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Catch me July 27-Oct 14 hosting Jellyroll's Backroad Baptism Tour

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@JoshAdamMeyers
Josh Adam Meyers
2 years
Life is crazy. In 2015 I put on a fentanyl patch and watched the @WashWizards beat the Celtics in Washington DC at the @CapitalOneArena . Last night I performed there opening for @billburr . Thank you Bill for the exact same high without the drugs. Photos by @janolikphoto
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If Pete Davidson starts dating Jason Momoa he is officially the GOAT.
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Josh Adam Meyers
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Today is 5 years off opiates! If anyone is struggling, please reach out. I will do whatever I can to help you. If I can do it, you can too!!
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This was @bertkreischer ’s idea
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Hey @tomhanks . I reunited The Real Oneders at @TheGDComedyJam to perform That Thing You Do. @TomEScott @JohnSchaech @EmbryEthan it was magic
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Josh Adam Meyers
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Ive had a smile on my face all day because of how many people telling me how important That Thing You Do was to them. Last Night was magic
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@JoshAdamMeyers
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4 years
Here is some advice for how to handle life during Social Distancing. Be safe everybody! Please share❤️
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@JoshAdamMeyers
Josh Adam Meyers
4 years
WELL Fuck me
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Rolling Stone
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Our list of the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time was originally published in 2003. But no list is definitive, so we decided to remake it from scratch. The voters included Beyoncé, Stevie Nicks and many more. Here we present our new #RS500Albums :
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Josh Adam Meyers
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Back to work on @FIFFNetflix Season 4! DJ Howlin Hank is baby! Love being a part of such an incredible show with so many amazing people! Catch the first 3 seasons on @netflix !
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@JoshAdamMeyers
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Today I have been off of opiates for 4 years. Did the long post on my Instagram. Pop over there if you want to read my story.
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@JoshAdamMeyers
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In honor of @TheBonfireSXM returning to @SIRIUSXM tomorrow I sang Take a Stand to Feldog last night at @rooseveltcomedy . Congrats @bigjayoakerson @DanSoder @ChristineMEvans !
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@JoshAdamMeyers
Josh Adam Meyers
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I was lucky enough to work with @dmx on @TheGDComedyJam in 2017. After he did Party Up with @JayPharoah he came upstairs and joined in with @ryansickler @joederosacomedy @jeremiahstandup @AveryFunny to sing The After Jam theme song and it was magical. #RIPDMX
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BLT'S ARE AN UNDERRATED SANDWICH!
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@JoshAdamMeyers
Josh Adam Meyers
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Anytime my mom “loaned” me money when I was building my career, she always made a point to say “You are taking my Italy Money!” So 5 years after the last time I borrowed money from her, I took her on her Italy trip. We are now even.
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Lets get this passed a million ASAP! Congrats @bigjayoakerson
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Thanks everyone. I’m beaming with pride
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Free Soder!!!
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@JoshAdamMeyers
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Yeah. @jeremiahstandup and I️ just warmed up the crowd for the @truTVjokers at @TheGarden . Thank you @SalVulcano for throwing us up there and @ciphasounds for sharing the stage.
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Last night @TheGDComedyJam vol 22 was amazing. Huge thanks to everyone that performed! They killed!
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I have known @madflavor for 10 years. He has always been there for me. Joey is one of the sweetest human beings I know. I have never seen him be disrespectful to ANY women in or out of comedy. I love you Uncle Joey.
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I got into a Facebook argument with a Trump supporter and insinuated that he had sex with my Mom. So, I asked her and this was her response. #gamesetmatch
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Happy birthday to The Godfather @billburr is 50! One of the coolest dudes I have ever met! Here is how to honor him today. Everyone must smoke a Cuban cigar, listen to a John Bonham drum solo and then tell the Indianapolis Colt’s twitter account to go “Fuck Themselves!” Do it!!!
