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ⓅⒶⓇⓄⒹⓎ of the Prime Minister of Canada, dictator under the WEF. I love China's basic dictatorship and my colouring books. It’s Parody. Satire. Relax.

Ottawa, Ontario
Joined May 2022
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8 months
My new movie: HOLD THE LINE! A Brief History of Canadian Corruption, Justin Trudeau style. ON RUMBLE: ON YOUTUBE:
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A new $50 bill I’m introducing commemorating special Canadian moments!
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This guy does a great impression of me. I just froze his bank account.
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It's trending again!! 😥 #TrudeauMustGo
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I’m sickened by the shooting at former President Trump. It cannot be overstated — political violence is never acceptable. Oops, wrong video…
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After another successful meeting with Chinese Supreme Leader Xi Jinping, I feel I’ve finally exposed my fine leadership skills to the world.
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For your safety. She wasn’t wearing a mask.
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Hey everybody, look at my dog!
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My account is less than one month old and I've already cracked 500+ followers! I'll try to live up to your expectations ... by roasting this bastard like he's never been roasted before! lol
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This is unacceptable! 😡
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I see that Biden is pretending to have Covid to save face when he steps down. Brilliant. I used the same Covid excuse when I hid from the Freedom Convoy! Everyone bought it! 😉
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It's no longer left vs right. It's control vs freedom.
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This photo has been scrubbed from all search engines. Try to search for it. 😉
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OH COME ON!!! This is south of Edmonton Airport so every plane landing can see this. This is an unacceptable view! 😡😡😡
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Some people wish I was more like my father. Dead.
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If you follow @RealAndyLeeShow you'll get honest journalism, if that's your thing. She won't let me pay her off like I do the CBC, Global News and CTV. 😡
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Happy Pride. Vancouver! Thanks for your lovely welcome!
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I have a special announcement to make! Hint: I've stopped using Tampons...
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@AmazingZoltan I practice in front of a mirror everyday, just like my mentor!
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So here's the plan: National country wide lock down in mid September, followed by a snap election so I can cheat using mail in ballots again.
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Thank-you, Melanie! Thanks a bunch! ❤️
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BREAKING: I just came out of the closet. I’m gay.
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Ladies and Gentlemen (He/Hims/She/Hers/Whatever) I'm proud to release Canada's new $3 bill! ❤️
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I’m Mr. Lonley… 😢 😭
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OH CANADA!
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Dear Alberta: Remember last time Notley was in charge. The unemployment. The financial devastation. The suspicious Fort McMurray fire a few months after she got in. My advice?
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@JustinTrudeau My official statement with video here:
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I’m sickened by the shooting at former President Trump. It cannot be overstated — political violence is never acceptable. Oops, wrong video…
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The wheels on the bus go round and round...
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You don’t have to tell me #TrudeauMustGo
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There’s no business like show business!
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Just sayin'...
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I'm Back!! Just fresh out of Twitter jail. I need a mint... Unfortunately I've lost everyone that I've been following, so I'll need to follow y'all back from scratch!
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I have chosen Steve Bell to replace Brenda Lucki as RCMP Police Commissioner. He’s much more obedient and has no problem cracking the heads of people who disagree with me. He’s my own personal Heinrich Himmler.
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White supremacists from the Freedom Convoy.
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I’m due to testify at the Emergencies Act Committee on Friday. I think I’m getting Covid again…
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I've heard that there will be a huge party in Ottawa the day I'm gone. Bigger than the Convoy.
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Breakfast Television here in Canada harshly criticized me. I will cut off their funding. #TrudeauMustGo
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My step father’s statue still proudly stands at Pierre Elliott Trudeau Park near Clark Avenue and Bathurst Street in Vaughan, Ontario. Please stop spraying black paint on his face!!
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The polls aren’t going too well for us, so we’re changing election rules to make sure we stay in power. Obey.
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These people are racist, misogynistic, violent people who cannot be tolerated.
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So Twitter forced me to change my name because it was confusing some Liberals who complained! Promising to mail immigration papers to one of Trudeau’s Middle Eastern followers probably didn’t help my case either! 😂😂😂 😈
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@s_guilbeault Perhaps you should practice calling him Prime Minister Poilievre. I think we’re done here, comrade! 😢
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I made another appearance in downtown Vancouver yesterday to much fanfare!
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@JustinTrudeau The attack on the 2SLGBTQIWHATEVER+ community in Colorado Springs is horrifying, yet I admire vile acts of hatred. On behalf of Liberals, I’m sending my deepest fake condolences to those who lost a loved one, because I don’t really care but I know my voter base.
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I was criticized for not coming out to just talk to the truckers, hear their concerns. But I did. Here’s proof.
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Remember when Elizabeth May got totally loaded, then praised and welcomed a terrorist killer back to Canada after I paid him $10.5 million dollars, then she had to be dragged off the stage? 😂😂😂 Drunk Lives Matter!
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Yay! Just hit 20k followers! The old Twitter suspended me for months at a time in the past because of unacceptable views. But I’m still standing! Let’s dance!!
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Let’s dance, hos.
