I just want a romantic boyfriend who tells me to move in, pets me all day, takes me for walks, lets me lick cum off the floor and slams my face in the wall while he gets me pregnant in the shower and drags me by my neck when I don’t eat my vegetables
Why you should marry me
1. hot
2. funny
3. i will be your battle wife and we will fight in glorious battles, tear the sky apart with fiery rage, and crush our enemies beneath our feet
4. suck good dick
perks of being my boyfriend
- chokes back
- pays taxes
- doesnt have sex in beds anymore
- shrek is my idol
- loves to fist fight
- pees outside
- fucks 6 times a day
- really bad at super smash bros
- big titty goth gf
- battles dragons
- eats cum from dog bowls