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keith

@K_L_E_

6 months

Best albums of 2023 list as voted on by the committee (just me):

keith

@K_L_E_

6 months

Hey, uh, here are my favorite 50 albums from 2023 in playlist form:

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@eriochromatic

@shiori28813708

@1Caioow_

@BlazySnipes

@Spriggyyy

@RoseBamsalm

@inkymess2

@Feireina

@guilhermel27752

@anagavah

@HealthyWalsall

@pillowdearASMR

@_Meestee

@bogwog68

@harrypanopticon

@MattBurkeMD

@CARD1E

@MTmbab

@bokeplokalmalam

@MarcoAdrian10

@vatesy

@ThighhighBoots2

@_BWeed_

@nzwzzz

@LiorKoren87

@edenwinter

@shawntcuff

@GunnerKing81

@Salty_323

@BellettoCa56043

@Goalkickingguru

@Expresoec

@LeJorgitoCL

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@SegaBG

@dazzLeGO

keith

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2 years

this is the relationship i have with every friend i’ve ever made

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"i have seen my father's great relationship with Hooters over the years" is one of the funniest quotes i've ever heard in my life

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John Daly II, the son of PGA pro John Daly, is Hooters' first NIL ambassador. “I have seen my father’s great relationship with Hooters over the years, and I am proud to continue my family’s association with this iconic brand.”

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5 years

Andrew Yang tweets like he’s trying to get hired at The Ringer

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@GeorgeTaylorG i just don’t get the aversion to it. super simple to set up and it’s data heavy for gen z who is obsessed with it specifically haha

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2 months

we need Incubus to drop a Kendrick level diss track on the Chili Peppers

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@AdamSchefter and a broken heart, adam don't forget that

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5 months

who got that one TomBroDude tweet?

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9 years

the lone iowa bro wearing a drink for my city shirt and a coors cap in Madison is the hero we need and deserve http://t.co/TKOjoTLC6M

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10 years

i am so sorry for making this http://t.co/zYA4MlOHab

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6 months

i’m not kidding when i say every quarterback talent evaluator on iowa needs to be fired and taken to jail

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8 years

When you think you're special and then realize he talks to every girl that way

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6 years

@kanyewest whole state of wyoming stepping out like

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3 months

iowa finally got a call in a big moment instead of the other way around hell has frozen over

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4 years

going online every day to find a new artist to cancel until the only thing left to listen to is the 1999 hit “Smooth” by Santana feat. Rob Thomas

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keith

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2 years

John Daly Jr. is an Eastbound and Down character, you cannot disprove this.

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keith

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3 months

there are so many ex iowa players that never post about iowa.. DJK has every right to flip the bird and he posts about Iowa athletics every single year and supports Iowa he’s my GOAT WR tbh

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It’s a great day to be a Hawkeye! Jobs not finished. Let’s finish the deal! @IowaWBB @bgoetz12

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keith

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3 years

the reason for the holiday. happy back it up terry day, a memphis legend

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keith

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6 years

how anyone gets a fucking OWI in iowa city is beyond me... ubers are like permanently $5 and if you have any sort of social life you likely have a friend with a couch on every block in town

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5 years

a 30 pack of busch light, a casey’s pizza and some scratch off tickets = $50.90

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keith

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9 years

One man is the product of HGH and the other man is a product of christ's eternal love, the answer may surprise you

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5 years

OBJ out training with Ricky Stanzi is the content I like to see

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keith

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6 years

iowa signed an archaic law into effect today and we wonder why our intelligent and talented youth are migrating other places

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9 years

took this picture outside on my lunch break today! wow the world really is so beautiful if you go out and look around http://t.co/KCu4O0XDRD

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keith

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9 years

Everyone should have to work a job as a waiter or retail to see how terrible the human race is & also to get threatened by a mom w/ coupons

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10 years

Valentine's Day card for your Hawkeye loved ones. http://t.co/TuLRZd7LH4

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keith

@K_L_E_

9 years

remember when you thought Blue from Blue's Clues was a male just because she was blue colored and you learned about problematic gender roles

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keith

@K_L_E_

3 years

DAMN JACKIE I CANT CONTROL THE GUEST PICKER

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@CollegeGameDay

3 years

WEEK 2 GUEST PICKER ALERT 🚨 @aplusk 😏

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keith

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3 months

@DanWolken WVU played bullyball defense. they played hard and tough for sure but the style of play leads to a lot of fouls. which is why most teams don’t employ it lol

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3 years

currently headed to iowa city to watch the iowa hawkeyes football program take on the nittany lions from pennsylvania state

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@K_L_E_

10 years

Overall, a pretty terrible week for Democrat Hawkeye fans who love to stream Taylor Swift songs on Spotify.

