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@Jteisele

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Originally from Arkansas. Lots to learn. SEO Consultant/Marketer @gtcagency . Producer/Video Editor of @afghancooks YouTube. I law and ⚽️ card.

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This is absolutely true. When I was a part-time public defender in Saline Co. Arkansas they decided to crack down on truancy. All it did was drag a bunch of poor people in who were barely making it causing them to miss work and put even more strain on their family. It sucked.
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Google “Project 2025,” Donald Trump is a Fascist
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Kamala Harris at an event hosted by the Commonwealth Club in 2010, explaining her decision as San Francisco DA to get tough on truancy. Critics of truancy crackdowns say such efforts unfairly target poor parents and children without actually helping students.
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Justin Eisele
3 years
West Ham is now my team. I didn’t grow up watching soccer but two of my sons love it. I watched my first premier league game with them yesterday and I declared you my team. It was great fun and my sons are attempting to make me more than a “casual” soccer fan 😂
@WestHam
West Ham United
3 years
In 2021, we have collected more points (73), recorded more victories (22) and scored more goals (73) in the Premier League than in any previous calendar year. Moving into the New Year with a lot to be proud of 💪
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2 years
Marilyn Mosby's Office has filed a motion to vacate Adnan Sayed's conviction. This motion recounts explosive new information about withheld evidence and previously undisclosed information about alternative suspects. A 🧵:
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Justin Eisele
2 years
This majority opinion in the Kennedy case is so factually dishonest that Sotomayor had to come with the receipts.
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Chris “Law Dork” Geidner
2 years
Breaking: The Supreme Court, in a 6-3 decision, sides with a former public-school football coach in a dispute over his post-game, mid-field prayer, holding that the First Amendment free exercise and free speech clauses protect him from "government reprisal" for his prayer.
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2 years
This afternoon I was on a work call. I noticed my middle son was calling in. I got so excited, I am always the one that calls them. So I rushed to end the call and I click the answer button with a big smile on my face. “Hello, son!” “Hi dad, I called you by accident.”
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Justin Eisele
3 years
I like how a pre sentence report can take 15 pages to talk about a person's every arrest but buried into a tiny sentence on the almost-last-page is a mention that the client, in the 80s, grew up without running water and electricity.
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4 years
Shit’s getting weird bruh.
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Justin Eisele
4 years
I just got news that a defendant in a Maryland federal case who had filed for Compassionate Release in the Fall has died in custody without a ruling on his motion. Like, how could you function as a judge after finding that out?
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Justin Eisele
3 years
My son has covid. I just found out. I rarely talk about my kids on here but I feel like pulling on the prayer/dua chain right now. I’d appreciate you saying one. 🙏
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Justin Eisele
5 years
Criminal appellate courts: it is rare that we will disturb the trial court’s discretion as they are in the best position to make findings of fact. *lower court makes factual finding for criminal defendant* Criminal appellate courts: well........
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Justin Eisele
7 years
You lose your First Amendment street cred if the word Left or Right comes up in a discussion about an assaulted member of the press.
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Justin Eisele
5 years
I do appreciate the service that @SouthwestAir provides. I almost exclusively fly with them. I just wish I could get one of the marketing executives to talk to me about an alternative to drink coupons for those who don’t drink alcohol. I’ve been asking for 3 years. Please?
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6 years
@MLevineReports @bradheath IMHO we are playing checkers while Rosenstein is playing chess.
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Justin Eisele
4 years
All those sorry racists who THOUGHT they paid for the wall are now federal crime victims. I can’t wait for that victim impact statement: “I thought that money was gonna keep the Mexicans out. I’ve had to have therapy. I can’t even trust racists anymore.”
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2 years
I grew up in a sundown town: Mena, Arkansas. I was never taught about the lynching. I was never taught that the Mena chamber of commerce took out a full page advertisement a few years later saying the town was “100% white.” CRT isn’t the issue. Real history is. #arnews
@NateBell4AR
Nate Bell
2 years
EVERY Arkansas teacher should take a few minutes next week to tell your students about the Elaine massacre. Tell them about Tulsa. Teach them about Jerome and Rowher. Teach them about Catcher. Teach them about sundown towns. Speak up. Don't silently assent to this. #arpx
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Justin Eisele
7 years
Closing the law office tomorrow in solidarity with #DayWithoutImmigrants . Seddiq Law Firm exists because of an immigrant. Proud 👊🏻👊🏼👊🏽
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Justin Eisele
8 years
To end the night at Dulles, the legal team gave all excess donated items to the @the_USO
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Justin Eisele
5 years
I have completed a scientific breakdown of when criminal defense attorneys are praised in court.
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Justin Eisele
2 years
Statement by @potus on the Attack on Salman Rushdie.
