Joshua Carnn @JoshuaCarnn Twitter profile

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Joshua Carnn

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1 year

Jasper that isn’t Pascal Eenkhoorn, that’s a 8 year old child. You can let that break go

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1 year

🇧🇪 Jasper Philipsen challenging the stars of tomorrow 🤩 #TDF2023

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BREAKING NEWS The UCI have revealed that any racing outside of 🇳🇱🇧🇪🇮🇹🇫🇷🇪🇸 will now fall under a guest country race category. UAE tour has lost WT status and becomes a 2.GC race. Also the Tour De France has lost all status as it starts in Denmark and cycling doesn’t belong there.

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4 months

Give the man time to heal for god sake. He only crashed 3 weeks ago.

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4 months

Bring back Vine?

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@footballacca He’s done well affording student accommodation on only 120k a week from my experience.

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1 year

Genuinely intrigued if riders like Pogacar have it in their contract that they have to wear condoms in October.

CyclingBottle

@Cyclingbottle

1 year

Van Aert might leave the Tour de France earlier this year because his wife is expected to give birth 👶🏻 during or soon after the race. 100 % understandable of course but the timing is a bit unfortunate in such an important race Good luck to him & his wife 👨‍👩‍👦‍👦 #cycling #TDF2023

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2 years

I bet Astana have told him they paid him in February.

CyclingUpToDate

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2 years

Samuele Battistella suffers memory loss and broken tooth after Amstel crash #cycling

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9 months

I know one cycling streaming website that’s about to get seriously busy again.

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2 years

Happy retirement to the man who carried this shit show on his back for years!

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2 years

Wout celebrating 4’ for Pogacar

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1 year

“Guest countries should not try to change rules and traditions of a sport they didn’t found, using their standards.”

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3 years

Moment of the Giro for me.

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5 years

@eh25_elliegg @ScholesyLad @GNev2 No he's not he's finnish

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2 years

It was only today i learnt about the Cofidis vampire conspiracy and how Lachlan Morton is our answer to Van Helsing.

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1 year

Doping cases this season Astana - 0 Our Twitter wonderful super great amazing Bees….. or whatever they are called - 1+

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@JoshuaCarnn

11 months

So have we…. Just in the wrong direction.

Dan Deakins

@DanDeakins

11 months

Jumbo have come a bloody long way in 5 years 😳

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4 years

I'll eat my hat if Pogačar wins the tour. Get this bookmarked😜

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1 year

@backandacross Absolute cannon fodder thrown down here. 12-0. Church Is making a mockery of this. 4 deliveries in and the Week XI are making a field change. No freebies through cover now.

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1 year

TAO is really going to win another Covid Grand Tour.

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2 years

I’ve seen some questionable team selections in my time but I think this EF squad could well take the biscuit for Milano-Torino

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5 years

My Tour De France ratings😉 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Fuglsang ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - LL.Sanchez ⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Bilbao, Lutsenko ⭐️⭐️ - G.Izagirre, Fraile ⭐️ - Cort, Gruzdev

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Aahhh yes the old supposedly C-Team. Majka there best mountain domestique and Bjerg who gets in any GT team. Also 7 of these lot get in Astana’s GT 1st team. C-Team my arse!

CyclingUpToDate

@CyclingUpToDat3

4 months

Pedal Punditry #6 | Tadej Pogacar will only have a C-team behind him at the Giro d'Italia... But it is more than enough #Cycling

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2 years

Giro Team Breakdown 🔍 (Thread) AG2R CITROËN ⭐️⭐️1/2 👚 ⭐️1/2 💨 ⭐️⭐️1/2 🥊 ⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2 🧗🏼‍♀️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️ 🗝 - A.Vendrame 👀 - F.Gall 🎯 - Stage Wins/KOMs “Break, Break, Break and more Breaks”

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3 years

The 10 things I’m looking forward to watching this season. (A Thread) 1) Peter Sagan & Anthony Turgis not giving a shit who Quick-Step are. 2) Miguel Angel Lopez celebrating by drinking the tears of Mas and Valverde

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2 years

I’m all for Bissegger taking yellow while wearing that hideous TT helmet with a big cartoon dragon on top.

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2 years

Vlasov gone from Tier F climber to Tier B sprinter in a month

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2 years

Who cares about a French rider winning on Bastille Day. It’s my birthday and I demand nothing more than an Astana win.

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3 years

The streets won't forget

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4 years

@osmansaid28 @Blue_Footy And they still have more points than Chelsea

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2 years

I actually think Mvdp would have preferred Wout there. Winning the race seems to me a bit harder for him now.