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@JoshAdamMeyers
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While performing at Jiffy Lube Live in Bristow, VA, I got 23k people to chant F Dan Snyder. As a lifetime Washington Football fan this is my proudest moment. @Barstooldmv
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Who on here is one of "my homies?"
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@JoshAdamMeyers
Josh Adam Meyers
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6 years off of opiates. Every day not looking for that poison is a blessing. If I can do it you can do it. If anyone is struggling and needs help reach out I’ll do everything I can to help you out.
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@JoshAdamMeyers
Josh Adam Meyers
5 years
In honor of my buddy @SalVulcano getting a 9th season of @truTVjokers , here is his fantastic mixtape he made for The 500 using @Spotify . Enjoy.
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@JoshAdamMeyers
Josh Adam Meyers
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The Comedy Jam aka @TheGDComedyJam is streaming on @paramountplus ! It’s dope and I’m super proud of it. Here is a clip of @bertkreischer and @ScottStapp crushing Higher! Enjoy.
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Happy birthday to my brother @billburr ! Everyone tell him to go fuck himself below.
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Here is @SalVulcano mixtape for all of y’all. Check out his episode of The 500 with Josh Adam Meyers!
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@SalVulcano made a Spotify playlist after being on #The500 with @JoshAdamMeyers . I absolutely love the variety of it, and it’s 100% his personality!!
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I just got into an argument with a neighbor in another building. She complained about me working out and the noise. She screamed at me and threatened to call the police. It was 130pm. She is also an actress. I looked her up and her IMDBpro ranking is higher than mine. Hurts
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@JoshAdamMeyers
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I would have loved to have heard her music grow over the years. Such a special artist. #queenoffleece
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@JoshAdamMeyers @TheDailyShow @dulcesloan @Spotify Love it 💚 I hung this on my wall in 2007 when I was 21, I’ve moved 2 times since, and I still have it on my wall. Amy was a legend
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RIP THE GREATEST PODCAST IN THE WORLD. Thank you to @ryansickler and @JayLarsoncomedy for so many laughs.
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We love @TheComedyStore . It’s the greatest club in the world. We are living in weird times but you can help. The Store is open 4 food and drink. Get out of ur house and help support a place that has supports the funniest geniuses that have ever walked the earth. @TonyHinchcliffe
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Also I’m not a music critic, I’m a comic. If you want straight facts and reviews of the album listen to Some Malcolm Gladwell BS or Dissect or whatever the fuck breaks albums down. I’m just trying to listen to some records and laugh with cool people.
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@JoshAdamMeyers
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9 years ago today we lost Angelo Bowers. The funniest human Ive ever met. Every set of his brought tears to my eyes. He would have been one of the biggest comics working today. Go to @AngelosJokes and read some of his jokes today. Love you Sewtow.
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@DanSoder I thought he was your “homie”
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Its HAPPENING! @pattonoswalt is about to come on @the500podcast to talk The Pixies Surfer Rosa! What do you want me to ask him?
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Here it is. My final appearance on @CrabFeast . 12 times. I hate to see it coming to an end but also so grateful to have been a part of such a special podcast. Huge thanks to @ryansickler and @JayLarsoncomedy for everything they have done.
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If I get 100 likes I’ll stay in Maryland for an extra week. Go.
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Josh Adam Meyers
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Does anyone want to drive from NYC to Boston tonight to see Chris Rock at the Wilbur? ill buy the tickets
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Not only did you find me but you just showed the world that you are into red heads with step dad porn.
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Still the best pod I’ve ever listened to
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Here it is. My final appearance on @CrabFeast . 12 times. I hate to see it coming to an end but also so grateful to have been a part of such a special podcast. Huge thanks to @ryansickler and @JayLarsoncomedy for everything they have done.
