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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

3 months

I had the dream again... your hand in mine, your lips taste like rain, and I whisper softly in your ear about magic and desire.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

17 days

Ok, now I'm out. So now what? 🤣🫠

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

8 years

#LiesTeensTellTheirParents - no, really, everyone in the whole school did horribly on that test. Everyone. I swear.

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8 years

#SummersOverWhen the $150 bathing suit is on the clearance rack for $9.95

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8 years

#DonutsAreBetterThanPeople because they don't lie. Well, most of them. Sometimes those filled ones do.

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@KDarling_Author

8 years

#YouKnowYoureTooOld when you spend five minutes looking for car keys and finally find them... in your hand.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

8 years

#YouKnowYoureTooOld when you wake up and wonder how long you have to wait before you can take a nap.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

2 months

I don't know what to say. The struggle is real every single day, for a lot of us, I'm not special in that way. These last few days have definitely been a test, and it is ok not to be ok sometimes. ❤️‍🩹

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

17 days

Everything is better at night. Prove me wrong. 😈

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

8 years

I did all of my Christmas shopping already. #MakeMeHateYouInOnePhrase

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

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10 days

Ten

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

4 years

@Chrysippus504 @ndrew_lawrence @SunshineSt_Kim Omg, sorry for the language here but, such a FUCKING brilliant idea.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

28 days

After a rough few days, self-inflicted, tbh, I am ready for a fresh beginning and a new week. Happy Monday to everyone, especially anyone who is struggling rn. We got this. ❤️

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

2 months

Getting ready to embrace the darkness... I mean day. 😈

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

2 months

Happy 4th to all of my fellow Americans. I hope this date means something more for all of us this year: stay safe and have fun today. ❤️❤️❤️

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22 days

Idgaf

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

17 days

Getting there. Kicking and dragging my feet, but I am doing it. 🤪 And Fridays will finally mean something to me. 🤣🤣🤣 Happy weekend to those who celebrate. ❤️❤️❤️

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

25 days

Home from the morning part of my day. Ready to start the second part. Let's gooo! 😈

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

21 days

Today is rough. Just hoping I have the strength to push forward through the panic for a few hours at least. Hope your Monday is going well so far.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

4 years

@Cameron__Bryant @nytimes At what point do people not get that the "forever" they are referring to could be less than 2 months if everyone just fucking did what should be common sense anyway?

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

25 days

How do people even function this weird time period called morning?

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

1 month

My favorite time of day... I have the entire store to myself. ❤️

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

19 days

This week has been one serious Rollercoaster, and I am so glad it is over... wtf you mean it's only Wednesday????

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

4 months

If you dare to enter my dreams tonight, be warned that it is going to be a little dangerous. 😈

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

18 days

I dislike change. I always have. Yet, these last few days, I have been feeling a push towards a completely new direction. And it is scary af.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

2 months

I think today broke me. 💔

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@KDarling_Author

24 days

Crazy? 🤣🤣🤣 You think I'm crazy? 😈😈😈

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

16 days

Tomorrow is another day.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

1 month

Lost at least 100 followers. Fucking bye.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

1 month

I survived. FUCK YOU, panic.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

14 days

Fuck I'm done.

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14 days

Not me.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

4 years

Trump banning Tik-Tok. Because there is nothing more important going on right now for him to deal with. 🙄🤡 1. Pandemic 2. 150k+ dead 3. Police brutality 4. Unemployment benefits 5. Semi-automatic weapons Fuck you, sir.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

18 days

Today is definitely a lesson for me in patience and remaining calm. I am going to use this excessive waiting time I have to catch up with Twitter friends, browse your pages and offer my support, when needed. So many have been there for me this last week, and I am so grateful.❤️

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

2 months

It's just another day, but I feel like it is time to let the dark win. I am tired, so fucking tired, of fighting it.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

2 months

The tiniest spark of hope... of promise... of understanding... fuck you, demons, today I am stronger. SH💞

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19 days

As a submissive by nature, I am so easily tamed by a strong, dominant personality... doesn't mean I will not make you crazy or be naughty when given the chance. 😈

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@KDarling_Author

1 month

I did not mean to stay up this late... wtf you mean it's only 10pm? 🤪🤣

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

8 years

Duct tape. Great for dieting too. And family gossip. And mom's criticism of my life. #HowToAvoidPoliticsAtDinner

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

1 month

2 shots in not slowing...