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2 years

Yesssss. Not taking credit but I fucking did it! Months of DMs to staff and begging. Best day ever!

Astana Qazaqstan Team

@AstanaQazTeam

2 years

🇮🇹 NEWS: NEW RIDER Christian Scaroni signs with Astana Qazaqstan Team to the end of 2022: 📰👉 #AstanaQazaqstanTeam #ChristianScaroni 📷 Photors It / Adriatica Ionica Race

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2 years

Why do people on here continue to slander pro cyclists. It’s getting on my nerves, questioning a riders mentality or ability. They are out there giving everything and sacrificing so much just to be abused by some fucking idiots. It’s so wrong. It’s becoming more and more like a

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8 months

Buchmann to Uijtdebroeks when he tries to get involved in the team chat.

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1 year

Definitely one of our better classic performances in a long while

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3 years

Before I post my Giro bets, here's my Top 10. 1. 🇨🇴 Bernal 2. 🇬🇧 Yates 3. 🇵🇹 Almeida 4. 🇩🇪 Buchmann 5. 🇪🇸 Landa 6. 🇷🇺 Vlasov 7. 🇧🇪 Remco 8. 🇬🇧 Carthy 9. 🇪🇸 Bilbao 10 🇮🇹 Formolo

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2 years

Anyone who thinks I aren’t milking this for the next 6 months is sadly mistaken.

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1 year

Still hilarious, even more so after that first week that FDJ didn’t take Demare

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1 year

Only 24 more covid cases away from Simone Velasco winning the Giro.

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4 years

150s🔥🔥🔥

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2 years

Oh yesssss can’t wait to see the Suisse TT jersey at UAE next year. Will look something like this.

Domestique

@Domestique___

2 years

@massitactic @TrekSegafredo @CordonRagot UAE Team Emirates scores in Switzerland! 🇨🇭 Joel Suter wins is the new national champion ITT. His first win ever as a pro! 👏 🇨🇭 Mauro Schmid came close, but ends up 2nd (+ 7"). Third place goes to 🇨🇭 Tom Bohli.

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2 years

Didn’t that little kid on twitter say Remco would beat Vlasov because he pushes out thermonuclear watts against Jay Vine!

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2 years

@PBXscribes Think the only correct answer is

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1 year

I think this is the first time this year we’ve had our best team possible for the specific race.

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3 years

Seeing a lot of things on my timeline suggesting Uno-X should be in the Tour at the expense of B&B and now I will explain exactly why they shouldn’t. If you see the picture below I’m sure no one would disagree that there’s no better sight in cycling.

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3 years

+276pts💸💸💸💸💸 Get in Dylan you beauty!!!

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@JoshuaCarnn

3 years

World Road Race Championship 🌈 +++[+++] K.Asgreen 20/1(ew) +++[+++] D.Van Baarle 400/1(ew) ++++ M.Van Der Poel 7/1 ++[++] B.Cosnefroy 40/1(ew) ++[++] T.Pidcock 33/1(ew) +[+] T.Benoot 125/1(ew)

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5 years

@Realzeus0000 @TotalSwansTV @abdule_10 @GarethBale11 Anonymous the whole game! Obviously. He was on the bench against Ajax 😂

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2 years

@Vaughters Yeah because you don’t have a habit of been the last team to announce startlists.

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3 years

1-2 Baby!!! We are back

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@JoshuaCarnn

3 years

Itzulia Basque Stage 2 Betting •••(•••)A.Lutsenko 50/1(ew) •••(•••)J.Fuglsang 50/1(ew) ••(••) A.Aranburu 28/1(ew) ••(••) O.Fraile 80/1(ew) •(•) I.Izagirre 100/1(ew) ••(••) P.Bilbao 100/1(ew) Tomorrow is the day

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3 years

Only three things in life are certain: Birth, Death and Alex Aranburu finishing top 10 at Milan-San Remo.

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2 years

Luis Leon Sanchez just dropping his best GC result at a Grand tour in last 12 years. The man is 63 years old. What a hero!

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Joshua Carnn

@JoshuaCarnn

4 years

Paris-Nice Stage Four Results⏱ SK.Andersen 18/1(ew) WON Returns +14.5pts🔹 Current Season +281.25pts🔸 That's a winner everyday at Paris-Nice. 7 bets on races/stages this year. 6 winners. 🤒

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@JoshuaCarnn

4 years

Paris-Nice Stage Four ⏱ 🥈🥈 S.Kung 11/1(ew) 🥉 S.K.Andersen 18/1(ew) 🥉 T.Kangert 50/1(ew) Season Return +266.75pts 🔸 Only small bets for tomorrow with rain forecast and the punchy parcours. Never liked betting on TT's.

