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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

@ManMilk2 I guess Amber wasn't Heard 😂

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

10 months

@SaeedDiCaprio Nothing new, just another day of them victimizing themselves.

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10 months

@SaeedDiCaprio I legit do NOT remember when college was about pizza, drugs and sex. My college only gave me assignments and depression. Did I go to the wrong college or what?

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

10 months

@mohammed_hijab You know you're on the right side when Isra€l tries to mock your name.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

8 months

Nawaz Sharif was, is, and will always be a haramkhor thief. Anyone who supports him is also a haramkhor. I said what I had to say.

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8 months

@JahangirKTareen "I have decided to step away from politics all together" Nah, THE PEOPLE have decided that for you. You're a lowlife loser and your political career has officially come to an end. You won't be missed, Bye.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

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6 months

@Israel "We are strong".. Y'all can't even fart without US funding 😭😭😭😭

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10 months

This PTI jalsa made me realize the beautiful bond we insafians share with each other. Thank you Imran Khan, for uniting us more than ever.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

10 months

@PopBase Somebody send this to her

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

8 months

Ali Amin Gandapur may not seem like the best choice for CM KP, but he is needed in the current situation. PTI can NOT afford soft people who succumb to pressure after receiving threats. Gandapur is known for his fearless & aggressive personality. This is needed right now.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

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2 years

LUMS is the most overrated university in Pakistan. Imagine spending around 5 Million PKR just to end up selling shampoos at Unilever for 80k salary.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

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2 years

Bollywood Vs. Reality

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

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9 months

Happy Birthday to one of the greatest and most phenomenal leaders of all time! He will always be remembered for his bravery, hardwork and sacrifices for the country. The man sitting infront of his portrait is a fraud criminal.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

1 year

If they have the following words in their bio: 1. Army Brat 2. Feminist 3. @/lifeatlums 4. Rainbow flags 5. PMLN or PPP flag Just know that their opinion doesn't matter.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

10 months

Imran Khan is the first leader to force military heads of a nuclear state to shut down the internet WHILE SITTING IN JAIL HIMSELF. WHAT A KING FR 👑

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Spent 12 years in Canada and not once did I see a gora celebrate Eid, but Hamza from Sialkot loves dressing up as a clown for Halloween as if he's not already a clown 🤡

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

10 months

Unpopular fact: Benazir Bhutto is overglorified only because she was the first female PM of Pakistan. Apart from that, she was entirely incompetent, highly corrupt, equally complicit in her husband's crimes, and accomplished nothing for Pakistan.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Kids born between 1996-2004 were the last ones to have an innocent childhood. The new generation of kids are the wildest haramis ever.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

8 months

While Saudi Arabia is busy legalizing alcohol and clubs While Iran is busy bombing Muslim countries While other Muslim nations are busy sleeping It was South Africa (a non-Muslim country) that took Israel to court and defeated them.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

We got to admire Imran Khan. For the first time in history, Pakistanis are using VPN for the halal reasons.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

She deleted her tweet 😭

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

10 months

@SaeedDiCaprio US policies summed up:

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

9 months

Nawaz Sharif in jail: My platelets are low The AC isn't working I didn't get mutton for dinner Imran Khan in jail: Write a whole essay exposing the govt and establishment, gets it published to an international magazine for the world to see. King FR 👑

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Important Reminder: Haram is haram. Stop trying to justify a haram act. Blue-haired Shabana's opinion from LUMS doesn't matter when it comes to fundamental Islamic rulings.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

@iihtishamm Also: Imran Khan 1. Cricket Star 2. Bradford Uni Chancellor 3. Shaukat Khanum Founder 4. Former PM of Pakistan 5. Muslim Personality of the year Maryam Nawaz 1. Spoiled Brat That's all.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

9 months

Imran Khan has spent almost 150 days in jail, and NOT once did he need to go to the hospital. His platelets are fine & his health is in perfect condition. This is something Nawaz Sharif could never do. And that's the difference between a fearless leader and a bhagora.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