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Justin Eisele
5 years
I will never fully trust any report from any prosecutor ever never.
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johnbrummett
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At this point all I can say is that we don’t know what the Mueller Report says but that I fully trust whatever it says.
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Justin Eisele
2 years
As a lawyer who does trials, appeals, and post-convictions, hearing all of this is infuriating. Withholding evidence should lead to immediate disciplinary action against prosecutors. I am, on the other hand, grateful that Adnan Sayed received a meaningful review.
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Justin Eisele
5 years
If you are Christian, and curious about Jesus in the Quran, this podcast by @omarsuleiman504 is really fantastic. I literally had zero idea of how revered he was in the Muslim faith.
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During trial my apartment looks like I’m an alcoholic police detective down on my luck and my family has left me but I’m about to miraculously solve a case that will then give my life meaning.
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Justin Eisele
2 years
I can only hope that over the coming 20 years we will see more and more joint investigations by prosecutors and defense counsel into conviction integrity. Our courts and police have a tattered record, and we owe it to the people to fix that.
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Justin Eisele
5 years
Me: *wound up from dumb stuff people said in court* Someone else: “try to unwind a little.” Me:
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Justin Eisele
1 year
The Duggar family is from my home state of Arkansas. Religious conservatives like them tell us that LGBT are sexually depraved and dangerous. Growing up in Arkansas and being a lawyer, I know who the common culprits of sex abuse are: uncles, step-dads, and preachers.
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Justin Eisele
3 years
Ok, I just read the details of this lawsuit and I’m going to do an entire blog post on it because the actions of people in the Arkansas legislature are so cowardly and vindictive that Google should not forget what they did. #ARNews
@ArkansasACLU
ACLU of Arkansas
3 years
BREAKING: A federal court granted a preliminary injunction today on behalf of state contractor Casey Copeland whose contract was terminated because he emailed his state legislator to criticize her stance and vote on state legislation. #ARnews
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Justin Eisele
4 years
How it started. How it’s going.
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Justin Eisele
2 years
When you prepping your client for his criminal trial in Arkansas or rural Maryland.
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8 years
Dulles Poster of the Day goes to:
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Justin Eisele
11 months
The Arkansas Department of Education sent the below letter to a intimidate teachers and school staff. Any Arkansas teachers need legal consultations relating to this will get free pro bono help from me. Disgusting. #arpx #arnews
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Justin Eisele
2 years
As a criminal defense attorney who does trial, appeal, and post-conviction work, you would be in heaven if you had even one of these issues to work with. These developments in the Adnan Sayed case are, without hyperbole, breathtaking. But, there is even more. 👇
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Justin Eisele
4 years
I certainly understand the health concerns. If you are the praying type, please keep those in jail in yours. It is a scary time right now for our clients behind bars.
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Steve Klepper
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Maryland jury trials suspended
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2 years
Federal sentencing done. Client not going to prison.
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Justin Eisele
4 years
When the whites comment on Black commentary on other Black persons you know they are just angry they can’t say the N word.
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“Uncle Clarence?” Are you kidding me??
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4 years
I filed a FOIA with the Arkansas Department of Health requesting documents related to the Governor's advisory group re: high school sports and COVID-19. I received some preliminary responses to my request just now and I want to share them. I'll add docs as I analyze. #ARnews
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Filing late-night pleadings vs filing pleadings after your boss read those late-night pleadings. #lawtwitter #appellatetwitter
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Justin Eisele
3 years
I got mad respect for lawyers with aol email addresses in their letterhead.
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Justin Eisele
2 years
One of these potential suspects a) had threatened to kill the victim in the case, and b) provided motives for the threat. This was an Brady violation because this was evidence not turned over to the defense and it tended to exculpate Adnan Sayed.
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Justin Eisele
6 years
@Popehat It was explained to me that cooperating with the feds is like having sex with a gorilla. The gorilla tells you when it stops.
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Justin Eisele
2 years
Sotoymayor telling it straight. That's not how it went down.
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Justin Eisele
4 years
No one answers the phone anymore if you aren’t in their contacts. I got a new client and I texted him saying that I’m gonna be his lawyer. He said how do I not know that this is the police trying to trick me. I was like, me and this guy gonna get along juuuuust fine.
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Justin Eisele
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In 2003, only 15 years ago, my grandfather had to order a school not to restrict a boy from talking about being gay. This preliminary letter order contains details of horror of the school staff behavior toward the boy.
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Justin Eisele
6 years
@MLevineReports @bradheath If you hold on for one more day Can you hold on for one more day Things'll go your way Hold on for one more day @WilsonPhillips
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Justin Eisele
4 years
Tom Cotton has widened his corona virus rhetoric from racist conspiracy theories to bananas claims against lawyers.
