Dah la gi tido.
Nanti esok bangun pagi, check akaun ada tak 42 juta ringgit orang bank-in.
Sebab yana kata apa yg berlaku kat ayah dia boleh berlaku kat kita.
Lunch time around KLCC are racially segregated.
Malay dudes at wisma central.
Amois at Avenue K, level 2.
gay dudes at gym.
Malay aunties at klcc foodcourts and dotty's.
Takde orang ke nampak menda positif dalam carta ni?
Kehamilan remaja turun mendadak.
Turun lebih dari separuh dalam masa 5 tahun.
The more girls in school, the more girls are educated. In turn, they will become educated parents. Their kids will be better.
Kau tau tak, memang penat jadi rakyat ni.
Escalator tak jalan, kapal tak siap, account PM kena hack.
Kerja tak cukup, anak tak nak sambung belajar, kena buli social media, flight kena resched, beli barang kena tax, minta kerakyatan tak dapat.
Semua aah.
Overheard,
"Malam tadi utk bed time story, aku cerita pasal isra mikraj kat anak-anak aku. At one point anak aku yang besar kata, nabi petut pergi naik minta discount lagi. Sebab 5 waktu pun, ayah cuma sembahyang jumaat je. Lain semua tak buat."
Ouch.
As heard in the elevator,
A: Kalau vaccine sampai, dato nak ambil ke? Saya dengar mcm2 org kata, nanobots la tak cukup research la tak selamat la.
B: Saya ambil.
A: Kenapa?
B: Saya nak travel. Saya nak raya kat london
Happy Valentine's Day.
Please book the most expensive dinner to celebrate your love.
Because the economy needs you to spend right now.
Nobody is buying or Palm oil and the Chinese aren't coming. You need to pick up the slack.
Happy Valentine's Day.
A picture thread on the last days of Ampang Park.
To those who grew up, went to schools, worked in the area and interacted with this place in any way, shape or form.
Culture asrama paksa semua orang jadi sama, ikut schedule yang sama, ikut idea yang sama.
Kau tak boleh jadi lain dari yang lain. Tiada support system kepada orang yang 'lain'.
As heard in the elevator,
"this is the problem when those in policy making circles are rarely from b40 family.
30 tahun tak isi minyak, food siap bibik masak, travel the world first class, orang bodek beli rolex, bilik VIP, jam the price of a myvi... warps your perception lah"
Next time, duit tu tampal kat dahi. Senang sikit kitorang nak tau berapa kau punya budget.
Meh kami bagi protips utk dapatkan layanan baik dari sales assistant.
Ini thread dari elevators.
Art, kawan hang pun semua dah benci hang.
Pencen nanti, tak payah pi lepak BSC dah. Hang pi dok rawang tok sah campur orang.
Minum ja sorang sorang kat rumah, tok sah mai dah.
Food Court Tingkat 4 LANYARD tutup.
"It is with great sadness that we announce the permanent closure of RASA Food Arena, Suria KLCC, from 1st September 2021.
Thank you for your patronage over the wonderful 22 years. It has been our ultimate pleasure to serve you."
Guys, account klcc ni secara officialnya akan ditutup sbb dah tak ada arah tuju.
Dulu aku ingat nak make fun of lanyard culture terpaling lanyard, tapi life imitates art.
Anyone else thinks the parking rate in KLCC is ridiculously pricey?
I masuk jam around 7pm , keluar at 9:20pm and they charged me RM13.00
How is that ok?
Unpopular opinion:
Tax je T1 ni. Bukan diorang boleh lari pergi negara lain pun. US teruk, UK teruk, Italy lagi dahsyat.
Negara yg diorang biasa PR dan ada visa semua lagi teruk.
So?
Who gets the salary without doing work? The old. Who rides the property price growth? The old.
Who gets rm500 internship? The young. Who gets below 2k salary? The young.
Then the old has the cheek to tell you to work hard.
I dont understand why the young are not angry.
Meat Cartel hanya affect T20 yang nak makan grass-fed angus dan wagyu marbles yang halal di restaurant mahal.
Golongan sama yang pi umrah ke mekah madinah dan ziarah ke london.
B80 tak usah dok kalut. Teruskan makan daging tetel.
Dear Lanyards,
We are going into deepshit period.
Brent crude oil is trading at US$35 handle.
Your end of year holiday will be at KLCC park if this is going on for the next 6 months.
Kau tak pernah dengar org Kedah kata keturunan Sultannya adalah yang paling lama tanpa putus selama hampir 1000 tahun, mula dari sebelum Melayu masuk Islam.
Kau tak pernah dengar orang Kelantan kata kerajaan dia wujud sejak 1400 tahun yang lalu.
Baru 100 tahun lebih dah kecoh.
As heard in the elevator,
"Anak aku kena kuarantin kat rumah."
"Sebab apa?"
"Sebab dia kena chicken chop."
"Bukan chicken chop, chicken pox la..."
"Ohh hahaha"
Cuti sampai 55 hari tuh bukti kita tak perlu pun ada Timbalan Menteri, tugasnya hanya untuk beri ucapan kat majlis yang menteri rasa buang masa kalau dia pergi.
Timbalan menteri ni patut kita rename sebagai Setiausaha Parlimen. Bila Parlimen tak bersidang, boleh laa cuti lama
Ada orang dah pi spray alcohol + water solution kat ATM machine.
Tak pasal pasal boleh short circuit.
Kalau takut covid, spray kat tangan selepas guna atm. Bukan spray kat screen dan keyboard.
For those who asked about chinese dudes. We lumped them with the ahmois because they are all flat chested.
Malay dudes we can differentiate. They are buncits.
Overhead,
"Aku nak tanya sikit boleh?"
"Boleh"
"Kau ni aku tengok masa umur 20an baru masuk kerja, punya selekeh, tudung bawal, seluar gedoboh. Apsal umur 40an ni kau pakai skinny jeans?"
"Sebab aku boleh. kau ingat senang ke nak maintain body camni lepas anak tiga?"
Masa Cabinet Meeting rabu nanti, kau angkat tangan kat secretary, pastu kau baca menda ni.
Lepas tuh nanti cabinet secretariat akan call kau minta copy of the speech.
Minggu depan masuk dalam cabinet minutes.
Pastu govt ambil tindakan. Kau tampal sini nak buat apa?
✍️ We must understand why 🇲🇾 Malaysians are frustrated. 450 days from our first MCO, fear is still prevalent due to rising numbers and reactive changes.
#COVID19
is an unprecedented pandemic, and normal procedures do not work under abnormal circumstances.
Salam sejahtera kepada semua yang tidak pernah tebang balak sampai banjir, rembat pokok durian, rampas tanah orang asli, tambak laut bagi cina, kaut duit negara bagi sedara dan minum air dlm kolam.
Salam aman & berkah kepada semua rakyat marhaen yg kena bawak grab utk cari makan
As heard in the elevators,
"Anak I darjah 1 tahun ni. I belikan dia M1 utk online class"
"Pro ke air?"
"Air je. Dia bukan perlu pro, lagi pun pro tu mahal. Air tuh yang murah dah cukup dah untuk dia. Sian tengok dia pakai uniform first day online class. Tuh la zaman covid ni"
Tanah Rezab Melayu 1500 ekar ni developers Cina tak boleh curi Midah oii..
Seribu lima ratus ekar.
Melayu yang isi borang, melayu yg tukang process, melayu yang tukang present, melayu yang tukang lulus.
Baru boleh jual kat developers cina.