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Hey @Uber because your driver cancelled on me after waiting 30 minutes for a pick up, I missed my flight. I will never be using you ever again and will everything in my power to tel the world about how bad you are
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@luisjgomez It’s so bad
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ZOOM COMEDY SHOW PSA! I wrote this song for all the standup comics out there not being able to perform onstage during the pandemic. Featuring @tomsegura @ryansickler @bigjayoakerson @DanSoder @billburr @andrewschulz and more.
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Josh Adam Meyers
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It’s Rage Against The Machine week on @the500podcast ! My guest is @Shanemgillis and we go deep into their perfect 1992 debut. Dig it on all platforms.
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People that drink Pepsi are trash.
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The Simpsons. Been watching for 30 years and I’ll watch it till the day I die.
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Never shit on the people of HOUSTON. I love HOUSTON. I shit on the @astros for cheating.
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@SecretGroupHTX @JoshAdamMeyers @chibisennit @justray01 @cinatyte @BWWings @Nationals You realize he tweeted first right? Talking shit about Houston and their fans. You support a asshole
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Good old Ocean City, Maryland. Always fucking up. @ryansickler
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BREAKING: Truck full of fireworks exploded in Ocean City, Maryland
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One of the strongest comics to ever come out of The Harrisburg Comedy Zone. Peep Shane's first hour special.
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This is my comedy special. It’s free and it’s on YouTube.
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I couldn't be happier to announce that #the500podcast is now a @Spotify Original. There is no one I would rather be working with and I'm excited for the world to hear the show and join the movement.
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Happy 12th birthday to me doing stand up. This was from my 2nd show in LA. I ate a shit sandwich.
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16 year old me. Roast me.
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I fucking love @bigjayoakerson and @DanSoder . Here is a clip of them from @TheBonfireSXM talking about @the500podcast bookings. Hilarious.
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Josh Adam Meyers
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LAS VEGAS! Sept 5th! @TheGDComedyJam is coming to @FremontCC with @truTVjokers @SalVulcano @Joe_Gatto and HUGE SURPRISE GUESTS! Get tickets ASAP!
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Tomorrow night! @TheGDComedyJam is back on 3/20/19 with an incredible lineup. Each comic will do a stand up set and then sing a cover song w/ a live band! @marcmaron @KarenKilgariff @lucasbros @TonyHinchcliffe ! Get TIX!
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If you have ever been yacked out of your mind, you know this jaw movement
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Dancing jaw is a tell...
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Sup @CrabFeast . On this day in 2009, Jimmy Josh Adams performed stand up comedy for 45 minutes, in front of 2000 people, a year into comedy, at a rave.
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You should have never broken up with me because I loved you the way you are......and the money.
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2nite WATCH @TheGDComedyJam #gdcj aka the Goddamn Comedy Jam on @ComedyCentral at 1130pm after the #VMAs2016
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Nov 6th in BROOKLYN! 1 WEEK AWAY! @TheGDComedyJam at @WarsawConcerts for @nycomedyfest ! HUGE SPECIAL GUEST that is playing a 15k seater the next night. Plus @bigjayoakerson @NikkiGlaser @SalVulcano @luisjgomez
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What is your desert island record? You can only bring one. I would bring Radiohead Ok Computer.
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Can we just sub all of the confederate statues with ones of Keanu Reeves?
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I sat with @duncantrussell to talk Nick Drake’s perfect Pink Moon on @the500podcast . Fun and deep convo about life, having control of it and depression. Art by @youngandsick
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Should I fix my teeth or buy a Rolex?
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Hey @AmericanAir . I’m on flight AA0966. Can you tell the steward to tell the woman in seat 27F to stop singing. Thanks.
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NBC has sucked balls since Night Court went off the air. #NBCBlackout
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After 40 years on this funky ass planet, I will be listening to my first Bob Dylan record in its entirety. Roast me!
