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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

No one: Me bored af :

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

3 years

Y’all laughed at me for being undocumented but guess who can’t be drafted 🤧😂

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@Juan_Mplv

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Y’all had 2 stimmys to fix that AC in your fucking cars and y’all chose crab legs. I don’t even feel bad for y’all

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🤣🤣

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4 years

I hope bad bunny makes a cooking book, aver si asi cocinan culeras😂

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

WAB always hit the spot after a good night of drinking 😂

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Houston wildin letting 13 years olds drive 😂

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Pa todas las desnalgas ay les va unos típs😂

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

First day of September and it already feels cooler outside muy bien

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Missing nights like these 😔

Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

WAB always hit the spot after a good night of drinking 😂

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

The tittes / the face 😂

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

4 years

I just wanna go on a pulga date and drink an agua de melon 😔

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Fb will forever be the superior app🤣

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

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3 years

Fb stays accurate af🤣

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Se pasaron de cerga ya me miraba en mi tumba😰😂

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4 years

Horse riding gone wrong💀 @Juan_Mplv

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Pasadena niggas rn ta frío cuh 😂

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

If u can’t be goofy with me or if u get mad over jokes I don’t want you

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Y’all don’t know how bad I want a son already

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

They just stole my truck from Sam’s on fuqua they were going 45 south behind it was a white extended cab cateye if y’all see it lmk asap

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Snapchat needs profile pics most of the time idk who tf adds me🤦🏻‍♂️😂

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Meet Sophia 🐒😍

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

I love how my mom is as goofy as me 😂

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

How tf y’all not finna be hyped to LOS ALEGRES ahh pero que no salgo junior h por que se mean pinches takuaches 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

I was serious about the diapers y’all can keep that toilet paper this hoe lasts me up to 2 shits and 3 miadas

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@Juan_Mplv

2 years

Daddy can’t wait to meet you my sweet girl 👧🏻💕

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@Juan_Mplv

3 years

I didn’t want to start a new year without her so I made her my gf 🤍

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

If you talk shit about your friends pa quedar bien con alguien, no vales verga

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@Juan_Mplv

3 years

I wish buying food built your credit😩

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

4 years

When your mom doesn’t support your dreams 🥲

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

This quarantine got my mom rapping😂😂

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@Juan_Mplv

3 years

Y’all mad yet?😂😂 take a joke weirdos

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Me when I find out my good hearted loyal hb gets rejected 😂

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@Juan_Mplv

2 years

My biggest blessing coming 2023🤍

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Is it true toxic relationships make you lose weight cause I’m tryna be this skinny again.LMK🤔😂

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

I wonder if teachers ever stalk students on fb or twitter and be like “yup I knew she was a hoe”😂

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

4 years

If any of y’all know him or his name lmk he stays by homestead

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Why tf am I so attracted to older females and single moms 😔

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Everything might be closed but my dm’s still open 😏

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Way to hyped if you ask me 🥱

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Aver si alguien se enamora 👀😂

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

I wonder where my brother got his goofiness from 😂

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

This mf said he ain’t broke yet he out he stealing ppls shit 😂 hope he enjoys it

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

I’m toxic.she toxic. we intoxicated🥴

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Me @ my hb who got back with the girl who cheated on him 3 times 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Had to give my mom the best of the best 😌😂

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Blessed to see 20🙏🏻

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Mom:drive careful it’s raining Me doing hoodrat shit:

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@Juan_Mplv

3 years

If u got more than 2 BD’s pls dont vote , you finna pick the wrong nigga again

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Man someone fr did brujería on my love life no matter how hard I try I can never find someone to have a serious relationship with smh

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Spooky season

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

If she link with you in jeans you not fuckin 😂

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

4 years

So no one gonna post me for national boyfriend day😒wackkk

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Looks like my lil brother will be a takuache 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Houston where you mix hood niggas and takuaches 😂

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Never seen a slab become a drift king?... Well today’s the day😂😂

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

4 years

No matter how much I care for a person once I feel unwanted I’ll totally back off

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Diske save a horse, ride a cowboy 😂

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Not having who to drunk call or text sucks 😂

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@Juan_Mplv

3 years

Y’all think she’ll like it ?

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Social media me may not seem like it but I’m actually shy af 😂

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

3 years

Some ppl at my age are doing better and some are doing worse but I never compare or strive to be someone else I strive to be the best me I can

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Chichón y barbón

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Quick pics 📸📸

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

My ass Is really thinking how much the insurance is gonna be on that hoe 😂

SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀

@SaycheeseDGTL

4 years

as promised, Young Dolph gave away his Lamborghini to a lucky fan in Dallas, Texas!

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Show season wya 🥱

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Tf is this, shit is worse than the tribal days 😂

Jail🫶🏼

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4 years

So is this what is done at dances now🤔🧐

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

You mean a little like this 😂

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5 years

Sex is cool n all But you ever ate yo food drunk as fuck with your eyes close ?

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

My girl-I swear you the only one I’m talking to Me-

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@Juan_Mplv

3 years

Don’t take my tweets serious, take them like your ex took you, as a joke 😂

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@Juan_Mplv

3 years

Otm 2021 was a success 🤘🏻🎃

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

The side @Sergio_Dtnp doesn’t show you😂

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Birthday dinner was a success 🙌🏻

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

I’ve always wanted to go downtown on a cute lil date but every girl I’ve talked to just wanna go drink and shit 😒

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@Juan_Mplv

3 years

Cuando se operan las nalgas pero la cara no 🤣

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

All the memories I have with that truck unfortunately I didn’t recover it but the next truck will surely be better 🙏🏻

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

If my girl don’t support my alcoholic ass I don’t want her

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Finally our time to shine chubby nigga season is here 😌

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

After a breakup the loyal ones stay single and the cheater ends up with someone new 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@Juan_Mplv

3 years

La rosa de guadalupe finna drop an episode about the travis scott festival

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Ppl ask why don’t you shave your beards down I show them this 😂

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Her:if you know how to dance I’ll take you serious My non dancing self:

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

When I pop out don’t invite me anywhere cause ima be MANDILÓN AF😌

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

Three takuaćhes not just any takuaches 😂

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

I think I don’t find a girl cause I actually want something serious and these houston girls just ain’t down for that smh

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

It’s funny how someone you once used to like annoys tf out of you now 😂

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@Juan_Mplv

1 year

I ain’t want to go out but the city needs me 🫡

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

@tiffxxxo_ Alright so don’t kill ants or mosquitos or flies

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Yalls mcm probably takes little shots and sucks a lemon after but not over here beibi😎😂

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

If you tryna fall in love lmk

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Ppl be tweeting every single problem of they relationship like nigga you expect twitter to fix it oh que pedo😂

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Me vs me 🥴

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Beginning of the decade vs the end 😂😂

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@Juan_Mplv

5 years

Tirando la H🤘🏻

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@Juan_Mplv

3 years

My parents went doggy style when they made me por eso sali bien perro😎💯

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@Juan_Mplv

3 years

This right here is my goals not none of that getting drunk together at a club or buying matching shoes and shit

CERVANTES

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This is an everything day thing with my lady ❤️

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Juan Temores El Mil Amores

@Juan_Mplv

5 years

The before and after 😂

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@Juan_Mplv

4 years

What it do baybeeee😏

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