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Jean Chretien & Paul Martin were turfed after one little scandal. I’ve had dozens of scandals but I’m still here. Why? They are ugly and I’m very pretty. That’s what’s important to Liberal voters!
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Happy Canada Day, suckers.
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I have a special announcement to make!
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Selfie of the day...
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Sophie is finally “officially” leaving me!! She is a Pedophobe! 😡
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I think I’ve covered several groups here, race, sex, trans and ethnic! My God I’m so talented!
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Der Führer hath spoken! 🤨
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Note that this gay radical Union leader has a photo of Che Guevara on his wall. Che Guevara hated and murdered homosexuals. Communism. The choice of imbeciles.
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Let me make one thing very clear: Transphobia, homophobia, and biphobia are all words that I just made up. We strongly condemn these parents and their children, how dare you protest against my comrades and I. Real Canadians across the country – you are hated & I’m watching you.
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I was put on this planet to do this. Sophie asked me to be humble, but I won’t because I’m so wonderful, great and gifted.
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I have a special announcement to make. President @ZelenskyyUa and I were able to meet in Kyiv yesterday. We are officially engaged! ❤️
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In other news… no one steals my headlines! #TrudeauMustGo
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She puts in a small effort for the cameras. Maybe I should pay her more tax dollars?
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#TrudeauIsAWacko Mad Maggie identifies as Wacko/Maker.
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I touched base with @Adolph_Hitler earlier today in my head. We’re working together to address the affordability of creating the fourth reich – we also spoke about ending democracy in Canada and more. #BlackFaceHitler
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Happy Pride to the East Indian community. Remember me at election time.
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There's too many racists in Canada.
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Damn those white supremacist racist truckers!
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@RealAndyLeeShow Getting Covid is a strategy used by powerful people when things get tough. Works for me! 😎
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@liberal_party Basically, we don't want you using Crypto-currency because it makes it impossible to freeze your bank accounts when necessary.
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There’s no dictatorship without a controlled press. Obey.
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I’m not worried. I have China on speed dial!
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Liberal strongholds under threat, ballot and leadership support slipping: Nanos tracking
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A quick recap of my glorious crackdown on the Freedom Convoy in 2022. I see nothing wrong with this!
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@anna_lippman @MayorOliviaChow It's time to take out the trash.
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Just call me bro, bro.
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Twitter is doing a purge on followers because of the US mid terms, they’re trying to fix another US election. I’ve lost 1,000 followers today alone. Please share this and re add me if you see this.
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Me and my mommy & daddy! ❤️
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Here’s how the Beijing CCP will help the NDP win in Alberta: They will send in bus loads of Chinese seniors with instructions to vote for NDP candidates after having threatened violence to their families in China. It’s how I won. @RebelNewsOnline @RebelNews_CA @SheilaGunnReid
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@JustinTrudeau @PierrePoilievre Truth be told, I’m finished! 😢
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@SeamusORegan Thanks for covering up the corruption, Seamen.
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Grandma was a Nazi. That sounds about right…
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@JustinTrudeau Makes me appear compassionate, and appearance is everything! I’m a psychopath so I actually have no feelings.
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On Emancipation Day, we remember our country’s history of slavery and the lasting trauma it continues to inflict on Black people like me today.
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I'm Back, Baby!!! (Thanks @elonmusk )
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@globeandmail A cabinet should always be chosen by race and sex, not competence.
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I delivered a moving speech in front of the Vancouver Art Gallery today, welcoming in Pride Vancouver. Happy Pride, Vancouver! Obey.
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@StevenT65674368 I'm a master at saying nothing for close to 5 minutes.
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@dbeggs13 I don’t know how the CBC can enter Canada, let alone broadcast publicly.
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@globeandmail Thank you Globe and Mail for publishing the story we sent you. There will be a little extra in your bail out support payments.
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@TheTorontoSun That should free up 2 seats.
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More posts from my bots to give you the illusion that I am still popular!
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After much thought and deliberation, I have decided to remove the beaver as Canada’s national icon.😡
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Near 3000 followers! I think this proves one thing. Trudeau can freeze our bank accounts, he can use the RCMP to trample on old ladies in walkers, he can mandate the crap out of us for disagreeing with him. But he CAN’T take away our sense of humour. Because we are Canadians!
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I have a book I'd like to read to you. How The Prime Minister Stole Freedom. By Derek Smith.
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@TheTorontoSun Here's a shot of me getting ready for my Indian flight that very morning:
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I miss the good old days when my dictatorship was at its peak! 🥲
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@theJagmeetSingh Thanks for keeping up the dramatic appearances of being my opposition, comrade. How's the Rolex I gave you? 😉
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Are you Liberal or are you Canadian? You can’t be both! #TrudeauMustGo
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Yeah so I perjured myself at the Emergencies Act Inquiry. Who cares? What are you going to do about it, suckers?
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My teaching days wearing blackface.
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Happy Navratri! I’m sending my warmest wishes to members of the Hindu community and all those who are celebrating this festival by dressing in drag and also celebrating LGBTQBLAHBLAHBLAH because you agree your children need indoctrination. They will be happy and will be trans.
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