8 months

Don't waste your time trying to debate with patwaris. They have a very low IQ. When you see their stupid tweets, just roast or troll them. Always remember, they are an inferior breed. They will always be intellectually, morally, and spiritually below you. They have no respect.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

1 year

It's funny how wives of military officers get triggered the moment anyone criticises the army. No Farzana, nobody is criticising your husband who's probably busy cheating on you with his side chicks at the DHA Club. The criticism is for those engaged in political engineering ffs.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Unpopular & controversial opinion: MBBS is the most overrated profession in Pakistan. By the time you start earning a livable salary, you barely have hair on your head.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Global Leader VS. Certified Thief

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

1 year

Being an Insafian is so exhausting. It's basically us versus everyone. Nobody will help or support us. All we have is each other, our leader, and Allah. This heavy heart yearns to hear some good news. May this political nightmare end soon. May Allah give success to Imran Khan.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

"Men without beards are my sisters" - Shumaila, who cries over Korean men.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

1 year

May Allah destroy the Sharif Family. May Allah destroy the Bhutto family. & May Allah give success to Imran Khan. Ameen 1000x.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship. Happiness comes from watching Imran Khan succeed and Maryam Nawaz cry, not from relationships.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Blood isn't always thicker than water. Not all parents are supportive. Not all siblings share a strong bond. Some people find comfort in friends & strangers. Your chosen family can be more supportive than your biological family. Normalize accepting this.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Golf is the lamest sport to ever exist. What a waste of land & water. There's nothing "sporty" about holding a long stick and hitting a ball the size of a wallnut. The most lifeless people go to golf clubs.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

28 days

A stolen mandate is a stolen mandate, no matter how “competent” the person may superficially appear. The same way you wouldn’t like it if I stole your house but managed it better than your parents. There’s genuinely something wrong with the MBBS breed on Twitter.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

I'm anti-PDM, anti-LGBTQ, anti-Feminist & anti-Liberal. That's just who I am. If my tweets offend you, then you're free to block me. I don't care about getting "canceled". I can't fake a personality to please snowflakes for clout.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

I made this :)

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

1 year

Feminist Shabana from DHA is mad because the roads are blocked and her pizza couldn't be delivered to her, so she's blaming Imran Khan. Little does she know that she is the prime example of a walking condom ad. People like her are the reason why God created the middle finger.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

8 months

You can't defeat a man who firmly declares, “And my belief is, La ilaha illallah, there is no God but one; and we will fight.”

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Aurat March is nothing but a political tool and fraud. It isn't even a "movement." It's just a bunch of few frustrated blue and pink haired Shabanas who get a chance to scream in the streets once a year. They don't represent the average woman's issues in Pakistan.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

When I die, donate my whole body to science except my middle finger, give that to PDM and Maryam Nawaz.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

When you're suddenly asked to present your resumé but you've been a freeloader your whole life:

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

8 months

When I die, donate my whole body to science except both of my middle fingers; give one to Maryam Nawaz and the other one to the establishment.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

1 year

Ladies & gentlemen, let me show you all what a FAILED ABORTION looks like. Imagine how low-breed you have to be to be cracking jokes about Palestine. This is what happens when you grow up drinking Nawaz Sharif's piss instead of milk as a baby.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

9 months

May Allah destroy the US May Allah destroy the Neutrals May Allah destroy the Sharif family May Allah destroy the Bhutto family May Allah destroy the corrupt judges & May Allah give success to Imran Khan. Ameen 1000x.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

8 months

It's funny how Patwaris think they can offend us by calling us "youthiya" or "cult". We literally own these words as badges of honor and we're proud of it.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

10 months

@PopBase Alot of names are about to get exposed and alot of "charming" celebs are about to get canceled. Rightfully deserved.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

8 months

God created the middle finger for patwaris like @ayeshaijazkhan . Her prediction was a mistake just like her birth.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

