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@Kahmscharmy

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I have no pronouns (DO NOT REFER TO ME)No GPS but it's my turn.🕵🏻🃏

Katsina, Nigeria and Lagos
Joined April 2012
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@Kahmscharmy
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4 years
To anybody who’s reading this, I pray that whatever is hurting you or whatever you are constantly stressing about gets better. May the dark thoughts, the overthinking, and the doubt exit your mind right now. May clarity replace confusion. May peace and calmness fill your life.
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@piersmorgan It's just GENOCIDAL INTENT based on the direct statements of Israel.🤣
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Back in high school myself and few friends decided to skip school ,back then high schools do not phone your parents when you were not at school you just had to have a hand written reason from a parent to get back in to school the following day we'll anyway since our parents have
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I defeated Barcelona at home just to top the table again,that’s how to end a fantastic weekend…Plus Big Benz will be lifting his Ballon d’or #HalaMadrid
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Monday is like the extrovert of days of the week. It saps all your energy before you even had a chance🕵🏻🃏
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@Kahmscharmy
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@dreadnstyn 😁😁
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@Kahmscharmy
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Seeing the faults in others, and ignoring our own faults, has been human nature for centuries. It is a form of judgement, that is not based on deep introspective analysis. Also there can be an ethics scale from best to worst, that we accumulate from observations, that are mostly
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@Kahmscharmy
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Having deep convos with her about her heartbreak so i can play her 10x worse🕵🏻🃏
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Girls that show themselves half naked are hot and girls that cover themselves up are beautiful. Hell is hot and heaven is beautiful. Keep that in mind🕵🏻🃏
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@Kahmscharmy
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TGIF🕋🕌 May this Jumma fill your heart with peace, gratitude, and love for Allah.
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@pheedyB
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Cat thread 🥰 Quote this tweet with ur beautiful cat 🐱 if u have one 🔥🔥
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If I cheat, don’t cheat back. Be a leader not a follower.🕵🏻🃏
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Story time My experience with traffic…The Uber driver was unfamiliar with the area and was too dependent on the navigational app, and his mobile data was slow. So the navigational app would tell us to turn right on a road or street, which we have already passed.
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@Kahmscharmy
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Shawties be like “He was too nice, so i cheated on him,” then get played by a 5-star veteran guy like me in the talking stage🕵🏻🃏
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@Kahmscharmy
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Why not🤣Children are like wet cement: whatever falls on them makes an impression 👳🏼‍♀️🌹🧕🏼
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"Dear online vendors, Instead of begging or pointing fingers at your followers for not engaging with your content, try building a social friendship with them! Focus on creating meaningful connections, sharing valuable content, and showing genuine interest in their lives. This
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@Kahmscharmy
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Would you rather work your dream job for barely less money or the worst job ever for a billion dollars?🕵🏻🃏
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@Kahmscharmy
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Oh, Allah forgives us all our sins, great and small, the first and the last, those that appear and those that are hidden. Make us among the pious one and grant us the pleasure in this world and hereafter 🕋🕌👳🏻‍♂️
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@Kahmscharmy
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Everytime i do something nice for shawty, other girls ask “where can i find a man like you?” Right here baby, i cheat too🕵🏻🃏
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@Kahmscharmy
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Girls won’t date a guy that lives with his mom but they will date a guy that lives with his wife🕵🏻🃏 What’s your problem???
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@Kahmscharmy
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I heard this funny rumors about me,that I can’t cook as soon I as learnt about it I spoke out because what nonsense is that ?imagine a whole me can’t cook?honorable chef? I won’t let it slide🤣💔
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@Kahmscharmy
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The best way to attract women is to always have multiple women, even if she barely like you the thought of you being with another woman will fascinate her…..I said what I said🤣💔
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My attitude forecast for today: Partly crabby with an 80% chance of moodiness🕵🏻🃏
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@Kahmscharmy
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@amishaqrab 2020🤣😂🤣
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@Kahmscharmy
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So over the past few days, the biggest topic on social media has been the remunerations given to its popular users. For those who’ve followed the conversation, it’s been considered as far back as February, continuing a streak of huge decisions that’s been undertaken by @elonmusk
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@Kahmscharmy
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Most women that think they know everything about men usually lack one thing… a man🕵🏻🃏
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@Kahmscharmy
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Has anyone every been on FaceTime or just even call and it gets to that point where it gets quite and you both just start watching videos and then you look up “how to leave a call without being rude?” Hahah no? Just me?🕵🏻🃏
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@Kahmscharmy
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@netflix I’m loving this show
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@Kahmscharmy
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I despise it when random strangers walk up to me to ask me the name of my cologne or perfume. It feels invasive and intrusive, and I prefer to keep my personal choices private. It’s one thing to receive a compliment on how I smell, but it’s another to have someone approach me out
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@Kahmscharmy
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“You didn’t give me pussy,I’m a man and I need it”🤣💔
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The pain
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"Why Cats are the Worst Roommates" I thought sharing my room with my cat, Tiger, would be a great idea. We'd be like two buddies, living together in harmony. But it turns out, Tiger had other plans. First, he took over the room, claiming the entire couch as his own personal
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@Kahmscharmy
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When ladies talk about football 🌚🥰
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@Kahmscharmy
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WHAT A WOMAN SHOULD BRING TO THE TABLE … In a relationship, a woman should bring a variety of qualities and characteristics that contribute to a healthy and fulfilling partnership. Some key things a woman can bring to the table in a relationship include: 1.Communication
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ADVANTAGES OF A SIDE BOYFRIEND 1.Emotional support: The side guy can provide emotional support and companionship to the person they are involved with, especially if they are not getting that from their primary partner. 2.Excitement and novelty: The side guy can bring excitement
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@Kahmscharmy
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Her: you’re the only guy i talk to 🥺 Me: 🧢
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@Kahmscharmy
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If you’re a bachelor this message is for you… She was never yours,it was just your turn🕵🏻🃏
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My secondary school life,I was in Jss 1 and there was this girl in jss2 who liked me and would come and check on me (with her group of girls) then even buy me lunch even when I’ve change on me. So Jss 1-3 assumed we were dating.
