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@JpCarlesimo

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Low effort memes, Shaheen Holloway enthusiast, transfer portal expert

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@JpCarlesimo
JP Carlesimo
30 days
What if we got rid of NIL and the free transfer and went back to paying guys under the table like before?
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7 months
Virginia when they saw their name on the screen during the selection show
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5 months
Jesus Christ Donald even DePaul won a few
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3 years
Jay Wright such a real one for not having a farewell tour unlike that dook dork
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
Shaheen Holloway now has more wins over 2 and 3 seeds in his career than Mark Few
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7 months
Big East fans and coaches rn talking about the selection committee
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7 months
It’s times like right now that I’m happy to have Rick Pitino back in the Big East. He’s going to go scorched earth over this
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
This man is now the face of College Basketball
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JP Carlesimo
10 months
Bro lol he was literally on the floor stopping Baylor from going left here
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CreighTakes
10 months
Shaka has quickly become one of the most unlikeable coaches. What’s even happening here? Does he have eligibility left? @NCAA
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JP Carlesimo
9 months
Sitting at my desk and randomly thought about the greatest video ever created
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8 months
This is my “for you” tab this morning
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
Jay Wright dunking on the other leagues for having no one at their conference tournaments. Absolutely love it
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
Thad Matta being only 54 years old is the biggest surprise of today
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JP Carlesimo
5 months
Me after my 16th derogatory tweet about Ryan Kalkbrenner when Seton Hall plays Creighton
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
It brings me joy that tonight was really just another excuse for the CBB Twitter community to come together and slander Coach K
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JP Carlesimo
1 year
Jesus Christ he hit a fucking fish this time
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The fish were biting this morning! Looking forward to a great summer on the lake.
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10 months
Providence is basically an NCAA lock every year because they guaranteed 5+ high level games at the Dunk and they’re going to win most of them
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JP Carlesimo
7 months
People on this app using NIT results for validation that the committee was right to give the BE 3 bids are legitimately mentally challenged
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
I still can’t believe Ed Cooley had a recruiting zoom call with this kid for him to go play at Georgetown the day before Providence had a NCAA tournament game
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
Huge loss for the Big East
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Jon Rothstein
3 years
Gonzaga's Drew Timme has declared for the 2022 NBA Draft, per his Twitter page.
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Super 70s Sports
2 years
Who’s your favorite current sports announcer?
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JP Carlesimo
7 months
Can Jay Wright ask what the fuck happened with the Big East please?
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JP Carlesimo
10 months
ESPN is hilarious. USC had a buddy with 16 in the first half and they show this stat line
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JP Carlesimo
21 days
Chris Holtmann on January 25th
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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BUTLER ON SATURDAY—HISTORIC!
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2 years
Villanova players when you go anywhere near them
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9 months
Wife: don’t embarrass me at the function Me for absolutely no reason at all:
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JP Carlesimo
9 months
Babe wake up, new Jeff Goodman L just dropped
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Conor O'Neill
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@RivalsRichie Always has.
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JP Carlesimo
7 months
Kentucky: builds team around 5 star freshmen, haven’t made it past R64 in 3 of last 4 years Rutgers: building a team around 5 star freshmen
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JP Carlesimo
7 months
Absolutely hate that Seton Hall accepted an NIT bid. Complete waste of time when you need to retool a huge portion of the roster. No reason to prioritize a game nobody cares about over getting a head start on next years team
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JP Carlesimo
9 months
It’s so fucking funny to me that of all the hilarious shit BDD has said and done on this app and the one time he’s not joking it’s the funniest shit ever
@awfulannouncing
Awful Announcing
9 months
Creator of Providence documentary shares alleged legal threats from Jeff Goodman
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
Coaches are undefeated in press conferences but I’ve seen all I need to see, Kim English is the coolest dude in the league
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
Jeff Goodman got his ass beat so badly he went through the trouble of annoying Big East coaches to flex on the guy who dunked on him and shat on his chest. What a world we live in
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JP Carlesimo
4 years
Fun Fact Friday - Nobody in human history has ever sent a congratulatory text for Rutgers making the NCAA Tournament. Rutgers last NCAAT appearance: 1991 First Text Message sent: 1992
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JP Carlesimo
7 months
3 bid league is actually insane. This sport is a joke
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
“Hey Eddie it’s coach Cooley, I’m getting fucking ripped here can you tell everyone you haven’t committed yet? Thanks talk to you on Wednesday.”
@jakeweingarten
Jake
2 years
TCU transfer Eddie Lampkin hasn’t committed to Georgetown, he tells @Stockrisers . Any report indicating he has, is false.