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2 years

YESSSSSSSS JAI.

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@JoshuaCarnn

2 years

GIRO D’ITALIA (s.9) 🏔🏔 [3] S.Yates 6/1 [1]• J.Hindley 50/1(ew) [0.5]• J.Hirt 40/1(ew) (6)* •••••••••• Season Profit [-147.5 -18%] Giro [+29 +56%]

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Result Perez 300/1 ✅💥 Staked 5.5 Returns 188.5 Profit +183 Cycling Season (+125)

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@JoshuaCarnn

1 year

Drôme Classic 🇫🇷 🥊 [1]* V.Lafay 25/1(ew) [1.5] A.Bagioli 16/1 [0.5]* L.Calmejane 125/1(ew) [0.5]* A.Perez 300/1(ew) (5.5) Season Profit (-38.5)

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Joshua Carnn

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3 years

Leaked images of Carlton Kirby's bedroom

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2 years

No comment

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4 months

Shit scenes. Shit TV Director. Shit so called cycling fans on Twitter using crash images to farm for likes.

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3 years

I see people saying that this Ineos team for The Tour isn't that strong. I think this is one of the best teams I have ever seen at a GT.

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2 years

Vlasov would have beat Pog there and no one can convince me otherwise.

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2 years

Did I just see Almeida won combativity award for stage 9 on my timeline. Please tell me that isn’t true. Poor Diego Rosa. This public voting system is an utter disgrace.

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Joshua Carnn

@JoshuaCarnn

2 years

Wish Astana would plant a tree for every break they miss. Whole world wouldn’t have to worry about climate change.

Godless Socialist

@ruby_roubaix

2 years

Luis Angel Mate will plant a tree for every km he spends in the break at the Vuelta this year.

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3 years

The 10 things I’m looking forward to watching this season. (A Thread) 3) Greg Van Avermaet not wearing any of that gold crap he’s been milking for the last 30 years. 4) Sergio Higuita sitting in Nils Politt’s slipstream.

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@JoshuaCarnn

2 years

He’s at it again. The Katie Price of cycling twitter this lad.

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@JoshuaCarnn

2 years

Dare to dream. S C A R O N I

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1 year

And without trying, Bilbao now becomes Bahrain’s best GC man. Benjamin Franklin once quoted “Nothing in life is certain except death, taxes and Pello Bilbao finishing top 10 on GC”

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@JoshuaCarnn

4 years

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!

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@JoshuaCarnn

2 years

Yessssss 100/1! Get in there 🔥🔥

Joshua Carnn

@JoshuaCarnn

2 years

COMMONWEALTH GAMES RR 💨 [1.5]• S.Watson 20/1(ew) [1]• M.Scotson 50/1(ew) [0.5]• A.Gate 100/1(ew) (6)* ••••••• Season Profit [-222 -21%]

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1 year

It’s been far too long

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2 years

Pello Bilbao is about to get called up to his 42nd Grand Tour in a row

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@JoshuaCarnn

4 years

Seeing what some people have said on Twitter is disgusting. He has made a huge mistake and this will haunt him for the rest of his life. You can not tell me in any way he has meant any harm to another rider. All that is important now is the health of those affected.

La Flamme Rouge

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4 years

Absolutely no need to harass Groenewegen right now. He will already carry this day with him for the rest of his life.

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KARMA IS A BITCH

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1 year

@backandacross WICKET🏏 12-2 M.Cathedral 🦆(1) Bowled M.Onday (Caught Slips) Unplayable. Movement in the air and off the seam. Huge turn of events here. Church XI in trouble, can experienced new batsman M.Chapel steady the ship. Week XI change to an attacking field while on top.

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2 years

Laporte wins on Saturday when everyone looks at Wout and he goes straight over the top. Heard it here first.

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@JoshuaCarnn

4 years

@DeGendtThomas @Lotto_Soudal That's not your son, that's Gianni Moscon

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@JoshuaCarnn

2 years

Why do people see everyone who don’t win as a failure. Brings me back to my point yesterday.

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@JoshuaCarnn

2 years

1-2 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Joshua Carnn

@JoshuaCarnn

2 years

Volta Catalunya (s.1) 🥊 [4] M.Matthews 7/2 [0.5]• Q.Pacher 125/1(ew) [0.5]• C.Strong 150/1(ew) (6) •••••••••••••••••••• Season Profit [-51 -12%]

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DQS need to adopt these tactics even when Ala is there. Too many times I feel they throw most of their eggs in one basket. Ala should not be attacking and dropping his teammates.