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keith

@K_L_E_

9 years

Relationship Goal: the movie Titanic. I die young and beautiful, and my ex-wife still can't stop thinking about my hot ass after 84 years.

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@K_L_E_

4 years

this is what boys thought girls bathrooms looked like back in elementary school

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starting a slack channel for the sole purpose us discussing why demi moore has both carpet and a couch in her bathroom

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6 years

may you all have the dedication of this guy—who has posted meal how-to videos going on 2 years in a local Kony 2012 group

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10 years

The "I'm from Iowa" starter pack http://t.co/a8xZo4Pl2W

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1 year

Ja’s jersey number is literally 12. the 1 is for the first amendment of freedom of speech and expression. and 2 for the 2nd amendments right to bear arms. some of y’all just don’t get it

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keith

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9 years

how every jungle juice party goes person: wow is there even vodka in this this? this is weak (3 hours later) person: kesha is our mozart

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6 years

rain drop, drop top, jack pearson please unplug the crockpot

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keith

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8 years

Alabama has 15 national titles if you divided that between 1 billion Americans that would give us each a national title

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keith

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3 years

just saw it. 1000% chance kristen stewart is getting a best actress oscar nomination

keith

@K_L_E_

3 years

about to see the Kristen Stewart led SPENCER (2021) in a theater, my first film seen in theaters since the pandemic began

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keith

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1 year

@samtrayter we need massive new regulation on vehicle lights and honestly truck lights in general

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keith

@K_L_E_

6 years

LMAO Iowa City is the greatest place on earth. I cannot wait for Now, That's What I Call Cactus! 19 coming in the next decade.

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6 years

A Cactus 3 has emerged on Clinton St where the Pepperjax once was

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1 year

this is one of the hardest photos in iowa sports history

Iowa Women's Basketball

@IowaWBB

1 year

A Sea of Black & Gold. #Hawkeyes x #WFinalFour

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3 months

10 year anniversary. where does the time go?

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keith

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6 years

idea: complementary breakfast at a hotel but it’s served at 11 am for the cool people and not at 7 am when the losers eat

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4 years

@phoebe_bridgers “some america first rap country song” what was the song

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4 years

millennials seeing zoomers witnessing their fav short video app getting killed

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3 years

remembering this summer when protesters broke 1 window at a Target and every right wing wonk cried for 3 weeks on here

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@K_L_E_

5 years

twitter, meet my new best friend, Rookie. last week he was found in the middle of the road and now he’s at his forever home.

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@K_L_E_

4 years

even in an 8-game schedule my prediction for Iowa is 9-3, going to the Outback Bowl

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5 years

week 1: 71 yards receiving, 0 TDs week 2 A.S. (After Stanzi): 161 yards receiving, 1 TD ....makes you think

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OBJ out training with Ricky Stanzi is the content I like to see

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@K_L_E_

9 years

Fire everyone. Fire Kirk. Fire Barta. Hell, you are fired. Your mom is fired. Your dad is fired. Whole family unemployed.

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@K_L_E_

4 years

@IowaHoops im an iowa fan but this is such a dumb tweet

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keith

@K_L_E_

1 year

we are engaged!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The hardest secret we have ever had to keep… 💍

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9 years

how do middle schoolers get over exes do they still create a player on the Sims and take the ladder out of the pool to watch them drown or

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9 years

"Is this Heaven?" No, it's Iowa. Just kidding, this is Heaven. You died in Iowa of hypothermia on Wednesday.

