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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

Did someone say something about having range?

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

Freezing Sweating 🤝 Muck boots

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

If I ever happen to find a significant other that I feel is ready to enter into the lifelong commitment of marriage, just know I will never propose on a holiday.

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Jeremiah Peterson

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4 years

Relationships should be 32.66, 32.66, 32.66, and 2%. She picks the place, her dad buys the place, I run the place, and her mom throws in her 2 cents saying I’m the best one any of the sisters have found.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

5 years

And your cattle

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@lakeybabyz

5 years

Vaccinate your kids

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Forget a date… let’s go halfsies on a mortgage

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

I just want to unclog the drain from the same girl’s hair for the rest of my life

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

Damn, I didn’t realize how many of you were in relationships until today

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

I use my turn signals like I actually have working trailer lights

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

Worked a set of cows today and a heifer “007” came through and no one got it when I said “licensed to kill”… I hate it the here

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

I love this time of year… Gals dress up to the nines just to take a picture with their man that looks like they picked him at random straight out of a tractor supply store.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

Is there a rodeo going on in Texas? I’ve seen the big ass fashion show and photo shoot in Fort Worth... just wondering what the guys with back numbers are doing there

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

The three categories of women on Christmas, Instagram Edition Married Engaged Single w/ dog

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Life’s too short to not chase after what you want

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

5 years

It’s 2020 boys and girls. We’re catchin cattle, not feelings.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

I would pay for nails as often as needed just to have back scratches

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

*Talks to a gal for three consecutive days* Me to me - Guess who she’s gonna play

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

Them : Hey so do you have Snapchat? (: *Of course… I’d love to snap for a day, sporadically snap for two more then have to click through your stories until the day I get fed up and muster the energy to unadd* Me: Yeah. “_____________”

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Well wrapped burritos are very under appreciated in today’s society

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

PSA: No matter who you are or what you do, you can wear whatever you’d like. If you want to buy a cowboy hat to go to a concert or a rodeo do it! It doesn’t matter if it’s an allsups hat or an American, your purchases from these companies for certain events increases the

𝚓 𝚙 𝚖 ♤

@jinsen_paige

4 years

psa: if you aren’t a cowboy of any sort you do not have to wear a cowboy hat to every concert you go to. especially that allsups shitty shaped hat please for crying out loud

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

I might not have much going, but I can keep a tube of chapstick until it’s all gone

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

Your boyfriend doesn’t even flip his tortillas with his fingers

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

They wouldn’t of put the whole speedometer on there if they only wanted me to use half of it

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

Fueled by a lethal combination of redbull, Tylenol, ibuprofen and the love of dolla bills

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Let’s go get dinner… (and plan out the rest of our lives)

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

It heater in the morning and AC in the afternoon season…

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

5 years

*trying to tie down the girl I like

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

If any of you gals need someone to ride through calves with your dad, help your mom with that odd project, and compliment your grandmas cooking I’m available to rent for the holidays.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

Cow Horse GF Rope Horse BF 🤝 Sound horses/unsound relationship

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Pick the girl that already has a big house from the first marriage

ꓘAF🃏♦️

@kemmer01

2 years

Don’t pick the girl that says she wants you to build her a big house, pick the girl that says I don’t care what we live in as long as we’re together and happy

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

1 year

Alright, let the aliens take over. If fat bottomed girls can’t make the rocking world go round, I’m out

Fox News

@FoxNews

1 year

TRIMMING THE FAT: The legendary rock band's hit song has been dropped from their new greatest hits collection for younger listeners.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

I have successfully washed, dried, folded, and put away a load of laundry in the same 12 hour time period…. Hold on because I have my life together

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

These officers don’t understand that I set my schedule in such a way that I have no option but to go fast everywhere…

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

“How do you go out to eat and go to places by yourself all the time?” Usually without someone talking is how.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

We get it, fuel is high, but you’re not going to change that. Put your energy towards something you have control over.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Post picture of my yellow horses on snap. “So blondes are your type?” Ma’am if we’re correlating horses to women then I like dark bays with a big hip and an attitude

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

How many tacos and margaritas should I set out to keep the cute breakaway roper that Santa brings me occupied until I wake up?

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

When it comes to horses and women... it costs just as much to feed a good one as it does to feed a bad one

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

They say to treat your mask like you do your underwear. I don’t wear underwear.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Running off of anger, a candy bar, and the love of money today…

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

“You left me on read 🙄” -yep, probably gonna do it again too

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

Goodness I didn’t realize how many of you had significant others 😅

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

The cute little blonde girl I get to hangout with all night. #nightcalving

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

I’m dressed up as your boyfriend darlin.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

6 years

Just got my new boots in the mail this morning. If you haven’t checked out @LylesBoots now is the time, I’m already thinking about my next pair.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

That’s the button that somehow stops that sorrel sucker from pawing in the trailer when pushed quickly right?

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@spintowin95

3 years

since women know everything, what is this?

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

Boy I’ve done a lot of cowboying in a lot of places, but not once has being able to stand on my donkey been useful... must be doing something wrong I suppose

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

The amount of hate I have for rumble strips, center line ones in particular, is unparalleled

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

There is always one that got away

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

1 year

My toxic traits… I’m a hopeless romantic and I believe every road should be traveled at 87 mph

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

Free weight loss tip of the day... don’t eat, don’t sleep. Run around shoeing, schooling, and living on copious amounts of redbull... trust me none of your pants will fit

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

Oh, you drink Ultras like they’re going out of style and have commitment issues? Hold on while I fall in love

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

10 months

Grass finished diets favor acetate in the rumen, acetate loses a carbon that is converted to methane. Grain finished diets favor propionate in the rumen, and propionate does not release an extra carbon that is used to generate methane. Grain finished beef expels less methane(1/2)

Natalie Kovarik

@natalie_kovarik

10 months

Want to make a foodie upset … tell them grain finished beef has a lower carbon footprint than grass finished beef.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

6 years

Don’t ever get too high of expectations for horses, women, or signs that say gas station ahead.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

I was just called ugly by a little rugrat while shoeing her geriatric horse this afternoon. How’s your Sunday going?