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4 years

Paris-Nice Stage Three Results A.Pasqualon 400/1(ew) 3RD💶 Returns +91pts🔹 Current Season +266.75pts 😂🔸 Pasqualon returns with a 100/1 return for a top 3 finish. 25/1,18/1,16/1 and now 100/1!! What a few days. Can't believe it.

Joshua Carnn

@JoshuaCarnn

4 years

Paris-Nice Stage Three 🥈🥈 G.Nizzolo 10/1(ew) 🥉 H.Hofstetter 80/1(ew) 🥉 A.Pasqualon 400/1(ew) Season Return +175.75pts 🔸 Not confident backing anyone really especially the top sprinters at short odds. Having a bit of fun on some long shots.

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I Do not need to see any more videos of today. All I want to see is the man doing what he does best. Winning bike races. He can win this battle to. Stay strong Fabio🙏🏻

Eurosport

@eurosport

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Uphill sprint ... on cobbles 😨 No problem for @quickstepteam rider Fabio Jakobsen, who wins Nokere Koerse 💪 #NokereKoerse

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3 years

Hey google what is the dictionary definition of Consistency?

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6 years

@sportsanalys @Sporf @juventusfc @Pirlo_official @emrecan_ @aaronramsey @paulpogba Rather not have him at all

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3 years

"Look...He's backed us all again"

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9 months

What a great bunch we have next year. Sad we lost Romo but other than that just a well put together team on a small budget.

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2 years

@BenjiNaesen

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3 years

Tell you one person who would have finished with Yates today. BUCHMANN

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@JoshuaCarnn

6 years

@Sporf @juventusfc @Pirlo_official @emrecan_ @aaronramsey @paulpogba How is paying someone 400k good business 😂

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Joshua Carnn

@JoshuaCarnn

2 months

10 days ago laughing at him been a contender. Now saying he could top 5. Classic example of the the continuous overreactions and recency bias on this platform from EVERYONE, it’s a virus.

Benji Naesen

@BenjiNaesen

2 months

The term Superdomestique is thrown around very easily these days. Riders like Castroviejo are not superdomestiques. A superdomestique is someone who can easily get themselves a strong result but spends that energy to make his teammate win. Basically, Vlasov. ✅ #Dauphin é

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1 year

11 winning bets in last 13 stages/races. Don’t know what’s going on.

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@JoshuaCarnn

1 year

@backandacross Church thinking he’s Jos Buttler at the top of the order. Fielding team just need to be patient and find their length early in the innings. 8 for 0.

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@JoshuaCarnn

4 months

Nice wallpaper, Is that 2 uae riders getting dropped by lutsenko?

Cycling Takes

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4 months

What cycling wallpaper is everyone using right now? 🤔 Here’s mine - show me yours! ⤵️

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Bini Girmay in a sprint

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1 year

Going to start using AI Artwork for the headers of my bets for races. Here’s a few. Just going to type in the race name with cycling and use whatever comes up first! Better than the race logos. Here’s some examples. 1) UAE Tour 2) Omloop 3) Faun - Ardeche 4) Strade Bianche

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1 year

@DanDeakins My average heart rate taking a shit is 99

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Joshua Carnn

@JoshuaCarnn

4 years

Anyone got that same feeling in their stomach that you get on Christmas Eve. #TDF2020

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@JoshuaCarnn

4 years

ASK YOURSELF? are you really friends if they say the Giro isn't their favourite race.

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9 months

Astana getting rid of a racist and a drug trafficker in the space of year. Shining example of correct team ethics in cycling. Other teams need to take note. WE ARE THE TEAM OF THE PEOPLE.

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5 years

@SoapDroppers @eh25_elliegg @ScholesyLad @GNev2 I must be getting a bonus for the assist here @SoapDroppers 😂

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3 years

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Joshua Carnn

@JoshuaCarnn

3 years

Itzulia Astana Stage 4 Betting •••(•••) A.Lutsenko 16/1(ew) •••(•••) O.Fraile 16/1(ew) •••(•••) A.Aranburu 18/1(ew) ••(••) I.Izagirre 66/1(ew) •(•) J.Fuglsang 80/1(ew) •(•) P.Bilbao 80/1(ew) •(•) O.Rodriguez 250/1(ew) •(•) S,De Bod 425/1(ew)

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