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2 years

This sounds like a brag action Bronson would make

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NEW - Biden: "I was in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping."

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@RickyJMarc @TimOnTheTractor The water company probably got suspicious when the old man didn't die a horrible death of dehydration like they wanted him to

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@RaptureRepublic @Blackstalinist3 Japan is absolutely shocked at just the thought of the military conquest of an island in the pacific ocean

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@queersocialism Maybe she just walks with her hands behind her back like an old Sikh grandpa

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@alp1111112 @AvalynWu American state media: the price of burgers went up once again because of Putin

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@hoopgoose @MarxGasol Instead of the black panther scene, he's going to meet Maoists in Kerala

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@madrileria @bademjanbitch Blame Israel for spreading the idea that it is representative of all Jewish people and Judaism as a whole

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@bo_austin_ @lakeeater Makes sense they'd think literacy is only for the elite. They don't want any of their lessers to be reading

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@thetomzone @JustHavingATime It makes absolutely no sense that extremely well armed and equipped American soldiers lost a battle in the jungles of southeast Asia. That would NEVER happen irl

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This is what car culture does. It rots your brain til you're a zombie, just chanting "one more lane bro, we just need to widen the highway by one more lane and it'll solve traffic"

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@shmitzysays Before we get to rail lines or high speed trains, how about just widening Hwy2 to be 3 lanes each direction: saves billions, is way easier to maintain, won't take 10 years to build, and doesn't leave passenger with logistic challenges on arrival (public transport/Ubers?) #AbLeg

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@312DARIUS__ @take_japper Hahaha oh man the commentators sound so defeated, wow

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@stained_moon @hashtagcali_ Cops would agree with him

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"I was in the foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping/Had to visit a Buddhist temple to let 'em kiss the pinkie ring"

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@MarxGasol Amir Khan is doing a Forrest Gump remake?!?!?!?

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@westernunion2k @statepublic1 "we've got a special division for you"

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I don't understand this take - a few days ago Jokic went into golden state and dropped 35-17-8 and it was basically forgotten by the next morning

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if Jokic went into Milwaukee and dropped 42 and 14 on national television basketball twitter would break the app

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@davidlparsons @lakeeater Korea basically doesn't even get covered at all and that was also a genocide

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@furyofthegodz @take_japper If this was a move to get out of a contract with Disney, honestly, props to her

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@car1ygoodman @AntonioDramsci Now that Ukrainians are white they can't be deported

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@MargBarAmerica This is what I mean when I say that the most Americans live too luxuriously off the back of imperial superprofits to really support socialism

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@reelCheburashka @samtrayter eating food on the floor in general is a different experience. you're connecting with your ancestors who lived in a time before tables

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@itsjustrobert_ @tobias31 More leadership than Embiid showed

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Trey Murphy was a +33 in 45 minutes over the two play-in games

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@resan252 @Phil_Lewis_ @MattMurph24 Yeah, they let one of them live

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@tr_imani @T0RONTO @Beyawnsay For some people, Twitter is their therapist

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@gracecthdralprk I feel for Joshua because he's a guy who was born to post for a People's Daily equivalent but nothing like that exists in the US

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@MalaikaJabali @illegalmasseur One of Nixon's aides laid this strategy out well

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@danker_hank They've never worked retail, this is so common

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@TheDJTC @stonelukeblues Yeah but Scott pilgrim gave them the idea that being Scott pilgrim could land you babes

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@DdotJAY30 @fergoe Later in this game he tells a ref that he's a light skinned version of Patrick Beverley

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@NJKidV2 @dieter They're nearly as obsessed with KD as they are with LeBron, the underlying reason is that they know KD and LeBron are better than Steph

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@jacobkornbluh @TrueAnonPod @literarydj This is a cool tactic by him because not only is he smearing a tenant activist as a racist, the backlash serves the purpose of making observers more racist too. Good work by Eric Adams on making the world worse

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@weinercasanova @cacmrg Tom Cruise is one of the few Hollywood guys willing to put that level of time into fight scenes. And as Jackie Chan says, time is what you need to perfect a scene

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@acsofian @Dezdrew They didn't clear the set, very sloppy work

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@kickassvargas @TrentonHassles He went goblin mode

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@EvanFourmizz @TrentonHassles The problem is the programmers can't Google your name to see what you look like, so they have to make your player off memory

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@villecallio This is how they convince you that it's safe to open up schools, while still pretending they have the moral high ground over Trump

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@m1vql1hdwt @dogsdoingmath Big part of it is also that the anticommunist propaganda offensive undertaken in basically the entire global north has been very successful at making northerners hate communism in particular, and learning in general.

