. @KASZMYR Twitter profile

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@KASZMYR

2 years

I remember Omarion was on the original Bed Rock but he got too cocky and leaked the song, and Wayne said nah you trippin and snatched him off the song, so that’s why Lloyd on it now 😭

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Lmfaoo nigga we already know the answers

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Whoever made this can go STRAIGHT TO HELL

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2 years

Our generation got in at the perfect time. We was outside touching grass as children but was still around for the rise of technology so we got the best of both worlds. Right in the middle of then and now. I love that for us fr.

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@KASZMYR

11 months

Ya WEAVE looks like Tamis Tami : 🥴

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1 year

quote with the funniest Reality tv show moment you’ve ever watched

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2 years

So y’all therapists don’t be telling y’all that y’all are wrong and to apologize for shit, or y’all be leaving that part out when you doing the work?

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1 month

I know Teyana irritated af Victoria rented all of Janet suits tonight

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2 months

No Terrance Howard

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Yall need me to go fix the water mane?

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@KASZMYR

1 year

I don’t care. If a nigga pull out a gun on me and so much as accidentally drop it on my pinky toe, I want him sent away for life.

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@KASZMYR

3 years

It’s tacky but i be glad for these folks for taking the L because I be wanting to know myself

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3 years

Folk asking “how they died?” under the RIP post on Facebook

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1 month

I’m finna start back making my famous wing infused water. Wing cravings was holding me back but I lost 2 pounds in 93 days off this.

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@KASZMYR

6 months

When Princess Love was on go for Ray J and didn’t hesitate swinging. Idc what y’all say it was hot 😭

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6 months

Who got that one Love And Hip Hop clip?

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2 years

@RickiiBobbii24 I went back and googled and it was a gang of other shit going on but I still significantly remember this so I’m glad you did too 😭

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2 years

@JayLaShaun_ Waitttt the plot thickens 😭

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6 months

@aldendelena Please do. They’ve stolen so much time and thousands in fees from me

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3 years

Lmaooooo this is awful

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2 years

finally accepting im sensitive but not in a crying way. a lot of shit just rubs me the wrong cause out of common decency it’s typically shit i wouldn’t do. despite my jovial demeanor i really be irritated a LOT but i just charge it to the game cause what else can you do?

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2 years

Look at this monkey shit we seen the other day y’all. The mop took me OUT!

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2 years

@NinaSerafina Girl!!! I don’t expect apologies but bitches tryna cosplay a being a new healed bitch and be the same trash ass person. There’s no way they in them sessions telling the real story.

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2 years

@intshitass He tried to make it seem like it was his decision 😭😭😭

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6 months

I fucked up dressing masc before going to autozone. I asked a nigga to run me a diagnostic on my engine and he just handed me the machine tammat “it’s self service” and went back to his convo 😩 they ain’t neverrrr made me do it myself when I have on my wig and lipgloss on

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1 year

People who dance at functions full out be happy af. They be releasing all that tension. You bitches should try it. Just standing around looking stank judging folks for no reason.

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2 years

If Mexican food was a body part it would be a coochie. Mfs be giving us the same exact ingredients a million different ways and they still slap every time.

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1 year

Rihanna better than me. I would’ve gotten y’all excited bout the baby and ended the performance like this here

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7 months

Steve Harvey wearing a lined up afro WIG then rebranding full bald is fr crazy when you think about it. Nigga just snatched it off one day and was like I’m done with this.

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@KASZMYR

1 year

Finna go dip my ten piece hot in Lake Lanier and see what that’s about

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2 years

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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2 years

I doubt I’ll get the monkey pox cause this pussy already bananas.

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2 years

This wasn’t even no good hug to be mimicking. He hugging her like he fresh off a cheat.

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OHHH OKOK

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5 months

I love a good “am I tripping?” convo cause yea, let’s unpack everything before a bitch get cussed tf out!

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1 year

Idk how to explain it but it’s giving Chinese slipper

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1 year

Muni Long arrives at the 2023 iHeart Radio Awards.

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4 months

The Freaknik documentary was great. It’s just really unfortunate something so positive and fun turned into something so dark because niggas couldn’t keep their hands to themselves and do the fuckin most. Per usual!

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@KASZMYR

7 months

Watching Katts interview in its entirety now and people were so caught up in the gossip they barely mentioned the humanity in him. His willingness to help others and give back with all he been blessed with no questions asked in an industry full of endless greed is so important.

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@KASZMYR

3 years

If your toilet seat slide over when I sit on it, don’t invite me over.

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@KASZMYR

3 years

Lmaooo bruh said ma’am your total is $9. Customer said my pronouns are they. He said well it’s $18 since it’s two of y’all.

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3 years

Wait this not a Pop Smoke costume?

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@KASZMYR

2 years

If y’all see me working at Mercedes Benz on August 11 sweeping up just mind your business cause I’m quitting that same day at 8 pm on the steps I’m sweeping once I hear “These muthafuckas ain’t stopping me”

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3 years

Lmaooo Harriet Tubman was really killing folks who was too pussy to finish the escape she was irritated as hell. Homegirl was like you really blowing me right now Josephine

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1 month

For the record I love Teyana but I’ma crack a joke first!

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2 years

Nate and Cassie watching Lexi play

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@KASZMYR

1 year

People talk about Outkast but don’t mention Idlewild a lot. This album (and movie) was incredibly sensational. Like SHEESH.