1 year

If you haven't already, CUT ALL TIES with friends and family members who support PDM or the Neutrals. The "don't let politics ruin relationships" narrative is bullshit. There is no need to be in contact with people who support fascism and brutality.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

8 months

Nawaz Sharif loses elections. His "platelets" drop again. He has to go to London for "medical reasons." He finally "recovers" after 5 years and returns to Pakistan for the 2029 elections 😭

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

8 months

Political differences aside, I have never seen a patwari that looks good. Double chin Rimsha Tahir Dehydrated chicken legs Saad Kaiser Rat face Anas Tipu Obese humpty dumpty Abdullah There needs to be scientific research done on why Patwaris always have the ugliest faces.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Maryam Nawaz is the face of Pakistan's corrupt elite. 1. A spoiled brat 2. No achievements of her own 3. Flexes her dad's black money 4. She's 40+ & has a master's degree but has always been unemployed. Yet, she'll have the audacity to lecture others on hard work & success.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

World leaders with their pets

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

8 months

When all of this is over soon, never forget: 1. Those who betrayed Imran Khan (ex-PTI members). 2. Those who supported PDM (Patwaris, Jiyalas, Faujeets, etc.). 3. Those who stayed silent when PTI workers were being tortured (celebs & apolitical people).

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Deleting your tweet won't work :)

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1 year

Graceful EX Vs. Bitter EX

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Sheikh Danish being released on bail after publicly torturing a girl is the example of how the law is nothing but a bitch for the rich.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Unpopular & controversial opinion: Bounty is actually a VERY GOOD chocolate. It receives unnecessary hate from people who have trash taste-buds.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Pro-tip: If you want to live a peaceful life, avoid anyone whose name is Hamza or Maryam.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

To live in Khyber Pakhtunkhwa is an underrated blessing. KP has got beautiful scenic attractions, hospitable people, amazing chapli kababs & a sane government.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

6 months

Men who send eidi to random women on the internet are desperate thirsty dogs. Women who accept eidi from random men are fatherless species. Both of them belong to the streets.

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2 years

Unemployed students are more excited about the iPhone 14 than people with actual jobs.

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Maryam Nawaz, Hina Pervez Butt, Reham Khan & sold out "journalists" right now: #پنجاب_تحریک_انصاف_کا #ByElection2022

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

People who say “HBD” instead of “Happy Birthday” deserve no friends.

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@Kabeermkk98

7 months

Fuck Maryam Nawaz

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@Kabeermkk98

10 months

@SaeedDiCaprio I wouldn't be surprised if they say Breathing oxygen is antisemitic.

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2 years

Twitter is better than Instagram because you get to follow people based on their intellect & humor instead of heavily edited pictures.

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

You don't want to support Imran Khan; that's okay. But why would you support Maryam Nawaz and Bilawal Bhutto? What are their achievements apart from winning a sperm race decades ago? Go visit a psychiatrist ffs.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

2 years

As a Muslim, why do you think 🧿 is going to give you holy protection? IT'S SHIRK.

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

3 months

Ousted but not defeated Censored but not defeated Imprisoned but not defeated You can't defeat a man who firmly declares, “And my belief is, La ilaha illallah, there is no God but one; and we will fight.”

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Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

9 months

Am I the only person who gets really awkward and shy when someone compliments me??? Like awww you really like me??? Thanks I'll just jump off a cliff now 😭

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Fate of children in a desi household: Eldest Child: The Experiment Middle Child: The Forgotten Kid Youngest Child: The Unpaid Servant

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Public Service Message: Please do NOT follow Pakistani celebrities. They're all fake, toxic & not worth your attention.

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Unpopular opinion: People who don't/rarely post on Instagram are the MOST attractive.

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Call me old fashioned but I don't like the modern concept of "dating". The most I would do is have a few chats, develop a mutual understanding and then straight up propose.