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@KDarling_Author

14 days

Knew it was coming. This is going to be a disaster.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

8 years

#ImNotDifficultBut ...... Hahahaha! Sorry. I can't even finish. I am totally difficult. Sorry.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

15 days

Me convincing doctor to heal me, knowing full well I am the jester. #townofsalem 😈😈😈

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

21 days

If you think I post what I post for sympathy, chances are you don't know anything about me. I post what I post in the moment, because it is real, and I am real, and everything is not always great, and lots of times I am a fucking trainwreck. And that is life.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

14 days

Do you even know me?

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

1 month

Peek a boo! Happy Friday to all who celebrate. ❤️❤️❤️

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

2 months

Fuck you, life!!!

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

2 months

I'm currently in my healing/forgiveness era. Healing from the damage inflicted by the lowest form of a human I have ever had the displeasure of knowing. Forgiveness - hoping that comes someday. What I post might not always make sense, but it is my truth at the moment. ❤️❤️‍🩹❤️

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

6 years

#StrangeWaysToAnswerThePhone what the hell do you want now?

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

1 month

Not today, panic. Not today.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

26 days

Completely and utterly exhausted after a very busy day. All I want to do right now is collapse.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

1 month

Here we go Thursday... sigh.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

7 days

It's been a rough few days, just trying to figure it all out. #PTSDAwareness 💔❤️‍🩹

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

3 months

My circle is tiny... almost no one gets in. Just think of me as an elite club for the insane.😈😈😈

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

5 years

#SexSoBadThat .... Bad? OMG. It was never bad. With him it was "take me to another dimension" orgasmic.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

27 days

Today feels rather black and white to me. Happy Tuesday, all! 🖤🤍

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@KDarling_Author

8 years

#ABreakUpIsBadWhen it requires duct tape, chloroform, a shovel and a good alibi.

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@KDarling_Author

16 days

Yes, this day has not improved much, and yes, the sun is still fucking with me. 🤬😡

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

2 months

All I want...

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

19 days

It's funny, every time I seem to get complacent in a bad or unhealthy situation, my guardian angels and the universe seem to give me that push off a cliff I need to make the changes that will take me to the next level. #toughlove Happy Hump Day! ❤️

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

8 years

#ImLivingProofThat you can survive a hellish childhood and be a normal, functioning adult. *grabs crayons and starts eating the pink ones.*

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

2 months

After today, everything changes. #MondayMagic 💋💥

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

9 days

I might just be losing my mind. 🤯

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

1 month

Today is a day of success, peace, and love. Wishing it for all of you, as you navigate though this Wednesday. ❤️❤️❤️

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

1 month

On a night like this...

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

24 days

Making progress... up, showered and coffee so far. But where is all of my energy? 🙁 Happy Friday all. Hope you found yours already. ❤️

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

3 months

Have you missed me? 💋

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

6 years

#The80sIn5Words whatever you do, don't sleep.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

8 years

#PleaseStopTellingMe to calm down. I am calm. If I get any calmer I will have to stab you.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

23 days

So fuck off, lol

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

23 days

I have been worse.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

2 months

I think I am finally on the path to understanding... 🖤

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

1 month

Good morning. ❤️ Getting ready to start this day, and hoping to carry over the good energy from yesterday. Happy Hump Day to all of you amazing creatures.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

8 years

#HowTwitterHasChangedMyLife - what life? Twitter is my life. ;)

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

4 months

Life keeps trying, so many obstacles today... but I am unbreakable.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

3 months

Just a preview... grab your vip tickets or leave town. It is going to be a fucking madhouse.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

1 month

My goal by the end of 2024 is to change "I am surviving daily" to "I am happy and thriving." Keep going... keep fighting. ❤️

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

23 days

Coffee, anyone? Hope you are having an amazing Saturday so far. Keep your energy going. Remember - you got this. ❤️❤️❤️

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

23 days

F u ck!! I can post what I want, yes? 😈

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

19 days

Let's go out to eat to celebrate your first day of school. My boys: Bet! Me: Where do you want to go? Mexican, Italian, Hibachi? My sons: McDonalds. 🤪🙄🤣

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

3 months

I know I am a handful. But you know what else I am? Honest, and loyal, hard-working and devoted. And I would give everything I ever had to the one who makes me feel safe. Goodnight. ❤️🖤❤️

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

4 years

Fought hard against the panic today, and won.

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Kristen Darling 🖤🥀

@KDarling_Author

16 days

My son just dared me to leave the house like this, as though I have not raised this child for 13 years. It is like he does not know me but at all. 🤣🤣🤣 #HereWeGo