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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

1 year

My Farewell service is this SUNDAY! You’re all welcome to attend in person at the listed or virtually through zoom

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Absolutely. But the whole pic is even better.

sully park 🪷

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@KaiSchwemmer This you?

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

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🥂

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

>it’s real

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Ratio

Utah Gov. Spencer J. Cox

@GovCox

3 years

Utah stands ready to welcome refugees from Afghanistan, especially those who valiantly helped our troops over the past 20 years.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

1 year

Lunch Break

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

1 year

Of course my account gets restored the day I get set apart as a missionary 😂

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

1 year

Last day of home MTC!

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

I support nick fuentes. And anyone who calls themselves a conservative should too.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

LOL Good to meet you Mr. Rush!

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Tom waking up to another day of ratioing e-thots

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Was rewatching a clip from the AF event today and a few thoughts kept me up. Don’t give our enemies ammunition. If you don’t know how to dress well, spend some time lurking or researching. Don’t make a fool of yourself, there’s no reason to be intoxicated at these events.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

I will never stop laughing at watching rappers like da baby who have literally KILLED PEOPLE make apologies for being homophobic

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

1 year

The moment I got my mission call to Mendoza Argentina

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Happy birthday Nick!

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Blocking out the bottom of Nicks new tweet like

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

1 year

It’s not goodbye, it’s see you later : )

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Trump is retarded for wanting to go back into Afghanistan. He’s been completely and utterly psyoped.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

“Conservative” btw

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

It’s always “trust the plan” until the hat takes a few weeks to ship @NickJFuentes America first! ☝️

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

AMERICA ☝️😳☝️ FIRST 👇😝👇

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

How tf is there an aids pandemic, if you have aids just don’t have sex, it’s literally that easy. Or better yet, don’t have sex with strangers or promiscuous people.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Banned from tik tok 😐

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

1 year

Tomorrow is my farewell! You’re all invited and I’d love to have you there :)

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

If you’re ever not sure how to behave yourself at an event ask yourself “what would Jaden do” Jaden McNeil is a perfect example of how to be at an event, he dresses well (not flamboyantly or unnecessarily well), interacts comedically and with charm and never looks like a fool.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

I LOVE this country, which is why I HATE what’s being done to it. I’m celebrating our NATION not this REGIME.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Got recognized by an AF guy this morning, great physiognomy, major whitepill, we’re everywhere fellas.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Just had a woman come into my work wearing a Harry Potter shirt, she looked to be in her mid 40s and had 3 sons. She named them all after Harry Potter characters. Keep women away from Harry Potter at all costs!

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@KaiSchwemmer

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

1 year

Back to class!

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

“What’re you watching Kai?” Oh nothing…

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

We’re so back!! It’s so over.

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@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

:D

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

There’s a rally in DC?? No thanks, my friend raper6000 on Twitter warned me about this!

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

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Senator Bob Menendez

@SenatorMenendez

3 years

Immigration reform isn't just the right thing to do, it's good for our economy. Republicans don't have any serious arguments against that, only xenophobic, anti-immigrant rhetoric. The time for action is now. And the American people are with us.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Gonna be honest, not a big fan of fat people.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Lots of people on the right are ready and willing to call out same sex acts as sinful (true) but very rarely remain as vigilant about sins such as adultery or premarital sex. Homosexual acts are not a greater sin, all must be discouraged and repentance must be encouraged equally.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Not all of us are 6’3 or have spectacular physiognomies THATS OK. It doesn’t mean you don’t belong, but don’t misstep your part, if we held an event and only allowed fat ugly people (of which the movement admittedly has very few) we’d be a laughing stock.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

POV: You’re a right-wing Nut 🥜

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

If you’re looking for an example of good physiognomy look no further than @DrPaulGosar . At 62 you’ll hardly find a more cheerful kind looking person. The goodness of his soul has been imprinted in his complexion. Which is why the slander against him is all the more evil.

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@KaiSchwemmer

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

1 year

No gaming for 2 years :(

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Ben Shapiro hasn’t either

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

I cannot stress this enough, KNOW YOUR ROLE. If you’re not an orator, don’t act like one, if you can’t motivate a crowd, don’t try to, it’s ok to enjoy the event, but don’t make it revolve around you. Lifting will improve physiognomy, and don’t be afraid to ask questions.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

New mandate: If you’re a man who’s had sex you don’t get first right to a virgin wife, sorry bro should’ve thought about the consequences before having sex. Anyone who disagrees is most likely a sex-haver

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

The Chi’King

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

So it turns out I’m going to the same college as a debate judge who consistently ranked me last every time he judged me (the other judges ranked me top 3) what a wild coincidence, perhaps I will have a conversation with him! Get this, he’s a journo too!

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Do we love John Doyle or what?

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Mf journos will doxx someone and then say “I hope he comes to his senses”

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

I’ve got a date Thursday 😎

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Just bought a lego set

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Women are politically malleable generally, just because they’re right wing today doesn’t mean you should confide in them and share your most dissident takes. This is a move that will ensure swift demise.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Talltards always cope by saying “women prefer tall guys”. You derive value from what women want that’s actually gay as hell.

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

1 year

Here’s my farewell speech before leaving to the Mexico MTC on Tuesday and then eventually on to Mendoza Argentina where I’ll be until January 28th 2025!

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

3 years

Nice fuentes

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Élder Schwemmer

@KaiSchwemmer

1 year

For those wondering why I’m still online: I’m at home doing missionary training for the first two weeks of the mission, in this time I’ve still got my phone and will be updating you all with my experiences during the mission process! Content will be mission centered until I leave

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