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@KASZMYR

6 months

HER CAME OUT WITH THE 56 INCH ROCKSTAR BUSS DOWN AND POPPED SHIT ON THAT GOODTAR. HAIR LAID LIKE A HAWAIIAN INTRODUCTION. FUCKKK. ITS THE SOLO YOU GOT IT BAD DESERVED.

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@KASZMYR

2 years

Grandma complimented and insulted me at the same time. She said I need to teach her how to put on makeup because mine looks good. She then said I used to look like I was in a circus. She made sure to clarify saying “you know like with the elephants and the gymnastics and stuff 😭

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@KASZMYR

3 months

yesterday we were playing a game where you and another person had to go back and forth naming things until someone lost. the category was Beyoncé songs. I lost very quickly and two guys pointed at me and sung in unison “she ain’t no divaaaaa.” Y’all omfg 😭😭😭😩😩😩

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3 years

I kinda like when I wave at kids and they don’t wave back because I know that’s right baby, stranger danger.

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3 years

Me when the Delta variant come my way with that mess

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3 years

Young Thug appreciation post 😭

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1 year

communication is important but you can’t force someone to communicate immediately on your time. sometimes silence is for your safety. people need time to process their thoughts/feelings outside of their initial emotion so they can give you the attention and respect you require.

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2 years

y’all pussy ever been balled up in your draws sometimes after sitting a long time and then when you pee it blossoms like a blooming flower or should i log out for the day?

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1 year

It’s crazy how Keith Lee the only one on the red carpet at ate fr, pun intended as fuck.

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2 years

@Old_Orleans PIT. BULL. SHINS.

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1 year

BITCH! I seen “You’ve Been Selected” in my email thinking I got a Beyonce presale code. Why it was Bank America saying I been selected for a rewards credit card. Everything is so fucking embarrassing.

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@Kyla_Lacey Lmfaoooo sometimes you need just a lil taste

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3 years

This girl on Tik Tok be re-enacting Caresha and Santana and I be fucking DYING she be so on point 😭

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@KASZMYR

2 years

It’s upsetting how nobody beat the breaks off Akademikz yet. They was chasing around Charlemagne for less!

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@KASZMYR

6 months

Day 1 of black history month and the lady I just helped called back and got my white coworker and told him she couldn’t understand me and verbatim said “I don’t want to sound racist but I think she was black” 😭😭😭

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2 years

These unwanted babies are gonna be raised with so much trauma. The women who want them but can’t carry healthily are gonna be forced to endure so much pain and suffering, even death. The women who can carry but can’t afford to raise a child in a thriving environment…I can’t

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2 years

@NinaSerafina I think a lot of people do. Therapy without accountability is just venting. One person in the quotes explained that well because her dad been going years and still ain’t shit.

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4 months

Getting a STD from a stud not washing her strap would be my 13th reason. If I ever get an STD it better be from some real dick!

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2 months

@cjgproduxions @Phil_Lewis_ LMFAOOO actually missed that bus this time

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3 years

Y’all LMAOOO

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2 years

Trey Songz, Tremaine, and Trigga…all them going to JAIL.

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1 year

@shes_the_maNN1 @PullUpPanda This is SO embarrassing. So he been a liar.

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2 years

This was my birthday function invite last year. I make sure its always a safe space.😭😭😭

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@breezywonderr You know im bullshin 😭

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1 year

Allen Iverson sitting at home like “Idk what y’all talkin bout, nigga look fresh as hell to me” 😭

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Daniel Kaluuya | 2023 #RocNationBrunch

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3 years

A friendly reminder from Omicron :

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2 years

Caresha so cuteeee

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1 year

Did that man think Sukihana was gonna fuck him right there!? Decorum aside, you are literally wearing a studded leather jacket.

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2 years

@essyprive They tried to do this with my grandma cause everyone else apartment was a shithole

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1 year

My new pair of panties when I put them on for the first time :

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1 year

I have never seen a monkey this fat lmaoo

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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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@North55_ I’m weakkkk

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1 year

Gotta hop on this when you ain’t sure if the Plan B pill worked

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1 year

Y’all getting on this? 👀👀👀

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@PersnicketyK Kiss the Girls was so good too

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2 years

There are some FINE women on this Earth. Gorgeous. I be like wow.

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2 years

It’s nice to see Sanaa Lathan is so successful after retiring from the WNBA

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@KASZMYR

7 months

Do y’all like getting flowers cause you genuinely like flowers or cause its the most glamorized romantic gesture and it’s more about the act? Personally I realize the act of getting/giving flowers is really sweet/thoughtful, and I will always be grateful, but I don’t require them

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@RealTweetsOnly @PullUpPanda Nah fr she chose the wrong day to tweet both lmaooo I do admire her doubling tf down tho that’s dedication

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7 months

Mixed is diabolical idc. Makes me feel poor also.

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2 years

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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1 year

It’s cold as a bitch! My pussy been balled up into a fist for 47 steps straight. Booty hole ain’t blinked YET.

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@KASZMYR

1 year

Got them BRITCHES on

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A$AP is truly all of us 💀💀💀

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I let a stranger fall asleep on my shoulder today on the plane. He was cool. After the fact Pia noticed his joggers said Brazzers and this weekend it was a porn convention. He was probably doing some real fucking so I feel good cause I know he was probably tired af.

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I can not STAND when people put a “before” picture on the right and an “after” picture on the left. Are you slow?

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