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8 months
@swspurs Because he’s a rapist?
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4 months
@PapaPincus I can also but couldn’t in front of 70,000 in a champions league game! seeing it at the highest level makes it special.
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8 months
@MUFC_redarmy99 An inter side that had Eto’o, Milito, Sneider, Cambiasso, Zanetti, Maicon, Lucio, Samuel and Julio Cesar? 👀 Frank Lampard could win the champions league with that team.
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3 months
@LeahRayAFC Sitting in your pants to get 14 year olds to subscribe to onlyfans accounts…. Ok, let’s not be “Narsty” 🙈
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2 months
@KelciBowers @afcbournemouth How much is a season ticket?
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2 months
@molly_mcelwee Have you followed the British curling team? They are always in the final, your point is?
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3 months
@gunsnrosesgirl3 So I need to grow another hand?
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4 months
@ArsenalN7 European trophies? Number of rapists in starting 11? Where do the reds stand then?
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4 months
@MrDtAFC Praying for your mrs tonight 😢
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2 months
@marknelsoncomic Nearly Slovakia, Switzerland, Netherlands & Denmark too.
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8 months
@swspurs 4 4 Fuckin 2
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3 months
@cfcjoe1888_ But Scottish fans base themselves off of a mostly fictional movie made by an Australian? 🙈😂💩
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@WrightMadelene_ You might think your current short cleaning process is good but I can definitely do a better job.
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8 months
@Anelswe This boy fishing 😂 go and bash one out to your point, have fun in the championship.
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7 months
@ladbible Scousers
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2 months
@LeahRayAFC I’d rather have a night in with Jeffrey Dahmer
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3 years
@bigmattp @Football__Tweet Bet you sit and separate salt and pepper granules, for entertainment.
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8 months
@AstridWett My tongue goes like that when I eat too many Salt and Vinegar crisps.
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9 months
@talkSPORT Title hopes….. excuse me?
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2 years
I love Rory’s stance, always logical never rushed. Bravo 👏
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2 years
😳 “Lingard’s written off everything by following money!” 🏳 “He’s waved the white flag on his career!” 😬 “He’s had the same assists as Andy Carroll in the last 3 years.” You 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 want to miss Rory Jennings on Jesse Lingard’s move to Nottingham Forest! 👀
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10 months
@AFTVMedia Jesus, Arsenal are literally obsessed with us, embarrassing.
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8 months
@ArsenalAnoop @WestHam_Central Can’t beat us though? 😅🧐
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4 months
@PurelyFootball Wakanda Ronaldo
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8 months
@WestHam_Central You have 100% never even kicked a ball in your life if you think that’s violence.
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4 months
@LT34x_ Or try and discreet fart
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8 months
@sportbible 35 easy, if they both retire there.
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8 months
@ReelHammerz He’s just double checking if he goes to hell if he lumps on a Paqueta Red Card
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2 months
@pidgeo @Lionesses No it doesn’t. Stop trying to friendzone all the ladies.
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3 years
@NoContextHumans The absence of comma use is more cringy than the “daddy chronicles” here
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3 years
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4 years
@PurelyFootball I could've been President of the world but, nah.
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3 years
@PearlMarshaSr @DanWills_7 @UberFacts Jesus Christ Paul nothing gets past you does it!
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3 months
@brilliantbusi Pardon? 😂😂😂
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6 years
If my kid ever did this id go fucking mental
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3 months
@Joey7Barton @metpoliceuk Never met a beat copper that isn’t a little fanny tbf, so I’m not surprised
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2 months
@BeardedGenius Oh I beg he does! 😅😂
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4 months
@MediaGL1 @PapaPincus I’m not, he’s playing against dog and duck with 30 seconds to get the ball under control.
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4 years
@MaddieMadelene I love that the plug is turned off while not in use, proper efficiency in that household.
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3 months
@jakeperry97 Not if you’re in Iraq
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8 months
@AdamGibson1991 @WestHam_Central Face if his national team
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3 years
@WHUFCFZ @IndyFootball Rephrase. West ham have had a fictional bid rejected by a make believe club for a not real striker 👌
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8 months
@Farmer_Boycie I’m fed up of these racist black girls.
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3 months
@WestHam_Central Why not just retweet?
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10 months
@whugreg It’s Palestine that people are marching for. not the extremists that are fighting. But, I understand the resistance from Hamas, just not the method.
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8 months
@Arsenal Did the ball go out of play again?
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5 years
I'm gonna be a dad in 3 months....wtf 😳😳
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3 years
@StevoTheMadMan Charlie sloth needs to get back in the booth.