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@BJenkins247
Brandon Jenkins
7 months
𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎: #Villanova guard Brendan Hausen will enter the transfer portal, a source tells @247Sports . 2023-24 Stats: 6.2 points and 1.6 rebounds per game on 38.1 percent shooting from long range. STORY |
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JP Carlesimo
8 months
Villanova fans over the last half hour
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JP Carlesimo
7 months
They didn’t have a single fast break point in this game
@SSN_Alabama
Sidelines - Bama
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Get ready to run track, UConn (via @FultonW_ )
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
Life really comes at you fast
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
Shut up
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De'Aaron Fox
2 years
@JpCarlesimo You didn’t even try to say something that was true 😂
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
Hearing there is interest from UConn HC Dan Hurley to return to Seton Hall and fill their HC vacancy. Seton Hall not expected to return his call per source within the administration
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
I can’t tell if Cooley just took a shot at ESPN or not but I’m going to assume he did and absolutely love it
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
Good to know Shaheen Holloway is the best Seton Hall alum coaching in the NCAA’s this March
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
Today is a dark day for Villanova basketball
@John_Fanta
John Fanta
2 years
The men’s basketball rules committee has presented the following proposal: If a player is called for flopping, the opposing team would shoot one free throw. The proposal must be approved by the NCAA Playing Rules Oversight Panel. They meet June 9.
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
I’d rather listen to my wife give birth than Avery Johnson call a basketball game
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JP Carlesimo
8 months
Dan Hurley in the locker room formulating a plan to stop Steve Ashworth
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3 years
I’m literally in love with this St. Peter’s team
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
As far as I’m concerned, John Fanta is College Basketball
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JP Carlesimo
9 months
Absolutely no chance I could pass up on this today
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
I feel like someone needs to state these facts before this gets out of hand 1. Providence is not a hard job anymore 2. Losing Cooley isn’t going to derail them
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JP Carlesimo
7 months
Me
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@NotKennyRogers
NotKennyRogers
7 months
If you're not rooting for this guy to win the NIT tonight, I have to assume you hate America.
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JP Carlesimo
10 months
How the fuck does Andy Katz have a job covering this sport?
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
This conference was built on meatballs, prayer, and hoops
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
So do they tear this down now?
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@MattNorlander
Matt Norlander
2 years
BREAKING: Ed Cooley has accepted the Georgetown job and is leaving Providence, source tells CBS Sports.
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JP Carlesimo
3 months
Kyle Neptune’s Villanova teams
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JP Carlesimo
7 months
We really need to get back to the one time transfer thing
@247HSHoops
24/7 High School Hoops
7 months
NEWS: Wisconsin guard AJ Storr has entered the transfer portal, per source. Storr is a former 4⭐️ recruit who played his freshman season at St. John’s before transferring to Wisconsin last summer. He averaged 16.3PPG, 3.9RPG and 1APG this season. Rockford, Illinois native.
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JP Carlesimo
10 months
St. Joes, Drexel, and Penn getting DePaul ready to take down Villanova on Saturday
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JP Carlesimo
5 months
Whether or not Dan Hurley leaves for the NBA is mostly irrelevant for me but oooohhh boy the meltdown on here from the UConn fan base would hit harder than 80’s Hollywood cocaine
@wojespn
Adrian Wojnarowski
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BREAKING: The Los Angeles Lakers are targeting Connecticut’s Dan Hurley to become the franchise’s next coach and are preparing a massive, long-term contract offer to bring the back-to-back national champion to the NBA, sources tell ESPN.
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3 years
The Big East wins the Gavitt Games without the reigning Big East champion. Best conference in the world
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JP Carlesimo
4 years
Just a thought....
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JP Carlesimo
8 months
Oh brother
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Hurrdat Sports
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“It’s the place we’ll always call home.” Coach Greg McDermott speaks to his 14 years coaching in Omaha.
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JP Carlesimo
7 months
One last time to recap a season that had literally everything, the super highs and the super lows but have to end it with a super go pirates Btw this edit still goes just as hard as the first time I saw it
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
UCONN WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDUHHHH
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
“Yeah I don’t watch the NCAA tournament” -literally De’Aaron Fox
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De'Aaron Fox
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Big time f***ing shot Lamont!
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This is so fucking gangster
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JP Carlesimo
9 months
Your timeline for the next 36 hours
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2 years
I love that literally every other fan base has absolutely zero respect for Dan Hurley
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Kyle Neptune in the huddle
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
They got the entire roster in one post. Impressive
@StJohnsBBall
St. John's Men’s Basketball
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⚠️⚠️⚠️
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
Just a casual reminder no matter how bad Georgetown is right now, they still beat Syracuse in December
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
“Posh, it’s coach Rick Pitino St Johns University. I’ve got an amazing opportunity for you to play for us here at St Johns, what do you say?”