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@SpiritofLenin @yugopnik When I was a teenager I thought Rockstar was cool and subversive, then as a college student I thought they were cliché and hackneyed, now I'm thinking maybe they actually WERE cool and subversive, and college me was just stupid

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@ByYourLogic It's antisemitic to not love and trust the Saudi royal family

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@le_post_enjoyer @The_Wub_ Sikhs are chill, piccolo is always mad in a very Muslim way

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@weinercasanova @MarxGasol he did the same thing in PK, which makes me ask some interesting questions about his acting choices

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Preparing for American think tanks to write about how the moderate sicarios of the cartels deserve military support

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With 298 votes in favor, 0 against, 197 abstentions and an opposition walkout, Mexico's House of Deputies votes to nationalize the nation's lithium stores. The bill heads to the Senate, where, barring an Elon Musk-funded hit squad, it is certain to pass.

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feel like we moved past this pretty quickly, it should be a huge scandal that the literal FBI covered up a prolific child molester's crimes

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@Simone_Biles @FBI @McKaylaMaroney Maroney: “The @FBI , U.S. OG and USOPC sat idly by while dozens of girls continue to be molested by Larry Nasser … They had legal, legitimate evidence of child abuse and did nothing … These FBI agents have committed an obvious crime; they falsified my report & that’s illegal.”

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@m1vql1hdwt @dogsdoingmath Nothing turns someone into a communist better than an honest and unbiased knowledge of the history of the 20th century. When you read, you learn that the Communists were always on the right side of every issue, and the capitalists were on the wrong side

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@afromedwoman @AntonioDramsci yeah, that was the entire purpose behind vaccine hoarding. Create an environment similar to the postwar period where the "west" can exploit the second and third worlds to solidify their place at the top of the pecking order

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Jared Harper has played 21 total minutes this season, but in that time he's got 27 points, 6 assists, 3 steals, and is a +18

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@OrganizingPow3r @ByYourLogic I wonder why the Cuban vaccine isn't accepted by American institutions. I feel like if they truly cared about "the science" then a clearly effective vaccine like this would be just as acceptable as the ones made by western pharmaceutical companies

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They're sending Bradley Beal over there

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#BREAKING | #US announces $270 million in military aid to #Ukraine .

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@dklmarxist He was so mad about that tweet he came back an hour later to leave another reply

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@Karl_Was_Right @SiggonKristov It's doubly funny because the reason for the economic contraction is the Ukrainian Nazis

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@sar_kissati People are really comfortable bringing their support of the Nazis out in the open

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@riverstepper @SeanRMoorhead It's like the Simpsons joke about superliminal advertising, applied to psy-ops

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@punishedpope @Lefty_Jew The smart move for them would be to emphasize the hindu nationalist aspects of the movie and try to criticize it that way

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@The_Rabbit42 @shutupmikeginn My guess? When Jordan shaved his head

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@sofiamhidalgo Your abuelo owned slaves and Fidel was too merciful to him

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@MIUCClAMUSE @PlsWatchGundam If him and Jackie Chan ever met it would have been a drip-off

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@intrnetdaughter @nuhwatchdat @chanelspell If I don't remember to buy it, I must not have needed it that bad

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@Wuji_Itadori @RickyJMarc @TimOnTheTractor Hello, 911? I cut off the water to a poor senior citizen several days ago because he couldn't afford it and he's still alive, can you investigate him?

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@Insert66438804 @statepublic1 Unironically true. Before socialism most poor people didn't get the chance to die of old age

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@cushbomb SON'S DEBATE. SON'S DEBATE. SON'S DEBATE. SON'S DEBATE.