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Just installed a bidet
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To all of the #fleecearmy that is mad at Soder and I for this weeks ep for our thoughts on Arctic Monkeys first record, finish the ep. it turns into a love fest. Also we are comics and are having fun. Plus you didn’t pay for the show so you can’t say shit
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WATCH THIS NOW! @Shanemgillis and @JohnnyMcKeever are killing it right now. Ive watched this 6 times because @kilah_fox is the next Madeline Kahn
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Trump Sketch
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Thank you to all the Feasters showing me love for this episode! So much fun. #shittykitty #kowwke #mowwy #puptent #overdowwsed
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I was lucky enough to perform Gangsta's Paradise with Coolio and Pete Davidson on the TV version of @TheGDComedyJam . Coolio was awesome. RIP
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It’s @ArcticMonkeys week on @the500podcast ! My guest is @TheBonfireSXM ’s @DanSoder and we go deep into 2006’s Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not. Super fun ep. Dig it on all platforms.
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G Blind Mike might be dead after that stage dive
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Let The Bodies Hit The Floor.
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@JoshAdamMeyers
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Ep 476 of The 500 is LIVE! My guest is @bertkreischer and we go deep into Notorious BIG’s 1997 double album Life After Death. Is biggie the greatest rapper of all time? Are we both horrible with money? This so is never a dull moment. Subscribe!
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@The_Baron_6 @KFCBarstool @bertkreischer LOOK AT IT!! it’s like Birdbox
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Can we all just agree that early Elton John music is straight fire. Exhibit A, Honkey Cat. I rest my case.
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It’s @RollingStones week on @the500podcast ! I sit with @marcmaron and we go deep into Some Girls. We talk The Stones, Keith and NYC. Dig it. . Art by @youngandsick
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Dude. I love all of you. Except like 4 people that are dicks.
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HIMBROS! @IamJustinSilver and I want your questions. We are getting ready to record the first EP of @HimbosPodcast NEXT WEEK at @TheBonfireSXM studio with @djlouwitzki and @louisjohnson21 , what questions do you want us to answer?
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Dude I have been stuck at 9400 followers on here for like 6 years. Can y’all help me please!
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Merry Xmas from Princess Lekka Dog and me!
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This is the dumbest shit I have ever read. What did you think Rage Against the Machine was fighting?
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Ep 387 of @the500podcast is LIVE! My guest is @tomsegura and we go deep into one of the best records ever made,Enter the Wu Tang by @WuTangClan ! We talk about WU’s impact on music and which song we would F-CK too. Plus we talk/play a #dasheckals track.
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The republicans have such shitty celebrities backing them that Fox News try’s to beef up their stature. “Hollywood Powerhouse Jon Voight! Sex Symbol Kirstie Alley! Human Hand Job James Woods!”
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Josh Adam Meyers
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Post the most random picture of you with a celebrity in this thread with no explanation. Here is me with @paulwallbaby @kimkardashian and Skinhead Rob.
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Im in this. @billburr presents Friends who Kill on @NetflixIsAJoke and it drops MANANA.
@NetflixIsAJoke
Netflix Is A Joke
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we went backstage just moments before we shot Bill Burr Presents: Friends Who Kill. Check out the full special tomorrow!
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Since I’ve moved to New York City my jazz intake is up 300%
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MY HOMIES!
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Ayo @ryansickler , I found a girl for you.
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Ep 401 of @the500podcast is LIVE! My guest is @TheBonfireSXM @bigjayoakerson and we go deep into 1999’s Californiacation by @chillipipers . We talk @johnfrusciante guitar, @Korn and my getting dosed on @LegionOfSkanks . Download it.
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@JoshAdamMeyers
Josh Adam Meyers
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JULY 25th! I’m recording THE 500 LIVE at @justforlaughs MTL with guest @bobbyleelive and we are going deep into REM’s 1987 masterpiece DOCUMENT! 530pm in the Ovation Room. Get tickets!
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I’m sorry but SGT PEPPER is not the 24th greatest record of all time
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Im so stoked to release the next few weeks of @the500podcast . Y'all are going to love these episodes.
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Is this @tomsegura in the pink dress?
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