@SenTomCotton
Tom Cotton
4 years
Medical mask manufacturers need legal protections to help address our current shortage. Last week, Democrats killed a vital provision granting those protections, siding with ambulance-chasing lawyers over public health. That's a disgrace, and we need to fix it now.
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After weeks, our clients, a permanent resident mother, and two very young US citizen children are still stuck in Gaza. It is now life and death. Please share this 🧵
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Justin Eisele
4 years
I'm not messing around with simple motion titles in ECF anymore. Just filed another emergency bond review motion: "EMERGENCY MOTION FOR MAGISTRATE TO RECONSIDER DETENTION ORDER IN LIGHT OF CTF COVID-19 CRISIS AND CLIENT'S ASTHMA"
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Justin Eisele
3 years
You guys are amazing! 170 items delivered just now. This morning we took another U-Haul truck to our storage facility. Thank you for supporting #AfghanRefugees ❤️ 🇦🇫 🙏 @mirriam71
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2 years
“Moslem” Norm, the defender of liberty, has publicly stated he won’t represent Muslims. Alex Jones is good enough for Norm Pattis, Muslims are not.
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Today in American legal news: Your mom dying of cancer? Yah, we are going to need you to stay on this case. From the Fourth Circuit. #appellatetwitter
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2 years
@WimminsRea @ttexass Marriage is like going to the grocery story on the weekend. Gotta get in and get the fuck out.
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Justin Eisele
3 years
So, after I threatened a lawsuit, the Loudon County Sheriff's Office gave me the records I had requested. Here is the topic below:
@LoudounSheriff
Loudoun County Sheriff's Office
3 years
Following a high-profile investigation into a private Facebook group that was alleged to be targeting residents of Loudoun County, the LCSO has released an executive summary of the concluded investigation to the public. 1/4
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4 years
As a criminal defense attorney who also happens to be Muslim, I’m taking each action I undertake during this pandemic as if I am going to have to explain it all to Allah.
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Justin Eisele
3 years
I think about @TheKitchenista in the shower quite a lot. The power of someone to cause you to wash your legs every single shower-time is a power you should never underestimate.
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Justin Eisele
3 years
I think @Popehat would be disappointed to hear that my great grandfather, accused of massive theft of coal, gave an interview to the newspaper without his attorney present in 1899.
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Justin Eisele
3 years
Hey guys whenever you get Brady material don't you love it that they always say we are sharing this "out of an abundance of caution" ? It is never like "we are sharing this with you because it is clearly Brady material."
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1 year
As a criminal defense attorney, this is the point where you realize that your client will, without a doubt, be penalized for going to trial.
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Justin Eisele
2 years
Finally, the prosecutor's office also discloses in this motion to vacate that one of the lead detectives, William Ritz, engaged in misconduct in another murder case that resulted in an exoneration. The man, in that case, served 17 years for a murder he did not commit.
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Justin Eisele
2 years
Any librarian that gets arrested for this you got a free lawyer in me, anytime. You have my word.
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Veronica M
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Well, here it is. Felony for librarians and a class A misdemeanor if you don’t report the librarian. This is #Nazi shit. #Darkansas This is really bad. Several other bad ones out now too.
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Justin Eisele
4 years
@KevinMKruse @LarryGlickman Ronin with Jean Reno and Robert De Niro. One of my favorite.
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Justin Eisele
1 year
Life of a criminal defense attorney 👇
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4 years
@TheKitchenista They got more seasons in Alaska.
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2 years
Moving on from Brady violations, the current prosecutor's office uncovered this year that the location of the victim's care was directly beyond the house of ONE OF THE SUSPECTS.
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Justin Eisele
2 years
In that category of new information one of the suspects also: a) Attacked a woman in her vehicle b) Engaged in serial rape and sexual assault c) Engaged in violence against women he knew d) Was Improperly Cleared
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Justin Eisele
3 years
Seddiq Law is proud to join CAIR in representing Edrees Bridges in his discrimination lawsuit. It is unlawful to require Christian beliefs in order to serve as a chaplain in a county jail. Read our press release, and the lawsuit, here:
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Justin Eisele
7 years
Cardiovascular exercise and a reasonable diet.
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Justin Eisele
1 year
Welp, we made the @washingtonpost kids. "Md. judge quietly negotiated job with prosecutors while hearing cases"
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Justin Eisele
3 years
Harmless error doctrine protects cops, prosecutors, and judges. It screws people accused of crimes. Recently, our firm changed Maryland caselaw. But it didn’t matter to our client. I wrote about it here: #appellatetwitter #lawtwitter
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Justin Eisele
7 years
Every five minutes someone getting off a plane stops and says, "thanks guys, what you are doing is important." Incredible.
