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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Bahahaha what a bellend

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

I love Jacob Murphy me 😂 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

JUST IN: Culiacan bullets continue to rain after the capture of the son of El Chapo, Ovidio and Cartel is now gearing up for an War to Overthrow Mexican Government forces sending More "reinforcements" of the Sinaloa Cartel

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

If anything goes wrong at Wembley least we know the pirates are supporting us 🤣 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Start Anderson on Saturday!! #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

I think I speak for every Geordie who reads this. Kieran Dyer is a fucking 🛎️ end. #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Geordies listen up! 72nd minute. 👇🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

9 months

Doing a wonderful job Martin 👏🏻 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

Joelinton is a proper Geordie mate! Get in 😂😂😂 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

This happens and i might be the first human to actually die of laughter. 🤣 #NUFC #howsthebacondidyasay

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

I couldn’t help myself 😂 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

This man is an absolute legend. His team just got beat and no longer have hopes of UCL next season and he admits we should have had a penalty against Arsenal and DESERVE champions league football. We need more De Zerbi’s in the sport! #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Dustin Poirier KOs random guy for hitting on his wife in front of him

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

10 months

Worst bit of goalkeeping I’ve ever seen this. How on earth has this bloke made it as a professional let alone to the premier league? I don’t know what’s worse, Onana or the scouts. Shambles from Man Utd this.

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

😂😂😂 everyone hates us and I love it! #NUFC 🖤🤍

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Agree or disagree? I love it me. 👀 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

You had one job tonight and winning the ball edge of your box, running the length of the pitch skinning 5/6 Utd players before feedin Miggy his dinner to put the toon army 1 up wasn’t one of them. Take a bow son holy shit. #MANNEW #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Legit just cried on the bus watching this. I can’t wait 🙆🏼‍♂️ #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

SEE HOW SHIT LIVERPOOL ARE WHEN THE GAMES PLAYED FAIRLY! The standard of refereeing is incredible compared to England. #NAPLIV #UCL #KloppOut

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

How good is Fabian Schär now tho? Not talked about enough! Since we took Lascelle’s away from him he’s been a different player. Just wanna talk about him because the blokes difference class next to Botman. #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Rumour has it #NUFC Twitter help each other out with followers on here. My old account got suspended and could do with an assist 🙏🏻 I’ll follow everyone one of you legends back 🙌🏻 🖤🤍

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Funniest thing I’ve seen I’m creased at work. They have his face on a flag and my fans wave Norwich scarfs 😂😂😂😂

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Nothing better than seeing a racist get a hiding.

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Sinaloa Cartel blocks the road to try to rescue El Chapo’s son from the Mexican military after he was Arrested⛓️😤

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

OUTSTANDING! #NUFC #NEWBHA

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

9 months

It’s just beautiful 😭 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

He would be proud 🙌🏻 #NUFC 🖤🤍

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

London. Never change mate 😂

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

@SaithusX1 @DailyLoud You’re not the size of a double decker bus mate your good

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

10 months

Geordies be careful tonight there’s some right hard bastards out the night 😂 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Newcastle group chat!? Who’s game? #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Dad what does Jealousy mean? Watch this video darling. #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Out fucking standing #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Everton really are the scum of the premier league like aren’t they. Let’s get these rats out the league and hope we never see them again. Rotten

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Shelvey looks outstanding mind. The balls he was playing were quality. Let’s hope it’s only a few weeks the lads need you this season. #NUFC #SLBNUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

I still believe I’m in a coma and none of this is really happening.

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Pure class 🖤🤍 Wembley loading 50%……… #NUFC #SOUNEW

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Absolutely terrifying

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

🖤 Best photo EVER 🤍 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Grealish when he opens his phone and see’s Miggy has scored again. #NUFC #SOUNEW 🖤🤍😂

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

ONE PROBLEM. With this formation we’re one injury away from Lascelles starting…

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Is Steve Bruce the worst manager of all time? #NUFC #WBA

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Fucking creased at this 😂😂😂

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

Omg I love this man ❤️ PROPER GAFFA!! @dannyt8 @DJJonnyLittle this geezer has well and truly embarrassed Arteta tonight. Pure class! #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Sinola Cartel 100 Deep and Rush to fight Mexican Military Forces after the Arrest of El Chapo Son Flights being Delayed People are now being told to Stay At Home an all out War is in Full Effect

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

NO we don’t want McFriggin Tominay and NO we don’t want Conor bloody Gallagher Please stop promoting this nonsense. We WANT Europe not relegation. #NUFC 🖤🤍

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

I love this man 😂😂😂

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

@raphousetv2 Racist

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

I love foreign adverts me 😂

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

GOOSEBUMPS!!! LETS FUCKING HAVE THEM TODAY!!!!! 🖤🤍 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

Amazing

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

When the mrs says you can go the pub for the match

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Luka Lochoshvili has won the FIFA fucking legend award who helped save the life of Austria Wien player, Georg Teigl. Unreal mate!