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3 years
@bigmattp @Football__Tweet You do, so you can separate them.
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7 months
@notpaul1985x @FarehamHammer 10-0-0 formation, lump it wide, hope kudus or Bowen skip past 4 players and score.
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8 months
@KathrynBatte He’s harsh but he’s also correct 🙈
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2 years
@WestHam The more and more I listen to this dribble the more and more I think he’s just inherited a good dressing room. Bloke ain’t got a clue, 5 subs but leaves it until the 70th minute, leaves players on who would get dragged off in the step 10 today with those performances, dreadful.
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8 months
@LucasPaqueta97 @futebol_info So you’ll be back for next week? 😅👀
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7 months
@WestHam_Central No you’re trying to annoy your own fans, thankful for what he’s done but there isn’t a future for him, that’s obvious.
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8 months
@ibbywhu West Ham or Ghana?
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8 months
@MrDtAFC It’s a bit like an abusive relationship, it’s stable, familiar and it’s easier to stay but you just want something a little better on the eye that treats you better, Understand?
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8 years
I'm legal again! 🙌🏽⚽️
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8 months
@Football__Tweet Bellingham is also 21! And playing under the most intense pressure in football, top scorer in la liga (from centre mid) something Owen couldn’t do as a striker in a greater side too. Bellingham is special and doing waaaayyy more than the 3 mentioned when they were 21.
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3 years
@sportbible That’s like saying Gola, Adidas & Hi-tec 🥴🥴 Neymar is on another level than these two
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8 months
@JamesWBA4 @WBA Best youth player at West Ham. You’ll see.
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8 months
@westhamfootball He’s about as good as podcasting than his first touch
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2 years
@mywhufc We were 9th at one point
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8 months
@WestHam_Central If we can play Arsenal every week we will win the league.
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@westhamfootball @talkSPORT “They’re a wee bit offensive for my liking, yes - I know they’re playing Serbia but..”
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4 years
Life is officially over 😬😅
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8 months
@FBAwayDays They going to watch chess?
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3 months
@talkSPORT A fit Lewis Dunk shouldn’t make the cut, never mind an injured one….
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8 months
@jackjonestv He’s obviously your mate, so just text him.
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9 months
@WestHam Fornals on the left? Cornet has definitely violated Moyes.
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@josieincendia Thus day and age he probably could.
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7 years
Just drew a game 8-8 on FIFA 18 🙈👀 defending is dece tbf
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3 years
Weird way to sign off on a DM but OK 👍
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2 years
@RyseHamilton Right lad float int the hole right dere lad
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8 months
@anyachappellxx 😂😂😂 I nearly fled the country when I heard her football opinions.
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8 years
Ahhhh, that's what it feels like to score 🙈⚽️ and win! 👌🏼 #donkey
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4 years
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4 years
@UtdMG_R @Lfcthe0 @UtdMental @ToddCantwell_10 @trentaa98 This is why United fans are the laughing stock of England/ The entire world.
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@Stevesnd2 Ask if it’s just ham or is there mustard in it.
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10 months
@WestHam Ings…..
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4 years
@lil_yessie @TheTimeIGotHigh Are you washing those? Or just airing out the starfish?
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5 years
My first goal in Sweden.... probably my last 😂⚽️
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@Ricky_Bass_ It’s that European trophy, buddy. You wouldn’t understand 🫡
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@WestHam_Central @ExWHUEmployee Get him gone, it’s blatantly obvious he was saving himself for AFCON, commitment ain’t there bye bye
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7 years
1st of many goals hopefully! 🤞🏼 ⚽️ #alwaysthehardest
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5 years
@Football__Tweet Where did that ball go?
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7 months
@footballheaven @asaba_carl @BBCSheffield 😂😂😂😂😂😂 shut up Chrissy boy! Get in the champo 💩💩
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3 years
@piersmorgan Death of someone still comes back to talking about yourself.
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8 months
@sarahst02xx Women used to be quiet and now all the do is moan.
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4 years
@milliewest_ I'd settle for a subway and a wank
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2 years
@WestHam_Central I see 3 problems and Zouma isn’t one here. 1, Coufal is so wide - allowing gaps to appear. 2, cresswell is in no man’s land 3, Antonio does nothing to get up to the ball carrier. Zouma does what you should do in that scenario, don’t let your man turn.
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8 months
Me turning up in Southern Africa
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3 years
@BBCSportLondon Why would we pay 149,999,995 more than it’s worth?
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@westhamtransfer Yeah that’s retarded
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