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2 years
@That1teddygirl Has the child ever flown?
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4 years
@Freeyourmindkid Schools are just run by the police at this point.
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2 years
The State's ability to move to vacate a conviction in this way is a recent development. (2019) The prosecutor can request relief if new information calls into question the integrity of the conviction, and the interests of justice and fairness justify vacating the conviction.
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4 years
@TheKitchenista As her lawyer, after that statement, we would rest our case and move for summary judgment in favor of the client.
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Justin Eisele
4 years
I’m leading jail and prison tours for judges and prosecutors over the next two weeks. It’s very safe. In fact, you’ll be safer in the jail than you would be at home. Feel free to DM me for details.
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Justin Eisele
5 years
Stephen Miller and John Bolton are the two most dangerous people in this country. Period.
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Justin Eisele
5 years
@SouthwestAir Dear @SouthwestAir , Instead of taking my idea to heart could someone talk to me about taking it to action? Sincerely, Lots of people who don’t drink
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2 years
First, two additional suspects have been developed. These suspects were known to police at the time but were "not properly ruled out."
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2 years
In addition to the Brady violation and new information from the prosecutor's investigation, the State claims it can no longer rely on multiple pieces of evidence presented at the original trial.
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Justin Eisele
5 years
The other day I asked a prosecutor for a particular offer. Response: “My officers would kill me.” Indictments should read: Cops of Maryland Vs. Defendant
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Justin Eisele
2 years
For those unfamiliar with the case, Sayed's conviction was the subject of a podcast series, @serial . He was convicted of murdering his ex-gf in 2000. The current prosecutor's office admits the evidence at his trial was "not overwhelming" and was "largely circumstantial."
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Justin Eisele
2 years
Prior to this motion, Adnan had phenomenal legal help. They just couldn't quite get there. @CJBrownLaw convinced a circuit judge in Baltimore to vacate Sayed's conviction in 2016 based on the trial lawyer's failure to challenge cell tower location evidence.
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This leads us to today. The Baltimore State's Attorney's Office and @MarylandOPD / Univ of Balt Innocence Project have reviewed all the evidence AND the original prosecutor's trial file. This investigation uncovered "Brady violations" and "significant reliability issues."
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Justin Eisele
8 years
The plagiarized political speech rants are so fucking pointless. Does it really matter if the bathroom on the Titanic ran out of mints?
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Justin Eisele
2 years
Quiet personal prayer lololol.
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Justin Eisele
6 years
Headline should have read “Judge threatens kids with jail for missing school while also thinking it is ok not to pay taxes.”
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Justin Eisele
1 year
I was born and raised in Arkansas and licensed to practice there. Nate Coulter is right on the law here. Dan Sullivan says lawyers want the 50k library budget for litigation. If some attorney friends hop in with me, I'd happily provide pro bono help. #ARnews
@ArkNate
Nate Coulter
1 year
Despite having angered the legislative sponsor of ACT 372, ⁦ @CALibrarySystem ⁩ has the right to challenge this new law in court. Guided by experienced lawyers dedicated to preserving the First Amendment, I’m obligated to protect librarians and defend the freedom to read.
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Justin Eisele
2 years
Both the prosecutor and @MarylandOPD jointly consulted a digital forensics expert during their investigation. He said: not reliable.
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Justin Eisele
2 years
Big news fam 🤯 🚨 I’ve take a job as a prosecuting attorney. I couldn’t pass it up: ⭐️ steady pay ⭐️ low performance standards ⭐️ chance to play god Thank you fellow criminal defense attorneys. I know we can still be friends. It’s just a job. Next cold one is on me.
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Justin Eisele
7 years
I'm calling out an emergency beacon. I need someone who practices criminal law in Fairfax county and I need help tonight. Can you RT?
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Justin Eisele
2 years
Knowing all of this, the State now "cannot rely on Jay Wilds' testimony, alone."
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Justin Eisele
2 years
Has any one ever been afraid to go to the dentist since it has been so many years since your last appointment?
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Justin Eisele
4 years
This is gonna look sweet right at the top of my federal sentencing memo.
@CBSNews
CBS News
4 years
Barr defends his intervention in the Roger Stone case: "Do you think it is fair for a 67-year-old man to be sent to prison for 7 to 9 years?"
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Wow! The DC DOC FOP is having a press conference tomorrow to announce their decision to participate in the @pdsdc @ACLU @ACLU_DC class action lawsuit against the DOC!
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Justin Eisele
4 years
Emotional Instability Garlic Shrimp Noodles
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2 years
@ElNennY This is beautiful brother. Jummah Mubarak. I love your example and your screamer goals.
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2 years
The State also believes that original witness Kristina Vinson's version of events was incorrect.
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