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Jeremiah Peterson

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2 years

Had three years to find a concert date… thirty days out and I still have an extra Mötley Crüe ticket 😂

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

I really should be stumbling around the South Point right now, but instead I’m heading to work. Thanks COVID

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

The world would be a better place if everyone saddled & tied up their horse before leaving for work. Come home in the evening & unsaddle, brush the brumby & fill in the hole he just dug. “he’s a grazing animal that shouldn’t be tied that long” - shutup sally & go tie the prick up

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

I’m not saying I need a gal but if one wanted to pattern and get my Ruby buckle colt futurity ready I could dang sure act right. I’ll do the cooking and keep everything shod up...

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

If she’s from Canada and orders crown she’s probably a fun loving sweetheart that has had her heart broken If she’s from the states and orders crown she probably looks like your buddies uncle with long hair and has the same foul mouth

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

That’s the last time I let a school bus merge in front of me... The kids in the back have made fun of me for the last three miles

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

Why am I single? Well after shoeing this evening I jammed to Volbeat while making dinner, and now I’m watching snowboarding documentaries while looking at bulls… and I haven’t found someone cool with this yet 😂

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

If I could rope naked right now, I’d 10/10 be doing it. I’m sweating like a naughty gal in a holy place

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

Took a Benadryl and drank a Red Bull, whichever hits first will determine the amount of studying that gets accomplished tonight

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

I’m pretty sure belly kicking one in hey dudes inflicts more pain in ones foot than it does good to the horse

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

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@HenkSarah

4 years

No no no, let me see how you hold split reins

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

Sorry officer, the Top Gun sound track was playing…

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

Team ropers? Shoot that’s all of us. There’s a difference between being too broke to go to dinner and too broke to enter.

$ergMusica☕️🐸

@SERG_37

4 years

Bruhh team ropers be like “sorry babe I’m broke.” Then the next day “hey babe go put me up 3x here’s $600”.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Spooky season? I figured that was all year, because they eventually all ghost me

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

5 years

I’m in my 20’s and I still don’t know how to swim

↣Hannah↢

@huntinhannah

5 years

I’m in my 20’s and I still don’t know how to do my hair when I’m going swimming

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

This guys definitely played the “call the farrier last minute” game before 😂

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

I’m over being a cowboy, I want to be born again as a member in an 80’s rock band

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

Can’t let anyone else eat your ol gal’s pie.

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Jeremiah Peterson

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2 years

That settles it… I need a tatted gf

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Getting the “your credit score has increased by x amount” on the first Monday of each month is the only notification I need

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

If I liked my colts like I like my women I’d never get anything rode because I wouldn’t be able to catch one

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

With the conclusion of the finals I am concluding my thirst for all the gorgeous women down in Texas. I’m now moving on to the holiday housewife. So if anyone makes a mean sugar cookie.... give me a call

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

*Me* jamming to everyone’s 420 playlists having never smoked the weeds

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

1 year

“Will you open that, I just got my nails done” Ma’am I’d be honored

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

So it’s just National boyfriend day every three weeks now or?

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Life can’t be all fun and games… sometimes you have to go hit the hill

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Everyone “that’s not how rodeo should be portrayed, that’s a terrible look for the sport” Also everyone - Shares the video on all platforms for more people to see

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Oh boy, I have angered equine Twitter 😂

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

It’s always “Hey, my horses need reset” and never “Hey, let me take you out to dinner”

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

I don’t pack lunches because the days I pack lunches, I leave said lunches on the counter…

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Fast women, slow horses, and wine… have made me an old man ahead of my time

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

Welcome to the season of is that her brother or boyfriend in her moms Christmas photos..

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

I’m pretty sure the reason I’m single is because I’d rather sit in the recliner than the couch.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

If I could dance I’m pretty sure I’d have a girlfriend or ten.

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

This is BS Hallmark… I just had dinner at the local bar a couple days before Christmas and no cooperate attorney home for Christmas sat down next to me to hit it off and eventually get married…

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Are you like a fan of half top trailers or are you more of a full top kinda girl?

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

8 months

Deciding not to go to Vegas… Financial health ⬆️ mental health ⬇️

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

Brings horses to get shod gf 🤝 sends money for pedicure bf Healthily toxic relationship

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

I can see why you ladies are so angry… I just had an iced coffee and listened to Zach Bryan’s new album… I’d be angry too if that was my taste in music

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Being an adult is buying good camping chairs instead of the $15 bargain ones

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

4 years

I’m going to create a social media platform where a guy can laugh at dirty jokes, look at horses for sale, watch someone half way across the country get frapped by a snakey colt, and let pretty women post pictures.... the only caveat, post anything political and you’re banned

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

“I only listen to country music” Yeahhh… this isn’t going to work ma’am, I’m going to Theory of a Dead Man Friday night. Sorry

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

2 years

Let’s have four hours of that halftime show and thirty minutes of the football game

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Jeremiah Peterson

@Jpeterson171

3 years

When Flatland Cavalry said “I just wish I could remember your name” my brain felt that

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Jeremiah Peterson

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5 years

If there’s one thing I’ve learned today it’s that everyone and their dog have a sorrel horse they think is the kitty’s titties.

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