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@hemuphiliac @archivedzion @sum1saiditinnit Lot of Indian traders traveled and settled in east Africa, so there's a lot of culinary cross pollination

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The Chinese communists subtly pushed the NBA towards a more perimeter oriented game which made centers like Kanter less valuable. Finally someone has the courage to say it

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Interesting that the #Celtics have not put Kanter into tonight’s game against the Knicks. If that’s because of his commentary on China, it’s a horrible look for the team and NBA.

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Jose's life is literally a movie, man.

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Incredible @iamjamiefoxx @AlvaradoJose15

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@zootbepraised @jenny2x4 There actually aren't many good reasons at all

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This is literally why the IDF killed 500 or so Israeli "civilians", so they could blame it on the Palestinian resistance. Why do people still believe everything Israel tells them

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@ChiefTeef8 @Luke_heerdan @queersocialism Damn, they're doing a pretty shitty job of negotiating, especially because Israel can't do the holocaust without the weapons the Biden-Harris white house is providing! You'd think they'd have a lot of leverage if they actually wanted a ceasefire!

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@queeralamode @AOC So she's sending the gestapo around to silence critics now

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Who beats up a horse, honestly

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@JacobABlackwell @ChillStableGuy The funny thing is he's dressed like Aaron Paul in the need for speed movie

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@strike_dr @asatarbair Just give the money directly to a homeless person

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@fartcoachh @danker_hank Sometimes I feel bad for this guy lmao

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@RodericDay We're not even 20 years removed from Colin Powell waving a fake vial of uranium in front of Congress and saying Iraq has nukes

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@CaniTerrae @statepublic1 Finding out that a hundred thousand people were killed by the fascist death squads BEFORE the official start of the war was what sealed the deal for me. The DPRK was even more in the right than the Union was during the Civil War

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@brofromanother zero dark thirty, but it's representative of an entire genre of glossy american military propaganda that's irredeemably evil

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@postingwhilegay That's why I bought a Chinese phone and regularly take pictures of infrastructure and police stations, power stations, etc. I want the PLA to have all the information they need

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@ByYourLogic He almost hits on a salient point, too - he thinks that Facebook is driving fascism because of the profit motive, is he willing to extend that logic to every aspect of society?

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@zmullis @Cam_Is_Like It's even funnier imagining a white woman telling him this joke

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@LocdbyanAngel24 @BenjiAndersohn @waltisfrozen @sofiaburritos Private security for the wealthy, making sure workers don't get too ornery, suppressing the poor and homeless population, etc

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@equalityAlec it's basically mass extortion - they hold the entire city hostage, even though they don't live in the city but instead in suburbs, and they force the people who live in the city to pay an exorbitant protection fee

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@DanBoeckner Is the argument here that Xi is being too populist and angering Chinese elites?

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@nypdSMD That's also a great story. Probably in the 99th percentile of anecdotes

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@JonWas_Here @gina_scooter herschel walker wondering what "GOP" spells

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When they chanting "MVP!" and you tryna figure out what that spells http://t.co/Zp3EgC2e6N

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@syforlondon @ja1ebi It's just a neater way to say "by God's will"

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@Vinncent "oh YEAH, politicians do have a job that they're supposed to do"

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@ByYourLogic But also, this needs to be paired with a stronger social safety net, otherwise in a lot of cases its tantamount to the state telling disabled people to kill themselves. This became a topic of debate recently among disabled activists in Canada because of a new law

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@garfxist He didn't mean to but he accidentally made a point about the incredible progress Xi Jinping's government has made

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@Lefty_Jew Spam folder working as designed

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@comrade_uca @Elifinikincisi that isn't exactly an endorsement of the english working class, that they love a monarch that much

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@dredge_fund @SeanMcCarthyCom that bloomberg comment is literally inhuman. written by a robot

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@goingtoflorida1 The bloody legend is actually doing it, he's pressing the big socialism to button

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@TrueAnonPod @betterhelp Y'know, maybe it WAS a human sacrifice ritual

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@gnome_txt I know Friar Butty was running the Redwall kitchens like the navy

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This has to be one of the absolute best jinx videos. Everything is so perfect

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@Shvm_07 @nikicaga That's called "good, moral politics", no surprise you're unfamiliar

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