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@Kahmscharmy
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This phrase is a metaphorical way of saying that the most important person or entity in a situation is often the one that determines the ultimate outcome. In this case, the “king” represents the most significant player or factor”The Boyfriend”, and when they are defeated or fail,
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The game ends when the KING falls,not when the pawn takes your queen…only few will understand
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@Kahmscharmy
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@LLCoolJ_92 Growth is beautiful
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"My love, you are the sunshine in my day, Warming my heart and brightening every way. In your eyes, my soul finds a home, With you, I am never alone. Your touch ignites a flame that never fades, With every stare, my love for you is made. You are the rhythm that makes my heart
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I love cats that are problematic and mischievous. They always keep me on my toes and provide endless entertainment with their antics. Their playful and rebellious nature adds a unique charm to their personality that I can’t help but adore. Despite their troublesome behavior, I
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Bro codes refer to a set of unwritten rules or guidelines that are commonly understood and followed by men, particularly in male friendships or social circles. These codes are often related to loyalty, respect, and trust among men. Here are some examples of bro codes: 1.Bros
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@Kahmscharmy
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@totalcristiano What a goal
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It’s important to actively listen and try to understand where the other person is coming from, rather than just focusing on defending ourselves. Effective communication requires both parties to truly listen and consider each other’s perspectives. By being open-minded and willing
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Since you asked nicely My sunset beach pic
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Your dark skin is a beautiful canvas that radiates strength, confidence, and natural beauty. Embrace your melanin-rich complexion with pride, as it is a unique and stunning feature that sets you apart. Your dark skin is a reflection of your heritage and culture, a symbol of
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@Kahmscharmy
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Let me stress you a little,Bring out 10 words from this 🌚🃏
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@Kahmscharmy
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I hate the misconception that introverts don’t like talking. If you’re the right person, we’ll talk to you for hours on end about pretty much anything. However, it’s incredibly difficult to find the right people, so for the most part we’ll probably just stay quiet🌚🃏
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The game ends when the KING falls,not when the pawn takes your queen…only few will understand
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Pick Two Bro Codes you like???
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Bro codes refer to a set of unwritten rules or guidelines that are commonly understood and followed by men, particularly in male friendships or social circles. These codes are often related to loyalty, respect, and trust among men. Here are some examples of bro codes: 1.Bros
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LETTER TO MY EX 😔 Dear ex I'm sorry we didn't work out, you were my best friend. I couldn't imagine life without you until the day you left me. We put the blame on each other but ultimately we were not meant to be for each other anymore and that hurts. I remember on the love
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When the delusion and feelings you had for her fades you will realize she was mid and a walking red flag 🚩 🚩🚩
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Your anxiety is lying to you ! You are loved and you will be okay !
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today’s tea: ) ) ) ) ( ) ) _(___(____)____(_____( \ not everyone in /___ \ ur life deserves / | \ a second /____| \ chance from / \ you / \___________/
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@Kahmscharmy
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I for wife two of una 😥😍
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@stats_feed Here for the comments
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@__usyy 👏👏
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@mvccido_szn
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april dump ?
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i really don’t get how people can have relationships after relationships like i can’t even find a single person out of all the people in the world to find me even a bit interesting for a solid second🌚🃏
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Just because your progress isn’t recognized by everyone else, doesn’t mean it’s not happening…believe in yourself 🕵🏻🃏
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@Kahmscharmy
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This girl just broke up with me 8 times and came back. I’m tired of dating boomerangs🌚🃏
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@Kahmscharmy
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One problem with the society today is that men are being told how to be men by women 🕵🏻🃏
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I’m not saying I hate you, what I’m saying is that you are literally the Monday of my life🌚🃏
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@Kahmscharmy
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Marry husband wey go sit down watch cartoons with your children 🌚🃏
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She’s cute even when she’s angry🌚🃏
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I think disney should make a new princess, one with no hair, so girls that are fighting with cancer feel like a princess🌚🃏
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@Kahmscharmy
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2 years
Words cannot explain how much I LOVE QUEEN 🧕🏼❤️
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pros of dating me: - i will tweet about you 25/8 - i will spoil you with love and attention - i will be soft for you AND FOR YOU ONLY - i will send you long random messages everyday cons of dating me: - i have anxiety - im clingy - i overthink - im moody - im ugly 🌚🃏
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Data giveaway for REAL MADRID fans🤔
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@nurasabitu 🤣💔
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Remember to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you see shege 🌚🃏
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removing yourself from an environment where it constantly invalidates your feelings and belittles your experience is top tier self-care🌚🃏
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Please, if you're not interested in someone anymore, tell them. Don't let them find out the hard way. They deserve to know that you no longer love them. They deserve to find someone who does. They deserve loyalty. They deserve a fair chance at love too. Don't lead them around🌚🃏
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3 years
May kalimatush shahada be the last word to leave our mouths before we die🙏
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People who laugh so hard at their own joke that they can't even finish the joke cuz they're laughing too hard are my favorite people🌚🃏
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Anxiety and depression are not something to be taken lightly, it can really change our views on everything especially even with friends. It's hard when you want to talk to people about what's causing it but feeling worried that you overshared too much.
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I really don't have a type but I know what's not my type🌚⚽️
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