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@Kabeermkk98

8 months

@Assimalhakeem Sheikh Assim owning Pakistani courts and the sold-out judges 🔥

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@Kabeermkk98

9 months

1. Qadianis will never be Muslims 2. Aurat March is a fake political tool 3. Malala Yousafzai is a fraud 4. All Pakistani celebrities are hypocrites 5. Imran Khan is the only hope for Pakistan

Kabeer aka Dead Guy

@Kabeermkk98

9 months

Quote your controversial opinion(s) on any topic that you would defend with your life.

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4 months

Fuck Zulfiqar, Fuck Benazir, Fuck Zardari, Fuck Bilawal, Fuck Bakhtawar, Fuck PPP, and Fuck all of their supporters.

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@Kabeermkk98

9 months

If you want a woman who has never dated before, make sure you're also a man who has never dated. It goes both ways. Don't be a hypocrite like this guy, who used to openly flaunt his cringe relationships (before he got dumped) and now wants a woman with no dating history.

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@Kabeermkk98

9 months

If you're living in Pakistan and you prefer Tim Hortons over Quetta Cafe, then Laanat on you and your taste buds.

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2 years

PDM: We will arrest Imran Khan Imran Khan:

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@Kabeermkk98

9 months

@Cobratate If you can't make "offensive" jokes with your friends, they aren't your friends.

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Avoid these people & don't ever take any of their opinions seriously: 1. Pronouns in their bio 2. Zodiac signs in their bio 3. @/lifeatlums in their bio 4. Rainbow flags in their bio 5. Army Brat in their bio 6. Feminist in their bio 7. Patwaris & Jiyalas You're welcome 🙏

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

"I'm a CSS aspirant" & "I'm a youth activist" are the fancy ways to say you're jobless.

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@Kabeermkk98

1 year

People support PTI only for Imran Khan. Not for Mr. X or Ms. Y. Members leaving the party won't affect Imran Khan's popularity. It's never his loss. In fact, it's his gain. His party is being cleansed so he can identify those who are loyal to him and those who aren’t.

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Masterchef judges truly enjoy life. Imagine getting paid just to eat & judge dishes.

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@Kabeermkk98

1 year

Everyone's exposing perverts, but nobody's talking about the ultimate perverts — male doctors who choose to become gynecologists.

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@Kabeermkk98

1 year

Somebody should check up on Maryam Nawaz. Is she okay after watching Imran Khan get released after 48 hours and seeing Insafians completely ruling the streets of Pakistan? She's definitely crying. Every tear she sheds is a source of happiness for all of us.

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

When you're actually a nice person but your gangsta face makes you look unapproachable & people avoid you 🤡

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

At this point, people with "army brat" in their bio should change it to "mafia brat".

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Back in June/July, I said Blue Haired Shabanas are 🚩🚩🚩 and everybody attacked me, telling me "dOnT jUdgE". I hope the Scarsdale school incident proved my words correct. Blue Haired Shabanas will always be bottom tier. They belong to the streets.

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

A man who buys a cycle with his hard-earned money is more respectable in my eyes than the one who flexes his dad's Mercedes on Instagram.

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@Kabeermkk98

1 year

*Opens Twitter* Sees na-mard gay men wearing gajray & mascara Sees Saad Kaiser getting insulted & blocking people Sees people mad over some Pakistani drama series Sees Mia Khalifa getting invited to Oxford University as a speaker *Curses this world & closes twitter*

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

The most lifeless & useless people still be doing snapchat "streaks" in 2023.

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

A person who lacks a creative mind will treat Twitter like Instagram. No Saad, nobody here wants to see your face covered with 10 filters everyday. Keep that shit on Instagram.

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2 years

The best part of male friendships is that they're low maintenance. We don't have to stay in touch every day. We can text each other "hey bro" after 2 years and pick up right where we left off, as if nothing happened. It requires minimal effort, and the bond always remains strong.

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@Kabeermkk98

2 years

Am I the only person who's NOT fond of concerts? I'd rather go to a restaurant than a concert. Concerts are OVERRATED AF.

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2 years

Unpopular Fact: The funniest & hottest people come from dysfunctional families.

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