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

That feeling knowing your whole city feels the same happiness as you. We’ve waited so fucking long for this. #NUFC #WeAreOne 🖤 🤍 😭

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

What a belta man 😂😂

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

7 months

@MMAUNCENSORED1 @alexvolkanovski It’s that baldy porn star

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Seeing Shelvey in any other shirt just doesn’t seem right but I get it 😭 good luck mate you’ll forever be respected by us Geordies. #NUFC #ClubLegend

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

10 months

Good humans still exist. Great to see that he’s responsive #BOULUT

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Scratch o ya fanny 😂😂

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Tweeting this so I can watch it with volume later. Wish there was weekly episodes of this shit. Hilarious

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Anthony Gordon can FUCK OFF GET IN LADS!!!! #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

@twrecks155 Why is there a picture of Shane Burgos? 🤔

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

😂😂😂 hilarious this lads #NUFC #WWFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

What an absolute LEGEND! Rui Patricio

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Just want one more Ryan Taylor free kick. A Tino Asprilla cartwheel. A David Ginola Volley. A Alan Shearer last minute penalty. Keep it going below 👇🏻 😉 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Today marks 100 days t-total & i never would have thought i of all people would ever be able to say that. If any of you are struggling with alcohol and want to talk my inbox is open. Now. How to celebrate it? 🤔 #RecoveryPosse

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

The best 2 mins 19 seconds you’ll see today #NUFC #NEWBHA

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

Here’s another dumb kid jumping off a cruise ship for a dare and disappears. World is fucked..

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

Worst decision of the season. course it’s against Newcastle Utd

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

MITRO!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Just blocking out the haters 😆🍺 #NUFC #Cheers 🖤🤍

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Hang on a fucking minute! Liverpool, Utd & Chelsea spend £150M+ on ONE player and it’s all good nee bother. But when Newcastle Utd wanna spend half of that all hell breaks loose & FFP is mentioned on every microphone in the sport. 😂🤣 #NUFC #Jealousmuch

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Being under shit ownership for so many years you get attached to the squad you have and aren’t used to players leaving 😭😭😭 I’m proper gutted mate. Love you Jonjo! All the best mate 😭😭 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

I didn’t want this to end 😂 #NUFC #NEWAVL

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

🖤 Nick Pope is one of the best GK in the world 🤍 That’s the tweet. #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

My guy 😂

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

10 months

Bring him back!!! #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

Think we can all agree. This felt good! #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

11 months

If this lass keeps her job after going out in public like this the world is fucked. She knows kids who look up to her will be watching it’s borderline pedo behaviour. Rotten as well mind I’d rather join the church. #Alexscott

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Currently the happiest I’ve ever been in my entire life. I genuinely believe what you give to the universe it gives back. I proved I could turn my life around and I’ve been truly rewarded. #GodIsGood #RecoveryPosse #FeelingBlessed 🙌🏻 ❤️

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Just letting everyone know I’ve reached my limit on following people back today. Side note: there’s legit people on here triggered because I’m trying to connect with fellow Geordies. imagine them at a game man “wuw I can’t celebrate with ya I don’t who u r” #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Newcastle coach en route to Wembley overtakes the Sunderland coach going to Coventry… 🤣👏 Can you fucking imagine being a mackem man 😂 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

🚨 TRANSFER ALERT 🚨 My sources are telling me Newcastle Utd are interested in 🇮🇹 international Sandro Tonali from AC Milan. Rumoured €70M/ 5-6 year contract 📑 Follow for more #NUFC transfers

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

I love this man. What a legend 🕺🏼

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

How it started How it’s going #EVENEW #NUFC 😭😂

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

TWO!!! Goals conceded in TEN games! Let that sink in.. But yeh keep talking about Man Utd 😂 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

If we sign this diving twat I’m deleting Twitter #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Can these two hush their gums and get the draw on ffs some of us have real graft tomorrow. #CarabaoCup #MCILIV #EFLCup

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Scousers are a different breed mate 🤣

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

74yr old man saves puppy from Alligator and keeps cigar in mouth. Proper legend

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

1 year

I got a lot of shit tonight in the local about maxi. Literally the only bloke in the pub sticking up for him. Oh we’re champ league now he’s shit he’s had time he’s getting sold in the summer he’s not good enough just wait. Blokes gifted. You’ll see. #teammaxi #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

11 months

How good is Tino! And I’m not on about the one who did backflips neither! #NUFC #PSGNEW

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

100,000 Geordies at Wembley with only 30+ thousand tickets available. 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 I love you all 🖤🤍 #bestintheworld #NUFC #CarabaoCupFinal #proud

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Congrats Joe 👶🏼 #NUFC

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Fuck Norovirus is no joke! 33 year old man and I shit the bed last night. Mrs was raging, think she’s gone off me a little bit tbh. 😂 Still got a sense of humour tho! No but seriously I need help I am not good. 🆘

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

If you don’t blame Eddie Howe for that result you are deluded mate. Had it wrong from the start. Time to man up and say it what it is. SHIT. People saying I’m negative 😂 Like I should be happy with that line up & result. Jog on #NUFC #MCINEW

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

@TheMacNameDre Black men get everything. So unfair

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KylePovey

@KPoveyNUFC

2 years

Been called Sean Longstaff all night in the masons arms and I’m not even arsed. Great performance lad! Walked out the pub to cheers “Longstaff! Longstaff! 🤣 Great night to be a Geordie and WHAT A SEASON! Thank you Eddie! #NUFC #NEWSOU

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