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@John_Fanta
John Fanta
2 years
Iona transfer Walter Clayton Jr. has announced his commitment to Florida on The Field of 68. Nice get for Todd Golden. The 6-2 guard averaged 16.8 PPG, 4.3 RPG and 3.2 APG on 46% FG this past year. Clayton is heading back to his home state of Florida, which he calls a dream.
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JP Carlesimo
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Kinda fitting Seton Hall’s metrics were shit largely because they didn’t beat the shit out of teams so here they are in the NIT instead of NCAA but they’re beating the shit out of teams
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JP Carlesimo
8 months
I keep bumping into my wife in the hallway and after the 4th time she told me I’m too slow laterally
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JP Carlesimo
10 months
Holy Fucking shit man. 3-1 in Big East play and squarely in the NCAA conversation. This is insane. I don’t know how to feel. Too many emotions. I love Shaheen Holloway
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
It’s honestly fantastic for everyone that Hurley got tossed tonight, every basketball fan in America now sees how awful Big East officiating is and UConn actually has a chance to win now
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
Does anybody know what time Kim English is addressing the coaches for the other PC teams today? Would love to see that pic
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
I didn’t see this last night but Sha telling Miller no one likes him is hilarious. Hashtag that’s my coach
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Kyky For Prez
2 years
Shaheen you aren’t a player anymore
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JP Carlesimo
7 months
Hello 911, yeah no nothings wrong just keep an eye on these 3 tonight
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Gavin Keefe
7 months
Jim Boeheim, Mark Few and Ed Cooley watching UConn warmup on the court
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JP Carlesimo
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Nobody will remember: -your salary -how “busy you were” -how many hours you worked People will remember: -when ESPN told us the Big East is dead in 2014
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
Society if James Breeding never officiated another basketball game again
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
To all the people who asked why Seton Hall fans were happily backing Sha the past few weeks and being happy for him advancing, just look at all the major media outlets tweeting about him and Seton Hall right now. Program hasn’t been this hot since Sha was wearing a jersey
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JP Carlesimo
7 months
Yo what if they had the NCAA champ play the NIT champ next year? That would be so crazy
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JP Carlesimo
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Ryan Kalkbrenner after finishing up his women’s studies midterm
@FastbreakHoops5
Fastbreak Hoops
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Still in the lab at 70 👀
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JP Carlesimo
10 months
Georgetown fans after seeing they aren’t in the same tier as DePaul anymore
@John_Fanta
John Fanta
10 months
Here are my Big East tiers at the moment:
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JP Carlesimo
7 months
Openly saying they devalued a win in a game Seton Hall won by 15 points is crazy talk
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Made For March
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Committee Chair Charles McClelland on the Big East teams missing out: Seton Hall: "When you start looking at Seton Hall the best non-conference win was against Missouri. They played Baylor, Iowa, USC and Rutgers and dropped those games. Rutgers was without Jeremiah Williams
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
Thanks for the memories my sweet prince
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@DalyDoseOfHoops
Jaden Daly
2 years
Rick Pitino: “I want people that are really hungry, driven, respectful to others, treat coaches with great respect, treat the game with great respect. And if they’re present at St. John’s, I’ll keep them. If they’re not present, they won’t be back.” #sjubb
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
I’m dying to know what Dan Hurley is promising these kids when he’s recruiting them because clearly something going on
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JP Carlesimo
6 months
There’s only one man who can take down this Knicks team
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
Peacock? More like Hugecock
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
Sha is literally the greatest coach ever
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JP Carlesimo
9 months
Providence fans:
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@NYPost_Brazille
Zach Braziller
9 months
I have a crazy idea for Providence fans: Remember what Ed Cooley did for your program before unloading tomorrow. So much more good than bad. Just a thought.
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JP Carlesimo
3 months
Ed Cooley deciding to leave Providence
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JP Carlesimo
8 months
I can’t believe I’m saying this because I couldn’t stand him for the longest time. I hope Dan Hurley sticks around for the long haul at UConn tho, he’s an absolute sicko and I’m just as shocked as you are to say I think I might even like him now. Only a little bit but still
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JP Carlesimo
3 years
Kind of amazing when you think Patrick Ewing had more career wins over Jay Wright than Dan Hurley did
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JP Carlesimo
2 years
Villanova, North Carolina, Michigan, Texas tech, Seton Hall. People are saying this will be the most anticipated NIT in history
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@JpCarlesimo
JP Carlesimo
3 years
I have decided that I will spend this evening rooting for the Providence Friars as well as the Villanova Wildcats. Please respect my decision along with me and my family’s privacy during this time. God bless
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@JpCarlesimo
JP Carlesimo
3 years
Congrats @CoachSha10 on winning the MAAC Championship! Enjoy it king
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