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keith

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6 years

you gotta crawl before you walk, you gotta "ope" before you "ope just gonna sneak past ya"

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3 years

13 arrests? that's it?? there's more than that before an 11 am kickoff on a hawkeye football saturday

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3 years

people who were against BLM all summer posting MLK quotes today

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10 years

FINAL PREDICTION FOR THE GAME TOMORROW http://t.co/NR23XyyMh1

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8 years

fam jeb bush is selling guac bowls on his campaign website store, only $75 what in the world

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4 years

the couple from your hometown waiting for your pre-thanksgiving bar arrival before they hear you’re not headed home this year

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8 years

*at the zoo* Fun me: this is awesome Woke me: these animals are imprisoned, release them

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9 years

When u realize u have the same exact swan as a Kardashian >>>> http://t.co/0u7a36sfZe

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5 years

my mans over here about to walk the mile in P.E. in 22 minutes

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3 years

twitter honestly has kind of rocked since they banned that one guy

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5 years

this dude keeps posting elementary school lunches in the “What’s The Special Today?” group for local business and folks ARE NOT HAVING IT

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@TheOrangeKrush

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@K_L_E_

9 years

Today we celebrate President Mason's leadership in earning four straight top 5 finishes in the party school ranking. http://t.co/gXPq6KcddK

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9 years

Cool tweets, @lordkaradimos http://t.co/o63EkdGU4U

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saw this white ford bronco in memphis and thought i was about to run into @TheRealOJ32 luckily the license plate set the record straight

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9 years

if we're talking body you got a dad one so put it on me

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6 years

what's a good hobby to do in your 20s or 30s to break up the excessive drinking and eating out that i currently am into?

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9 years

You had me at "well mannered" kids, Kerri. http://t.co/sSCOhlshAe

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@K_L_E_

10 years

This is a map of places where people dress their trees in sweaters (blue) and where they do not (red) http://t.co/nzNWHLo94W

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keith

@K_L_E_

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In 1998, Fat Joe held the umbrella for Big Pun in the Still Not a Player music video as seen here: http://t.co/H3tQYxl4Xl

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8 years

Iowa the GOAT college basketball state give us a pro team

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How the hell do you all drink bloody marys what in gods name it's like 4 sauces and a pickle in a glass it's not natural

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4 years

when i stepped in iowa city for my first day of undergrad

Seung Min Kim

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. @JoeBiden : “100 million shots in the first 100 days.”

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10 years

If Ricky Stanzi ever ran for political office in Iowa he would throw 5 interceptions and still win by 18.

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6 years

second only to politics, mental health and addiction is a topic that morons love to speak loudly on when they have no fucking idea what they’re talking about

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9 years

http://t.co/16k8WIkn2P

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9 years

COME ON BRITTANY http://t.co/Obto7TUO0u

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6 years

A 93 year old woman embroidered this hoodie for me for christmas 😂😂

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9 years

ex bae: do you still think of me, i mean, at all, ever? me: of course i do, every time i fire up your netflix account on my laptop

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keith

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9 years

here is a really insightful iowa football preview for 2015

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8 years

Nothing more American than showing proof of residency at the caucus with an unpaid electric bill envelope

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6 years

a game like HQ Trivia but instead it's a standardized test and if you miss too many questions you have to pay for $40,000 to attend college.. oh wait

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6 years

no offense but if you do a like or retweet poll instead of just using the convenient poll feature on twitter you should go to jail for a long time

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6 years

the corporate walk of shame is walking into your interview wearing a suit and tie in a company that has a casual dress code

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2 years

bumped this on repeat before all our 7th grade football games where we inevitably lost by 40 points

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10 years

college kind of sucks because you will meet the love of your life but then get distracted by alcohol and dollar slices of pizza

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10 years

. @UIowa_Police can u be on the look out for a female thief who stole my heart last weekend on the dance floor at Fieldhouse

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9 years

THEN 8 years later, in 2006, DJ Khaled held an umbrella for Fat Joe in the Make It Rain music video. http://t.co/bDJQRdycnG

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11 years

If you can't handle me at my pale and fat December then you don't deserve my tan and lean July.

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5 years

siri how do i set something i see online on fire

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6 years

if you didn’t switch bodies with your mother after eating a mysterious fortune cookie in the 2003 film Freaky Friday I don’t want to hear about how much you love your mom

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@ItsNayaTrick @sweatpantspapi ian stop putting lies on my timeline. Camila is one of the top selling albums of the year and has tons of bangers on it, including a #1 hit.

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