupaka makeup mingi
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
2 months
Mimi nayo nitakula fare ady ya kiwete mwenye anatembea na crutches 😌
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
My name : Kaleya Age : 19 Body count : 0 Religion: Christian You: ??
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
2 months
Me as a nurse "ebu tapika hizo dawa nimekupea nimekosea" 😂
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
3 months
Mnakula adi friends who became family
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
2 months
Ladies normalize kuuliza "unataka" ama "unanitaka"
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@Kaleya_108
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11 days
You might be wet but wetangula is weta
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@Kaleya_108
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Hawa madem wa haga kubwa hulala aje?
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
A woman in love is the most stupid person
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
16 days
Unakuja kunitembelea mpaka usiku unataka nipike saa ngapi?
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@Kaleya_108
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14 days
Alot of shit ain't mutual that's why I move the way I do
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
2 months
Njaa inatoka wapi na nimemeza mate sai
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
3 months
Siezi compete na dem anakufulia duvet mchukue tu
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
3 months
Ushai salimika salamu si yako 😭😂
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
16 days
Adding "kata kiasi nakupigia" to end a stupid phone call
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@Kaleya_108
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@Kaleya_108
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11 days
I wish school had teach me about life instead of area of triangle
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
3 months
Nimejaribu kuapologize nikaanza kucheka 😂 we ni forgive ukitaka
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
7 months
Active following each account💯
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@Kaleya_108
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@Kaleya_108
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
@Fiendlyg I follow back
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
@1secantes He just killed the person
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@Kaleya_108
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@girlfighttv I feel her pain
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@Kaleya_108
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13 days
Being with someone who is not easily influenced by friends is a blessing
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@Kaleya_108
kaleya
3 months
Kudate tweep ni ngumu tuna chat kidogo gaidi anasema anaenda kutafuta impression 😭😂
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@Kaleya_108
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19 days
@Fiendlyg Let's go
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@Kaleya_108
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2 months
@Goddie_Ke The school made a good decision
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